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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Darren Avey on January 12, 2015, 09:39:48 AM
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A man I know who works in a hotel has admitted he likes lisrtening to couples at it so much at least once a week he ll check the computer to see where theres young couples, then he ll get himself the room next door and sit in it with his ear against the wall whacking off listening to them while also snorting coke.
Freak.
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That's not even weird, that's understandable even.
I saw a document of people with sexual quirks or whatever it's correct term is,and this woman got super excited if certan blocks on the ground were put in a correct way to form a certain shape, woot
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A man I know who works in a hotel has admitted he likes lisrtening to couples at it so much at least once a week he ll check the computer to see where theres young couples, then he ll get himself the room next door and sit in it with his ear against the wall whacking off listening to them while also snorting coke.
Freak.
Seek new friends
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that's a perversion, not a quirk
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I get extremely excited if I watch women wrestle or do gymnastics, it's sexual torture for me. I don't even see nothing in porn or watching people fuck anymore.
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this one summer I worked as an intern at the morgue...
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I work in a hotel and likes lisrtening to couples at it so much at least once a week I'll check the computer to see where theres young couples, then I'll get myself the room next door and sit in it with my ear against the wall whacking off listening to them while also snorting coke.
No worries man, that's what we all do...................... ........................ ........................ .................... :-\
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this one summer I worked as an intern at the morgue...
like noone has ever fantasazied about fucking a corpse
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like noone has ever fantasazied about fucking a corpse
hey, can they really be called "corpse" if they're still warm?
[cue carcasm for sickening dark getbig humor]
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hey, can they really be called "corpse" if they're still warm?
I thought having no pulse is the deciding factor wether a corpse or naw :P
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A man I know who works in a hotel has admitted he likes lisrtening to couples at it so much at least once a week he ll check the computer to see where theres young couples, then he ll get himself the room next door and sit in it with his ear against the wall whacking off listening to them while also snorting coke.
Freak.
coke turns you into a total perv - fact
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I thought having no pulse is the deciding factor wether a corpse or naw :P
That has no bearing whether the corn is still intact or not.
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I like scars on tit jobs. Something about that turns me on.
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I like being pissed on during the act....but not in my own bed :D
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I get extremely excited if I watch women wrestle or do gymnastics, it's sexual torture for me. I don't even see nothing in porn or watching people fuck anymore.
I like seeing a chick gangbanged, cuckold's or chicks getting inseminated/infected through broken condoms. Al four at once is the best.
I guess I get turned on by the idea of a female bug chaser. There needs to be the danger of infection/pregnancy to not be bored.
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A man I know who works in a hotel has admitted he likes lisrtening to couples at it so much at least once a week he ll check the computer to see where theres young couples, then he ll get himself the room next door and sit in it with his ear against the wall whacking off listening to them while also snorting coke.
Freak.
Is this known as the Bates Motel?
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like noone has ever fantasazied about fucking a corpse
You got me there. I've had some odd fantasies, but this is beyond my imagination.
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That's why animal porn exists. Not sure why anyone would want to watch that shit.
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You got me there. I've had some odd fan.....
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I'm sure all Americans have seen the latest Viagra commercial with the attractive brunette in blue.
She's barefoot in the commercial and at one point she's lying with her feet up in the air.
So I told my girlfriend "You know that's purposely done for people with a foot fetish"
her-"You think so? I'm not sure about that"
me-"Didn't you just get a pedicure and your toenails done"
her-"Yes"
me-"Let me see :P"
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That's why animal porn exists. Not sure why anyone would want to watch that shit.
Same reason we love watching porn with giant black cocks.
It's about the size of the cock, the animal it comes from it never a real though.
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I was playing a gig last week, filling in with a band. They kept themselves amused onstage by pulling up midget porn on their ipad screens while they played.
The audience can't see it, but everyone onstage can. It was a great laugh, seeing Bridget the Midget getting plowed while playing soulful minor blues leads over that C F chord progression of "Can't always get what you want". Lots of fun!
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I like stretchmarks and seeing veins on tits....don't know why...also like a really nice hairy bush
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I like stretchmarks and seeing veins on tits....don't know why...also like a really nice hairy bush
Yes, I love a little bush.
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I dispensed a hot carl once
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I was playing a gig last week, filling in with a band. They kept themselves amused onstage by pulling up midget porn on their ipad screens while they played.
The audience can't see it, but everyone onstage can. It was a great laugh, seeing Bridget the Midget getting plowed while playing soulful minor blues leads over that C F chord progression of "Can't always get what you want". Lots of fun!
About 10 years ago, I dated this crazy, Jewish nympho manic with the most beautifully perfect DD tits you ever saw. She wanted me to play and sing the song "Wild Thing" on the guitar while she blew me. Needless to say... I miss her a lot and think of her often.
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About 10 years ago, I dated this crazy, Jewish nympho manic with the most beautifully perfect DD tits you ever saw. She wanted me to play and sing the song "Wild Thing" on the guitar while she blew me. Needless to say... I miss her a lot and think of her often.
so what sepparated you two? that sounds almost perfect right there
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I prefer upskirt vids
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Is this known as the Bates Motel?
The Master Bates Motel methinks.
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I like to cum on women's faces. When I do I usually yell out, "take that you stupid whore". I wonder if that means something.
;D
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I like to do the missionary position, when I'm done I say, "thank you". Some crazy shit right there.
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so what sepparated you two? that sounds almost perfect right there
The sex was amazing, but she was annoying as fuck 90% of the time. She really was a whore. She became a teacher... I'm really surprised she hasn't gotten into trouble by fucking one of students yet... she is just the type to do that. Her tits really were supreme, full, round, perfect pink areolas and nipples... I mean PERFECT.
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Here's a weird sexual quirk:
A guy pays brothels to go in and all he does is pull used condoms out the bins to suck off the spunk.
True story
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Here's a weird sexual quirk:
A guy pays brothels to go in and all he does is pull used condoms out the bins to suck off the spunk.
True story
Please don't post my PMs again.
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I had a friend who liked it when the girl would smack him around and choke him a bit.
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the coke part sounds fun :o