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Title: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 29, 2015, 05:42:26 PM
Yes getbiggers , that holiday tradition is upon us once again.... Sizing up the opposition, weighing their strengths and weaknesses and declaring who you can easily punch in the face.... And who can punch you in the face..

As is tradition.... I will begin.  As always, I can easily punch Wiggs in the face and beat him to death in 12 seconds.  People I would have a hard time punching  in the face would be chaos, Irish Dave... Very large human beings...the exception being Lundgren because hes retarded and has a wonky flipper.  Anybody else I will destroy unless they are a martial arts master.

Please, add to the discussion
Title: Re: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: che on January 29, 2015, 05:56:35 PM
 If I ever meet G-thong  in real life , I'll absolutely knock him the fuck out.
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Post by: robcguns on January 29, 2015, 06:08:35 PM
You would have a hard time cause they are large?doesnt make sense,large doesnt mean they are tough or hard to punch.I can say the biggest guys i ever fought were usually the easiest to drop.Dont know mamy here,just thought i would question the size thing.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on January 29, 2015, 06:10:16 PM
You would have a hard time cause they are large?doesnt make sense,large doesnt mean they are tough or hard to punch.I can say the biggest guys i ever fought were usually the easiest to drop.Dont know mamy here,just thought i would question the size thing.

Hard to reach.  Same problem Tyson had
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Post by: polychronopolous on January 29, 2015, 06:13:31 PM
You would have a hard time cause they are large?doesnt make sense,large doesnt mean they are tough or hard to punch.I can say the biggest guys i ever fought were usually the easiest to drop.Dont know mamy here,just thought i would question the size thing.

And then of course you always here about the little 5'6 130 pound guy who rips off his shirt then drops a handful of guys at the drop of hat when shit goes down.
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Post by: Marty Champions on January 29, 2015, 06:25:52 PM
little groink and little chey doing little guy things no teslians in this threaf fuckface
Title: Re: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 29, 2015, 06:38:49 PM
little groink and little chey doing little guy things no teslians in this threaf fuckface

I added to your thread negronuts
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Post by: Marty Champions on January 29, 2015, 07:09:03 PM
I added to your thread negronuts
thanks nig
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Post by: chaos on January 29, 2015, 07:57:56 PM
I second che's emotion. :D
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Post by: Kwon_2 on January 29, 2015, 08:01:22 PM
Would never hurt "Mah Niggaz" Marty Falcon, True Adonis, Emperor Groinkatine, Big Shizzo, Big Ach Toucan, Kim Jong Bob, Frenzy of Fitness, Coach Huang, Dave Czech, Jean Francois Papillon, IronMeister, Roger Bacon, Teutonic Knight, DroppingPlates, DevilSmile, Mike Arvilla, Soul Crusher, Herne, Bradistani et al.

Title: Re: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: Knooger on January 29, 2015, 08:05:38 PM
I am a man of peace. Hell, I'd even buy Shitsoul a beer if I ever met him.
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Post by: Army of One on January 29, 2015, 08:16:16 PM
I could fuckup Chaos with my hands behind my back, that large cankled man moves like he is walking through fresh tar
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Post by: chaos on January 29, 2015, 08:19:36 PM
I could fuckup Chaos with my hands behind my back, that large cankled man moves like he is walking through fresh tar
I wish you would, I could use a beating.
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Post by: TonyAlva on January 29, 2015, 08:53:09 PM

calling dibs for front of the " slug Howard" line  >:(
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Post by: visualizeperfection on January 29, 2015, 09:22:08 PM
I would knock visual erections dick in the dirt given the opportunity.

I would also fight groink, and lose on purpose, but maintain the fight long enough for him to sweat on me.
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Post by: SF1900 on January 29, 2015, 09:33:38 PM
Im too busy studying electricity to fight anyone.
Title: Re: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: Knooger on January 29, 2015, 09:45:03 PM
Im too busy studying electricity to fight anyone.

