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Weird sexual quirks
« on: January 12, 2015, 09:39:48 AM »
A man I know who works in a hotel has admitted he likes lisrtening to couples at it so much at least once a week he ll check the computer to see where theres young couples, then he ll get himself the room next door and sit in it with his ear against the wall whacking off listening to them while also snorting coke.
Freak.

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2015, 09:43:14 AM »
That's not even weird, that's understandable even.

I saw a document of people with sexual quirks or whatever it's correct term is,and this woman got super excited if certan blocks on the ground were put in a correct way to form a certain shape, woot

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2015, 09:45:05 AM »
A man I know who works in a hotel has admitted he likes lisrtening to couples at it so much at least once a week he ll check the computer to see where theres young couples, then he ll get himself the room next door and sit in it with his ear against the wall whacking off listening to them while also snorting coke.
Freak.

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2015, 09:50:02 AM »
that's a perversion, not a quirk

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2015, 09:53:08 AM »
I get extremely excited if I watch women wrestle or do gymnastics, it's sexual torture for me. I don't even see nothing in porn or watching people fuck anymore.

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2015, 09:55:19 AM »
this one summer I worked as an intern at the morgue...

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2015, 09:55:47 AM »
I work in a hotel  and likes lisrtening to couples at it so much at least once a week I'll check the computer to see where theres young couples, then I'll get myself the room next door and sit in it with my ear against the wall whacking off listening to them while also snorting coke.


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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2015, 10:00:55 AM »
this one summer I worked as an intern at the morgue...

like noone has ever fantasazied about fucking a corpse

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2015, 10:15:55 AM »
like noone has ever fantasazied about fucking a corpse

hey, can they really be called "corpse" if they're still warm?






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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2015, 10:18:25 AM »
hey, can they really be called "corpse" if they're still warm?

I thought having no pulse is the deciding factor wether a corpse or naw  :P


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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2015, 10:54:04 AM »
A man I know who works in a hotel has admitted he likes lisrtening to couples at it so much at least once a week he ll check the computer to see where theres young couples, then he ll get himself the room next door and sit in it with his ear against the wall whacking off listening to them while also snorting coke.
Freak.

coke turns you into a total perv - fact
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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2015, 10:54:19 AM »
I thought having no pulse is the deciding factor wether a corpse or naw  :P


That has no bearing whether the corn is still intact or not.

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2015, 11:12:00 AM »
I like scars on tit jobs. Something about that turns me on.

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #13 on: January 12, 2015, 11:23:35 AM »
I like being pissed on during the act....but not in my own bed :D

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2015, 11:40:05 AM »
I get extremely excited if I watch women wrestle or do gymnastics, it's sexual torture for me. I don't even see nothing in porn or watching people fuck anymore.


I like seeing a chick gangbanged, cuckold's or chicks getting inseminated/infected through broken condoms. Al four at once is the best.

I guess I get turned on by the idea of a female bug chaser. There needs to be the danger of infection/pregnancy to not be bored.


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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2015, 11:48:06 AM »
A man I know who works in a hotel has admitted he likes lisrtening to couples at it so much at least once a week he ll check the computer to see where theres young couples, then he ll get himself the room next door and sit in it with his ear against the wall whacking off listening to them while also snorting coke.
Freak.

Is this known as the Bates Motel?

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2015, 11:49:30 AM »
like noone has ever fantasazied about fucking a corpse

You got me there. I've had some odd fantasies, but this is beyond my imagination.

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2015, 12:00:50 PM »
That's why animal porn exists.  Not sure why anyone would want to watch that shit.

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2015, 12:02:22 PM »
You got me there. I've had some odd fan.....


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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2015, 12:17:29 PM »
I'm sure all Americans have seen the latest Viagra commercial with the attractive brunette in blue.
She's barefoot in the commercial and at one point she's lying with her feet up in the air.

So I told my girlfriend "You know that's purposely done for people with a foot fetish"
her-"You think so? I'm not sure about that"
me-"Didn't you just get a pedicure and your toenails done"
her-"Yes"
me-"Let me see :P"

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2015, 12:33:00 PM »
That's why animal porn exists.  Not sure why anyone would want to watch that shit.
Same reason we love watching porn with giant black cocks.

It's about the size of the cock, the animal it comes from it never a real though.

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2015, 12:37:31 PM »
I was playing a gig last week, filling in with a band.  They kept themselves amused onstage by pulling up midget porn on their ipad screens while they played.

The audience can't see it, but everyone onstage can.  It was a great laugh, seeing Bridget the Midget getting plowed while playing soulful minor blues leads over that C F chord progression of "Can't always get what you want".   Lots of fun!

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2015, 12:46:04 PM »
I like stretchmarks and seeing veins on tits....don't know why...also like a really nice hairy bush

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2015, 12:48:05 PM »
I like stretchmarks and seeing veins on tits....don't know why...also like a really nice hairy bush

Yes, I love a little bush.

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Re: Weird sexual quirks
« Reply #24 on: January 12, 2015, 02:24:30 PM »
I dispensed a hot carl once