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Title: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 09, 2015, 07:11:05 AM
Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible. That makes all men and women brothers and sisters. You are committing incest because that is your sister you are married to. If you are attracted to a woman, you are guilty of incest for wanting to hump your sister. That's just the way it is.

Update: I see you coonts are still committing incest. Bunch of sister-fucking sods.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: BigRo on February 09, 2015, 07:14:57 AM
same bull ron harrigan sprouts, ridiculous.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: thegamechanger on February 09, 2015, 07:15:27 AM
Married men dont have sex. Carry on.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 09, 2015, 07:15:49 AM
Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible. That makes all men and women brothers and sisters. You are committing incest because that is your sister you are married to. If you are attracted to a woman, you are guilty of incest for wanting to hump your sister. That's just the way it is.

If this is true you need to research genetic mutation.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Thick Nick on February 09, 2015, 07:18:23 AM
Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible. That makes all men and women brothers and sisters. You are committing incest because that is your sister you are married to. If you are attracted to a woman, you are guilty of incest for wanting to hump your sister. That's just the way it is.

So you are saying that YOU want to hump your brothers then? Thanks for clearing that up.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Svengoolie on February 09, 2015, 07:20:25 AM
I remember in elementary school that this is what kids that went to church would come in and say after the weekend. Well, not the humping part but that we were all related. My mom was Catholic and I only went to church a couple times until she got tired of the collection plate constantly being shoved in our faces the whole morning.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 09, 2015, 07:24:57 AM
same bull ron harrigan sprouts, ridiculous.

I merely stated the facts, you lunkhead. You are directly related to every female on this planet.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: BigRo on February 09, 2015, 07:29:10 AM
lunkhead...you work in planet fitness?

I know I am directly related to everyone and everything, but I don't need genesis story to tell me that.

Without sex we wouldn't be here now, did you forget about that?
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Tapeworm on February 09, 2015, 07:33:52 AM
Gee our old LaSalle ran great.  Those were the days!
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: che on February 09, 2015, 07:47:22 AM
Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible. That makes all men and women brothers and sisters. You are committing incest because that is your sister you are married to. If you are attracted to a woman, you are guilty of incest for wanting to hump your sister. That's just the way it is.
If that's the case my wife is my cousin not my sister, nothing wrong with fucking my cousin.I

Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 09, 2015, 07:54:28 AM
So you are saying that YOU want to hump your brothers then? Thanks for clearing that up.

Ah, Thickie Nickie. For the homosexual Getbiggers like you, no humping of sisters OR brothers is allowed. HTH.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 09, 2015, 07:56:44 AM
If that's the case my wife is my cousin not my sister, nothing wrong with fucking my cousin.I



Your cousin is still your relative so fucking her is wrong. Anyway since Adam and Eve are the PARENTS of humanity, that makes your wife your sister (since both of you share the same parents). Reality bites, I know.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 09, 2015, 08:24:28 AM
I have no issues fucking your sister.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: _aj_ on February 09, 2015, 08:31:15 AM
same bull ron harrigan sprouts, ridiculous.

Bernie is a Ron Harrigan™ Production.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: SF1900 on February 09, 2015, 08:41:00 AM
Gee, the gimmicks don't even try anymore. At least try to be funny.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Mr Anabolic on February 09, 2015, 08:56:57 AM
The words "men" and "married" should never be used in the same sentence.

Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 09, 2015, 09:21:24 AM
So you're saying when I gave your mom a hot carl last night,I was actually doing it to me sister? Intadesting.

You sir are a quality poster. Insighful  and well thought out. Welcome :)
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 09, 2015, 11:47:02 AM
So you're saying when I gave your mom a hot carl last night,I was actually doing it to me sister? Intadesting.

