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;D
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No, that's only for lesbians.
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fingers are more effective
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No, I ain't no homo
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No, I ain't no homo
Exactly.
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No, I ain't no homo
Damn right. I also don't eat anything phallic. Popsicles, cucumbers, carrots, corn on the cob, sausage....
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Only the pussy of whores - since I'm toughening up.
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no im not submissive
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Real men eat poo hole.
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Real men eat poo hole.
...at Detroit Lions games.
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Yes. Some taste better than others though.
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yes i always do,i like to rub my face all around the pussy and get all the pussy juice on my face.then i like to stick my cock in there when its all wet,then ill lick it some more to get it wet again,when i dont shave i like to get all the pussy juice in my beard and mustache so i can smell the pussy when i get up the next day and jerk off to the smell
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No, I ain't no homo
NO me either. You guys Italian as well?Most Italians don't go down south!
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yes i always do,i like to rub my face all around the pussy and get all the pussy juice on my face.then i like to stick my cock in there when its all wet,then ill lick it some more to get it wet again,when i dont shave i like to get all the pussy juice in my beard and mustache so i can smell the pussy when i get up the next day and jerk off to the smell
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I also like to fill up the thong with them juices, really rub the flavor and moisture in there, then when im banging i like to wear the thong around my neck like a chain, sometimes i pull the crotch zone up over my nose like im a bandit about to rob a bank, gets me super horny
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Hell ya and I remember my black friends/teammates in college use to think I was crazy for doing it. They were full of shit like they were to good for it but they would take the fattest slob home that they could find at the bar. I eat and and pussy and ass as long as it's clean and the girl is hot.
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NO me either. You guys Italian as well?Most Italians don't go down south!
Prob cause their Harry women's pussy stinks.
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If the objective is to arouse the girl or make her feel good then fingers are way better, and I mean 10 million times better. You can make a girl experience the best orgasms of her life with your fingers, and the best part is you have two hands to use so when you get tired with one just swap hands. No reason to eat out a girl in my opinion, unless you personally enjoy the act, or she requests it specifically.
I'm with spiro though, gotta eat the ass especially if you wanna pound that hole later on gotta warm it up ;)
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Only like to if she's hot. :-* :-* :-* ;D :P :'( :'( :'(Otherwise... it's just doing my duty :-X :-X :-X :-[ :-[ :-[
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I also like to fill up the thong with them juices, really rub the flavor and moisture in there, then when im banging i like to wear the thong around my neck like a chain, sometimes i pull the crotch zone up over my nose like im a bandit about to rob a bank, gets me super horny
i used to do that with my old indian girl from 93,id always take a bandana i had and wipe it all over her pussy when it was all wet.she used to ask me what i was doing,id keep the bandana in my closet and everyday i went on porn sites id be sniffing the bandana while im stroking my meat with my other hand,oh yea i really busted a nut quick doing that.then when she came back on the weekend again ill get it all wet again with some fresh pussy juice and repeat the process
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yes i always do,i like to rub my face all around the pussy and get all the pussy juice on my face.then i like to stick my cock in there when its all wet,then ill lick it some more to get it wet again,when i dont shave i like to get all the pussy juice in my beard and mustache so i can smell the pussy when i get up the next day and jerk off to the smell
Post of the day.
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while im eating the pussy im ramming my finger in her ass and rubbing her tits with the other hand, im a old horny bastard
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when we do the 69 she likes to stick her finger in my ass also,oh man i really get horny then and i start chewing on the pussy never mind eating it
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i used to do that with my old indian girl from 93,id always take a bandana i had and wipe it all over her pussy when it was all wet.she used to ask me what i was doing,id keep the bandana in my closet and everyday i went on porn sites id be sniffing the bandana while im stroking my meat with my other hand,oh yea i really busted a nut quick doing that.then when she came back on the weekend again ill get it all wet again with some fresh pussy juice and repeat the process
This is my current favourite stash, the leopard print ones have a real nice pong stored in em.
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yes i always do,i like to rub my face all around the pussy and get all the pussy juice on my face.then i like to stick my cock in there when its all wet,then ill lick it some more to get it wet again,when i dont shave i like to get all the pussy juice in my beard and mustache so i can smell the pussy when i get up the next day and jerk off to the smell
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she used to finger my ass really hard sometimes almost in a violent type of mode,id start screaming and she had this sinister smile on her face when she heard me moaning,so to get her back id start fingering her ass even harder till she was moaning,then shed give it to me harder and i was in tears at that point but she would be blowing me while she was doing that so i couldnt stop cause it was to intense and i felt i was going to blow my load soon
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she used to finger my ass really hard sometimes almost in a violent type of mode,id start screaming and she had this sinister smile on her face when she heard me moaning,so to get her back id start fingering her ass even harder till she was moaning,then shed give it to me harder and i was in tears at that point but she would be blowing me while she was doing that so i couldnt stop cause it was to intense and i felt i was going to blow my load soon
Hi UK Gold
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If you're hooking up w/ some random girl you don't know how many dudes have run through that or if she even washes that shit.
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Only the pussy of whores - since I'm toughening up.
Eating the pussy of whores is called Milosizm
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Back in the day, yes.
Haven't done so in awhile, and fortunately my woman doesn't request it. Just as well. I wasn't very good at it. My tongue lacks dexterity. :(
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Fuck yes. I drool for nice snatch. When it smells and tastes good I go in for a long time. Just love it.
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ofcourse
wouldn't do it on one night stands like some guys do though
or black hookers :-X (Anabolichalo)
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Agree on all points, smell of pussy really gets me horny, if just having a wank a pair of the Mrs draws draped over the nose is perfect
yes i always do,i like to rub my face all around the pussy and get all the pussy juice on my face.then i like to stick my cock in there when its all wet,then ill lick it some more to get it wet again,when i dont shave i like to get all the pussy juice in my beard and mustache so i can smell the pussy when i get up the next day and jerk off to the smell
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Would love to party with gracie bjj. Just not pass out in the same town as him.
