Author Topic: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread..... (Read 4950 times)

Palpatine Q · « **on:** January 29, 2015, 05:42:26 PM »

Yes getbiggers , that holiday tradition is upon us once again.... Sizing up the opposition, weighing their strengths and weaknesses and declaring who you can easily punch in the face.... And who can punch you in the face..

As is tradition.... I will begin. As always, I can easily punch Wiggs in the face and beat him to death in 12 seconds. People I would have a hard time punching in the face would be chaos, Irish Dave... Very large human beings...the exception being Lundgren because hes retarded and has a wonky flipper. Anybody else I will destroy unless they are a martial arts master.

Please, add to the discussion

che · « **Reply #1 on:** January 29, 2015, 05:56:35 PM »

If I ever meet G-thong in real life , I'll absolutely knock him the fuck out.

robcguns · « **Reply #2 on:** January 29, 2015, 06:08:35 PM »

You would have a hard time cause they are large?doesnt make sense,large doesnt mean they are tough or hard to punch.I can say the biggest guys i ever fought were usually the easiest to drop.Dont know mamy here,just thought i would question the size thing.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #3 on:** January 29, 2015, 06:10:16 PM »

Quote from: robcguns on January 29, 2015, 06:08:35 PM

You would have a hard time cause they are large?doesnt make sense,large doesnt mean they are tough or hard to punch.I can say the biggest guys i ever fought were usually the easiest to drop.Dont know mamy here,just thought i would question the size thing.

Hard to reach. Same problem Tyson had

polychronopolous · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2015, 06:13:31 PM »

Quote from: robcguns on January 29, 2015, 06:08:35 PM

You would have a hard time cause they are large?doesnt make sense,large doesnt mean they are tough or hard to punch.I can say the biggest guys i ever fought were usually the easiest to drop.Dont know mamy here,just thought i would question the size thing.

And then of course you always here about the little 5'6 130 pound guy who rips off his shirt then drops a handful of guys at the drop of hat when shit goes down.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2015, 06:25:52 PM »

little groink and little chey doing little guy things no teslians in this threaf fuckface

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #6 on:** January 29, 2015, 06:38:49 PM »

Quote from: Marty Champions on January 29, 2015, 06:25:52 PM

little groink and little chey doing little guy things no teslians in this threaf fuckface

I added to your thread negronuts

Marty Champions · « **Reply #7 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:09:03 PM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on January 29, 2015, 06:38:49 PM

I added to your thread negronuts

thanks nig

chaos · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2015, 07:57:56 PM »

I second che's emotion.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:01:22 PM »

Would never hurt "Mah Niggaz" Marty Falcon, True Adonis, Emperor Groinkatine, Big Shizzo, Big Ach Toucan, Kim Jong Bob, Frenzy of Fitness, Coach Huang, Dave Czech, Jean Francois Papillon, IronMeister, Roger Bacon, Teutonic Knight, DroppingPlates, DevilSmile, Mike Arvilla, Soul Crusher, Herne, Bradistani et al.

Knooger · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:05:38 PM »

I am a man of peace. Hell, I'd even buy Shitsoul a beer if I ever met him.

Army of One · « **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:16:16 PM »

I could fuckup Chaos with my hands behind my back, that large cankled man moves like he is walking through fresh tar

chaos · « **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:19:36 PM »

Quote from: Army of One on January 29, 2015, 08:16:16 PM

I could fuckup Chaos with my hands behind my back, that large cankled man moves like he is walking through fresh tar

I wish you would, I could use a beating.

TonyAlva · « **Reply #13 on:** January 29, 2015, 08:53:09 PM »

calling dibs for front of the " slug Howard" line

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #14 on:** January 29, 2015, 09:22:08 PM »

I would knock visual erections dick in the dirt given the opportunity.

I would also fight groink, and lose on purpose, but maintain the fight long enough for him to sweat on me.

SF1900 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 29, 2015, 09:33:38 PM »

Im too busy studying electricity to fight anyone.

Knooger · « **Reply #16 on:** January 29, 2015, 09:45:03 PM »

Quote from: SF1900 on January 29, 2015, 09:33:38 PM

Im too busy studying electricity to fight anyone.

So you slip an electric shock collar around their neck and listen to the sweet music of their screams as they die in fucking agony. I like your style. That's some cold harted shit right there, but I like it.

SF1900 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 29, 2015, 09:53:02 PM »

Quote from: Knooger on January 29, 2015, 09:45:03 PM

So you slip an electric shock collar around their neck and listen to the sweet music of their screams as they die in fucking agony. I like your style. That's some cold harted shit right there, but I like it.

Falcon would not approve. We are here to try and help each other learn and grow!!

King Shizzo · « **Reply #18 on:** January 30, 2015, 01:43:12 AM »

Quote from: Knooger on January 29, 2015, 08:05:38 PM

I am a man of peace. Hell, I'd even buy Shitsoul a beer if I ever met him.

Id throw that beer in your face, and do a Johnny Cage split punch to your nuts.

thegamechanger · « **Reply #19 on:** January 30, 2015, 02:16:38 AM »

some guys have so many chins its hard to know which one to aim for $:-\$

The Ugly · « **Reply #20 on:** January 30, 2015, 03:12:48 AM »

Basile.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #21 on:** January 30, 2015, 03:22:30 AM »

Quote from: The Ugly on January 30, 2015, 03:12:48 AM

Basile.

He would died.

bigmc · « **Reply #22 on:** January 30, 2015, 03:51:05 AM »

im a mountain in a sea of pebbles

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #23 on:** January 30, 2015, 04:10:29 AM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on January 29, 2015, 08:01:22 PM

Would never hurt "Mah Niggaz" Marty Falcon, True Adonis, Emperor Groinkatine, Big Shizzo, Big Ach Toucan, Kim Jong Bob, Frenzy of Fitness, Coach Huang, Dave Czech, Jean Francois Papillon, IronMeister, Roger Bacon, Teutonic Knight, DroppingPlates, DevilSmile, Mike Arvilla, Soul Crusher, Herne, Bradistani et al.

kwon, I would protect you in prison, bro. (no homo).

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #24 on:** January 30, 2015, 04:11:41 AM »

Quote from: The Ugly on January 30, 2015, 03:12:48 AM

Basile.

what is this nonsense you speak, flotsam?