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Title: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: drockland on December 25, 2014, 11:08:22 AM
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: SF1900 on December 25, 2014, 11:09:35 AM
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\

times are tough, broskie. famine, disease, poverty, abuse, racism, narrow shoulders.

All major social issues.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: calfzilla on December 25, 2014, 11:10:39 AM
times are tough, broskie. famine, disease, poverty, abuse, racism, narrow shoulders.

All major social issues.


When given narrow shoulders just make them thick as a cock. It's the best you can do.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: SF1900 on December 25, 2014, 11:14:52 AM
When given narrow shoulders just make them thick as a cock. It's the best you can do.

Agreed. Flex magazine says to do lots of side raises to give off the appearance of wide shoulders.

He should do 4-7 sets of side raises, 8-23 reps for optimal results.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Hulkotron on December 25, 2014, 11:21:39 AM
Yes it must be hard being a small/narrow man.

As one of the bigger guys I can't comment on this.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Irongrip400 on December 25, 2014, 11:30:18 AM
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\

Hi Phil
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Alucard on December 25, 2014, 11:48:07 AM
I'm blessed with wide clavicles and a tight waist, can't complain... Structure in bodybuilding is and should be very important, Wheeler and few others being exceptions, Heath being not one of them, he's horrible...
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 25, 2014, 11:52:39 AM
Try basketball, just like...
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: The True Adonis on December 25, 2014, 11:57:19 AM
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\
Opposite problem.

I will never be able to fill out.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=396050.0;attach=430668)
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: thebrink on December 25, 2014, 12:02:00 PM
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\

Sucks to be you. Hope you're not poor bald and short too.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Knooger on December 25, 2014, 12:02:58 PM
Sucks to be you. Hope you're not poor bald and short too.

With a little cock.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 25, 2014, 12:30:24 PM
Opposite problem.

I will never be able to fill out.

Oh yes you are, but you refuse to take that route
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: 240 is Back on December 25, 2014, 12:33:30 PM
even with narrow clavicles, a person can achieve their dreams.

They can win bodybuilding shows & conduct sets of 5-plate Hammer Bench Press with PERFECT FORM.

Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 25, 2014, 12:42:01 PM
even with narrow clavicles, a person can achieve their dreams.

They can win bodybuilding shows & conduct sets of 5-plate Hammer Bench Press with PERFECT FORM.



Yet the Planet Fitness lunk alarm will go off...
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: SF1900 on December 25, 2014, 12:43:29 PM
even with narrow clavicles, a person can achieve their dreams.

They can win bodybuilding shows & conduct sets of 5-plate Hammer Bench Press with PERFECT FORM.



Sounds like this person may aspire to become Phil Heath some day.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 25, 2014, 12:50:15 PM
Mods, please move this thread to the Tiny Tits sub forum. My wide shoulders don't have time for this faggotry.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: SF1900 on December 25, 2014, 12:53:24 PM
Mods, please move this thread to the Tiny Tits sub forum. My wide shoulders don't have time for this faggotry.

Youre only allowed to speak when you decide to start keeping your promises.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: da_vinci on December 25, 2014, 12:57:46 PM
I'm not exactly the widest clavicled person, not narrow either, in a middle, tho I have a very small waist and if I wear properly tailored clothes. the illusion is that my shoulders are very wide/very aesthetic. Plenty of similar illusionary fitness FB "stars" of a "physique" category. It's all about an illusion.

Phil can't pull off that illusion tho'.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: wes on December 25, 2014, 02:05:27 PM
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\
Welcome to the board FUCKFACE!   ;)
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Nick Danger on December 25, 2014, 02:08:32 PM
Mods, please move this thread to the Tiny Tits sub forum. My wide shoulders don't have time for this faggotry.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: thegamechanger on December 25, 2014, 02:12:09 PM
just another reason for not wear any clothes.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: wes on December 25, 2014, 02:25:31 PM
When given narrow shoulders just make them thick as a cock. It's the best you can do.
And when given lemons,make orange juice.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Papper on December 25, 2014, 02:29:53 PM
Mods, please move this thread to the Tiny Tits sub forum. My wide shoulders don't have time for this faggotry.

