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Title: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: el numero uno on April 18, 2015, 05:04:51 PM
At gunpoint... he asked me for exactly 10 dollars, after I lend him the money he asked for 10 more dollars, after giving him a total of $ 20 he left. The shape of my phone shined trough my pants and he touched the phone but forgot to ask for it I guess. ??? I had $ 100 in my pocket, so I still was left with $ 80, and my phone.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Royalty on April 18, 2015, 05:11:03 PM
At gunpoint... he asked me for exactly 10 dollars, after I lend him the money he asked for 10 more dollars, after giving him a total of $ 20 he left. The shape of my phone shined trough my pants and he touched the phone but forgot to ask for it I guess. ??? I had $ 100 in my pocket, so I still was left with $ 80, and my phone.

Crack
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Schmoff on April 18, 2015, 05:12:46 PM
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Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Walter Sobchak on April 18, 2015, 05:16:45 PM
At gunpoint... he asked me for exactly 10 dollars, after I lend him the money he asked for 10 more dollars, after giving him a total of $ 20 he left. The shape of my phone shined trough my pants and he touched the phone but forgot to ask for it I guess. ??? I had $ 100 in my pocket, so I still was left with $ 80, and my phone.

George Zimmerman will never tell a pussy story like this.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Master P on April 18, 2015, 05:19:41 PM
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It's time you become someone else ...
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: el numero uno on April 18, 2015, 05:23:13 PM
George Zimmerman will never tell a pussy story like this.

Lol, after he run away a witness told me "man you should've attacked him". Yeah right, I should have attack an armed idiot with my gf next to me.  ::) Hey, I lost $ 20 (lol) but I'm fine.  :)
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Master P on April 18, 2015, 05:32:04 PM
Lol, after he run away a witness told me "man you should've attacked him". Yeah right, I should have attack an armed idiot with my gf next to me.  ::) Hey, I lost $ 20 (lol) but I'm fine.  :)

Are you at least gonna return to the scene of the crime to bait him again to steal, then kill him???
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: calfzilla on April 18, 2015, 05:42:46 PM
Does this change your opinion on Hebrews in general?
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: tommywishbone on April 18, 2015, 05:46:57 PM
I'm confused.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: TheShape. on April 18, 2015, 05:51:25 PM
Even if I had a concealed carry, for $20 I wouldn't shoot someone over that.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Royalty on April 18, 2015, 05:52:29 PM
I'm confused.

Wiggs said that Hebrews are black.

So an armed black assailant made off with EL Número Uno's $20 today.

That's armed robbery. A felony.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Royalty on April 18, 2015, 05:54:21 PM
Even if I had a concealed carry, for $20 I wouldn't shoot someone over that.

Just curious...

What amount of money would make you fire your weapon?
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: el numero uno on April 18, 2015, 05:55:22 PM
Does this change your opinion on Hebrews in general?

I'm not pro hebrews nor anti hebrews. However I hope the POS who robbed me die in a fire.

I'm confused.

Me too.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Rambone on April 18, 2015, 05:57:41 PM
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Should've given him one of these
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: TheShape. on April 18, 2015, 05:59:33 PM
Just curious...

What amount of money would make you fire your weapon?
Putting my life or a loved one in immediate danger.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: pedro01 on April 18, 2015, 06:00:17 PM
My wife came back sobbing one day - she'd been to get coffees on a Sunday morning and some guy on a motorbike had pointed a gun at her and she had to hand over her cash.

She didn't actually see the gun - it was in his jacket pointing at her.

Robbed at finger point.  ::)

We actually went out to find the guy (armed with more than a finger) - he may have still been working the area. Never did find him but I sure would have liked to give the guy a kick in the pants for making me fetch my own coffee after that.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Schmoff on April 18, 2015, 06:01:32 PM
My wife came back sobbing one day - she'd been to get coffees on a Sunday morning and some guy on a motorbike pointed a gun at her and she had to hand over her cash.

She didn't actually see the gun - it was in his jacket pointing at her.

