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Title: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Lord Chronos on December 09, 2014, 09:42:35 AM


On the odd occasion I have been to peoples houses and seen magazines and newspapers by the toilet. I have also seen this in films where people are sitting down reading whilst having a crap.

It takes me less than a few minutes to have a dump, so I am wondering are the people who need ages to have a dump people who are lifelong constipated.

How long do most people take to have a dump.

This is a bodybuilding question, as it may relate to ones fiber consumption and is therefore a nutrition question.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: MAXX on December 09, 2014, 09:45:23 AM
never understod it either

maybe shitty low fiber diets that causes hard shits  ???
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Papper on December 09, 2014, 09:45:56 AM
Reading is for older people. You usually surf your phone now.

It's a great escape from work, reading getbig. I don't know how long I go but it's not a few mins
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Rimstinger on December 09, 2014, 09:48:13 AM
When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.

I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.

I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: G_Thang on December 09, 2014, 09:48:31 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FILPrwoxlkA/UQbdpd_0Q0I/AAAAAAAAAHk/PYAhd7_HtFA/s1600/baby-in-toilet.jpg)
anal stage of development  ???
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: SuperTed on December 09, 2014, 09:49:11 AM
It only takes me a few minutes to shit as well.
I think some people just like to spend longer taking a shit more out of choice than constipation. Maybe they find shitting soothing or something? :D
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: MAXX on December 09, 2014, 09:49:38 AM
When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.

I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.

I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.
too much information man..
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: _aj_ on December 09, 2014, 09:51:07 AM
When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.

I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.

I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.

This is the kind of pro-tip that I expect from Getbig.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: TheShape. on December 09, 2014, 09:51:29 AM
It only takes me like 30 seconds to shit but then .I flex in the mirror for like 5 minutes...
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Army of One on December 09, 2014, 09:54:11 AM
When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.

I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.

I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.

Now the name makes sense
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Parker on December 09, 2014, 09:54:59 AM

On the odd occasion I have been to peoples houses and seen magazines and newspapers by the toilet. I have also seen this in films where people are sitting down reading whilst having a crap.

It takes me less than a few minutes to have a dump, so I am wondering are the people who need ages to have a dump people who are lifelong constipated.

How long do most people take to have a dump.

This is a bodybuilding question, as it may relate to ones fiber consumption and is therefore a nutrition question.
In America, along with very powerful toilets, we have considered our private time on the toilet to be sacred. For men, we call it "Throne Time". It is the last bastion of manliness. And we must enjoy every minute of it, while it lasts. So, therefore we read. It could be The Wall Street Journal, or Sports Illustrated, Money Magazine, Robb Report, or for those retro folks, the articles in Playboy....Either way, one should not question the amount of time spent on one's throne, but rather the quality of time spent.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Nirvana on December 09, 2014, 10:39:03 AM
I usually take awhile. But Ive also gone 5 day without pooping.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: The Ugly on December 09, 2014, 10:45:29 AM
Finished Grapes of Wrath in too coilers and an extended hangover squirt.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Howard on December 09, 2014, 11:14:52 AM
Reading is for older people. You usually surf your phone now.

It's a great escape from work, reading getbig. I don't know how long I go but it's not a few mins

Reading getbig via smartphone while taking a dump.
Gotta love technology.

Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Howard on December 09, 2014, 11:17:10 AM
never understod it either

maybe shitty low fiber diets that causes hard shits  ???

I (also) never understood why it takes so long to drop a turd?
How can anyone read in that stink ? ???
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: LittleJ on December 09, 2014, 11:24:49 AM
I've got ibs, I shit a lot
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Man of Steel on December 09, 2014, 11:27:36 AM
When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.

I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.

I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: _aj_ on December 09, 2014, 11:31:16 AM
Now the name makes sense

Also an opportunity to work the word "blumpkin" into the conversation.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: 240 is Back on December 09, 2014, 11:37:13 AM
sometimes you have to crap on a schedule.  like, playing a gig from 8 til 11... you MUST drop a deuce before the gym at5:30 pm, whether you have to or not.    Otherwise the turtle is peeking out all night. 

Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: _aj_ on December 09, 2014, 11:45:11 AM
sometimes you have to crap on a schedule.  like, playing a gig from 8 til 11... you MUST drop a deuce before the gym at5:30 pm, whether you have to or not.    Otherwise the turtle is peeking out all night. 

Ask anybody that has seen combat about the absolute requirement of a "battle shit". As my old first sergeant said, "only two types of soldiers: the kind that talk about shitting their pants in their first firefight and those that don't talk about it"
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: _bruce_ on December 09, 2014, 12:18:06 PM
5 - 50 minutes depending on the literature.
I used to read Donald Duck a lot, now I'm into more sophisticated material so my schedule may vary.

Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: 240 is Back on December 09, 2014, 12:21:32 PM
i'm pretty sure ipads were invented for

1) porn
2) bathroom viewing

Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: _aj_ on December 09, 2014, 12:31:45 PM
i'm pretty sure ipads were invented for

1) porn
2) bathroom viewing
3) 1 && 2 combined



Fixed.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on December 09, 2014, 12:38:08 PM

On the odd occasion I have been to peoples houses and seen magazines and newspapers by the toilet. I have also seen this in films where people are sitting down reading whilst having a crap.

It takes me less than a few minutes to have a dump, so I am wondering are the people who need ages to have a dump people who are lifelong constipated.

How long do most people take to have a dump.

This is a bodybuilding question, as it may relate to ones fiber consumption and is therefore a nutrition question.

Another AnalBOLDichalos gimmick  ???
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Lord Chronos on December 09, 2014, 12:48:57 PM
In America, along with very powerful toilets, we have considered our private time on the toilet to be sacred. For men, we call it "Throne Time". It is the last bastion of manliness. And we must enjoy every minute of it, while it lasts. So, therefore we read. It could be The Wall Street Journal, or Sports Illustrated, Money Magazine, Robb Report, or for those retro folks, the articles in Playboy....Either way, one should not question the amount of time spent on one's throne, but rather the quality of time spent.

Lol the last bastion of manliness  :)

The Wall Street journal, obviously this would be the stockbrokers choice, and other men who partake in wearing braces.

(http://body.builder.hu/imagebank/pictures/977730566.jpg)
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: CalvinH on December 09, 2014, 01:31:12 PM
Depends how good the book is.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Thespritz0 on December 09, 2014, 01:31:21 PM
I ALWAYS have a large supply of Muscle & Fitness by the toilet for reading material...
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: The True Adonis on December 09, 2014, 01:45:12 PM
Only disgusting people take a long time inhaling their shit fumes and covering themselves in shit particles by remaining in bathrooms for extended periods of time.


Sickos.  No wonder why no women like some of these people.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Mr Anabolic on December 09, 2014, 01:49:26 PM
About 1 minute.  Most times it take longer to wipe than the actual dump.  Fiber is your friend.

A man's last sanctuary, especially if you are married and have young kids running around.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: MAXX on December 09, 2014, 01:50:29 PM
5 - 50 minutes depending on the literature.
I used to read Donald Duck a lot, now I'm into more sophisticated material so my schedule may vary.


that's funny because I had a friend as a child who always read donald duck on the shitter. for hours..

I didn't mind though because I could play his atari.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: The Ugly on December 09, 2014, 05:04:32 PM
Only disgusting people take a long time inhaling their shit fumes and covering themselves in shit particles by remaining in bathrooms for extended periods of time.


Sickos.  No wonder why no women like some of these people.

Why do you hate literature?
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Dr.J on December 10, 2014, 12:34:07 AM
Love reading on the toilet
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: FermiDirac on December 10, 2014, 12:39:12 AM
Fixed.

Yo forgot

4) Follow the stock market while on vacation in Dubai, India.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Donny on December 10, 2014, 12:51:16 AM
well because of my Colitis Ulcerosa i´m on their more often than most of you..so i like to do a bit of pot surfing..take my small Toshiba notebook and sit it on a laundry basket which is the perfect height in the Bathroom. infact just eaten breakfast...my Bowels are stirring  ;D
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: heenok on December 10, 2014, 01:51:32 AM
I cant stand people just sitting on the toilet and waiting.
I deliver, wipe/wash and leave.

However at work i take my time so im actually getting paid taking a dump.  8)
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: visualizeperfection on December 10, 2014, 01:58:35 AM
I drop/flush for the simple reason of wanting to reduce the amount time my O ring is under pressure.


All those pointless hours on the can, with your intestines resting on your asshole can't be good. My balloon knot is in good repair and I intend to keep it that way.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Omega on December 10, 2014, 08:14:31 AM
Quickest way to getting onset piles is prolonged toilet sitting.
I learnt that the hard way!
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: MikMaq on December 10, 2014, 08:22:13 AM
I assumed it was just a way for dads to masterbate in piece.

The pile of books is just a cover, for all the porn that is watched there.
Title: Re: Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?
Post by: Voice of Doom on December 10, 2014, 08:22:29 AM
When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.

I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.

I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.

Ha!  It took years to train the wife that bathroom time wasn't about me answering her questions outside the door.  Now however the kid has taken up the mantle and stands outside the door banging and screaming "ba ba!" till I finish.  Then I open the door and she and the Pug are sitting there.....sigh. >:(