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No pussy eating for me but if a girl's asshole be worthy, I'll pay it some attention.
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No pussy eating for me but if a girl's asshole be worthy, I'll pay it some attention.
i have a nasty story about attempting to lick a broads ass,im on my way to the gym to hit tris real quick ill tell yas when i get back in 30 minutes,my gyms 1 block from my house so it will be quick
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i have a nasty story about attempting to lick a broads ass,im on my way to the gym to hit tris real quick ill tell yas when i get back in 30 minutes,my gyms 1 block from my house so it will be quick
What's this guy's problem
Mildly retarded?
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What's this guy's problem
Mildly retarded?
I assume small triceps.
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i have a nasty story about attempting to lick a broads ass,im on my way to the gym to hit tris real quick ill tell yas when i get back in 30 minutes,my gyms 1 block from my house so it will be quick
What's this guy's problem
Mildly retarded?
I assume small triceps.
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I love this place.
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I eat my woman, she loves it. Wouldnt eat some random slut for sure.
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I eat my woman, she loves it. Wouldnt eat some random slut for sure.
A quick sniff off your fingers is normally a good indication after a good poke around..
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If you're hooking up w/ some random girl you don't know how many dudes have run through that or if she even washes that shit.
So I figure you prefer virgins? ???
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First time i did it i was going to vomit. True story.
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Got to do the Cincinnati Sniff first.
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What's this guy's problem
Mildly retarded?
yes may i lick your ass also?if its nice and clean that is and u didnt take any dick in there in the last 48 hrs,cause if u did it will be to loose for me.the tighter the better is my logo. ok let me finish my story now about the girl who wanted me to lick her ass,i knew this girl for maybe 10 years or so when we had are sexual encounter.we used to hang out alot back in the early 80's and then when i went away for afew yrs i lost touch with her,so one day im driving my Datsun 260 Z around town and see her walking so i beep my horn and wave and slowed down.she came over to my passenger side and just like she used to do in the old days she jumped right in and made herself comfortable,she leans over and kisses me on the mouth/cheek and to be honest i was stunned. she said where u going,i said just cruising around,she said nice car how long did u have it,i said i just bought it 2 weeks after i got out of prison.she smiled and said so u only been out of jail for acouple weeks now,i said yes. she says have u seen any of your old girlfriends since u been out,i said no not yet,she says lets go back to your place and catch up on things.i knew she wanted the famous DON BURKILINI SAUSAGE,thats what my friends used to call me cause it sounded like a MOBSTER name 8)we get back to my place and its still all fucked up cause i havent been there in years.she sits on my bed right away and starts acting like shes tired,u guys know the deal,whenever a broad plays that tired role on your bed shes looking for the big beef bopper. anyway i start kissing her alittle and lit up a joint of some kick ass coney island skunk weed i had sitting in my room for years,i bought a half ounce 2 weeks before i went away.she was getting stoned and so was i,i start touching her hooters and kissing her more.i figure if she didnt put up the stop sign yet the lights going to be green all night long with out even as much as a yeild sign popping up. then she starts talking some crazy shit about knights and dragons ??? heres where it starts to get weird :o she tells me she knew i was going to be driving down that strip today cause shes been spying on me everyday and following me in her brothers car so she knew my route,i was getting alittle spooked to be honest.she said im her knight in shining armor and she saw me slay a dragon in her dream last night and saved her from the beast,i just smiled and was thinking about the pussy so i really didnt care what she said to much. anyway she takes off her shirt and bra and i noticed her tits where really fucked up lookin,they looked like 2 dried up lemons that been sitting out in the sun for weeks. i sucked them anyway and said fuck it, maybe the pussy is nice and juicy. i start sticking my hand down her pants and after a minute of fingering her i take my hand out to take her pants off and i smell that unmistakeable odor of SHIT, im getting nervous now cause im backtracking in my mind when was the last time i took a shit and if i forgot to wipe my ass or something,so i jump up and run to my bathroom and do a quick SHIT ON THE ASS check,i took a peice of toilet paper and wiped real slow and looked at the paper and it was SUPER CLEAN,NOT EVEN A SLIGHT SKID MARK. anyway now my minds racing,im thinking maybe my dog(dinkins) took a shit under my bed when i went out now it smells bad. i look around and find nothing,she says what r u looking for and i said i lost my tv remote and need to find it, she said oh ok and i sit back down next to her on bed. she starts grabbing my cock but with all the stuff that was going on with the shit smell i lost my boner and now im thinking im not taking out my Meat when its all soft,so i stall afew minutes till i recapture my stiffness. she starts rubbing my cock and im moaning now with pleasure,she says u are an animal and i want u to fuck me like an animal fucks a women. she takes off her pants now and the shit smell gets really intense at this point,i look down at her underwear and she had more skidmarks than englishtown raceway in south jersey. i was like oh shit, but im a horny fucker and said ok ill still fuck her even if she does have afew skid marks. now she lays on her stomach and couldnt believe what i saw,she had all these doodleberries( clumped of shit )hanging all over her ass between her cheeks :o i stopped what i was doing and when i went to scratch my nose i had the shit smell all over my finger from when i was fingering her :-[ i said listen u got to go cause i just remembered that i have to go to a narcotics meetin as a stipulation of my parole,which was a lie cause i maxed out my parole and didnt have to see no one. she starts getting weird and starts crying really loud and saying that she is gonna kill me and then kill herself so we can be happy in eternity together,i was alittle nervous and wasnt sure what to do. i told her where do u wanna go? she says i want to stay here with u,i said u cant cause my landlord said i cant have no more people.she gets up and starts reaching in her purse so i grab her arm and say what r u getting? she had a straight razor in there and i think she was going to stab me. at that point i literally pushed her out my door and threw her purse on the floor and said see u, 3 hrs later i was going to the store to get some food and shes sitting near my car,i jumped in my car and pretended i didnt see her and took off,i acted like i had headphones on. she is still there when i got home and i had no choice but to call the cops,they came and informed me she escaped from a mental institution for stabbing her mother,sister and brother and tried to kill herself :o the cop said are u guys getting married soon>i said no why?he said she said that and she also said u and her just had sex and shes pregnant also.i said i didnt see her for years and it was the first time i ran into her today since then.he said ok and the cop said she wants to say something to u if thats ok with u,i said ok and she looked at me and said i wont rest until me and u r buried and are together in eternity.i actually told the cop that and he said i heard it also,he said she nuts man and if u want to fill out a threat report i dont blame
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she used to finger my ass really hard sometimes almost in a violent type of mode,id start screaming and she had this sinister smile on her face when she heard me moaning,so to get her back id start fingering her ass even harder till she was moaning,then shed give it to me harder and i was in tears at that point but she would be blowing me while she was doing that so i couldnt stop cause it was to intense and i felt i was going to blow my load soon
hahaha your post in this thread are excellent ;D ;D
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First time i did it i was going to vomit. True story.
