Author Topic: its time for the annual "who can you punch in the face" thread..... (Read 4948 times)

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #25 on:** January 30, 2015, 04:55:45 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on January 30, 2015, 03:51:05 AM

im a mountain in a sea of pebbles

TRue...but youre Scottish..you guys like to speechify and put on war paint. An American will just sneak up and punch you in the face when you're not ready

bigmc · « **Reply #26 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:15:56 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on January 30, 2015, 04:55:45 AM

TRue...but youre Scottish..you guys like to speechify and put on war paint. An American will just sneak up and punch you in the face when you're not ready

we have been known to paint our faces blue

and wave our bare arses at our opponents

which to be fair does lose you the sneak attack option

_aj_ · « **Reply #27 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:31:59 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on January 30, 2015, 05:15:56 AM

we have been known to paint our faces blue

and wave our bare arses at our opponents

which to be fair does lose you the sneak attack option

Screaming "Scotland! Freedom!" does usually telegraph your intent.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #28 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:45:12 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on January 30, 2015, 04:55:45 AM

TRue...but youre Scottish..you guys like to speechify and put on war paint. An American will just sneak up and punch you in the face when you're not ready

He is a dainty scottsman.

The favorite part of bigmc's heritage, is that he has an excuse to wear a skirt.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #29 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:47:52 AM »

I'd have most of you Marys spittin teeth and blood.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #30 on:** January 30, 2015, 05:50:45 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on January 30, 2015, 05:47:52 AM

I'd have most of you Marys spittin teeth and blood.

You would be like a turtle on its back.

BigRo · « **Reply #31 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:11:05 AM »

I don't do shit talk but will fight if provoked enough or to help someone out.

Howard · « **Reply #32 on:** January 30, 2015, 06:24:05 AM »

Quote from: TonyAlva on January 29, 2015, 08:53:09 PM

calling dibs for front of the " slug Howard" line

You'd have to wait behind the existing line of:
1.ex-wives,
2.failed physics students
3.disgruntled competitors who didn't win some NPC contest I judged.

4. those who disagree with me or bored by me on any forum.

The line is long...trust me

CalvinH · « **Reply #33 on:** January 30, 2015, 08:06:57 AM »

Tapeworm, definitely Tapeworm

Henda · « **Reply #34 on:** January 30, 2015, 08:19:13 AM »

Lol at it being wiggs every year.

I'd love to pound lungrenisback' fat ugly retarded face repeatedly, I'd literally keep smashing my fist into his fat face until I shattered ever bone in both my hand and his face.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #35 on:** January 30, 2015, 08:26:35 AM »

I don't have anyone on this list.

ChuckleHead · « **Reply #36 on:** January 30, 2015, 08:27:10 AM »

Quote from: BigRo on January 30, 2015, 06:11:05 AM

I don't do shit talk but will fight if provoked enough or to help someone out.

who you kidding? you can't even move or breath. one shot to any joint and it's over for you.

i feel a little bad typing that. can you act a little more like an asshole so i can know for sure you deserved it.

devilsmile · « **Reply #37 on:** January 30, 2015, 08:38:10 AM »

I would easily destroy sevastase (serious)

_aj_ · « **Reply #38 on:** January 30, 2015, 08:49:34 AM »

I love all my fellow Getbiggers. No punching. Just bullets if required.

_aj_ · « **Reply #39 on:** January 30, 2015, 08:51:44 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on January 30, 2015, 08:38:10 AM

I would easily destroy sevastase (serious)

This man doesn't think so...

ChuckleHead · « **Reply #40 on:** January 30, 2015, 08:52:07 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on January 30, 2015, 08:49:34 AM

I love all my fellow Getbiggers. No punching. Just bullets if required.

aj is that an avatar of your ass? you didn't strike as a twink but hey it's your life.

BigRo · « **Reply #41 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:04:56 AM »

Quote from: ChuckleHead on January 30, 2015, 08:27:10 AM

who you kidding? you can't even move or breath. one shot to any joint and it's over for you.

i feel a little bad typing that. can you act a little more like an asshole so i can know for sure you deserved it.

real fighters dont act like you, they are are calm unless the situation demands it. You have no idea of my fitness and speed. Trash talk on the internet is for beta babies.

_aj_ · « **Reply #42 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:05:43 AM »

Quote from: ChuckleHead on January 30, 2015, 08:52:07 AM

aj is that an avatar of your ass? you didn't strike as a twink but hey it's your life.

Thanks Breh for being so understanding of us lesser beings.

Waller · « **Reply #43 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:07:33 AM »

Quote from: bigmc on January 30, 2015, 05:15:56 AM

we have been known to paint our faces blue

and wave our bare arses at our opponents

which to be fair does lose you the sneak attack option

This is getbig, that'll just open up chances for a new 'sneak' attack, eh Knooger?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #44 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:09:29 AM »

nah. As much as I bag on everyone here, I'd gladly sit down and have a beer. In Navy Mike's situation, I'd have a double sit in and have a beer while I have sexy time with his wife.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #45 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:13:14 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 30, 2015, 09:09:29 AM

nah. As much as I bag on everyone here, I'd gladly sit down and have a beer. In Navy Mike's situation, I'd have a double sit in and have a beer while I have sexy time with his wife.

Of course...but this is a shit talking, non-serious thread. Faggot

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #46 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:15:03 AM »

Quote from: Palpatine Q on January 30, 2015, 09:13:14 AM

Of course...but this is a shit talking, non-serious thread. Faggot

In that case I'd punch the children of everyone on getbig that has children. Then I'd punch their parents and if their parents are dead I'll dig them up from the grave and punch them in the fucking skull, litteraly.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #47 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:17:12 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on January 30, 2015, 08:38:10 AM

I would easily destroy sevastase (serious)

I just want to pinch your ass

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #48 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:23:19 AM »

Quote from: devilsmile on January 30, 2015, 08:38:10 AM

I would easily destroy sevastase (serious)

Sev seems like the guy that would go to extremes to survive. You'd punch him and he'd bite you in the face and tear away a piece of your skin.

ChuckleHead · « **Reply #49 on:** January 30, 2015, 09:41:33 AM »

Big Q i haven't made the grade yet?
i feel like the shit stain in getbig's underwear.