You sir are a quality poster. Insighful  and well thought out. Welcome :)

Oh yeah. My mom said she fucked a little girl last night.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Voice of Doom on February 09, 2015, 12:34:23 PM
why is this theory only applied to married men?
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Powerlift66 on February 09, 2015, 12:35:32 PM
Book of fiction anyways...
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Teutonic Knight on February 09, 2015, 12:38:17 PM
Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible. That makes all men and women brothers and sisters. You are committing incest because that is your sister you are married to. If you are attracted to a woman, you are guilty of incest for wanting to hump your sister. That's just the way it is.

Hi Leopold  8)
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 09, 2015, 11:31:47 PM
Hi Leopold  8)

Hi Basile  8)
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: titusisback on February 09, 2015, 11:40:12 PM
Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible.

Yes - if you're retarded enough to believe in that crap
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Archer77 on February 09, 2015, 11:55:25 PM
It's only incest if you want it to be- robert chick.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 10, 2015, 12:14:31 AM
Yes - if you're retarded enough to believe in that crap

You're a retard if you believe that's crap. Reality isn't crap like you. Besides, science has traced all humanity back to two common parents (at the beginning).
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Archer77 on February 10, 2015, 12:23:08 AM
You're a retard if you believe that's crap. Reality isn't crap like you. Besides, science has traced all humanity back to two common parents (at the beginning).

They didnt exist in the same place and at the same time. 
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 10, 2015, 03:22:39 AM
Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible.

You said it yourself, according to the bible, which makes it as valid as according to Paolino Paperino, 1937.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: hench on February 10, 2015, 08:05:59 AM
So you're a virgin?
Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible. That makes all men and women brothers and sisters. You are committing incest because that is your sister you are married to. If you are attracted to a woman, you are guilty of incest for wanting to hump your sister. That's just the way it is.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 10, 2015, 08:09:44 AM
So you're a virgin?

Yes. I am. My son happens to be adopted.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 10, 2015, 08:37:28 AM
You said it yourself, according to the bible, which makes it as valid as according to Paolino Paperino, 1937.

Everyone knows the Bible is fully factual. Besides, as I already said, science has traced all humanity back to two common parents (at the beginning).
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: LittleJ on February 10, 2015, 09:09:40 AM
Not going to respond until Pastor MOS responds.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Man of Steel on February 10, 2015, 09:40:02 AM
Not going to respond until Pastor MOS responds.

AHAHAHAH "Pastor MOS"

Didn't have a thing to add until I read yours.  ;D  I still have nothin to add. 
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 10, 2015, 12:35:50 PM
I'm on a running forum board too. People are smart, civil, have jobs, educated, and make lucid comprehensible posts. Getbig is like being on a forum with criminals, misfits, special ed, drug users, low lives and the socially challenged.  ;D
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: illuminati on February 10, 2015, 12:49:20 PM
I'm on a running forum board too. People are smart, civil, have jobs, educated, and make lucid comprehensible posts. Getbig is like being on a forum with criminals, misfits, special ed, drug users, low lives and the socially challenged.  ;D













Yes. 
Well that fairly sums it up.
That's why its so much Fun & interesting at times.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: thegamechanger on February 10, 2015, 12:51:41 PM
haha yes who wanna spend time with runners  ::)
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: oldtimer1 on February 10, 2015, 12:55:24 PM












Yes. 
Well that fairly sums it up.
That's why its so much Fun & interesting at times.

True dat.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on February 10, 2015, 12:59:44 PM
this is america and i'll hump the shit outta my pig-faced sister if i damn well please.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 10, 2015, 02:05:45 PM
I know that the Bible is fully factual. Besides, as I already said, science has not traced all humanity back to two common parents (at the beginning).

As earlier stated, it's as factual as Paolino Paperino, 1937.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 13, 2015, 05:49:05 AM
Stop humping your sisters, you inbred coonts.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: devilsmile on February 13, 2015, 05:51:45 AM
have to wait wiggs's thought on this to be sure
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 13, 2015, 05:55:29 AM
Stop humping your sisters, you inbred coonts.