some pussys are smelly I guess. usually ph imbalance makes it I heard.
a nice fresh pussy doesn't smell or taste much at all
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Relationship: Absolutely. I love it. She loves it. Everybody wins. I eat that pussy all around the house.
Casual: No way, no how. No desire to do so.
Dating: If your vagina is in any way less than entirely appetizing, I may be nice enough to finger you by way of foreplay because I'm a nice man and I don't want to hurt your feelings by recoiling from your crotch. But I'm not sticking my head in there and there's not going to be another date.
You know how Bay always talks about how you can tell if someone will keep a good house if they keep their car really tidy? It's like that, except a vagina.
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Relationship: Absolutely. I love it. She loves it. Everybody wins. I eat that pussy all around the house.
Casual: No way, no how. No desire to do so.
Dating: If your vagina is in any way less than entirely appetizing, I may be nice enough to finger you by way of foreplay because I'm a nice man and I don't want to hurt your feelings by recoiling from your crotch. But I'm not sticking my head in there and there's not going to be another date.
You know how Bay always talks about how you can tell if someone will keep a good house if they keep their car really tidy? It's like that, except a vagina.
i agree with bay about the car/house clean thing.ive noticed that patterns also with freinds of mine
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Don't go down on a woman with a messy car!
"Sorry, it's a bit of a mess at the moment."
"So's your twat."
"What?!"
"You heard me."
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i used to do that with my old indian girl from 93,id always take a bandana i had and wipe it all over her pussy when it was all wet.she used to ask me what i was doing,id keep the bandana in my closet and everyday i went on porn sites id be sniffing the bandana while im stroking my meat with my other hand,oh yea i really busted a nut quick doing that.then when she came back on the weekend again ill get it all wet again with some fresh pussy juice and repeat the process
I think we need a "Best of BJJ" thread for gems like this.
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What a story, wonder what fucked her up so bad. Good job you didn't get down to nudey prod. She'd probably have claimed rape and have evidence, she could have fucked up your new found freedom big time!
yes may i lick your ass also?if its nice and clean that is and u didnt take any dick in there in the last 48 hrs,cause if u did it will be to loose for me.the tighter the better is my logo. ok let me finish my story now about the girl who wanted me to lick her ass,i knew this girl for maybe 10 years or so when we had are sexual encounter.we used to hang out alot back in the early 80's and then when i went away for afew yrs i lost touch with her,so one day im driving my Datsun 260 Z around town and see her walking so i beep my horn and wave and slowed down.she came over to my passenger side and just like she used to do in the old days she jumped right in and made herself comfortable,she leans over and kisses me on the mouth/cheek and to be honest i was stunned. she said where u going,i said just cruising around,she said nice car how long did u have it,i said i just bought it 2 weeks after i got out of prison.she smiled and said so u only been out of jail for acouple weeks now,i said yes. she says have u seen any of your old girlfriends since u been out,i said no not yet,she says lets go back to your place and catch up on things.i knew she wanted the famous DON BURKILINI SAUSAGE,thats what my friends used to call me cause it sounded like a MOBSTER name 8)we get back to my place and its still all fucked up cause i havent been there in years.she sits on my bed right away and starts acting like shes tired,u guys know the deal,whenever a broad plays that tired role on your bed shes looking for the big beef bopper. anyway i start kissing her alittle and lit up a joint of some kick ass coney island skunk weed i had sitting in my room for years,i bought a half ounce 2 weeks before i went away.she was getting stoned and so was i,i start touching her hooters and kissing her more.i figure if she didnt put up the stop sign yet the lights going to be green all night long with out even as much as a yeild sign popping up. then she starts talking some crazy shit about knights and dragons ??? heres where it starts to get weird :o she tells me she knew i was going to be driving down that strip today cause shes been spying on me everyday and following me in her brothers car so she knew my route,i was getting alittle spooked to be honest.she said im her knight in shining armor and she saw me slay a dragon in her dream last night and saved her from the beast,i just smiled and was thinking about the pussy so i really didnt care what she said to much. anyway she takes off her shirt and bra and i noticed her tits where really fucked up lookin,they looked like 2 dried up lemons that been sitting out in the sun for weeks. i sucked them anyway and said fuck it, maybe the pussy is nice and juicy. i start sticking my hand down her pants and after a minute of fingering her i take my hand out to take her pants off and i smell that unmistakeable odor of SHIT, im getting nervous now cause im backtracking in my mind when was the last time i took a shit and if i forgot to wipe my ass or something,so i jump up and run to my bathroom and do a quick SHIT ON THE ASS check,i took a peice of toilet paper and wiped real slow and looked at the paper and it was SUPER CLEAN,NOT EVEN A SLIGHT SKID MARK. anyway now my minds racing,im thinking maybe my dog(dinkins) took a shit under my bed when i went out now it smells bad. i look around and find nothing,she says what r u looking for and i said i lost my tv remote and need to find it, she said oh ok and i sit back down next to her on bed. she starts grabbing my cock but with all the stuff that was going on with the shit smell i lost my boner and now im thinking im not taking out my Meat when its all soft,so i stall afew minutes till i recapture my stiffness. she starts rubbing my cock and im moaning now with pleasure,she says u are an animal and i want u to fuck me like an animal fucks a women. she takes off her pants now and the shit smell gets really intense at this point,i look down at her underwear and she had more skidmarks