Reading on the toilet..why? How long does it take you to have a crap?

[Lord Chronos]

On the odd occasion I have been to peoples houses and seen magazines and newspapers by the toilet. I have also seen this in films where people are sitting down reading whilst having a crap.

It takes me less than a few minutes to have a dump, so I am wondering are the people who need ages to have a dump people who are lifelong constipated.

How long do most people take to have a dump.

This is a bodybuilding question, as it may relate to ones fiber consumption and is therefore a nutrition question.

[MAXX]

never understod it either

maybe shitty low fiber diets that causes hard shits 

[Papper]

Reading is for older people. You usually surf your phone now.

It's a great escape from work, reading getbig. I don't know how long I go but it's not a few mins

[Rimstinger]

When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.

I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.

I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.

[G_Thang]

anal stage of development 

[SuperTed]

It only takes me a few minutes to shit as well.
I think some people just like to spend longer taking a shit more out of choice than constipation. Maybe they find shitting soothing or something?

[MAXX]

When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.

I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.

I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.

too much information man..

[_aj_]

When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.

I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.

I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.

This is the kind of pro-tip that I expect from Getbig.

[TheShape.]

It only takes me like 30 seconds to shit but then .I flex in the mirror for like 5 minutes...

[Army of One]

When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.

I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.

I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.

Now the name makes sense

[Parker]

On the odd occasion I have been to peoples houses and seen magazines and newspapers by the toilet. I have also seen this in films where people are sitting down reading whilst having a crap.

It takes me less than a few minutes to have a dump, so I am wondering are the people who need ages to have a dump people who are lifelong constipated.

How long do most people take to have a dump.

This is a bodybuilding question, as it may relate to ones fiber consumption and is therefore a nutrition question.

In America, along with very powerful toilets, we have considered our private time on the toilet to be sacred. For men, we call it "Throne Time". It is the last bastion of manliness. And we must enjoy every minute of it, while it lasts. So, therefore we read. It could be The Wall Street Journal, or Sports Illustrated, Money Magazine, Robb Report, or for those retro folks, the articles in Playboy....Either way, one should not question the amount of time spent on one's throne, but rather the quality of time spent.

[Nirvana]

I usually take awhile. But Ive also gone 5 day without pooping.

[The Ugly]

Finished Grapes of Wrath in too coilers and an extended hangover squirt.

[Howard]

Reading is for older people. You usually surf your phone now.

It's a great escape from work, reading getbig. I don't know how long I go but it's not a few mins

Reading getbig via smartphone while taking a dump.
Gotta love technology.

[Howard]

never understod it either

maybe shitty low fiber diets that causes hard shits 

I (also) never understood why it takes so long to drop a turd?
How can anyone read in that stink ?

[LittleJ]

I've got ibs, I shit a lot

[Man of Steel]

When I do "go" I tend to take the Ipad with me.

I take a shit then fap to the latest videos on the net, it's the only time I get to myself uninterrupted away from the wife and the baby without someone calling out for me.

I also find that taking a shit immediately before I fap, makes the orgasm more sensitive, perhaps the turd brushing past my prostate gland minutes earlier has something to do with it.

[_aj_]

Now the name makes sense

Also an opportunity to work the word "blumpkin" into the conversation.

[240 is Back]

sometimes you have to crap on a schedule.  like, playing a gig from 8 til 11... you MUST drop a deuce before the gym at5:30 pm, whether you have to or not.    Otherwise the turtle is peeking out all night. 

[_aj_]

sometimes you have to crap on a schedule.  like, playing a gig from 8 til 11... you MUST drop a deuce before the gym at5:30 pm, whether you have to or not.    Otherwise the turtle is peeking out all night. 

Ask anybody that has seen combat about the absolute requirement of a "battle shit". As my old first sergeant said, "only two types of soldiers: the kind that talk about shitting their pants in their first firefight and those that don't talk about it"

[_bruce_]

5 - 50 minutes depending on the literature.
I used to read Donald Duck a lot, now I'm into more sophisticated material so my schedule may vary.

[240 is Back]

i'm pretty sure ipads were invented for

1) porn
2) bathroom viewing

[_aj_]

i'm pretty sure ipads were invented for

1) porn
2) bathroom viewing
3) 1 && 2 combined

Fixed.

[Teutonic Knight]

On the odd occasion I have been to peoples houses and seen magazines and newspapers by the toilet. I have also seen this in films where people are sitting down reading whilst having a crap.

It takes me less than a few minutes to have a dump, so I am wondering are the people who need ages to have a dump people who are lifelong constipated.

How long do most people take to have a dump.

This is a bodybuilding question, as it may relate to ones fiber consumption and is therefore a nutrition question.

Another AnalBOLDichalos gimmick 

[Lord Chronos]

In America, along with very powerful toilets, we have considered our private time on the toilet to be sacred. For men, we call it "Throne Time". It is the last bastion of manliness. And we must enjoy every minute of it, while it lasts. So, therefore we read. It could be The Wall Street Journal, or Sports Illustrated, Money Magazine, Robb Report, or for those retro folks, the articles in Playboy....Either way, one should not question the amount of time spent on one's throne, but rather the quality of time spent.

Lol the last bastion of manliness 

The Wall Street journal, obviously this would be the stockbrokers choice, and other men who partake in wearing braces.