Robbed at finger point.  ::)

We actually went out to find the guy (armed with more than a finger) - he may have still been working the area. Never did find him but I sure would have liked to give the guy a kick in the pants for making me fetch my own coffee after that.

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Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: calfzilla on April 18, 2015, 06:16:09 PM
Maybe the hebrew did steal el número unos iPhone and is now posting with his getbig account  :o
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: ritch on April 18, 2015, 06:17:37 PM
bah, $20 is more like a donation...
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Master P on April 18, 2015, 06:21:57 PM
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Should've given him one of these

I wish there was a Charles Bronson in every town
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: calfzilla on April 18, 2015, 06:42:57 PM
Hebrew was pretty dumb. Instead of saying give me all yo money, he asked for $10 at a time and quit after 20 bucks. Hell even Ferrigno gets more than that.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on April 18, 2015, 06:47:11 PM
if it makes you feel any better he'll likely be dead or in jail very soon.  your life is easily 100x better to begin with.

also, where do you live? 
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: calfzilla on April 18, 2015, 06:56:37 PM
Outed because if you had any muscles he would have skipped you and chosen another victim.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: el numero uno on April 18, 2015, 07:06:46 PM
Hebrew was pretty dumb. Instead of saying give me all yo money, he asked for $10 at a time and quit after 20 bucks. Hell even Ferrigno gets more than that.

Yep. I wonder if he realized he forgot the phone and the fact that I was more likely carrying more money.

if it makes you feel any better he'll likely be dead or in jail very soon.  your life is easily 100x better to begin with.

also, where do you live?  

Ecuador

Outed because if you had any muscles he would have skipped you and chosen another victim.

 ;D
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: The Scott on April 18, 2015, 07:11:15 PM
You should've carried your money in a book.  Because as Chris Rock says, "Books are Kryptonite to a Hebrew!"
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on April 18, 2015, 07:45:33 PM
Ecuador

Not a lot of gun rights in Ecuador?  I would assume not.

Not a lot in my US state either.  Maybe in the next few years. 

Putting a drugged out thug out of this world would be a satisfying thing assuming I don't get Zimmermanned or Wilsoned.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: el numero uno on April 18, 2015, 07:57:15 PM
Not a lot of gun rights in Ecuador?  I would assume not.

Not a lot in my US state either.  Maybe in the next few years. 

Putting a drugged out thug out of this world would be a satisfying thing assuming I don't get Zimmermanned or Wilsoned.

Since 2009 it is illegal to carry guns, however crime rates haven't changed in the slightest.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: SF1900 on April 18, 2015, 08:16:10 PM
Sorry to hear about your experience el numero uno. I hope you have someone to talk to if you feel uneasy!
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: el numero uno on April 18, 2015, 08:27:57 PM
Sorry to hear about your experience el numero uno. I hope you have someone to talk to if you feel uneasy!

Thanks bro. It's not a big deal really, I mean, yeah I feel some rage for being pointed with a gun, but that's it. My gf however was really scared.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on April 18, 2015, 08:58:13 PM
Since 2009 it is illegal to carry guns, however crime rates haven't changed in the slightest.

Glad you can now see why Americans don't want to give them up.  Come to America.  If you are robbed you can at least try to shoot back!!  lol.

Seriously, though, glad you got away safe.  Hopefully the 'trash' takes itself out soon.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Primemuscle on April 18, 2015, 09:44:06 PM
At gunpoint... he asked me for exactly 10 dollars, after I lend him the money he asked for 10 more dollars, after giving him a total of $ 20 he left. The shape of my phone shined trough my pants and he touched the phone but forgot to ask for it I guess. ??? I had $ 100 in my pocket, so I still was left with $ 80, and my phone.

A traumatic experience like this can be life changing if you let it. It's certainly too bad this happened, but you and your gal are alive and well, no amount of cash or phones are worth risking this. You are a smart man to have handled this as you did.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Mawse on April 18, 2015, 10:57:57 PM
Glad you can now see why Americans don't want to give them up.  Come to America.  If you are robbed you can at least try to shoot back!!  lol.

