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Narrow clavicles= sucks
« on: December 25, 2014, 11:08:22 AM »
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2014, 11:09:35 AM »
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\

times are tough, broskie. famine, disease, poverty, abuse, racism, narrow shoulders.

All major social issues.
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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2014, 11:10:39 AM »
times are tough, broskie. famine, disease, poverty, abuse, racism, narrow shoulders.

All major social issues.


When given narrow shoulders just make them thick as a cock. It's the best you can do.

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #3 on: December 25, 2014, 11:14:52 AM »
When given narrow shoulders just make them thick as a cock. It's the best you can do.

Agreed. Flex magazine says to do lots of side raises to give off the appearance of wide shoulders.

He should do 4-7 sets of side raises, 8-23 reps for optimal results.
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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2014, 11:21:39 AM »
Yes it must be hard being a small/narrow man.

As one of the bigger guys I can't comment on this.

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2014, 11:30:18 AM »
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2014, 11:48:07 AM »
I'm blessed with wide clavicles and a tight waist, can't complain... Structure in bodybuilding is and should be very important, Wheeler and few others being exceptions, Heath being not one of them, he's horrible...

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2014, 11:52:39 AM »
Try basketball, just like...

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2014, 11:57:19 AM »
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\
Opposite problem.

I will never be able to fill out.


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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2014, 12:02:00 PM »
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\

Sucks to be you. Hope you're not poor bald and short too.

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2014, 12:02:58 PM »
Sucks to be you. Hope you're not poor bald and short too.

With a little cock.

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2014, 12:30:24 PM »
Opposite problem.

I will never be able to fill out.

Oh yes you are, but you refuse to take that route

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2014, 12:33:30 PM »
even with narrow clavicles, a person can achieve their dreams.

They can win bodybuilding shows & conduct sets of 5-plate Hammer Bench Press with PERFECT FORM.


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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #13 on: December 25, 2014, 12:42:01 PM »
even with narrow clavicles, a person can achieve their dreams.

They can win bodybuilding shows & conduct sets of 5-plate Hammer Bench Press with PERFECT FORM.



Yet the Planet Fitness lunk alarm will go off...

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2014, 12:43:29 PM »
even with narrow clavicles, a person can achieve their dreams.

They can win bodybuilding shows & conduct sets of 5-plate Hammer Bench Press with PERFECT FORM.



Sounds like this person may aspire to become Phil Heath some day.
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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2014, 12:50:15 PM »
Mods, please move this thread to the Tiny Tits sub forum. My wide shoulders don't have time for this faggotry.

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2014, 12:53:24 PM »
Mods, please move this thread to the Tiny Tits sub forum. My wide shoulders don't have time for this faggotry.

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2014, 12:57:46 PM »
I'm not exactly the widest clavicled person, not narrow either, in a middle, tho I have a very small waist and if I wear properly tailored clothes. the illusion is that my shoulders are very wide/very aesthetic. Plenty of similar illusionary fitness FB "stars" of a "physique" category. It's all about an illusion.

Phil can't pull off that illusion tho'.

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2014, 02:05:27 PM »
After years of training I've been able to get the appearance of wide shoulders and people compliment me quite a bit on them, but I'll never get that freak factor because I  was never one of those guys blessed with naturally broad shoulders. I can't think of a worse curse for a young guy , or bodybuilder in general than being narrow. Us narrow guys  will never look huge in clothes no matter what they do.  :-\
Welcome to the board FUCKFACE!   ;)

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2014, 02:08:32 PM »
Mods, please move this thread to the Tiny Tits sub forum. My wide shoulders don't have time for this faggotry.

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #20 on: December 25, 2014, 02:12:09 PM »
just another reason for not wear any clothes.

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2014, 02:25:31 PM »
When given narrow shoulders just make them thick as a cock. It's the best you can do.
And when given lemons,make orange juice.

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2014, 02:29:53 PM »
Mods, please move this thread to the Tiny Tits sub forum. My wide shoulders don't have time for this faggotry.

Hahaha

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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #23 on: December 25, 2014, 02:31:22 PM »
I'm blessed with wide clavicles and a tight waist
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Re: Narrow clavicles= sucks
« Reply #24 on: December 25, 2014, 02:33:13 PM »
::)

Are you implying that "Gayjewtard" has the aesthetic quality of a prime Melvin Goodrum?