Fucked an Olsen twin. Before she was famous, though.
Ted Cruz hit on my wife about 5 months ago...
Swingers?
There's no better time on Earth.
about ten. only four were proper a-list though. i used to work as a bellendboy at a top london hotel, of course once they'd seen me flexing my muscles dragging their bags up to their room they were completely smitten. can't name names though, too much respect for their privacy and a gentleman never tells.
I think the OP was asking about females...
I was in LA staying at a really nice hotel about 30 years ago. My buddy says, "Do you know what all the commotion is about? Cher is staying in the penthouse!" We were there for 4 days and no sightings. Paparazzi were all over the street with their cameras. One early morning I was going for my run and who do I see stretching? There she is in shorts and tank top. I asked her how far she was going. She actually asks me if I want to run with her. Realize at the time I was a ripped 185lbs at 5'8". I vainly say I'm a good looking guy. She was really friendly and she seemed to be flirting with me. I told her the penthouse must be incredible. She actually said she would show it to me. At 8P I give my name to the security at the hotel and I am escorted to the elevator that takes a key to work. I'm going to see Cher and check out the penthouse! Two goons are standing outside the door. They ask for my name. Looking at their clip board they then open the door pointing to the full kitchen. There she is with a glass of wine. We start drinking and one thing leads to another. There isn't a inch of her I didn't kiss or touch. I was young and full of cum. I came three times. I couldn't believe the celeb I saw on tv was naked in bed with me. The next day she calls my room saying she wanted to say goodbye. She said she has a man and that she shouldn't have done what she did. She said she was leaving right now. I rushed to the lobby hoping to see her. The elevator opens and there she is. Dressed like a movie star with two goons. Suddenly there was a rush of photographers and chaos was going on. Her goons made way for her but she came to me. One of the photographers yells, "That's not Cher that's the fake double. Cher is leaving out the back." With that the whole mob runs out to the back of the hotel. Yes, I fucked the paparazzi fake out Cher. The real Cher I never met.
why???..did he fall in love with her???...and why physically???...was she too much for him in bed???
Sorry - I fucked that up. I meant to type 2 weeks not 12. He was a driver at the Australian Open. Said she was the most incredible and insatiable woman in bed he'd ever met. Sex wasn't anything romantic with her - it was the workout to end all workouts. Every day for the duration of the tennis. He was constantly smiling the whole time.He took his annual leave a year later to work as a driver again, and she didn't (or wouldn't) recognise him. That broke him more than having her leave did the year before (and us telling him she had men lined up around the globe probably didn't help him much!). I didn't see him with a woman for 3 years after that.
Close. Congressional fund raiser.
Only a moron would support him.
I had Army of One give me a hand job once with his finger stuck up my ass.
Yup and America, especially Texas is full of them and that's why he appeals to millions of people. I'm not being sarcastic either.
