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Title: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Yanin on January 28, 2015, 04:54:07 PM
A list B list.. Of course knowone would believe it to be true but share your story's
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: thegamechanger on January 28, 2015, 05:03:54 PM
not yet but i hope that one day i will!
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: tommywishbone on January 28, 2015, 05:05:22 PM
Yes.   Bruce Jenner.  No homo. 
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 28, 2015, 05:15:43 PM
Yes.   Bruce Jenner.  No homo. 

Hahahaaaaa

I've got four under my belt, one of whom is MAJOR famous...just hasnt put out any new material in a while
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Dave D on January 28, 2015, 05:28:04 PM
Hahahaaaaa

I've got four under my belt, one of whom is MAJOR famous...just hasnt put out any new material in a while

I WANT FOUR NAMES!

GIVE ME FOUR NAMES!

Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Ron Harrigan on January 28, 2015, 05:31:42 PM
The celebrities sleep together with me everyday on the same planet.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Noel Fuller on January 28, 2015, 05:33:53 PM
Slept with myself about a week ago
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 28, 2015, 05:35:13 PM
I WANT FOUR NAMES!

GIVE ME FOUR NAMES!




Heck no...thats their personal life. I'll brag a little on.it but I'm not giving details.   'm really not concerned if anyone believes me I know it's true
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Thong Maniac on January 28, 2015, 05:38:54 PM
Well explain how u made these events happen then
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Dave D on January 28, 2015, 05:39:30 PM

Heck no...thats their personal life. I'll brag a little on.it but I'm not giving details.   'm really not concerned if anyone believes me I know it's true

Sorry dude I was just channeling my inner Mayor....
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Yanin on January 28, 2015, 05:42:04 PM
Ive revealed mine until I saw her husband posting 😳😳
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: OneMoreRep on January 28, 2015, 05:43:31 PM
Never slept with a celebrity, but I have stayed at hotels during times when Eddie Murphy, Liam Neeson and Andy Garcia have been guests there as well.

No... I didn't bother to say hello to any of them, but I did stare at Liam Neeson's crotch while at poolside. I've heard rumors about that Getbigger.

"1"
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 28, 2015, 05:44:09 PM
Well explain how u made these events happen then

Right place right time. I lived in New York until recently...Manhattan, the Hamptons, Fire Island....lots of famous people kicking around, especially in the summer out east.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 28, 2015, 05:45:34 PM
Never slept with a celebrity, but I have stayed at hotels during times when Eddie Murphy, Liam Neeson and Andy Garcia have been guests there as well.

No... I didn't bother to say hello to any of them, but I did stare at Liam Neeson's crotch while at poolside. I've heard rumors about that Getbigger.

"1"

Don't be modest 1...you know you boned Eddie Murphy.  ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: gcb on January 28, 2015, 05:46:30 PM
I slept with your mum
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Thong Maniac on January 28, 2015, 05:46:38 PM
Right place right time. I lived in New York until recently...Manhattan, the Hamptons, Fire Island....lots of famous people kicking around, especially in the summer out east.

Vague. I mean did you approach them at a bar? Howd u get the ball rolling? Did they approach u? Was the sex akward, where they weird? Take us sad betA getbiggers through the set up and sex. I find that more interesting than who it was
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Yanin on January 28, 2015, 05:46:43 PM
You can usually hookup with a b list at a club..usually drunk and looking for cock
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Never1AShow on January 28, 2015, 05:47:10 PM
Right place right time. I lived in New York until recently...Manhattan, the Hamptons, Fire Island....lots of famous people kicking around, especially in the summer out east.

No new material?  My guess is Madonna.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Grape Ape on January 28, 2015, 05:51:48 PM
Fire Island

Outed.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Bam-bam on January 28, 2015, 05:54:18 PM
No new material?  My guess is Madonna.

