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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Army of One on February 27, 2015, 06:10:05 AM
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Only gay if you want it to be
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Poor man has a witchetty grub in his ballsack :-\
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:(
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Nope. Not in a million.
Rimjob is cool, but a device needing to be purchased for the sole purpose of sticking it in man ass is a noooo goooo
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Army of one needs a thread dump.
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I`m a G-Spot finding pussy squirting maw fugga !
Just sayin` !!
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im 99% done with clicking on this guys threads by now
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I'm open-minded, but not open-ended. Sorry.
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Only gay if you want it to be
(http://www.vibrantlifellc.com/images/prostate-massage-animation.gif)
If it didn't feel good folks wouldn't do it.
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Before I even posted in this thread, I said to myself, "10 to 1, Primemuscle posted in this thread." :D :D
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Before I even posted in this thread, I said to myself, "10 to 1, Primemuscle posted in this thread." :D :D
Proud of your accomplishment?
I no longer have a prostate. I could be mistaken, but the sexual stimulation your post refers to requires one still have a prostate gland.
Have all the fun you want with me, I am immune to it. If it makes you feel better to imagine me taking a dick up my poop shoot, have at it. I wonder though where this obsession with me came from and what does it say about you.
You follow me around Getbig like a sick puppy. I don't know what to make of it. Heck, I know I am a hot daddy, but really, get a life.
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Proud of your accomplishment?
Define accomplishment.
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Define accomplishment.
You succeded in starting a thread where you knew I would respond....what does this say about you? Think about that. Do you have the hots for a 70 year old man?
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You succeded in starting a thread where you knew I would respond....what does this say about you? Think about that. Do you have the hots for a 70 year old man?
No-brainer, he's able to predict your actions.
Think about that..
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Proud of your accomplishment?
I no longer have a prostate. I could be mistaken, but the sexual stimulation your post refers to requires one still have a prostate gland.
Have all the fun you want with me, I am immune to it. If it makes you feel better to imagine me taking a dick up my poop shoot, have at it. I wonder though where this obsession with me came from and what does it say about you.
You follow me around Getbig like a sick puppy. I don't know what to make of it. Heck, I know I am a hot daddy, but really, get a life.
Prime, do you define yourself as a bear? Have you ever worn assless chaps? Been to a gloryhole?
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Proud of your accomplishment?
I no longer have a prostate. I could be mistaken, but the sexual stimulation your post refers to requires one still have a prostate gland.
Have all the fun you want with me, I am immune to it. If it makes you feel better to imagine me taking a dick up my poop shoot, have at it. I wonder though where this obsession with me came from and what does it say about you.
You follow me around Getbig like a sick puppy. I don't know what to make of it. Heck, I know I am a hot daddy, but really, get a life.
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Nope. Not in a million.
Rimjob is cool, but a device needing to be purchased for the sole purpose of sticking it in man ass is a noooo goooo
Have a woman do it with her finger....
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You succeded in starting a thread where you knew I would respond....what does this say about you? Think about that. Do you have the hots for a 70 year old man?
Amanwithasorebum started this thread, I think you owe the man an apology...
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You succeded in starting a thread where you knew I would respond....what does this say about you? Think about that. Do you have the hots for a 70 year old man?
I didn't start the thread, genius. Army Of One did.
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No-brainer, he's able to predict your actions.
Think about that..
Exactly. Based on primemuscles posting history, its obvious where he shows up. He always showed up in all the tbombz threads. ;D ;D
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Prime, do you define yourself as a bear? Have you ever worn assless chaps? Been to a gloryhole?
No, no and yes.
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No, no and yes.
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KuuktJh6c8I/T7yUjp9e_aI/AAAAAAAABOY/sLHmTr9Mwdc/s1600/misfits.gif)
haha, that GIF is hilarious, especially in response to Primemuscles posts. Gloryhole. :-X :-X
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No, no and yes.
Were you not worried what lurked behind the wall?
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No, no and yes.
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No, no and yes.
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is this a recent pic?
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is this a recent pic?
Yes.