than englishtown raceway in south jersey. i was like oh shit, but im a horny fucker and said ok ill still fuck her even if she does have afew skid marks. now she lays on her stomach and couldnt believe what i saw,she had all these doodleberries( clumped of shit )hanging all over her ass between her cheeks :o i stopped what i was doing and when i went to scratch my nose i had the shit smell all over my finger from when i was fingering her :-[ i said listen u got to go cause i just remembered that i have to go to a narcotics meetin as a stipulation of my parole,which was a lie cause i maxed out my parole and didnt have to see no one. she starts getting weird and starts crying really loud and saying that she is gonna kill me and then kill herself so we can be happy in eternity together,i was alittle nervous and wasnt sure what to do. i told her where do u wanna go? she says i want to stay here with u,i said u cant cause my landlord said i cant have no more people.she gets up and starts reaching in her purse so i grab her arm and say what r u getting? she had a straight razor in there and i think she was going to stab me. at that point i literally pushed her out my door and threw her purse on the floor and said see u, 3 hrs later i was going to the store to get some food and shes sitting near my car,i jumped in my car and pretended i didnt see her and took off,i acted like i had headphones on. she is still there when i got home and i had no choice but to call the cops,they came and informed me she escaped from a mental institution for stabbing her mother,sister and brother and tried to kill herself :o the cop said are u guys getting married soon>i said no why?he said she said that and she also said u and her just had sex and shes pregnant also.i said i didnt see her for years and it was the first time i ran into her today since then.he said ok and the cop said she wants to say something to u if thats ok with u,i said ok and she looked at me and said i wont rest until me and u r buried and are together in eternity.i actually told the cop that and he said i heard it also,he said she nuts man and if u want to fill out a threat report i dont blame
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yes may i lick your ass also?if its nice and clean that is and u didnt take any dick in there in the last 48 hrs,cause if u did it will be to loose for me.the tighter the better is my logo. ok let me finish my story now about the girl who wanted me to lick her ass,i knew this girl for maybe 10 years or so when we had are sexual encounter.we used to hang out alot back in the early 80's and then when i went away for afew yrs i lost touch with her,so one day im driving my Datsun 260 Z around town and see her walking so i beep my horn and wave and slowed down.she came over to my passenger side and just like she used to do in the old days she jumped right in and made herself comfortable,she leans over and kisses me on the mouth/cheek and to be honest i was stunned. she said where u going,i said just cruising around,she said nice car how long did u have it,i said i just bought it 2 weeks after i got out of prison.she smiled and said so u only been out of jail for acouple weeks now,i said yes. she says have u seen any of your old girlfriends since u been out,i said no not yet,she says lets go back to your place and catch up on things.i knew she wanted the famous DON BURKILINI SAUSAGE,thats what my friends used to call me cause it sounded like a MOBSTER name 8)we get back to my place and its still all fucked up cause i havent been there in years.she sits on my bed right away and starts acting like shes tired,u guys know the deal,whenever a broad plays that tired role on your bed shes looking for the big beef bopper. anyway i start kissing her alittle and lit up a joint of some kick ass coney island skunk weed i had sitting in my room for years,i bought a half ounce 2 weeks before i went away.she was getting stoned and so was i,i start touching her hooters and kissing her more.i figure if she didnt put up the stop sign yet the lights going to be green all night long with out even as much as a yeild sign popping up. then she starts talking some crazy shit about knights and dragons ??? heres where it starts to get weird :o she tells me she knew i was going to be driving down that strip today cause shes been spying on me everyday and following me in her brothers car so she knew my route,i was getting alittle spooked to be honest.she said im her knight in shining armor and she saw me slay a dragon in her dream last night and saved her from the beast,i just smiled and was thinking about the pussy so i really didnt care what she said to much. anyway she takes off her shirt and bra and i noticed her tits where really fucked up lookin,they looked like 2 dried up lemons that been sitting out in the sun for weeks. i sucked them anyway and said fuck it, maybe the pussy is nice and juicy. i start sticking my hand down her pants and after a minute of fingering her i take my hand out to take her pants off and i smell that unmistakeable odor of SHIT, im getting nervous now cause im backtracking in my mind when was the last time i took a shit and if i forgot to wipe my ass or something,so i jump up and run to my bathroom and do a quick SHIT ON THE ASS check,i took a peice of toilet paper and wiped real slow and looked at the paper and it was SUPER CLEAN,NOT EVEN A SLIGHT SKID MARK. anyway now my minds racing,im thinking maybe my dog(dinkins) took a shit under my bed when i went out now it smells bad. i look around and find nothing,she says what r u looking for and i said i lost my tv remote and need to find it, she said oh ok and i sit back down next to her on bed. she starts grabbing my cock but with all the stuff that was going on with the shit smell i lost my boner and now im thinking im not taking out my Meat when its all soft,so i stall afew minutes till i recapture my stiffness. she starts rubbing my cock and im moaning now with pleasure,she says u are an animal and i want u to fuck me like an animal fucks a women. she takes off her pants now and the shit smell gets really intense at this point,i look down at her underwear and she had more skidmarks than englishtown raceway in south jersey. i was like oh shit, but im a horny fucker and said ok ill still fuck her even if she does have afew skid marks. now she lays on her stomach and couldnt believe what i saw,she had all these doodleberries( clumped of shit )hanging all over her ass between her cheeks :o i stopped