This... or Ru Paul
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 28, 2015, 05:56:43 PM
Vague. I mean did you approach them at a bar? Howd u get the ball rolling? Did they approach u? Was the sex akward, where they weird? Take us sad betA getbiggers through the set up and sex. I find that more interesting than who it was

One at a bar,  One was a date before she was anybody, one in her limo, I was young working security at a club and she took a liking to me. sexiest one was at a friends house he rented in the Hamptons. He tells me just to go there and make myself comfortable and hell meet me there later that night... Key is under the potted plant etc.... So I go there and let myself in and this pretty famous celebrity was sunning herself by the pool.. It was kind of awkward for a second, but we were pretty into each other right from the jump, and wound up getting high and fucking all day and night.  My friend shows up like 10 o'clock and he's like "oh I see you two met."   And starts laughing.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: 240 is Back on January 28, 2015, 06:00:18 PM
As an active getbigger, it's probably faster to count the A-list celebs I *haven't* slept with.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: The True Adonis on January 28, 2015, 06:03:46 PM
I slept with Michael Jackson at the Neverland Ranch in the 80s.  You can read about it on the internet.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: HTexan on January 28, 2015, 06:06:57 PM
An A lister a few times. Bitch made me sign a non disclosure agreement.



J/k ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: The True Adonis on January 28, 2015, 06:07:35 PM
Phil Simms took me out on a date over 10 years ago.  Brent Favor and and Troy Aimken went on a double date with me and we had a threesome at the packers training camp.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Bam-bam on January 28, 2015, 06:08:55 PM
never fucked a celebrity, but when I was 16 after I slept with a hooker she invited me to do porn, she even gave me the number of a famous producer at the time. decided not to do my now I realize I missed a big chance to do something cool while I could -- as an adult is sucks to be a porn start but as I kid I would always say I was too young and didn't know what I was doing. I would be pretty cool to put on my linkedin a porn job at 16 years old nowadays.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: The True Adonis on January 28, 2015, 06:09:34 PM
I ate Paula Deen's Meat Purse a few times.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 28, 2015, 06:09:47 PM
Phil Simms took me out on a date over 10 years ago.  Brent Favor and and Troy Aimken went on a double date with me and we had a threesome at the packers training camp.

Methinks you know a lot more about the pigskin than you let on.  All three of those quarterbacks played in the same era   :D
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Dave D on January 28, 2015, 06:11:37 PM
Phil Simms took me out on a date over 10 years ago.  Brent Favor and and Troy Aimken went on a double date with me and we had a threesome at the packers training camp.

How exciting!  Any details? Did Troy deny the activity as being homosexual afterwards?

You live a  cool life bro.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 28, 2015, 06:12:23 PM
I banged a mainstream pornstar when I was a youngster.


I also fucked out gaga's makeup artist about three years back, apparently she is a big deal in that little culture.


I also have a close friend who hooked up with Katy Perry, said she was cool, tight box.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 28, 2015, 06:16:00 PM

I also have a close friend who hooked up with Katy Perry, said she was cool, tight box.
The fuck? You're just telling us now? This is need to know stuff. We want details!  >:(

I banged a chick who banged Ricky Schroeder. So I guess I banged Ricky Schroeder.  :-\
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: The True Adonis on January 28, 2015, 06:16:08 PM
Methinks you know a lot more about the pigskin than you let on.  All three of those quarterbacks played in the same era   :D
I hear names and remember them.

Lets see, I know Michael Vick because he tortured dogs.  I know Ray Rice because he beat his girlfriend in an elevator.  I know Joe Montana because he used to be on the cereal boxes.  I know Dan Marino because he was in Ace Ventura.  I know John Madden because he makes shitty games.  I know William Perry because he was fat and was on commercials.  


You can`t avoid it.  I knew Phil Simms because he was on Tecmo Bowl.  Brent Favor is a new guy I think and had a beard.  I think he was very slow or something, borderline retarded.  Troy Amekan had pictures posted here not too long ago.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 28, 2015, 06:17:34 PM
I banged a mainstream pornstar when I was a youngster.


I also fucked out gaga's makeup artist about three years back, apparently she is a big deal in that little culture.