So you slip an electric shock collar around their neck and listen to the sweet music of their screams as they die in fucking agony. I like your style. That's some cold harted shit right there, but I like it.  
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Post by: SF1900 on January 29, 2015, 09:53:02 PM
So you slip an electric shock collar around their neck and listen to the sweet music of their screams as they die in fucking agony. I like your style. That's some cold harted shit right there, but I like it.  

Falcon would not approve. We are here to try and help each other learn and grow!!
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Post by: King Shizzo on January 30, 2015, 01:43:12 AM
I am a man of peace. Hell, I'd even buy Shitsoul a beer if I ever met him.
Id throw that beer in your face, and do a Johnny Cage split punch to your nuts.
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Post by: thegamechanger on January 30, 2015, 02:16:38 AM
some guys have so many chins its hard to know which one to aim for  :-\
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Post by: The Ugly on January 30, 2015, 03:12:48 AM
Basile.
Title: Re: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: visualizeperfection on January 30, 2015, 03:22:30 AM
Basile.

He would died.
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Post by: bigmc on January 30, 2015, 03:51:05 AM
im a mountain in a sea of pebbles
Title: Re: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 30, 2015, 04:10:29 AM
Would never hurt "Mah Niggaz" Marty Falcon, True Adonis, Emperor Groinkatine, Big Shizzo, Big Ach Toucan, Kim Jong Bob, Frenzy of Fitness, Coach Huang, Dave Czech, Jean Francois Papillon, IronMeister, Roger Bacon, Teutonic Knight, DroppingPlates, DevilSmile, Mike Arvilla, Soul Crusher, Herne, Bradistani et al.



kwon, I would protect you in prison, bro. (no homo).
Title: Re: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on January 30, 2015, 04:11:41 AM
Basile.

what is this nonsense you speak, flotsam?
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Post by: Palpatine Q on January 30, 2015, 04:55:45 AM
im a mountain in a sea of pebbles

TRue...but youre Scottish..you guys like to speechify and put on war paint.  An American will just sneak up and punch you in the face when you're not ready
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Post by: bigmc on January 30, 2015, 05:15:56 AM
TRue...but youre Scottish..you guys like to speechify and put on war paint.  An American will just sneak up and punch you in the face when you're not ready

we have been known to paint our faces blue

and wave our bare arses at our opponents

which to be fair does lose you the sneak attack option
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Post by: _aj_ on January 30, 2015, 05:31:59 AM
we have been known to paint our faces blue

and wave our bare arses at our opponents

which to be fair does lose you the sneak attack option

Screaming "Scotland! Freedom!" does usually telegraph your intent.
Title: Re: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: King Shizzo on January 30, 2015, 05:45:12 AM
TRue...but youre Scottish..you guys like to speechify and put on war paint.  An American will just sneak up and punch you in the face when you're not ready
He is a dainty scottsman.

The favorite part of bigmc's heritage, is that he has an excuse to wear a skirt.
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Post by: Man of Steel on January 30, 2015, 05:47:52 AM
I'd have most of you Marys spittin teeth and blood.

 :D
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Post by: King Shizzo on January 30, 2015, 05:50:45 AM
I'd have most of you Marys spittin teeth and blood.

 :D
You would be like a turtle on its back.
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Post by: BigRo on January 30, 2015, 06:11:05 AM
I don't do shit talk but will fight if provoked enough or to help someone out.
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Post by: Howard on January 30, 2015, 06:24:05 AM
calling dibs for front of the " slug Howard" line  >:(

You'd have to wait behind the existing line of:
1.ex-wives,
2.failed physics students
3.disgruntled competitors who didn't win some NPC contest I judged. ;)
4. those who disagree with me or bored by me on any forum.

The line is long...trust me  ;)
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Post by: CalvinH on January 30, 2015, 08:06:57 AM
Tapeworm, definitely Tapeworm
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Post by: Henda on January 30, 2015, 08:19:13 AM
Lol at it being wiggs every year.