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obligatory
moving past the whole (hole) getting banged in the keister part i wonder how it would effect your relationship with the role reversal. would she start to take a more dominate role inside and outside of the bedroom, which could lead you to feeling like the women(not to be sterotypical) but no longer being looked at as the strong manley leader but she sees you as weak and fem like?
its one thing to have her tickle your prostate when the mood is right while getting a hummer with a hand full of tit and another thing all together to have her jackrabbit your anus with rubber man meat...next thing you know your pre sex ritual includes you sucking on it and before long you look over and some other greasy dude is pumping you on the bed while your girl watches accross the room and nobody wants to be like Migs(sorry man ;D...)
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Yes.
looking good man
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(http://www.boxturtlebulletin.com/btb/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/InsidePhotoPurplePamphlet1.png).
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Yes.
you look leaner in the face
props
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looking good man
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looking good man
He looks like he could star in a kung fu movie
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Seriously though, you would be surprised how cutting out the alcohol has helped. I was literally poisoning myself to death slowly.
Right before I quit, I was right around 270. Now I am somewhere between 245 and 250.
The lethargy, and the empty calories from alcoholic beverages are brutal.
The Shizzo era from 2012 to Oct of 2014 was 75% alcohol fueled.
I am sure many of you have noticed the difference.
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Seriously though, you would be surprised how cutting out the alcohol has helped. I was literally poisoning myself to death slowly.
Right before I quit, I was right around 270. Now I am somewhere between 245 and 250.
The lethargy, and the empty calories from alcoholic beverages are brutal.
The Shizzo era from 2012 to Oct of 2014 was 75% alcohol fueled.
I am sure many of you have noticed the difference.
No, youre still pretty much the same, just not as heavy.
But at least you quit killing yourself slowly.
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No, youre still pretty much the same, just not as heavy.
But at least you quit killing yourself slowly.
Lol :D
I've noticed a change shizzo. You still suck but not as much as before... JK. Keep up the good work :)
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No, youre still pretty much the same, just not as heavy.
But at least you quit killing yourself slowly.
So are you suggesting that I am a less amplified, sarcastic asshole?
Thanks :-*
I drank because I liked the feeling, and it was fun (during the buzz) which then became a habit, which then started to spiral into addiction.
After 4 months I still think about it, but the physical urge to physically pick up a drink isn't bad at all.
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Lol :D
I've noticed a change shizzo. You still suck but not as much as before... JK. Keep up the good work :)
Agreed. He has stepped it down a notch. He still has his moments, but fewer and far between.
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So are you suggesting that I am a less amplified, sarcastic asshole?
Thanks :-*
I drank because I like the feeling, and it was fun (during the buzz) which then became a habit, which then started to spiral into addiction.
After 4 months I still think about it, but the physical urge to physically pick up a drink isn't bad at all.
You should go out and celebrate.
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So are you suggesting that I am a less amplified, sarcastic asshole?
Thanks :-*
I drank because I like the feeling, and it was fun (during the buzz) which then became a habit, which then started to spiral into addiction.
After 4 months I still think about it, but the physical urge to physically pick up a drink isn't bad at all.
Yes, less amplified, but the annoying, begging for attention is still somewhat there, just to a lesser degree.
Ive never been a drinker. Never understood the appeal.
My aunt is pretty much a raging alcoholic. She drink like 3-5 budweisers with her breaksfast at 5am, and will polish off a bottle of a liquor a day (or something along those lines). How she is not dead yet is a miracle.
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You should go out and celebrate.
Mind Blown.
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Shizzos g spot is property of the Patriots
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When you start craving objects "inside"....I have bad news for you.
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Shizzos g spot is property of the Patriots
I would enjoy playing catch with Brady.
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No, no and yes.
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Seriously though, you would be surprised how cutting out the alcohol has helped. I was literally poisoning myself to death slowly.
Right before I quit, I was right around 270. Now I am somewhere between 245 and 250.
The lethargy, and the empty calories from alcoholic beverages are brutal.
The Shizzo era from 2012 to Oct of 2014 was 75% alcohol fueled.
I am sure many of you have noticed the difference.
Good, you look better. Are you training at all?
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author=Ronnie Rep link=topic=566019.msg7960769#msg7960769 date=142522419
Good, you look better. Are you training at all?
I have been playing football on the weekends, but I will get into training soon.
I weighed myself this morning and I was 245.
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is this a recent pic?
He looks like shit doesn`t he? :D
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He looks like shit doesn`t he? :D
Ill shut off your oxygen mask old man. :D
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He looks like shit doesn`t he? :D
HA :D He looks shit but slightly leaner. At least he's not posting about posting.