I also have a close friend who hooked up with Katy Perry, said she was cool, tight box.
Your close friends name wouldn't happen to be visualized erections would it?
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: che on January 28, 2015, 06:17:43 PM
Getbiggers fucking celebrities  ::)
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 28, 2015, 06:20:54 PM
Getbiggers fucking celebrities  ::)

Cmon Che.   Share with the,group
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 28, 2015, 06:25:50 PM
Your close friends name wouldn't happen to be visualized erections would it?

Haha.

No. I wish, I had the opportunity to go to dinner with my friend, her, and a few of her friends. I was set to go but something came up and had to cancel. They went their separate ways about a week later. He said it was mutual but another friend told me she brutalized the guy's little heart and he was out of commission for about a month. He was married within a year haha.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: che on January 28, 2015, 06:32:47 PM
Cmon Che.   Share with the,group

Closest I've ever been to fucking a celebrity was in 1998-1999 ,  Prince and Chi Chi la Rue .
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Grape Ape on January 28, 2015, 06:33:53 PM
Buddy fucked Elizabeth Shue.  She never returned his calls after that.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 28, 2015, 06:39:13 PM
Buddy fucked Elizabeth Shue.  She never returned his calls after that.

Is your buddy Tom Cruise?
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 28, 2015, 06:45:41 PM
Acquaintance of mine had a threesome with Woody Allen and Roseanne Barr.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Grape Ape on January 28, 2015, 06:46:41 PM
Is your buddy Tom Cruise?

he bangs dudes.

This guy got her right before the movie Cocktail.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Thong Maniac on January 28, 2015, 06:47:29 PM
One at a bar,  One was a date before she was anybody, one in her limo, I was young working security at a club and she took a liking to me. sexiest one was at a friends house he rented in the Hamptons. He tells me just to go there and make myself comfortable and hell meet me there later that night... Key is under the potted plant etc.... So I go there and let myself in and this pretty famous celebrity was sunning herself by the pool.. It was kind of awkward for a second, but we were pretty into each other right from the jump, and wound up getting high and fucking all day and night.  My friend shows up like 10 o'clock and he's like "oh I see you two met."   And starts laughing.

U must be super good looking. This doesnt happen to normal looking dudes
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Devon97 on January 28, 2015, 06:47:49 PM
Did not sleep with but went on a date with Jessical Biel back in 2004.

Was a spur of the moment thing and she was really cool.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 28, 2015, 06:49:22 PM
Ok looks like were talking about friends who fucked celebs

A lesbo friend of mine ate Jody fosters tuna casserole. I think they even dated for a while. Said she was a cool chick


Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Never1AShow on January 28, 2015, 06:49:44 PM
The fuck? You're just telling us now? This is need to know stuff. We want details!  >:(

I banged a chick who banged Ricky Schroeder. So I guess I banged Ricky Schroeder.  :-\

I banged a girl who banged a guy who banged Monica Lewinsky.  So I guess I fucked Bill Clinton.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: SOMEPARTS on January 28, 2015, 06:50:19 PM
TA wrecking the thread haha.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 28, 2015, 06:52:35 PM
U must be super good looking. This doesnt happen to normal looking dudes

Haven't you seen his pic?

Emperor Gronkus Palpatine is no normal man.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 28, 2015, 08:13:34 PM
I was in LA staying at a really nice hotel about 30 years ago. My buddy says, "Do you know what all the commotion is about? Cher is staying in the penthouse!" We were there for 4 days and no sightings. Paparazzi were all over the street with their cameras.

One early morning I was going for my run and who do I see stretching? There she is in shorts and tank top. I asked her how far she was going. She actually asks me if I want to run with her. Realize at the time I was a ripped 185lbs at 5'8". I vainly say I'm a good looking guy. She was really friendly and she seemed to be flirting with me. I told her the penthouse must be incredible. She actually said she would show it to me.  