I'd love to pound lungrenisback' fat ugly retarded face repeatedly, I'd literally keep smashing my fist into his fat face until I shattered ever bone in both my hand and his face.
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Post by: Tapeworm on January 30, 2015, 08:26:35 AM
I don't have anyone on this list.
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Post by: ChuckleHead on January 30, 2015, 08:27:10 AM
I don't do shit talk but will fight if provoked enough or to help someone out.

who you kidding? you can't even move or breath. one shot to any joint and it's over for you.

i feel a little bad typing that. can you act a little more like an asshole so i can know for sure you deserved it.
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Post by: devilsmile on January 30, 2015, 08:38:10 AM
I would easily destroy sevastase (serious)
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Post by: _aj_ on January 30, 2015, 08:49:34 AM
I love all my fellow Getbiggers. No punching. Just bullets if required.
Title: Re: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: _aj_ on January 30, 2015, 08:51:44 AM
I would easily destroy sevastase (serious)

This man doesn't think so...

(http://www.cutandjacked.com/sites/default/files/images/interviews_men/Simeon_Panda/simeon%20panda%20scr3.jpg)
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Post by: ChuckleHead on January 30, 2015, 08:52:07 AM
I love all my fellow Getbiggers. No punching. Just bullets if required.

aj is that an avatar of your ass? you didn't strike as a twink but hey it's your life.
Title: Re: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: BigRo on January 30, 2015, 09:04:56 AM
who you kidding? you can't even move or breath. one shot to any joint and it's over for you.

i feel a little bad typing that. can you act a little more like an asshole so i can know for sure you deserved it.

real fighters dont act like you, they are are calm unless the situation demands it. You have no idea of my fitness and speed. Trash talk on the internet is for beta babies.
Title: Re: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: _aj_ on January 30, 2015, 09:05:43 AM
aj is that an avatar of your ass? you didn't strike as a twink but hey it's your life.

Thanks Breh for being so understanding of us lesser beings.
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Post by: Waller on January 30, 2015, 09:07:33 AM
we have been known to paint our faces blue

and wave our bare arses at our opponents

which to be fair does lose you the sneak attack option

This is getbig, that'll just open up chances for a new 'sneak' attack, eh Knooger?
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 30, 2015, 09:09:29 AM
nah.  As much as I bag on everyone here, I'd gladly sit down and have a beer.  In Navy Mike's situation, I'd have a double sit in and have a beer while I have sexy time with his wife.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on January 30, 2015, 09:13:14 AM
nah.  As much as I bag on everyone here, I'd gladly sit down and have a beer.  In Navy Mike's situation, I'd have a double sit in and have a beer while I have sexy time with his wife.

Of course...but this is a shit talking, non-serious thread.  Faggot
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 30, 2015, 09:15:03 AM
Of course...but this is a shit talking, non-serious thread.  Faggot

In that case I'd punch the children of everyone on getbig that has children.  Then I'd punch their parents and if their parents are dead I'll dig them up from the grave and punch them in the fucking skull, litteraly.
Title: Re: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: Palpatine Q on January 30, 2015, 09:17:12 AM
I would easily destroy sevastase (serious)

I just want to pinch your ass
Title: Re: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread.....
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on January 30, 2015, 09:23:19 AM
I would easily destroy sevastase (serious)

Sev seems like the guy that would go to extremes to survive.  You'd punch him and he'd bite you in the face and tear away a piece of your skin.
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Post by: ChuckleHead on January 30, 2015, 09:41:33 AM
Big Q i haven't made the grade yet?
i feel like the shit stain in getbig's underwear.
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Post by: _bruce_ on January 30, 2015, 10:44:41 AM
I'd have most of you Marys spittin teeth and blood.

 :D

But shouldn't you provide the attacker with all of your 4 cheeks?

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Post by: Palpatine Q on January 30, 2015, 11:40:28 AM
Big Q i haven't made the grade yet?
i feel like the shit stain in getbig's underwear.

If I were to punch you in the face....im so powerful and attractive  that you would explode at the molecular level, and Marty Champions Falcone would have to bring his tool set and re-assemble you.
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Post by: ChuckleHead on January 30, 2015, 11:50:55 AM
If I were to punch you in the face....im so powerful and attractive  that you would explode at the molecular level, and Marty Champions Falcone would have to bring his tool set and re-assemble you.

that might actually be worth it.

if i said i am an old, skinny, bald, toothless bastard would you believe it?