what i was doing and when i went to scratch my nose i had the shit smell all over my finger from when i was fingering her :-[ i said listen u got to go cause i just remembered that i have to go to a narcotics meetin as a stipulation of my parole,which was a lie cause i maxed out my parole and didnt have to see no one. she starts getting weird and starts crying really loud and saying that she is gonna kill me and then kill herself so we can be happy in eternity together,i was alittle nervous and wasnt sure what to do. i told her where do u wanna go? she says i want to stay here with u,i said u cant cause my landlord said i cant have no more people.she gets up and starts reaching in her purse so i grab her arm and say what r u getting? she had a straight razor in there and i think she was going to stab me. at that point i literally pushed her out my door and threw her purse on the floor and said see u, 3 hrs later i was going to the store to get some food and shes sitting near my car,i jumped in my car and pretended i didnt see her and took off,i acted like i had headphones on. she is still there when i got home and i had no choice but to call the cops,they came and informed me she escaped from a mental institution for stabbing her mother,sister and brother and tried to kill herself :o the cop said are u guys getting married soon>i said no why?he said she said that and she also said u and her just had sex and shes pregnant also.i said i didnt see her for years and it was the first time i ran into her today since then.he said ok and the cop said she wants to say something to u if thats ok with u,i said ok and she looked at me and said i wont rest until me and u r buried and are together in eternity.i actually told the cop that and he said i heard it also,he said she nuts man and if u want to fill out a threat report i dont blame
I actually read this wall of BJJ and it is brilliant.
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this guy was said to like his fish, michael douglas says this is what caused his throat cancer :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Not sure there's any evidence that pussy juice causes throat cancer.
I always found it to have good qualities like soothing a sore throat
this guy was said to like his fish, michael douglas says this is what caused his throat cancer :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Not sure there's any evidence that pussy juice causes throat cancer.
I always found it to have good qualities like soothing a sore throat
HPV bro. Don't lick bumpy coot.
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Only with fries!!!! ::)
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What a story, wonder what fucked her up so bad. Good job you didn't get down to nudey prod. She'd probably have claimed rape and have evidence, she could have fucked up your new found freedom big time!
she went into rehab for weed right after i went to jail ::) then came out all fucked up when they put her on all that crazy medication(psychotropic).she used to be normal and a cool broad until then
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I actually read this wall of BJJ and it is brilliant.
the girl used to be normal till the doctors put her on psychotropic drugs
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i used to do that with my old indian girl from 93,id always take a bandana i had and wipe it all over her pussy when it was all wet.she used to ask me what i was doing,id keep the bandana in my closet and everyday i went on porn sites
porn loaded very very very slowly on porn sites in 1993.
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If at all ;D
porn loaded very very very slowly on porn sites in 1993.
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porn loaded very very very slowly on porn sites in 1993.
the indian girl came to the U.S. from trinidad/tobago with 3 of her friends,they all rented a house together with another girl who came from peru.i met them at a club in palisades park,NJ, me and the one girl started hanging out alot and had a good thing going,then she got a job where it was to hard for us to see eachother till the weekends.i used to sleep over her house on the weekends and her friends would be walking around half naked at night when i was there, i actually started fucking one of the indian girls in the kitchen when my girl went to the store. there where 4 broads in the house all starving for cock and trying to get green cards and here i am (the big blond american with a stiff cock ready to share with all of them)when my girl wasnt around i was always trying to fuck the other ones.thats a whole nother story ill talk about soon ;)
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Look forward to hearing that one
the indian girl came to the U.S. from trinidad/tobago with 3 of her friends,they all rented a house together with another girl who came from peru.i met them at a club in palisades park,NJ, me and the one girl started hanging out alot and had a good thing going,then she got a job where it was to hard for us to see eachother till the weekends.i used to sleep over her house on the weekends and her friends would be walking around half naked at night when i was there, i actually started fucking one of the indian girls in the kitchen when my girl went to the store. there where 4 broads in the house all starving for cock and trying to get green cards and here i am (the big blond american with a stiff cock ready to share with all of them)when my girl wasnt around i was always trying to fuck the other ones.thats a whole nother story ill talk about soon ;)
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Gracie's stories are top notch.
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ill tell that story in alittle while cause right now im taking a test on AGGRESSIVE DRIVING from MOTOR VEHICLE, i got nailed doing 86 in a 55 and to get my liscence back i have to complete this test.it easy as hell,the answers are there and all im doing is looking in the book if i dont know the answer,cake walk. im trying to do that test,post on getbig,make pancakes for my wife and son,do laundry and flicking thru the tv to see whats on cable all at once, im a flexible type of guy what can i say :D. ive had some interesting sexual adventures in my time,some good and some bad
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My wife won't suck cock-- so HELL no. And don't ask if maybe I vacuumed the carpet first.. that route has been visited.