At 8P I give my name to the security at the hotel and I am escorted to the elevator that takes a key to work. I'm going to see Cher and check out the penthouse!  Two goons are standing outside the door. They ask for my name. Looking at their clip board they then open the door pointing to the full kitchen. There she is with a glass of wine. We start drinking and one thing leads to another. There isn't a inch of her I didn't kiss or touch. I was young and full of cum. I came three times. I couldn't believe the celeb I saw on tv was naked in bed with me.

The next day she calls my room saying she wanted to say goodbye. She said she has a man and that she shouldn't have done what she did. She said she was leaving right now. I rushed to the lobby hoping to see her. The elevator opens and there she is. Dressed like a movie star with two goons. Suddenly there was a rush of photographers and chaos was going on. Her goons made way for her but she came to me. One of the photographers yells, "That's not Cher that's the fake double. Cher is leaving out the back." With that  the whole mob runs out to the back of the hotel.

Yes, I fucked the paparazzi fake out Cher.  The real Cher I never met.  
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: CARTEL on January 28, 2015, 08:16:39 PM
Didn't Keith do Jonesy from Police Academy or something?
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: G_Thang on January 28, 2015, 08:24:18 PM
i hit on iris parker.

Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Bam-bam on January 28, 2015, 08:25:42 PM
Closest I've ever been to fucking a celebrity was in 1998-1999 ,  Prince and Chi Chi la Rue .


no need to be this humble, I'm pretty sure those two guys you fucked can be considered a celebrities of some sort.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: chaos on January 28, 2015, 08:25:44 PM
i hit on iris parker.


::)
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Pete Nice on January 28, 2015, 08:29:30 PM
I dated and slept with Ashley Tisdale from High School Musical back in 2011.  She was very needy and not the coolest chick to hang out with, but was actually kind of freaky in bed and was a good time.  We met through an acquaintance, and it was easier and much more natural than I would have ever thought.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: polychronopolous on January 28, 2015, 08:33:46 PM
Acquaintance of mine had a threesome with Woody Allen and Roseanne Barr.


There's no better time on Earth.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 28, 2015, 09:12:13 PM
Bristol Palin. No that's not my kid either.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Ron Harrigan on January 28, 2015, 09:20:54 PM
I slept with Michael Jackson at the Neverland Ranch in the 80s.  You can read about it on the internet.

Is that why you weigh as much as MJ did?
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Go 4 It on January 28, 2015, 09:44:32 PM
I hooked up with a girl who slept with Justin Timberlake :)
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Dave D on January 28, 2015, 09:46:08 PM
I was in LA staying at a really nice hotel about 30 years ago. My buddy says, "Do you know what all the commotion is about? Cher is staying in the penthouse!" We were there for 4 days and no sightings. Paparazzi were all over the street with their cameras.

One early morning I was going for my run and who do I see stretching? There she is in shorts and tank top. I asked her how far she was going. She actually asks me if I want to run with her. Realize at the time I was a ripped 185lbs at 5'8". I vainly say I'm a good looking guy. She was really friendly and she seemed to be flirting with me. I told her the penthouse must be incredible. She actually said she would show it to me.  

At 8P I give my name to the security at the hotel and I am escorted to the elevator that takes a key to work. I'm going to see Cher and check out the penthouse!  Two goons are standing outside the door. They ask for my name. Looking at their clip board they then open the door pointing to the full kitchen. There she is with a glass of wine. We start drinking and one thing leads to another. There isn't a inch of her I didn't kiss or touch. I was young and full of cum. I came three times. I couldn't believe the celeb I saw on tv was naked in bed with me.

The next day she calls my room saying she wanted to say goodbye. She said she has a man and that she shouldn't have done what she did. She said she was leaving right now. I rushed to the lobby hoping to see her. The elevator opens and there she is. Dressed like a movie star with two goons. Suddenly there was a rush of photographers and chaos was going on. Her goons made way for her but she came to me. One of the photographers yells, "That's not Cher that's the fake double. Cher is leaving out the back." With that  the whole mob runs out to the back of the hotel.

Yes, I fucked the paparazzi fake out Cher.  The real Cher I never met.  