Paolino Paperino, 1937.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: devilsmile on February 13, 2015, 06:00:28 AM
I'm sory, god but I can't help my self... look at the bright side, at least I believe in you without asking anything, right  :P

(http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuHuCvrCMAEFr0m.jpg:large)
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 13, 2015, 06:01:48 AM
As earlier stated, it's as factual as Paolino Paperino, 1937.

Wrong as usual. You're a proven delusional lying sister-humping idiot, and hence your word is worthless bullcrap like you. The Bible is plain fact. If you disagree, you are a rank retard. It's as simple as that.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 13, 2015, 12:43:09 PM
Don't fuck with your sisters! ;D
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Natural Man on February 13, 2015, 12:47:52 PM
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Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 13, 2015, 02:07:40 PM
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What the hell is that?
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 14, 2015, 02:10:50 AM
Wrong as usual. You're a proven delusional lying sister-humping idiot, and hence your word is worthless bullcrap like you. The Bible is plain fact. If you disagree, you are a rank retard. It's as simple as that.

Paolino Paperino, 1937. Read it.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 14, 2015, 03:02:41 AM
They didnt exist in the same place and at the same time. 

LMAO. If that were the case, there would be no humans today, Einstein.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 14, 2015, 03:11:49 AM
Paolino Paperino, 1937. Read it.

You are a gibbering idiot. That is why your sister's flabby butt is in your avatar.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 14, 2015, 03:18:25 AM
You are a gibbering idiot. That is why your sister's flabby butt is in your avatar.

Paolino Paperino, 1937.

Truth is in there.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 14, 2015, 04:03:53 AM
Paolino Paperino, 1937.

Truth is in there.

All your claims are nonsense since you're a proven liar and idiot (and sister-fucker). The Bible is plain truth (no matter how many times you repeat the same nonsense like the retard that you are).
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 14, 2015, 04:35:00 AM
All your claims are nonsense since i'm a proven liar and idiot (and sister-fucker). Paolino Paperino from 1937 holds all truth (no matter how many times i have to repeat it).

Finally you have understood.

The Bible and Paolino Paperino = Same Truth.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Skylge on February 14, 2015, 04:48:01 AM
Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible. That makes all men and women brothers and sisters. You are committing incest because that is your sister you are married to. If you are attracted to a woman, you are guilty of incest for wanting to hump your sister. That's just the way it is.

Update: I see you coonts are still committing incest. Bunch of sister-fucking sods.

Don't take the bible literally, it's a sort of history book. With a lot of added made up stuff in an attempt to keep people on the right path (Therefore they came up with heaven and hell, to scare folks, and as a promise of great rewards if they lead a devout life)
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 14, 2015, 06:11:10 AM
Finally you have understood.

The Bible and Paolino Paperino = Same Truth.

More mindless repetition of the same nonsense. That is why you repeatedly confirm that you are an impossible idiot by denying the veracity of the Bible.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 14, 2015, 06:18:46 AM
I am but one of the mindless followers of Paperino. It is impossible to deny the veracity of the Paperino.

What i've been saying all along.

Finally you comprehend.

Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Tapeworm on February 14, 2015, 06:20:24 AM
More mindless repetition of the same nonsense. That is why you repeatedly confirm that you are an impossible idiot by denying the veracity of the Bible.

Ok then Sunday School.  Did you know that the modern pronunciation is actually the incorrect one?  'Bible' doesn't rhyme with libel.  It comes from the latin for book 'biblia' and the bib rhymes with crib.  So Bible rhymes with dribble.  I bet you've been saying it wrong this whole time.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 14, 2015, 06:30:54 AM
What i've been saying all along.

Finally you comprehend.



The Bible is fact. You are a lying, sister-fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 14, 2015, 06:47:11 AM
Paperino is fact. Even though i am gay i can attest to this.

What i've been saying all along.

It's as much fact as The Bible.

Title: Re: Message to all married men
Post by: Bernie King on February 14, 2015, 09:01:03 AM
What i've been saying all along.

It's as much fact as The Bible.



Too late, retard. The Bible and science destroy sister-humpers like you. Your gibber changes nothing.