Author Topic: Message to all married men (Read 8532 times)

Bernie King · « **on:** February 09, 2015, 07:11:05 AM »

Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible. That makes all men and women brothers and sisters. You are committing incest because that is your sister you are married to. If you are attracted to a woman, you are guilty of incest for wanting to hump your sister. That's just the way it is.

Update: I see you coonts are still committing incest. Bunch of sister-fucking sods.

BigRo · « **Reply #1 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:14:57 AM »

same bull ron harrigan sprouts, ridiculous.

thegamechanger · « **Reply #2 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:15:27 AM »

Married men dont have sex. Carry on.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #3 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:15:49 AM »

Quote from: Bernie King on February 09, 2015, 07:11:05 AM

Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible. That makes all men and women brothers and sisters. You are committing incest because that is your sister you are married to. If you are attracted to a woman, you are guilty of incest for wanting to hump your sister. That's just the way it is.

If this is true you need to research genetic mutation.

Thick Nick · « **Reply #4 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:18:23 AM »

Quote from: Bernie King on February 09, 2015, 07:11:05 AM

Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible. That makes all men and women brothers and sisters. You are committing incest because that is your sister you are married to. If you are attracted to a woman, you are guilty of incest for wanting to hump your sister. That's just the way it is.

So you are saying that YOU want to hump your brothers then? Thanks for clearing that up.

Svengoolie · « **Reply #5 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:20:25 AM »

I remember in elementary school that this is what kids that went to church would come in and say after the weekend. Well, not the humping part but that we were all related. My mom was Catholic and I only went to church a couple times until she got tired of the collection plate constantly being shoved in our faces the whole morning.

Bernie King · « **Reply #6 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:24:57 AM »

Quote from: BigRo on February 09, 2015, 07:14:57 AM

same bull ron harrigan sprouts, ridiculous.

I merely stated the facts, you lunkhead. You are directly related to every female on this planet.

BigRo · « **Reply #7 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:29:10 AM »

lunkhead...you work in planet fitness?

I know I am directly related to everyone and everything, but I don't need genesis story to tell me that.

Without sex we wouldn't be here now, did you forget about that?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #8 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:33:52 AM »

Gee our old LaSalle ran great. Those were the days!

che · « **Reply #9 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:47:22 AM »

Quote from: Bernie King on February 09, 2015, 07:11:05 AM

Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible. That makes all men and women brothers and sisters. You are committing incest because that is your sister you are married to. If you are attracted to a woman, you are guilty of incest for wanting to hump your sister. That's just the way it is.

If that's the case my wife is my cousin not my sister, nothing wrong with fucking my cousin.I

Bernie King · « **Reply #10 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:54:28 AM »

Quote from: Thick Nick on February 09, 2015, 07:18:23 AM

So you are saying that YOU want to hump your brothers then? Thanks for clearing that up.

Ah, Thickie Nickie. For the homosexual Getbiggers like you, no humping of sisters OR brothers is allowed. HTH.

Bernie King · « **Reply #11 on:** February 09, 2015, 07:56:44 AM »

Quote from: che on February 09, 2015, 07:47:22 AM

If that's the case my wife is my cousin not my sister, nothing wrong with fucking my cousin.I

Your cousin is still your relative so fucking her is wrong. Anyway since Adam and Eve are the PARENTS of humanity, that makes your wife your sister (since both of you share the same parents). Reality bites, I know.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #12 on:** February 09, 2015, 08:24:28 AM »

I have no issues fucking your sister.

_aj_ · « **Reply #13 on:** February 09, 2015, 08:31:15 AM »

Quote from: BigRo on February 09, 2015, 07:14:57 AM

same bull ron harrigan sprouts, ridiculous.

Bernie is a Ron Harrigan™ Production.

SF1900 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 09, 2015, 08:41:00 AM »

Gee, the gimmicks don't even try anymore. At least try to be funny.

Mr Anabolic · « **Reply #15 on:** February 09, 2015, 08:56:57 AM »

The words "men" and "married" should never be used in the same sentence.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #16 on:** February 09, 2015, 09:21:24 AM »

So you're saying when I gave your mom a hot carl last night,I was actually doing it to me sister? Intadesting.

You sir are a quality poster. Insighful and well thought out. Welcome

Bernie King · « **Reply #17 on:** February 09, 2015, 11:47:02 AM »

Quote from: airosol on February 09, 2015, 09:21:24 AM

So you're saying when I gave your mom a hot carl last night,I was actually doing it to me sister? Intadesting.

You sir are a quality poster. Insighful and well thought out. Welcome

Oh yeah. My mom said she fucked a little girl last night.

Voice of Doom · « **Reply #18 on:** February 09, 2015, 12:34:23 PM »

why is this theory only applied to married men?

Powerlift66 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 09, 2015, 12:35:32 PM »

Book of fiction anyways...

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #20 on:** February 09, 2015, 12:38:17 PM »

Quote from: Bernie King on February 09, 2015, 07:11:05 AM

Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible. That makes all men and women brothers and sisters. You are committing incest because that is your sister you are married to. If you are attracted to a woman, you are guilty of incest for wanting to hump your sister. That's just the way it is.

Hi Leopold

Bernie King · « **Reply #21 on:** February 09, 2015, 11:31:47 PM »

Quote from: Teutonic Knight on February 09, 2015, 12:38:17 PM

Hi Leopold

Hi Basile

titusisback · « **Reply #22 on:** February 09, 2015, 11:40:12 PM »

Quote from: Bernie King on February 09, 2015, 07:11:05 AM

Adam and Eve are the parents of all humanity, according to the Bible.

Yes - if you're retarded enough to believe in that crap

Archer77 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 09, 2015, 11:55:25 PM »

It's only incest if you want it to be- robert chick.

Bernie King · « **Reply #24 on:** February 10, 2015, 12:14:31 AM »

Quote from: titusisback on February 09, 2015, 11:40:12 PM

Yes - if you're retarded enough to believe in that crap

You're a retard if you believe that's crap. Reality isn't crap like you. Besides, science has traced all humanity back to two common parents (at the beginning).