Seriously, though, glad you got away safe.  Hopefully the 'trash' takes itself out soon.

even assuming you're Sean Penn or Diane Frankenstein and can actually get a CCW in my area, by the time you're being robbed at gunpoint by a brew it's much too late to use your own gun  :-\

CCW is only going to help if you've got the observation skills of a SF and never let your guard down, or carry 2 bags of groceries, or go out with your wife and kids etc

a BIG aggressive dog or 2 is much better and brews are generally terrified of big black dogs
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Primemuscle on April 18, 2015, 11:17:34 PM
even assuming you're Sean Penn or Diane Frankenstein and can actually get a CCW in my area, by the time you're being robbed at gunpoint by a brew it's much too late to use your own gun  :-\

CCW is only going to help if you've got the observation skills of a SF and never let your guard down, or carry 2 bags of groceries, or go out with your wife and kids etc

a BIG aggressive dog or 2 is much better and brews are generally terrified of big black dogs

And Great Danes.  Actually most people who are up to no good are afraid of large dogs. Dogs know instinctively what people are about and act accordingly. Nobody is going to rob our house, we have four dogs which sound very fierce whenever anyone comes to the door. If the dogs don't trust the folks, neither do I.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Teutonic Knight on April 19, 2015, 12:08:09 AM
Wiggz black Jeezuuss will get your money back   ;)

Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Henda on April 19, 2015, 12:24:14 AM
Hebrew was pretty dumb. Instead of saying give me all yo money, he asked for $10 at a time and quit after 20 bucks. Hell even Ferrigno gets more than that.

20 dollars to your average Hebrew is an absolute fortune, probably bragged to his 'bros' down at the crack house about how he robbed some rich white guy
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Primemuscle on April 19, 2015, 12:29:36 AM
20 dollars to your average Hebrew is an absolute fortune, probably bragged to his 'bros' down at the crack house about how he robbed some rich white guy

Is $20 a fortune to your average crack head? I suspect not.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: ritch on April 19, 2015, 12:41:51 AM
And Great Danes.  Actually most people who are up to no good are afraid of large dogs. Dogs know instinctively what people are about and act accordingly. Nobody is going to rob our house, we have four dogs which sound very fierce whenever anyone comes to the door. If the dogs don't trust the folks, neither do I.

Is that your way of saying your neighbours have a man who's dogs bark very loudly when someone comes to your door, lol???
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Henda on April 19, 2015, 12:46:05 AM
Is $20 a fortune to your average crack head? I suspect not.

I highly doubt they ever walk around with much more than that in there pocket on a regular basis, most drug addicts I know go about bumming small amounts of cash at a time and never have a full wallet
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: BB on April 19, 2015, 12:55:38 AM
Is $20 a fortune to your average crack head? I suspect not.

I'm sure he was happy about it though, it will keep him steady for a few hours. Here in the States, that's an average street level sale.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: thegamechanger on April 19, 2015, 01:48:00 AM
a lot of people have been robbed outta 20 dollars.
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Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: _bruce_ on April 19, 2015, 02:15:37 AM
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It's time you become someone else ...

Part one was fantastic.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: latiuss on April 19, 2015, 02:19:53 AM
He got robbed by the black lou ferringo
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: TheShape. on April 19, 2015, 04:23:07 AM
a lot of people have been robbed outta 20 dollars.
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He's probably still mad someone stole his triceps.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 19, 2015, 04:26:35 AM
At gunpoint... he asked me for exactly 10 dollars, after I lend him the money he asked for 10 more dollars, after giving him a total of $ 20 he left. The shape of my phone shined trough my pants and he touched the phone but forgot to ask for it I guess. ??? I had $ 100 in my pocket, so I still was left with $ 80, and my phone.

you should have told him that you interact with hebrews here on Getbig. That might have changed the robber's mind.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: _aj_ on April 19, 2015, 09:00:06 AM
Not a lot of gun rights in Ecuador?  I would assume not.

Not a lot in my US state either.  Maybe in the next few years. 

Putting a drugged out thug out of this world would be a satisfying thing assuming I don't get Zimmermanned or Wilsoned.

