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Title: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 14, 2015, 12:37:32 AM
so I only have 10 minutes to decide which of all the new Getbig threads I want to read in the limited time I have available.

Do you know this horrible feeling?
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: Mitch on February 14, 2015, 12:58:04 AM
Dude, if your gf takes "her" shower in ONLY 10 min., she probably is a dude  :-\
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: DroppingPlates on February 14, 2015, 01:16:47 AM
Bäthröm pic or I call büllshit!
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: calfzilla on February 14, 2015, 01:23:03 AM
Have you explained Goodrum to her?
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 14, 2015, 01:30:50 AM
Have you explained Goodrum to her?

Isn't that how every relationship is started?

Telling them and explaining to them about Goodrum. That's how you get interest and then get together.


I once went to a public library and saw a hot one there, and my icebreaker was "Hey, i know Goodrum!"
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: FermiDirac on February 14, 2015, 01:43:06 AM
Isn't that how every relationship is started?

Telling them and explaining to them about Goodrum. That's how you get interest and then get together.


I once went to a public library and saw a hot one there, and my icebreaker was "Hey, i know Goodrum!"

Casually mentioning Caliber Finance over a formal business dinner is also a great way of bonding with potential customers.
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: calfzilla on February 14, 2015, 01:55:44 AM
Casually mentioning Caliber Finance over a formal business dinner is also a great way of bonding with potential customers.

Yes, casually mention you know the owner of caliber fitness in a business meeting and watch executives shit their pants.
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 14, 2015, 02:00:53 AM
Isn't that how every relationship is started?

Telling them and explaining to them about Goodrum. That's how you get interest and then get together.


I once went to a public library and saw a hot one there, and my icebreaker was "Hey, i know Goodrum!"

no, kwonnie-boy. That would be how to END all relationships!  :D
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 14, 2015, 02:04:50 AM
no, kwonnie-boy. That would be how to END all relationships!  :D


 :D ;D
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: devilsmile on February 14, 2015, 02:45:26 AM
so I only have 10 minutes to decide which of all the new Getbig threads I want to read in the limited time I have available.

Do you know this horrible feeling?

I know how you feel... my girlfriend wants to be with me all the time. It's painful. And to think "I fell for her" 5 months ago seems illogical. Even though I do think about her, but sometimes I feel like I think about her because it's a duty.

All of my relationships have been the same way. After the ecstacy fades away, I get bored, and then it's together/break up/together/break up/together/break up, and jerking off becomes magical. And any other woman seems like a 10. I can only imagine what's it like to be with someone for the rest of your life.

I have the possibility to cheat. My ex, who I didn't desire at the end called me and asked about my well being and wanted to hook up, I got an instant boner. But I know if I cheat I feel bad when I look at my gf in the eyes. Relationships are garbage, it puts down your fire.
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: da_vinci on February 14, 2015, 03:23:02 AM
I know how you feel... my girlfriend wants to be with me all the time. It's painful. And to think "I fell for her" 5 months ago seems illogical. Even though I do think about her, but sometimes I feel like I think about her because it's a duty.

All of my relationships have been the same way. After the ecstacy fades away, I get bored, and then it's together/break up/together/break up/together/break up, and jerking off becomes magical. And any other woman seems like a 10. I can only imagine what's it like to be with someone for the rest of your life.

I have the possibility to cheat. My ex, who I didn't desire at the end called me and asked about my well being and wanted to hook up, I got an instant boner. But I know if I cheat I feel bad when I look at my gf in the eyes. Relationships are garbage, it puts down your fire.

Relapthionships are for sociopaths.


 ::)
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: devilsmile on February 14, 2015, 03:35:20 AM
Relapthionships are for sociopaths.


 ::)

lol the infamous "antisocial personality disorder", what a joke. Your company bores the hell out of me, I can't socialise with people who buy tickets to madonna concerts and talk about it the next day  ::)


Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 14, 2015, 03:38:34 AM
I know how you feel... my girlfriend wants to be with me all the time. It's painful. And to think "I fell for her" 5 months ago seems illogical. Even though I do think about her, but sometimes I feel like I think about her because it's a duty.

All of my relationships have been the same way. After the ecstacy fades away, I get bored, and then it's together/break up/together/break up/together/break up, and jerking off becomes magical. And any other woman seems like a 10. I can only imagine what's it like to be with someone for the rest of your life.

I have the possibility to cheat. My ex, who I didn't desire at the end called me and asked about my well being and wanted to hook up, I got an instant boner. But I know if I cheat I feel bad when I look at my gf in the eyes. Relationships are garbage, it puts down your fire.

I am really in love with my girlfriend, but I still need my daily fix of Getbig. xoxo
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: devilsmile on February 14, 2015, 03:42:33 AM
I am really in love with my girlfriend, but I still need my daily fix of Getbig. xoxo

I love my gf but I'm not in love with her. That fire burned out months ago, but it feels like it's been years. Last time we fucked was maybe 3 weeks ago.



Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: SF1900 on February 14, 2015, 03:48:52 AM
I love my gf but I'm not in love with her. That fire burned out months ago, but it feels like it's been years. Last time we fucked was maybe 3 weeks ago.