Absolutely fantastic!

Thanks for sharing this, legitimate lol by me. Couldn't you tell it wasn't her by her voice though?


*Life lesson: if you weren't a manlet 185lb twink maybe you could have spent time with the real Cher. 220 would have sealed the deal.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: The True Adonis on January 28, 2015, 09:47:33 PM
Is that why you weigh as much as MJ did?
Must hurt your feelings to know that I slept with the King of Pop.

Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 28, 2015, 10:23:22 PM
My buddies now wife cheated on him with paul gastol or whatever that dudes name is from the Lakers.


He married her. Doof
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Bevo on January 28, 2015, 10:39:44 PM
I hooked up with a girl who slept with Justin Timberlake :)

Im sure u mean u hooked up with a guy that slept with Justin Timberlake
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Bevo on January 28, 2015, 10:40:35 PM
So much BS in this thread haha gotta love getbig  8)
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: trapz101 on January 29, 2015, 12:41:55 AM
Never slept with a celebrity, but I have stayed at hotels during times when Eddie Murphy, Liam Neeson and Andy Garcia have been guests there as well.

No... I didn't bother to say hello to any of them, but I did stare at Liam Neeson's crotch while at poolside. I've heard rumors about that Getbigger.

"1"

i take it as no homo?
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 29, 2015, 12:43:48 AM
i take it as no homo?

No. OMR is out and proud, friend.


Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Julio Ceasar on January 29, 2015, 01:06:47 AM
Once had Yassir Arafat in my bed.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 29, 2015, 07:18:19 AM
I made out with Shannon Elizabeth in 2000.  She was in SF and met her at Ruby Sky. 
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: WoogsRaven on January 29, 2015, 07:42:22 AM
Fucked porn star Sunrise Adams 12 years ago in Miami. Met her at club Bed right before I was heading to Club Space for after hours. She was with Savanna Samson and a two other couples. She was there for the Winter Music Conference, like I was. Very nice and down to earth but a fucking hellion in the bedroom. Thank god I had Viagra with me because I was so blitzed out of my mind from all the ecstasy and special K. Went back to her hotel room on Ocean Drive around 7am. She insisted that we showered first which I thought was funny. Then fucked for over 2 hours. Afterwards she straight up kicked me out so she could get some sleep before heading to the beach to meet up with some friends. I walked 8 blocks back to my hotel with a big smirk on my face. Never caught up with her again after that.

She could suck a golfball through a garden hose
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 29, 2015, 07:45:07 AM
Fucked porn star Sunrise Adams 12 years ago in Miami. Met her at club Bed right before I was heading to Club Space for after hours. She was with Savanna Samson and a two other couples. She was there for the Winter Music Conference, like I was. Very nice and down to earth but a fucking hellion in the bedroom. Thank god I had Viagra with me because I was so blitzed out of my mind from all the ecstasy and special K. Went back to her hotel room on Ocean Drive around 7am. She insisted that we showered first which I thought was funny. Then fucked for over 2 hours. Afterwards she straight up kicked me out so she could get some sleep before heading to the beach to meet up with some friends. I walked 8 blocks back to my hotel with a big smirk on my face. Never caught up with her again after that.

She could suck a golfball through a garden hose

Ha ha. ..."that was fun, get the fuck out"   gotta love it.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: WoogsRaven on January 29, 2015, 07:52:58 AM
Ha ha. ..."that was fun, get the fuck out"   gotta love it.

Yep...pretty much how it went down. A pretty good memory added to my rolodex of filth
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: andreisdaman on January 29, 2015, 07:54:15 AM
My best friend was banging a girl who was also seeing Mike Tyson.....when he would go to her house he would see a pair of his autographed boxing gloves hanging in the livingroom.....she told him "Mike still visits me occasionally"....so he was always a little nervous going to see her...one day as hes making out on the couch with her, there is a loud pounding on the apartment door.....my friend panics and asks the girl "is that Mike"?..the girl looks visibly afraid and says "I don't know"...as she goes to the door to see who it is, my friend is so fucking scared, he loses control of his bowels right there and shits himself!!!...

it wasn't him. ;D
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: galain on January 29, 2015, 07:54:53 AM
Not me. My best friend got turned into Steffi Graf's sex toy for 12 weeks in 1992 - he showed me the photos and one of her sports bras.