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yes may i lick your ass also?if its nice and clean that is and u didnt take any dick in there in the last 48 hrs,cause if u did it will be to loose for me.the tighter the better is my logo. ok let me finish my story now about the girl who wanted me to lick her ass,i knew this girl for maybe 10 years or so when we had are sexual encounter.we used to hang out alot back in the early 80's and then when i went away for afew yrs i lost touch with her,so one day im driving my Datsun 260 Z around town and see her walking so i beep my horn and wave and slowed down.she came over to my passenger side and just like she used to do in the old days she jumped right in and made herself comfortable,she leans over and kisses me on the mouth/cheek and to be honest i was stunned. she said where u going,i said just cruising around,she said nice car how long did u have it,i said i just bought it 2 weeks after i got out of prison.she smiled and said so u only been out of jail for acouple weeks now,i said yes. she says have u seen any of your old girlfriends since u been out,i said no not yet,she says lets go back to your place and catch up on things.i knew she wanted the famous DON BURKILINI SAUSAGE,thats what my friends used to call me cause it sounded like a MOBSTER name 8)we get back to my place and its still all fucked up cause i havent been there in years.she sits on my bed right away and starts acting like shes tired,u guys know the deal,whenever a broad plays that tired role on your bed shes looking for the big beef bopper. anyway i start kissing her alittle and lit up a joint of some kick ass coney island skunk weed i had sitting in my room for years,i bought a half ounce 2 weeks before i went away.she was getting stoned and so was i,i start touching her hooters and kissing her more.i figure if she didnt put up the stop sign yet the lights going to be green all night long with out even as much as a yeild sign popping up. then she starts talking some crazy shit about knights and dragons ??? heres where it starts to get weird :o she tells me she knew i was going to be driving down that strip today cause shes been spying on me everyday and following me in her brothers car so she knew my route,i was getting alittle spooked to be honest.she said im her knight in shining armor and she saw me slay a dragon in her dream last night and saved her from the beast,i just smiled and was thinking about the pussy so i really didnt care what she said to much. anyway she takes off her shirt and bra and i noticed her tits where really fucked up lookin,they looked like 2 dried up lemons that been sitting out in the sun for weeks. i sucked them anyway and said fuck it, maybe the pussy is nice and juicy. i start sticking my hand down her pants and after a minute of fingering her i take my hand out to take her pants off and i smell that unmistakeable odor of SHIT, im getting nervous now cause im backtracking in my mind when was the last time i took a shit and if i forgot to wipe my ass or something,so i jump up and run to my bathroom and do a quick SHIT ON THE ASS check,i took a peice of toilet paper and wiped real slow and looked at the paper and it was SUPER CLEAN,NOT EVEN A SLIGHT SKID MARK. anyway now my minds racing,im thinking maybe my dog(dinkins) took a shit under my bed when i went out now it smells bad. i look around and find nothing,she says what r u looking for and i said i lost my tv remote and need to find it, she said oh ok and i sit back down next to her on bed. she starts grabbing my cock but with all the stuff that was going on with the shit smell i lost my boner and now im thinking im not taking out my Meat when its all soft,so i stall afew minutes till i recapture my stiffness. she starts rubbing my cock and im moaning now with pleasure,she says u are an animal and i want u to fuck me like an animal fucks a women. she takes off her pants now and the shit smell gets really intense at this point,i look down at her underwear and she had more skidmarks than englishtown raceway in south jersey. i was like oh shit, but im a horny fucker and said ok ill still fuck her even if she does have afew skid marks. now she lays on her stomach and couldnt believe what i saw,she had all these doodleberries( clumped of shit )hanging all over her ass between her cheeks :o i stopped what i was doing and when i went to scratch my nose i had the shit smell all over my finger from when i was fingering her :-[ i said listen u got to go cause i just remembered that i have to go to a narcotics meetin as a stipulation of my parole,which was a lie cause i maxed out my parole and didnt have to see no one. she starts getting weird and starts crying really loud and saying that she is gonna kill me and then kill herself so we can be happy in eternity together,i was alittle nervous and wasnt sure what to do. i told her where do u wanna go? she says i want to stay here with u,i said u cant cause my landlord said i cant have no more people.she gets up and starts reaching in her purse so i grab her arm and say what r u getting? she had a straight razor in there and i think she was going to stab me. at that point i literally pushed her out my door and threw her purse on the floor and said see u, 3 hrs later i was going to the store to get some food and shes sitting near my car,i jumped in my car and pretended i didnt see her and took off,i acted like i had headphones on. she is still there when i got home and i had no choice but to call the cops,they came and informed me she escaped from a mental institution for stabbing her mother,sister and brother and tried to kill herself :o the cop said are u guys getting married soon>i said no why?he said she said that and she also said u and her just had sex and shes pregnant also.i said i didnt see her for years and it was the first time i ran into her today since then.he said ok and the cop said she wants to say something to u if thats ok with u,i said ok and she looked at me and said i wont rest until me and u r buried and are together in eternity.i actually told the cop that and he said i heard it also,he said she nuts man and if u want to fill out a threat report i dont blame
Another classic :)
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Yup. I like 69 with a woman.