Feelings are sometimes tough, little emo boy.
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 14, 2015, 03:53:19 AM
However, my girlfriend thought it was a bit strange that she saw my gym tanktop with my custom print on it:

Caliber Fitness Athlete
- relax, it is just safety
fat!
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: devilsmile on February 14, 2015, 03:58:31 AM
However, my girlfriend thought it was a bit strange that she saw my gym tanktop with my custom print on it:

Caliber Fitness Athlete
- relax, it is just safety
fat!

 at least my gf would've understood it right away. She loves gym culture humor.
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: IronMeister on February 14, 2015, 03:59:38 AM
My girlfreind saw  one of junior's toys he sent me last week...

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-black-realistic-male-full-silicone-sex-doll-for-women-or-men-gay-toys-products/2037903999.html (http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-black-realistic-male-full-silicone-sex-doll-for-women-or-men-gay-toys-products/2037903999.html)

Now I am single again ...thanks junior  :-\
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: da_vinci on February 14, 2015, 03:59:43 AM
What gf? You are all homos here!
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: devilsmile on February 14, 2015, 04:01:54 AM
My girlfreind saw  one of junior's toys he sent me last week...

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-black-realistic-male-full-silicone-sex-doll-for-women-or-men-gay-toys-products/2037903999.html (http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-black-realistic-male-full-silicone-sex-doll-for-women-or-men-gay-toys-products/2037903999.html)

Now I am single again ...thanks junior  :-\

my gf would've loved to try that out if she found out about it.
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 14, 2015, 04:06:11 AM
My girlfreind saw  one of junior's toys he sent me last week...

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-black-realistic-male-full-silicone-sex-doll-for-women-or-men-gay-toys-products/2037903999.html (http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-black-realistic-male-full-silicone-sex-doll-for-women-or-men-gay-toys-products/2037903999.html)

Now I am single again ...thanks junior  :-\

what a nice toy. You can just attach a picture of Wiggs' or Goodrum's face on top of it.  ;D
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 14, 2015, 04:47:38 AM
what a nice toy. You can just attach a picture of Wiggs' or Goodrum's face on top of it.  ;D

 :D ;D
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: devilsmile on February 14, 2015, 04:49:11 AM
what a nice toy. You can just attach a picture of Wiggs' or Goodrum's face on top of it.  ;D

for me it would be groink or skorpio, they are so handsome, any mans wet dreams
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 14, 2015, 04:51:09 AM
for me it would be groink or skorpio, they are so handsome, any mans wet dreams

LOL Groink isn't black :D
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: devilsmile on February 14, 2015, 05:32:36 AM
LOL Groink isn't black :D

I don't CARE, ok  >:(
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: Sokolsky on February 14, 2015, 05:33:58 AM
LOL Groink isn't black :D

He might be, the man knows how to work his lighting and pictor angles. no homo
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: King Shizzo on February 14, 2015, 05:46:39 AM
So instead of picking a thread to read, you create one instead.

Brilliant.
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: _bruce_ on February 14, 2015, 06:06:18 AM
I think there's a ladyboy thread somewhere on getbig which may toughen you up for what's coming.
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: Grape Ape on February 14, 2015, 07:05:42 AM
And to think "I fell for her" 5 months ago seems illogical.

I love my gf but I'm not in love with her. That fire burned out months ago, but it feels like it's been years.

"Fell for her" 5 months ago, fire burned out months ago.

I hope you enjoyed those magic two weeks when all was grand.

Perhaps this isn't the right one....
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: Hulkotron on February 15, 2015, 08:29:44 AM
Dude, if your gf takes "her" shower in ONLY 10 min., she probably is a dude  :-\

Spot on lol
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: devilsmile on February 15, 2015, 08:43:35 AM
"Fell for her" 5 months ago, fire burned out months ago.

I hope you enjoyed those magic two weeks when all was grand.

Perhaps this isn't the right one....

according to the studies of the highest societies, 5 months falls in to 'practising' category in relationships.

Everything is also relative and everyone's an individual. I lose interest to most women if I'm with them 24/7 and bang it out with them all the time, it become a routine, then it ends. Then the break up comes, and after awhile, lets say if I'm without a girl for months, I start to remember how lucky I was to have her again. Untill I go crazy with a new girl.

Obviously,  you hate females.
The first step  is being able to admit to yourself who you are.THEN come out of the closet and be loud and proud of it .

So you assume I hate women if I get bored of the same pussy? You've been married 4 times, you must really love women  ::)

Actually, I talked with my ex on the phone about a week ago, we talked about this issue. She agreed with me. At the end, people become sex recycle bins. Old bus passes you, new bus comes to pick you up, another one again in a next stop, then the first bus that passed you picks you up again. She agreed with me. She said it's easyer to be single, and have sex with anyone without a guilt, and occationally it's fun to replay he ecstay with your ex.

Explain to me again how I hate women? Yes in the pass I hated them, but just beause one gets bored to death, lol, proves nothing of the sort. I shouldn't even take your comment seriously, your life is a mirrage marathon  :D
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: wikkedonez on February 15, 2015, 08:47:43 AM
Isn't 10 minutes enough time
to "rub one out"?.....a REALLY get bigger
would get in the shower with her..
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on February 15, 2015, 08:52:44 AM
so I only have 10 minutes to decide which of all the new Getbig threads I want to read in the limited time I have available.

Do you know this horrible feeling?

Pics or THE BEEF calls bullshit

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
Post by: Walter Sobchak on February 15, 2015, 09:17:10 AM
High quality thread.