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He looks like shit doesn`t he? :D
C'mon be nice for the Shiz, he's good people
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HA :D He looks shit but slightly leaner. At least he's not posting about posting.
I'll take the high road with you. You get piled on enough here as it is.
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I'll take the high road with you. You get piled on enough here as it is.
Nothing I can't handle.
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Nothing I can't handle.
She admitted it!
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She admitted it!
Shitzo acts as though I will fall apart from his lame posts about me. ::)
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Shitzo acts as though I will fall apart from his lame posts about me. ::)
I have just been keeping up with my end of the bargain.
I said I would leave you alone. Feel free to continue to show your true colors.
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I have just been keeping up with my end of the bargain.
I said I would leave you alone. Feel free to continue to show your true colors.
There is no bargain dickhead. This is getbig.
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Shizzo must be a pretty big guy. Since he doesn't appear very muscular, his current weight is considerable unless he is very tall and big boned.
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Shizzo must be a pretty big guy. Since he doesn't appear very muscular, his current weight is considerable unless he is very tall and big boned.
No such thing as big boned. Shitzo is obese but at least he is losing bodyfat. I give him alot of shit on here however I am pleased to see that he stopped drinking and is looking healthier and happier.
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No such thing as big boned. Shitzo is obese but at least he is losing bodyfat. I give him alot of shit on here however I am pleased to see that he stopped drinking and is looking healthier and happier.
he is 245 lbs of awesome now
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Shizzo must be a pretty big guy. Since he doesn't appear very muscular, his current weight is considerable unless he is very tall and big boned.
Outed...er, uh, nevermind. ;D
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he is 245 lbs of awesome now
He is obese but at least he has nipped it in the bud so that we won't see him on the tv show about 600 pound bedridden people.
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No such thing as big boned. Shitzo is obese but at least he is losing bodyfat. I give him alot of shit on here however I am pleased to see that he stopped drinking and is looking healthier and happier.
I am not obese. Do you know what obese looks like?
You cant go by BMI standards, cause 99% of bodybuilders fall into the obese category.
My physique is primed for a Viking raid.
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I am not obese. Do you know what obese looks like?
You cant go by BMI standards, cause 99% of bodybuilders fall into the obese category.
My physique is primed for a Viking raid.
By Australian standards you are considered obese. You are not a bodybuilder.
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I am not obese. Do you know what obese looks like?
You cant go by BMI standards, cause 99% of bodybuilders fall into the obese category.
My physique is primed for a Viking raid.
you need to drop to 200 shizz
you are dangerously overweight
i know its hard to admit but its the first step to sorting it
cheers
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you need to drop to 200 shizz
you are dangerously overweight
i know its hard to admit but its the first step to sorting it
cheers
Do you consider 250 pound bodybuilders dangerously overweight too, or does the distended 6pack fool you?
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Do you consider 250 pound bodybuilders dangerously overweight too, or does the distended 6pack fool you?
thats deflecting
if you genuinely think you are in good shape there is no point us debating it
but good luck
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thats deflecting
if you genuinely think you are in good shape there is no point us debating it
but good luck
Never said I was satisfied with the shape I was in, but when did muscle equal health?
People are killing themselves to look better on the outside.
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Never said I was satisfied with the shape I was in, but when did muscle equal health?
People are killing themselves to look better on the outside.
Muscle and fat are not the same.
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Never said I was satisfied with the shape I was in, but when did muscle equal health?
People are killing themselves to look better on the outside.
You are not unhealthy obese. You are however unsightly and generally untidy in appearence. I bet you dress like a lesbian.
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You are not unhealthy obese. You are however unsightly and generally untidy in appearence. I bet you dress like a lesbian.
Thats better ;D
At least you are not spouting stupidity.
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Thats better ;D
At least you are not spouting stupidity.
Have you ever licked a woman's asshole?
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Muscle and fat are not the same.
No shit sherlock. My point was that muscles do not necessarily translate into someone being healthy.
Especially in competitive bodybuilding. Have you also heard that it is unhealthy to be in single digit body fat for extended periods of time?
Everything in moderation is key, but in the vain hobby of bodybuilding, excess is what produces the best results in the mirror.