Broke him physically and emotionally - he was never the same after that.

Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: andreisdaman on January 29, 2015, 07:56:05 AM
Not me. My best friend got turned into Steffi Graf's sex toy for 12 weeks in 1992 - he showed me the photos and one of her sports bras.

Broke him physically and emotionally - he was never the same after that.



why???..did he fall in love with her???...and why physically???...was she too much for him in bed???
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Powerlift66 on January 29, 2015, 08:04:31 AM
yes, Vince Basile (No H-Mo)...
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: The Ugly on January 29, 2015, 08:05:16 AM
Fucked an Olsen twin. Before she was famous, though.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: ritch on January 29, 2015, 08:39:46 AM
Fucked an Olsen twin. Before she was famous, though.

LOL! Pedo joke done with class, well done!!!
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Quickerblade on January 29, 2015, 08:42:38 AM
Fucked an Olsen twin. Before she was famous, though.
;D
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: _aj_ on January 29, 2015, 08:52:27 AM
Ted Cruz hit on my wife about 5 months ago...
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: HTexan on January 29, 2015, 09:29:23 AM
Ted Cruz hit on my wife about 5 months ago...
Swingers?
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: _aj_ on January 29, 2015, 10:22:25 AM
Swingers?

Close. Congressional fund raiser.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 29, 2015, 10:37:29 AM
There's no better time on Earth.

Agreed!
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 29, 2015, 10:50:10 AM
had a three way with Ron and Princess L at the Mirage, floor 7.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Conker on January 29, 2015, 11:09:04 AM
about ten. only four were proper a-list though. i used to work as a bellendboy at a top london hotel, of course once they'd seen me flexing my muscles dragging their bags up to their room they were completely smitten. can't name names though, too much respect for their privacy and a gentleman never tells.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 29, 2015, 11:16:10 AM
about ten. only four were proper a-list though. i used to work as a bellendboy at a top london hotel, of course once they'd seen me flexing my muscles dragging their bags up to their room they were completely smitten. can't name names though, too much respect for their privacy and a gentleman never tells.

I think the OP was asking about females...
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Conker on January 29, 2015, 11:20:26 AM
I think the OP was asking about females...

fagist post reported
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Ronnie Rep on January 29, 2015, 11:20:32 AM
I was in LA staying at a really nice hotel about 30 years ago. My buddy says, "Do you know what all the commotion is about? Cher is staying in the penthouse!" We were there for 4 days and no sightings. Paparazzi were all over the street with their cameras.

One early morning I was going for my run and who do I see stretching? There she is in shorts and tank top. I asked her how far she was going. She actually asks me if I want to run with her. Realize at the time I was a ripped 185lbs at 5'8". I vainly say I'm a good looking guy. She was really friendly and she seemed to be flirting with me. I told her the penthouse must be incredible. She actually said she would show it to me.  

At 8P I give my name to the security at the hotel and I am escorted to the elevator that takes a key to work. I'm going to see Cher and check out the penthouse!  Two goons are standing outside the door. They ask for my name. Looking at their clip board they then open the door pointing to the full kitchen. There she is with a glass of wine. We start drinking and one thing leads to another. There isn't a inch of her I didn't kiss or touch. I was young and full of cum. I came three times. I couldn't believe the celeb I saw on tv was naked in bed with me.

The next day she calls my room saying she wanted to say goodbye. She said she has a man and that she shouldn't have done what she did. She said she was leaving right now. I rushed to the lobby hoping to see her. The elevator opens and there she is. Dressed like a movie star with two goons. Suddenly there was a rush of photographers and chaos was going on. Her goons made way for her but she came to me. One of the photographers yells, "That's not Cher that's the fake double. Cher is leaving out the back." With that  the whole mob runs out to the back of the hotel.

