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Girlfriend is in the shower...
« on: February 14, 2015, 12:37:32 AM »
so I only have 10 minutes to decide which of all the new Getbig threads I want to read in the limited time I have available.

Do you know this horrible feeling?

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2015, 12:58:04 AM »
Dude, if your gf takes "her" shower in ONLY 10 min., she probably is a dude  :-\

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2015, 01:16:47 AM »
Bäthröm pic or I call büllshit!

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2015, 01:23:03 AM »
Have you explained Goodrum to her?

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2015, 01:30:50 AM »
Have you explained Goodrum to her?

Isn't that how every relationship is started?

Telling them and explaining to them about Goodrum. That's how you get interest and then get together.


I once went to a public library and saw a hot one there, and my icebreaker was "Hey, i know Goodrum!"

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2015, 01:43:06 AM »
Isn't that how every relationship is started?

Telling them and explaining to them about Goodrum. That's how you get interest and then get together.


I once went to a public library and saw a hot one there, and my icebreaker was "Hey, i know Goodrum!"

Casually mentioning Caliber Finance over a formal business dinner is also a great way of bonding with potential customers.

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2015, 01:55:44 AM »
Casually mentioning Caliber Finance over a formal business dinner is also a great way of bonding with potential customers.

Yes, casually mention you know the owner of caliber fitness in a business meeting and watch executives shit their pants.

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2015, 02:00:53 AM »
Isn't that how every relationship is started?

Telling them and explaining to them about Goodrum. That's how you get interest and then get together.


I once went to a public library and saw a hot one there, and my icebreaker was "Hey, i know Goodrum!"

no, kwonnie-boy. That would be how to END all relationships!  :D

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2015, 02:04:50 AM »
no, kwonnie-boy. That would be how to END all relationships!  :D


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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2015, 02:45:26 AM »
so I only have 10 minutes to decide which of all the new Getbig threads I want to read in the limited time I have available.

Do you know this horrible feeling?

I know how you feel... my girlfriend wants to be with me all the time. It's painful. And to think "I fell for her" 5 months ago seems illogical. Even though I do think about her, but sometimes I feel like I think about her because it's a duty.

All of my relationships have been the same way. After the ecstacy fades away, I get bored, and then it's together/break up/together/break up/together/break up, and jerking off becomes magical. And any other woman seems like a 10. I can only imagine what's it like to be with someone for the rest of your life.

I have the possibility to cheat. My ex, who I didn't desire at the end called me and asked about my well being and wanted to hook up, I got an instant boner. But I know if I cheat I feel bad when I look at my gf in the eyes. Relationships are garbage, it puts down your fire.

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2015, 03:23:02 AM »
I know how you feel... my girlfriend wants to be with me all the time. It's painful. And to think "I fell for her" 5 months ago seems illogical. Even though I do think about her, but sometimes I feel like I think about her because it's a duty.

All of my relationships have been the same way. After the ecstacy fades away, I get bored, and then it's together/break up/together/break up/together/break up, and jerking off becomes magical. And any other woman seems like a 10. I can only imagine what's it like to be with someone for the rest of your life.

I have the possibility to cheat. My ex, who I didn't desire at the end called me and asked about my well being and wanted to hook up, I got an instant boner. But I know if I cheat I feel bad when I look at my gf in the eyes. Relationships are garbage, it puts down your fire.

Relapthionships are for sociopaths.


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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2015, 03:35:20 AM »
Relapthionships are for sociopaths.


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lol the infamous "antisocial personality disorder", what a joke. Your company bores the hell out of me, I can't socialise with people who buy tickets to madonna concerts and talk about it the next day  ::)



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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2015, 03:38:34 AM »
I know how you feel... my girlfriend wants to be with me all the time. It's painful. And to think "I fell for her" 5 months ago seems illogical. Even though I do think about her, but sometimes I feel like I think about her because it's a duty.

All of my relationships have been the same way. After the ecstacy fades away, I get bored, and then it's together/break up/together/break up/together/break up, and jerking off becomes magical. And any other woman seems like a 10. I can only imagine what's it like to be with someone for the rest of your life.

I have the possibility to cheat. My ex, who I didn't desire at the end called me and asked about my well being and wanted to hook up, I got an instant boner. But I know if I cheat I feel bad when I look at my gf in the eyes. Relationships are garbage, it puts down your fire.

I am really in love with my girlfriend, but I still need my daily fix of Getbig. xoxo

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2015, 03:42:33 AM »
I am really in love with my girlfriend, but I still need my daily fix of Getbig. xoxo

I love my gf but I'm not in love with her. That fire burned out months ago, but it feels like it's been years. Last time we fucked was maybe 3 weeks ago.




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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2015, 03:48:52 AM »
I love my gf but I'm not in love with her. That fire burned out months ago, but it feels like it's been years. Last time we fucked was maybe 3 weeks ago.





Feelings are sometimes tough, little emo boy.
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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2015, 03:53:19 AM »
However, my girlfriend thought it was a bit strange that she saw my gym tanktop with my custom print on it:

Caliber Fitness Athlete
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fat!

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2015, 03:58:31 AM »
However, my girlfriend thought it was a bit strange that she saw my gym tanktop with my custom print on it:

Caliber Fitness Athlete
- relax, it is just safety
fat!

 at least my gf would've understood it right away. She loves gym culture humor.

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2015, 03:59:38 AM »
My girlfreind saw  one of junior's toys he sent me last week...

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-black-realistic-male-full-silicone-sex-doll-for-women-or-men-gay-toys-products/2037903999.html

Now I am single again ...thanks junior  :-\

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2015, 03:59:43 AM »
What gf? You are all homos here!

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2015, 04:01:54 AM »
My girlfreind saw  one of junior's toys he sent me last week...

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-black-realistic-male-full-silicone-sex-doll-for-women-or-men-gay-toys-products/2037903999.html

Now I am single again ...thanks junior  :-\

my gf would've loved to try that out if she found out about it.

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2015, 04:06:11 AM »
My girlfreind saw  one of junior's toys he sent me last week...

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-black-realistic-male-full-silicone-sex-doll-for-women-or-men-gay-toys-products/2037903999.html

Now I am single again ...thanks junior  :-\

what a nice toy. You can just attach a picture of Wiggs' or Goodrum's face on top of it.  ;D

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2015, 04:47:38 AM »
what a nice toy. You can just attach a picture of Wiggs' or Goodrum's face on top of it.  ;D

 :D ;D

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2015, 04:49:11 AM »
what a nice toy. You can just attach a picture of Wiggs' or Goodrum's face on top of it.  ;D

for me it would be groink or skorpio, they are so handsome, any mans wet dreams

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2015, 04:51:09 AM »
for me it would be groink or skorpio, they are so handsome, any mans wet dreams

LOL Groink isn't black :D

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Re: Girlfriend is in the shower...
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2015, 05:32:36 AM »
LOL Groink isn't black :D

I don't CARE, ok  >:(