Hahaha
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: wes on December 25, 2014, 02:31:22 PM
I'm blessed with wide clavicles and a tight waist
::)
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 25, 2014, 02:33:13 PM
::)

Are you implying that "Gayjewtard" has the aesthetic quality of a prime Melvin Goodrum?
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: wes on December 25, 2014, 02:34:11 PM
Are you implying that "Gayjewtard" has the aesthetic quality of a prime Melvin Goodrum?
Either that or he`s shaped like the proverbial Bartlett pear!  :D
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 25, 2014, 02:36:56 PM
Either that or he`s shaped like the proverbial Bartlett pear!  :D

Yes I've heard that "Abuttplug" possesses more of an A-frame than a V taper.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: King Shizzo on December 25, 2014, 02:38:17 PM
Yes I've heard that "Abuttplug" possesses more of an A-frame than a V taper.
I would love to be blind, and read Chiro's tattoo with my tongue.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: wes on December 25, 2014, 02:41:43 PM
Yes I've heard that "Abuttplug" possesses more of an A-frame than a V taper.
I`ve heard this as well........maybe he can post a pic to illustrate his fantastic taper and prove us wrong on our assumptions.

(http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/438milk.jpg)

Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: _bruce_ on December 25, 2014, 02:47:27 PM
Same here - my clavicles are so narrow that I have to do a front lat spread when dressing which enables the shirt's neck to rest on my elbows... animal life.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: King Shizzo on December 25, 2014, 02:49:47 PM
Same here - my clavicles are so narrow that I have to do a front lat spread when dressing which enables the shirt's neck to rest on my elbows... animal life.

Would love to see you on your elbows.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: illuminati on December 25, 2014, 02:58:36 PM
Opposite problem.

I will never be able to fill out.













That must be a Terrible affliction...
Other wise that Mr O title could Be Yours.
Have you tried the latest Greatest natural supplements.
I think it's Called Testosterone, This May Help.. ;)

Other wise we all have our crosses to bear.. :'(
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: _bruce_ on December 25, 2014, 03:03:04 PM
Would love to see you on your elbows.

Watch your mouth or I might feel the need to throw down... meet me at Toys"R"Us, aisle 322  >:(
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: 13B-T on December 25, 2014, 06:08:37 PM
im pretty narrow as well.. buut so is my WAIST lol. All about that ILLUSION.

Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: MAXX on December 25, 2014, 06:58:30 PM
narrow clavicles?


























just do it....



(http://createdbyrcw.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/stepoffcliff.jpg)
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: thebrink on December 25, 2014, 07:50:36 PM
With a little cock.

Yup. Would pretty much call for a drink of Windex on the rocks just to end the crushing misery and humiliation.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on December 25, 2014, 08:44:38 PM
im pretty narrow as well.. buut so is my WAIST lol. All about that ILLUSION.



Welcome to the Thunderdome "13 Bukake Tears."
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Cableguy on December 25, 2014, 09:39:44 PM
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\

Same for me. I'm not naturally wide, but I've been able to develop my traps, lats, and delts sufficiently to give the illusion of width.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Alucard on December 26, 2014, 12:05:37 AM
Yes I've heard that "Abuttplug" possesses more of an A-frame than a V taper.
I`ve heard this as well........maybe he can post a pic to illustrate his fantastic taper and prove us wrong on our assumptions.


Get a room you two...
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: visualizeperfection on December 26, 2014, 12:35:27 AM
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\

Have you considered creating a blog called "My life as a tit", "Dockswwithmen"?
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: BigRo on December 26, 2014, 01:36:14 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: IronMeister on December 26, 2014, 02:36:34 AM
:D

(http://i.imgur.com/pThaURW.jpg)

Merry christmas!
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: illuminati on December 26, 2014, 04:02:53 AM
Big thick upper pecs & great forearm  :o
In the pic.

What is your next comp. nabba or ukbff.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: BigRo on December 26, 2014, 04:58:53 AM
hahahaha fantastic

still undecided wether to stick to ifbb in the spring or do a few other shows in UK.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: thegamechanger on December 26, 2014, 05:05:44 AM
good one ironmeister  ;D
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 26, 2014, 05:32:09 AM
hahahaha fantastic

still undecided wether to stick to ifbb in the spring or do a few other shows in UK.