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Have you ever licked a woman's asshole?
Id rather lick a penny.
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have you ever fucked a womans asshole?
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have you ever fucked a womans asshole?
No desire to. Doesn't do anything for me. Don't even watch anal porn.
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I am not obese. Do you know what obese looks like?
You cant go by BMI standards, cause 99% of bodybuilders fall into the obese category.
My physique is primed for a Viking raid.
You do realize when you first joined getbig that it was a bodybuilding board? And that people on a bodybuilding board usually lift weights. :-\ :-\
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You do realize when you first joined getbig that it was a bodybuilding board? And that people on a bodybuilding board usually lift weights. :-\ :-\
Lol, I have answered this question before. I do enjoy exercise and fitness (lifting weights etc)
I joined this site in 2004, at 22-23 years old, and before that I was on Muscle Mayhem. I remember taking pro hormones and lifting regularly back in those days. I got into good shape back in 2011, when I lost 60+ pounds and was around 175 pounds.
I have lost interest in the bulking up, gaining mass part of lifting over the years (especially as a natural) I want to lean more towards athletic performance/fitness these days.
I am more of a Men's Health guy, than a Flex magazine guy at this point.
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I am more of a Men's Health guy, than a Flex magazine guy at this point.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=516037.0;attach=553185;image)
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I have lost interest in the bulking up
Since when, yesterday?
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=516037.0;attach=553185;image)
I meant when it comes to my mindset jackass :D
Naturals would get better results doing P90x or Insanity workouts, rather than traditional weights and cardio.
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Shizzo turning a thread about massaging the g-spot into a thread about himself. How very bootylike.
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I meant when it comes to my mindset jackass :D
Naturals would get better results doing P90x or Insanity workouts, rather than traditional weights and cardio.
How would you know?
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Wheres all the stories about getbiggers getting their prostates punched?
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How would you know?
Ive tried both.
I bet if you did a two or three month round of those workouts, you would look better than you do now.
It also depends on what type of look you are going for. I'd rather look like Shaun T or Tony Horton, over a bodybuilder.
Functional strength, athleticism, and flexibility.
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Functional strength oh brother.
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Functional strength oh brother.
Have you graduated to the 15 pound dumbells yet? ;)
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Have you graduated to the 15 pound dumbells yet? ;)
Functional strength is important because you never know when you are loading grocery bags in the car and you may need to squat down and perform a kettle bell swing upward thrust to load your bag of Popov vodka and Doritos into your Ford Festiva, oh brother.
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You people need to stop praising trash results,Loosing fat when your obese is fucking easy lmao not like when youre in single digits bf% " i dont want to look like abodybuilder" nah its more like youll NEVER look like one as you know its an impossible goal for you, someone with little to no self control, gives in to cravings etc so you go for the easy goal of trying to look normal which youre even struggling with.
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Ive tried both.
I bet if you did a two or three month round of those workouts, you would look better than you do now.
It also depends on what type of look you are going for. I'd rather look like Shaun T or Tony Horton, over a bodybuilder.
Functional strength, athleticism, and flexibility.
are you trolling ???
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Hey guys look im a slightly smaller blob of shit than i was before check me out im still a blob of shit high five me bro
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You people need to stop praising trash results,Loosing fat when your obese is fucking easy lmao not like when youre in single digits bf% " i dont want to look like abodybuilder" nah its more like youll NEVER look like one as you know its an impossible goal for you, someone with little to no self control, gives in to cravings etc so you go for the easy goal of trying to look normal which youre even struggling with.
Please!!! Why don't you say how it really is first. How many stories do you hear of BBers coming into shows in single digit bodyfat, but had a reputation of having a shit diet? I have heard of plenty.
I am not saying that Bodybuilding doesn't take any dedication, but lets not forget all of the diuretics and "drying agents", on top of everything else these guys take.
My goal isn't to look like a bodybuilder.
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My goal isn't to look like a bodybuilder.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!! :D
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Please!!! Why don't you say how it really is first. How many stories do you hear of BBers coming into shows in single digit bodyfat, but had a reputation of having a shit diet? I have heard of plenty.
I am not saying that Bodybuilding doesn't take any dedication, but lets not forget all of the diuretics and "drying agents", on top of everything else these guys take.
