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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Lord Chronos on December 09, 2014, 09:42:35 AM
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On the odd occasion I have been to peoples houses and seen magazines and newspapers by the toilet. I have also seen this in films where people are sitting down reading whilst having a crap.
It takes me less than a few minutes to have a dump, so I am wondering are the people who need ages to have a dump people who are lifelong constipated.
How long do most people take to have a dump.
This is a bodybuilding question, as it may relate to ones fiber consumption and is therefore a nutrition question.
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never understod it either
maybe shitty low fiber diets that causes hard shits ???
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Reading is for older people. You usually surf your phone now.
It's a great escape from work, reading getbig. I don't know how long I go but it's not a few mins
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When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.
I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.
I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.
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anal stage of development ???
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It only takes me a few minutes to shit as well.
I think some people just like to spend longer taking a shit more out of choice than constipation. Maybe they find shitting soothing or something? :D
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When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.
I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.
I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.
too much information man..
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When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.
I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.
I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.
This is the kind of pro-tip that I expect from Getbig.
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It only takes me like 30 seconds to shit but then .I flex in the mirror for like 5 minutes...
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When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.
I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.
I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.
Now the name makes sense
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On the odd occasion I have been to peoples houses and seen magazines and newspapers by the toilet. I have also seen this in films where people are sitting down reading whilst having a crap.
It takes me less than a few minutes to have a dump, so I am wondering are the people who need ages to have a dump people who are lifelong constipated.
How long do most people take to have a dump.
This is a bodybuilding question, as it may relate to ones fiber consumption and is therefore a nutrition question.
In America, along with very powerful toilets, we have considered our private time on the toilet to be sacred. For men, we call it "Throne Time". It is the last bastion of manliness. And we must enjoy every minute of it, while it lasts. So, therefore we read. It could be The Wall Street Journal, or Sports Illustrated, Money Magazine, Robb Report, or for those retro folks, the articles in Playboy....Either way, one should not question the amount of time spent on one's throne, but rather the quality of time spent.
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I usually take awhile. But Ive also gone 5 day without pooping.
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Finished Grapes of Wrath in too coilers and an extended hangover squirt.
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Reading is for older people. You usually surf your phone now.
It's a great escape from work, reading getbig. I don't know how long I go but it's not a few mins
Reading getbig via smartphone while taking a dump.
Gotta love technology.
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never understod it either
maybe shitty low fiber diets that causes hard shits ???
I (also) never understood why it takes so long to drop a turd?
How can anyone read in that stink ? ???
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I've got ibs, I shit a lot
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When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.
I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.
I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.
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Now the name makes sense
Also an opportunity to work the word "blumpkin" into the conversation.
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sometimes you have to crap on a schedule. like, playing a gig from 8 til 11... you MUST drop a deuce before the gym at5:30 pm, whether you have to or not. Otherwise the turtle is peeking out all night.
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sometimes you have to crap on a schedule. like, playing a gig from 8 til 11... you MUST drop a deuce before the gym at5:30 pm, whether you have to or not. Otherwise the turtle is peeking out all night.
Ask anybody that has seen combat about the absolute requirement of a "battle shit". As my old first sergeant said, "only two types of soldiers: the kind that talk about shitting their pants in their first firefight and those that don't talk about it"
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5 - 50 minutes depending on the literature.
I used to read Donald Duck a lot, now I'm into more sophisticated material so my schedule may vary.
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i'm pretty sure ipads were invented for
1) porn
2) bathroom viewing
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i'm pretty sure ipads were invented for
1) porn
2) bathroom viewing
3) 1 && 2 combined
Fixed.
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On the odd occasion I have been to peoples houses and seen magazines and newspapers by the toilet. I have also seen this in films where people are sitting down reading whilst having a crap.
It takes me less than a few minutes to have a dump, so I am wondering are the people who need ages to have a dump people who are lifelong constipated.
How long do most people take to have a dump.
This is a bodybuilding question, as it may relate to ones fiber consumption and is therefore a nutrition question.
Another AnalBOLDichalos gimmick ???
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In America, along with very powerful toilets, we have considered our private time on the toilet to be sacred. For men, we call it "Throne Time". It is the last bastion of manliness. And we must enjoy every minute of it, while it lasts. So, therefore we read. It could be The Wall Street Journal, or Sports Illustrated, Money Magazine, Robb Report, or for those retro folks, the articles in Playboy....Either way, one should not question the amount of time spent on one's throne, but rather the quality of time spent.
Lol the last bastion of manliness :)
The Wall Street journal, obviously this would be the stockbrokers choice, and other men who partake in wearing braces.
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Depends how good the book is.
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I ALWAYS have a large supply of Muscle & Fitness by the toilet for reading material...
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Only disgusting people take a long time inhaling their shit fumes and covering themselves in shit particles by remaining in bathrooms for extended periods of time.
Sickos. No wonder why no women like some of these people.
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About 1 minute. Most times it take longer to wipe than the actual dump. Fiber is your friend.
A man's last sanctuary, especially if you are married and have young kids running around.
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5 - 50 minutes depending on the literature.
I used to read Donald Duck a lot, now I'm into more sophisticated material so my schedule may vary.
that's funny because I had a friend as a child who always read donald duck on the shitter. for hours..
I didn't mind though because I could play his atari.
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Only disgusting people take a long time inhaling their shit fumes and covering themselves in shit particles by remaining in bathrooms for extended periods of time.
Sickos. No wonder why no women like some of these people.
Why do you hate literature?
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Love reading on the toilet
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Fixed.
Yo forgot
4) Follow the stock market while on vacation in Dubai, India.
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well because of my Colitis Ulcerosa i´m on their more often than most of you..so i like to do a bit of pot surfing..take my small Toshiba notebook and sit it on a laundry basket which is the perfect height in the Bathroom. infact just eaten breakfast...my Bowels are stirring ;D
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I cant stand people just sitting on the toilet and waiting.
I deliver, wipe/wash and leave.
However at work i take my time so im actually getting paid taking a dump. 8)
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I drop/flush for the simple reason of wanting to reduce the amount time my O ring is under pressure.
All those pointless hours on the can, with your intestines resting on your asshole can't be good. My balloon knot is in good repair and I intend to keep it that way.
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Quickest way to getting onset piles is prolonged toilet sitting.
I learnt that the hard way!
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I assumed it was just a way for dads to masterbate in piece.
The pile of books is just a cover, for all the porn that is watched there.
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When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.
I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.
I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.
Ha! It took years to train the wife that bathroom time wasn't about me answering her questions outside the door. Now however the kid has taken up the mantle and stands outside the door banging and screaming "ba ba!" till I finish. Then I open the door and she and the Pug are sitting there.....sigh. >:(