In order to facilitate this choice, you have to ask yourself in which class (length or weight) you look best. Not sure about other organizations, but the IFBB is pretty strict in their rules.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: illuminati on December 26, 2014, 07:17:42 AM
hahahaha fantastic

still undecided wether to stick to ifbb in the spring or do a few other shows in UK.












What is your height & comp weight.

A couple of lads I have helped, one is staying with ukbff
Though I think his physique / height / structure would suit Nabba
Better, he has a 2nd in the supers.
The extra Bodyweight at his height seems to be negative as he has
Slipped down in placing.

If your in the supers class at ukbff it's a real mixed bag.

You maybe Post up some comp pics.
Though never sure if it's a good idea on this forum.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: _bruce_ on December 26, 2014, 08:27:04 AM
im pretty narrow as well.. buut so is my WAIST lol. All about that ILLUSION.



Jason Genova alive and well.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: ritch on December 26, 2014, 08:29:53 AM
im pretty narrow as well.. buut so is my WAIST lol. All about that ILLUSION.



Too bad you can't create the illusion of looking big in an XL t shirt...
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Julio Ceasar on December 26, 2014, 08:34:07 AM
Some of the coolest gymbodies i have seen include narrow clavicles...

Arnold, Heath, even Coleman are men with narrow clavicles, just saying! Narrow men got the dense thicknss in their muscles!
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 26, 2014, 08:39:36 AM
Some of the coolest gymbodies i have seen include narrow clavicles...

Arnold, Heath, even Coleman are men with narrow clavicles, just saying! Narrow men got the dense thicknss in their muscles!

'Just saying'? 'just trolling' you mean....
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Julio Ceasar on December 26, 2014, 09:46:52 AM
small vs wide clavicles : )
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Alucard on December 26, 2014, 09:48:33 AM
'Just saying'? 'just trolling' you mean....
It seems so... Arnold was a very wide mofo, wide clavicles, just drooping shoulders... Coleman was narrower, drooping shoulders also, but he wasn't neither narrow nor wide, somewhere in between a Wheeler and a Dillett... Heath has no clavicles...
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: 13B-T on December 26, 2014, 10:33:04 AM
Too bad you can't create the illusion of looking big in an XL t shirt...

you're right... I wear 2XL
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Wiggs on December 26, 2014, 10:38:56 AM
small vs wide clavicles : )

So much wrong going on in this picture.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: funk51 on December 26, 2014, 11:25:04 AM
 ;D it can be disguised but you need tons and tons of delt work.....
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: SF1900 on December 26, 2014, 11:38:29 AM
Flex Magazine will help you build HUGE shoulders

http://www.flexonline.com/training/news/blast-your-shoulders-huge-shoulder-program
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on December 27, 2014, 03:06:40 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/pThaURW.jpg)

Merry christmas!

would love to be that guy hanging from the ceiling.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: BigRo on December 27, 2014, 03:15:51 AM
that can be arranged
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: King Shizzo on December 27, 2014, 04:01:40 AM
Would love my bone to be in BigRo's mouth. (No Homo)
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: DroppingPlates on December 27, 2014, 04:51:35 AM
Would love my bone to be in BigRo's mouth. (No Homo)

that can be arranged
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: ritch on December 27, 2014, 09:05:46 AM
you're right... I wear 2XL

Was refering to men's wear, not children's...
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: visualizeperfection on December 27, 2014, 07:19:31 PM
Was refering to men's wear, not children's...

You tell him, "ritch".
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: Papper on December 28, 2014, 12:32:02 AM
;D it can be disguised but you need tons and tons of delt work.....

Judging by that picture you need steriods first and foremost.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: The True Adonis on December 29, 2014, 11:00:27 AM
Don`t feel bad about yourselves Narrow Clavicle men, you will at least be good at lifting weights in the Bench Press and Squat.  Narrow Clavicles and narrow stature always allow for better load balancing for these lifts.
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: MikMaq on December 29, 2014, 11:18:35 AM
Don`t feel bad about yourselves Narrow Clavicle men, you will at least be good at lifting weights in the Bench Press and Squat.  Narrow Clavicles and narrow stature always allow for better load balancing for these lifts.
Is that what you tell yourself about those giant dumbo ears when there's a windstorm?
Title: Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
Post by: The True Adonis on December 29, 2014, 12:06:04 PM
Is that what you tell yourself about those giant dumbo ears when there's a windstorm?
Yes it is.