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fingers are more effective
if youre an adult and still fingering consider yourself a perv :P
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Gracie delivers. Only wall of text I ever read. :D
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yes i always do,i like to rub my face all around the pussy and get all the pussy juice on my face.then i like to stick my cock in there when its all wet,then ill lick it some more to get it wet again,when i dont shave i like to get all the pussy juice in my beard and mustache so i can smell the pussy when i get up the next day and jerk off to the smell
I just cracked one off. :P
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yes may i lick your ass also?if its nice and clean that is and u didnt take any dick in there in the last 48 hrs,cause if u did it will be to loose for me.the tighter the better is my logo. ok let me finish my story now about the girl who wanted me to lick her ass,i knew this girl for maybe 10 years or so when we had are sexual encounter.we used to hang out alot back in the early 80's and then when i went away for afew yrs i lost touch with her,so one day im driving my Datsun 260 Z around town and see her walking so i beep my horn and wave and slowed down.she came over to my passenger side and just like she used to do in the old days she jumped right in and made herself comfortable,she leans over and kisses me on the mouth/cheek and to be honest i was stunned. she said where u going,i said just cruising around,she said nice car how long did u have it,i said i just bought it 2 weeks after i got out of prison.she smiled and said so u only been out of jail for acouple weeks now,i said yes. she says have u seen any of your old girlfriends since u been out,i said no not yet,she says lets go back to your place and catch up on things.i knew she wanted the famous DON BURKILINI SAUSAGE,thats what my friends used to call me cause it sounded like a MOBSTER name 8)we get back to my place and its still all fucked up cause i havent been there in years.she sits on my bed right away and starts acting like shes tired,u guys know the deal,whenever a broad plays that tired role on your bed shes looking for the big beef bopper. anyway i start kissing her alittle and lit up a joint of some kick ass coney island skunk weed i had sitting in my room for years,i bought a half ounce 2 weeks before i went away.she was getting stoned and so was i,i start touching her hooters and kissing her more.i figure if she didnt put up the stop sign yet the lights going to be green all night long with out even as much as a yeild sign popping up. then she starts talking some crazy shit about knights and dragons ??? heres where it starts to get weird :o she tells me she knew i was going to be driving down that strip today cause shes been spying on me everyday and following me in her brothers car so she knew my route,i was getting alittle spooked to be honest.she said im her knight in shining armor and she saw me slay a dragon in her dream last night and saved her from the beast,i just smiled and was thinking about the pussy so i really didnt care what she said to much. anyway she takes off her shirt and bra and i noticed her tits where really fucked up lookin,they looked like 2 dried up lemons that been sitting out in the sun for weeks. i sucked them anyway and said fuck it, maybe the pussy is nice and juicy. i start sticking my hand down her pants and after a minute of fingering her i take my hand out to take her pants off and i smell that unmistakeable odor of SHIT, im getting nervous now cause im backtracking in my mind when was the last time i took a shit and if i forgot to wipe my ass or something,so i jump up and run to my bathroom and do a quick SHIT ON THE ASS check,i took a peice of toilet paper and wiped real slow and looked at the paper and it was SUPER CLEAN,NOT EVEN A SLIGHT SKID MARK. anyway now my minds racing,im thinking maybe my dog(dinkins) took a shit under my bed when i went out now it smells bad. i look around and find nothing,she says what r u looking for and i said i lost my tv remote and need to find it, she said oh ok and i sit back down next to her on bed. she starts grabbing my cock but with all the stuff that was going on with the shit smell i lost my boner and now im thinking im not taking out my Meat when its all soft,so i stall afew minutes till i recapture my stiffness. she starts rubbing my cock and im moaning now with pleasure,she says u are an animal and i want u to fuck me like an animal fucks a women. she takes off her pants now and the shit smell gets really intense at this point,i look down at her underwear and she had more skidmarks than englishtown raceway in south jersey. i was like oh shit, but im a horny fucker and said ok ill still fuck her even if she does have afew skid marks. now she lays on her stomach and couldnt believe what i saw,she had all these doodleberries( clumped of shit )hanging all over her ass between her cheeks :o i stopped what i was doing and when i went to scratch my nose i had the shit smell all over my finger from when i was fingering her :-[ i said listen u got to go cause i just remembered that i have to go to a narcotics meetin as a stipulation of my parole,which was a lie cause i maxed out my parole and didnt have to see no one. she starts getting weird and starts crying really loud and saying that she is gonna kill me and then kill herself so we can be happy in eternity together,i was alittle nervous and wasnt sure what to do. i told her where do u wanna go? she says i want to stay here with u,i said u cant cause my landlord said i cant have no more people.she gets up and starts reaching in her purse so i grab her arm and say what r u getting? she had a straight razor in there and i think she was going to stab me. at that point i literally pushed her out my door and threw her purse on the floor and said see u, 3 hrs later i was going to the store to get some food and shes sitting near my car,i jumped in my car and pretended i didnt see her and took off,i acted like i had headphones on. she is still there when i got home and i had no choice but to call the cops,they came and informed me she escaped from a mental institution for stabbing her mother,sister and brother and tried to kill herself :o the cop said are u guys getting married soon>i said no why?he said she said that and she also said u and her just had sex and shes pregnant also.i said i didnt see her for years and it was the first time i ran into her today since then.he said ok and the cop said she wants to say something to u if thats ok with u,i said ok and she looked at me and said i wont rest until me and u r buried and are together in eternity.i actually told the cop that and he said i heard it also,he said she nuts man and if u want to fill out a threat report i dont blame
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My wife won't suck cock-- so HELL no. And don't ask if maybe I vacuumed the carpet first.. that route has been visited.
why did you marry if she wont suck the cock? thought that was part of marriage agreements?
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so many men in this Tread have distinct taste for Tilapia.. :)
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GRACIE is a legend ;D
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Why would any guy not wanna taste of the pussy. Any good quality, lightly fragranced sample of the juice should be enough to get any straight man's hormones raging
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she used to finger my ass really hard sometimes almost in a violent type of mode,id start screaming and she had this sinister smile on her face when she heard me moaning,so to get her back id start fingering her ass even harder till she was moaning,then shed give it to me harder and i was in tears at that point but she would be blowing me while she was doing that so i couldnt stop cause it was to intense and i felt i was going to blow my load soon
Johnny Falcon, is that you?
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fucking perverts On here :D
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ill tell that story in alittle while cause right now im taking a test on AGGRESSIVE DRIVING from MOTOR VEHICLE, i got nailed doing 86 in a 55 and to get my liscence back i have to complete this test.it easy as hell,the answers are there and all im doing is looking in the book if i dont know the answer,cake walk. im trying to do that test,post on getbig,make pancakes for my wife and son,do laundry and flicking thru the tv to see whats on cable all at once, im a flexible type of guy what can i say :D. ive had some interesting sexual adventures in my time,some good and some bad
that's not too bad, i got nailed doing 110 mph in a 25 mph zone. cop said what if a kid walked out in the street? i said kids shouldn't be out at 2 am..... than i asked him where the nearest doughnut shop was. he wasn't amused............. thank god it was the early 70's got a hundred dollar fine and that was it. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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that's not too bad, i got nailed doing 110 mph in a 25 mph zone. cop said what if a kid walked out in the street? i said kids shouldn't be out at 2 am..... than i asked him where the nearest doughnut shop was. he wasn't amused............. thank god it was the early 70's got a hundred dollar fine and that was it. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D wit dis.