Yes, I fucked the paparazzi fake out Cher.  The real Cher I never met.  
Great story.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: galain on January 29, 2015, 02:17:21 PM
why???..did he fall in love with her???...and why physically???...was she too much for him in bed???

Sorry - I fucked that up. I meant to type 2 weeks not 12. He was a driver at the Australian Open. Said she was the most incredible and insatiable woman in bed he'd ever met. Sex wasn't anything romantic with her - it was the workout to end all workouts. Every day for the duration of the tennis. He was constantly smiling the whole time.

He took his annual leave a year later to work as a driver again, and she didn't (or wouldn't) recognise him. That broke him more than having her leave did the year before (and us telling him she had men lined up around the globe probably didn't help him much!). I didn't see him with a woman for 3 years after that.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 29, 2015, 02:22:47 PM
Sorry - I fucked that up. I meant to type 2 weeks not 12. He was a driver at the Australian Open. Said she was the most incredible and insatiable woman in bed he'd ever met. Sex wasn't anything romantic with her - it was the workout to end all workouts. Every day for the duration of the tennis. He was constantly smiling the whole time.

He took his annual leave a year later to work as a driver again, and she didn't (or wouldn't) recognise him. That broke him more than having her leave did the year before (and us telling him she had men lined up around the globe probably didn't help him much!). I didn't see him with a woman for 3 years after that.

Graf's face was meh, but she had a super fit body and killer legs.  I can imagine how much stamina she probably had.  Agassi the heroine addict later impregnated her didn't he?
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: WoogsRaven on January 29, 2015, 02:34:54 PM
I thought Steffi was pretty hot myself. Ridiculous athletic body. I can imagine being in bed with her was like a playing a 5 set grand slam final match.

This guy gailan was talking about should've taken the reins on her and acted extreme alpha and in charge from the jump. The first mistake was him holding her to such high reverence in the first place.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: The True Adonis on January 29, 2015, 03:02:10 PM
Close. Congressional fund raiser.
Only a moron would support him.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 29, 2015, 03:34:54 PM
Melvin Goodrum, business owner, has had his way with me. I tried to resist, but he was already so deep inside me that I was kind of fixated like a roast pig on a metal rod, so he had me pinned down.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 29, 2015, 03:39:59 PM
Only a moron would support him.

Yup and America, especially Texas is full of them and that's why he appeals to millions of people.  I'm not being sarcastic either.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Army of One on January 29, 2015, 03:52:43 PM
I think groink had a TV he was repairing fall on his head while it was playing TMZ
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 29, 2015, 04:00:15 PM
I had Army of One give me a hand job once with his finger stuck up my ass.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: che on January 29, 2015, 04:04:15 PM
I had Army of One give me a hand job once with his finger stuck up my ass.
I fucked Army of One's mom , Airforce Amy .
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on January 29, 2015, 04:11:03 PM
Only a moron would support him.

Says the guy who voted for Obama  ::)
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Army of One on January 29, 2015, 04:22:57 PM
I had Army of One give me a hand job once with his finger stuck up my ass.

I'm glad you see my status Pleb
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: Bevo on January 29, 2015, 04:50:51 PM
Yup and America, especially Texas is full of them and that's why he appeals to millions of people.  I'm not being sarcastic either.

That's why dallas is one of the best places to live, cheap gas, good jobs, cheap housing and it's expanding
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: _aj_ on January 29, 2015, 04:53:21 PM
Only a moron would support him.

Yes, I will be sure to check in with Getbig and TA on who I endorse politically... ::)

He was speaking at the fundraiser. It was for NH candidates.
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: polychronopolous on January 29, 2015, 04:57:23 PM
Yup and America, especially Texas is full of them and that's why he appeals to millions of people.  I'm not being sarcastic either.

Oh brother  ::)
Title: Re: Have you ever slept with a celebrity
Post by: diamond2x on January 29, 2015, 04:59:32 PM
No! And Would Not Want To.