My goal isn't to look like a bodybuilder.
you seem to think you can give people steroid and training advice though
you need to stick to some health easting and some light exercise for more than two minutes
then get on your high horse
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Hey guys look im a slightly smaller blob of shit than i was before check me out im still a blob of shit high five me bro
I posted a pic of my face in this thread, and it went from there.
I never once made a thread to say "Hey look at me, I lost 25 pounds!" I was just responding to questions.
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As chaos said,turns a G-Spot thread into a Shizzle Spot thread. :(
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As chaos said,turns a G-Spot thread into a Shizzle Spot thread. :(
if booty did that this thread would be 15 pages of hate by now
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you seem to think you can give people steroid and training advice though
you need to stick to some health easting and some light exercise for more than two minutes
then get on your high horse
Take an honest look at how this thread progressed, and then tell me I did something wrong.
All I did was answer questions and give my opinion on certain things.
It all started when I was called obese.
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As chaos said,turns a G-Spot thread into a Shizzle Spot thread. :(
Its called active participation. I have been answering people's questions.
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if booty did that this thread would be 15 pages of hate by now
You know it brother!
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Take an honest look at how this thread progressed, and then tell me I did something wrong.
All I did was answer questions and give my opinion on certain things.
It all started when I was called obese.
Roundhouse kick to your throat
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Take an honest look at how this thread progressed, and then tell me I did something wrong.
All I did was answer questions and give my opinion on certain things.
It all started when I was called obese.
im merely statin that your lack of sef awareness is astonishing
but i wish you well in your career as an expert on steroids and natural training
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Its called active participation. I have been answering people's questions.
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;D
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Lol!!! Fuck you guys :D
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Please!!! Why don't you say how it really is first. How many stories do you hear of BBers coming into shows in single digit bodyfat, but had a reputation of having a shit diet? I have heard of plenty.
I am not saying that Bodybuilding doesn't take any dedication, but lets not forget all of the diuretics and "drying agents", on top of everything else these guys take.
My goal isn't to look like a bodybuilder.
How are you not obese?
im saying you cant even achieve a normal body. Youre a loser, the classic pulling excuses out of your ass for your own failures.
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Lol, I have answered this question before. I do enjoy exercise and fitness (lifting weights etc)
I joined this site in 2004, at 22-23 years old, and before that I was on Muscle Mayhem. I remember taking pro hormones and lifting regularly back in those days. I got into good shape back in 2011, when I lost 60+ pounds and was around 175 pounds.
I have lost interest in the bulking up, gaining mass part of lifting over the years (especially as a natural) I want to lean more towards athletic performance/fitness these days.
I am more of a Men's Health guy, than a Flex magazine guy at this point.
Yes, you are definitely more of a Men's Health magazine type of guy. In fact, I see a striking resemblance between your physique and the guy on the cover.
(http://imgmf4.starnow.com/98/2368898_3899644.jpg)
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How are you not obese?
im saying you cant even achieve a normal body. Youre a loser, the classic pulling excuses out of your ass for your own failures.
What standards are you using? I like to use the old fashioned eye test. The latest pic I posted is not of an obese person.
If we are going by normal BMI standards, then almost all bodybuilders are obese.
Hippolito is obese. Keith was obese.
I don't even consider myself fat by normal standards, out of shape for sure, but not fat.
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What standards are you using? I like to use the old fashioned eye test. The latest pic I posted is not of an obese person.
If we are going by normal BMI standards, then almost all bodybuilders are obese.
Hippolito is obese. Keith was obese.
I don't even consider myself fat by normal standards, out of shape for sure, but not fat.
you are at least 30 percent body fat
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Roundhouse kick to your throat
x2
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you need to drop to 200 shizz
you are dangerously overweight
i know its hard to admit but its the first step to sorting it
cheers
Quoted for truth. 240lbs at just 30% body fat is 72lbs of fat. Cutting to just 15% fat is losing 36 pounds of fat bringing you to a body weight of 204lbs and you won't even be ripped at that weight just healthy.
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"Hoopty" ride
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What is this G spot you all speak of?
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no devices required in the rectum here
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no devices required in the rectum here
http://i.imgur.com/V3d2DJ5.gif
http://i.imgur.com/bKyXqO0.gif
LOL epic gifs
Isn't that Henrietta Ballzack, the great great granddaughter of Honoré de Balzac?