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;D wit dis.
i ain't the fat slob in the pic...... ;D ;D ;D ;D >:( >:( >:( >:( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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Why would any guy not wanna taste of the pussy. Any good quality, lightly fragranced sample of the juice should be enough to get any straight man's hormones raging
I think you just answered your own question on the uptake of this activity by members on here.
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As long as it doesn't smell like Billinsgate Market down there I'm up for it.
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this guy was said to like his fish, michael douglas says this is what caused his throat cancer :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Throat cancer is a small price to pay to lick Catherine Zeta Jones' pussy. I would take the chance of developing a brain tumour to eat out her asshole.
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;D good point
Throat cancer is a small price to pay to lick Catherine Zeta Jones' pussy. I would take the chance of developing a brain tumour to eat out her asshole.
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NO me either. You guys Italian as well?Most Italians don't go down south!
Nothing is finer than a 69-er.
I eat that pussy like it was prosciutto drenched in a heavenly wine sauce or marinara. Toss the salad too if she's really hot. I love anal, bondage, S&M, all that shit.
Nothing like having a young freak straddle my face with her freshly washed coochie as I tongue fuck her to bolivian.
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Why would any guy not wanna taste of the pussy. Any good quality, lightly fragranced sample of the juice should be enough to get any straight man's hormones raging
Fragrenced??
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Every chance I get.
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the more smelly the pussy is the better i can lick it dry,i never liked when they would take a shower and the pussy smelled all soapy and scented. i like to suck my girls pussy in the morning when she gets up cause it has a raunchy tint to it,man i really get a hard on off that smell
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you know the smell of fresh pussy juice not dirty, old fishy type but that unmistakable slight fragrance only a pussy can have
Fragrenced??
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I eat as much as I can. And roll them Rs like Ricardo Montalban while I'm down there too. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
The more Rs, the more Mmmmms. Ai Papi! Yoo make me com so hard!
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I eat as much as I can. And roll them Rs like Ricardo Montalban while I'm down there too. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
The more Rs, the more Mmmmms. Ai Papi! Yoo make me com so hard!
Eat all that AIDS juice up.
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If your penis is smaller than 6 inches, then eating pussy is a must.
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If your penis is smaller than 6 inches, then eating pussy is a must.
guys with humongous cocks eat pussy also,its just a matter of preference imo. plus alot of women enjoy it so its a plus if u r looking to do the best possible job possible,imo fucking a broad is kinda like having your own business and doing a job.u want that job to come out awesome cause its your name and companys name thats on the line,fucking a women is the same.u want her to remember what a great job u did and how u went the extra mile to satisfy her, whenever she gets horny u r gonna want her to think of u and the great performance u gave her the last time. and to me licking her pussy gives u that edge,trust me on that cause i talked to some broads in my day and most said the same thing about having a guy who eats thier pussy really good is the guy who's gonna get first cracks at her again when shes horny
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guys with humongous cocks eat pussy also,its just a matter of preference imo. plus alot of women enjoy it so its a plus if u r looking to do the best possible job possible,imo fucking a broad is kinda like having your own business and doing a job.u want that job to come out awesome cause its your name and companys name thats on the line,fucking a women is the same.u want her to remember what a great job u did and how u went the extra mile to satisfy her, whenever she gets horny u r gonna want her to think of u and the great performance u gave her the last time. and to me licking her pussy gives u that edge,trust me on that cause i talked to some broads in my day and most said the same thing about having a guy who eats thier pussy really good is the guy who's gonna get first cracks at her again when shes horny
...And that is exactly why eating pussy comes handy when you have a short penis.
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I eat as much as I can. And roll them Rs like Ricardo Montalban while I'm down there too. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
The more Rs, the more Mmmmms. Ai Papi! Yoo make me com so hard!
would you lick a pussy clean after Wiggs just came in it?
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would you lick a pussy clean after Wiggs just came in it?
my old girl used to want me to kiss her after i blew aload in her mouth :P,im a nasty boy but even i have my limits.that would be like sucking my own cock and cumming in my own mouth,even though it sounds tempting im gonna have to pass
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Anyone else think of this scene after reading the thread title?
I love eating puss, but white has been the best in my experience.
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I consider myself a a cunning cunalinguist.
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;D wit dis.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=561502.0;attach=591975;image)
Back end sagging from trunkful of gold spray painted weights and 1000 black and white copies of muscle and protein magazine from 1953 featuring article by wes....
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If your penis is smaller than 6 inches, then eating pussy is a must.
sometimes I just love to burry my face in a nice mushpot pie
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Eat all that AIDS juice up.
LOLOL.
what a dumbass statement.
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Back end sagging from trunkful of gold spray painted weights and 1000 black and white copies of muscle and protein magazine from 1953 featuring article by wes....
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LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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LOLOL.
what a dumbass statement.
;D
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the more smelly the pussy is the better i can lick it dry,i never liked when they would take a shower and the pussy smelled all soapy and scented. i like to suck my girls pussy in the morning when she gets up cause it has a raunchy tint to it,man i really get a hard on off that smell
:D ;D
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fucking perverts On here :D
Replies the man who wears white panties on his head during breakfast! ;D
Merry X-Mas Don! ;)
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A good pussy is a clean pussy.
And a clean pussy is a good pussy.
And a good, clean pussy
is good!
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I only eat pussy if knooger blows his load in it first.
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would you lick a pussy clean after Wiggs just came in it?
LOL.
That's your fantasy.