What state are you in? Up here in NH, we all walk around carrying openly.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: dr.chimps on April 19, 2015, 09:37:47 AM
Believability: 0%
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Tapeworm on April 19, 2015, 11:14:57 AM
He's from Caracas.  The telling of a tall tale is a proud local tradition.  Una historia delamplanicadica de las copas.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on April 19, 2015, 11:20:21 AM
What state are you in? Up here in NH, we all walk around carrying openly.

people's democratic republik of maryland.

le sigh. 
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: ritch on April 19, 2015, 11:27:54 AM
As mentioned, to get attacked by a junkie, you gotta be the weakest of weak when it comes to targets.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Skorp1o on April 19, 2015, 11:32:32 AM
You've let getbig's viking superior Ary'ans  down...you probably deserve to be killed off for letting the race down.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: ritch on April 19, 2015, 11:45:24 AM
i'd love to be held up by a junkie. You could literally beat him to death and say he threatened your life and get away with it.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Howard on April 19, 2015, 12:08:58 PM
i'd love to be held up by a junkie. You could literally beat him to death and say he threatened your life and get away with it.

I'm a decent, friendly man, but a street bum, tried to get aggressive begging for money in downtown ATL.
I tried to ignore him and he grabbed by wife on the arm.
I instantly grabbed his arm, pushed it off and backed him against a wall with my finger in his face.
I just kept saying ; " get back, get back, get back..."

He quickly got an attitude adjustment and started to whine ;" I'm sorry big man, I'm sorry"

Right before I turned to walk away I looked him straight in the eye from 12" away and said ; " Don't fuk with me"

I have no patience for street bums.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: ritch on April 19, 2015, 12:14:58 PM
I'm a decent, friendly man, but a street bum, tried to get aggressive begging for money in downtown ATL.
I tried to ignore him and he grabbed by wife on the arm.
I instantly grabbed his arm, pushed it off and backed him against a wall with my finger in his face.
I just kept saying ; " get back, get back, get back..."

He quickly got an attitude adjustment and started to whine ;" I'm sorry big man, I'm sorry"

Right before I turned to walk away I looked him straight in the eye from 12" away and said ; " Don't fuk with me"

I have no patience for street bums.

Gross man, you touched him? I'd kick him like I were gonna kick down a door and watch him go back a good 10 feet while doing all kinds of circus steps to keep his balance, lol!

I was once so gooofed up, I actually shared a joint with this disgusting bum after a party, lol!
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Howard on April 19, 2015, 12:20:11 PM
Gross man, you touched him? I'd kick him like I were gonna kick down a door and watch him go back a good 10 feet while doing all kinds of circus steps to keep his balance, lol!

I was once so gooofed up, I actually shared a joint with this disgusting bum after a party, lol!

I didn't really touch him BUT I backed him to the wall , poking him in the chest and got in his face.
He was shocked at first and then I could see fear in his eyes.

After a Braves game I helped a bum who fell face down in the street. I helped him up and back on to the sidewalk.
He wasn't trying to hurt anyone and was just wasted . Poor bastard, just mumbled thank you and stumbled off.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: ritch on April 19, 2015, 12:27:11 PM
I didn't really touch him BUT I backed him to the wall , poking him in the chest and got in his face.
He was shocked at first and then I could see fear in his eyes.

After a Braves game I helped a bum who fell face down in the street. I helped him up and back on to the sidewalk.
He wasn't trying to hurt anyone and was just wasted . Poor bastard, just mumbled thank you and stumbled off.


Wow, that's very nice of you as I would have walked by. (was doorman a long time, so I took care of my fair share of drunks!)
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: The Scott on April 19, 2015, 12:41:16 PM
...

I have no patience for street bums.

Ummmm...Just so you know and won't make the same unsensitive mistake again.  They prefer to be known as "Free Range Hippies".   ;D
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Parker on April 19, 2015, 12:52:55 PM
And so which did you do first, file a police report or come on here?
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: robcguns on April 19, 2015, 01:56:16 PM
You and thousands of other people
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: LittleJ on April 19, 2015, 02:03:48 PM
You should write a book bro.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Sokolsky on April 19, 2015, 02:06:17 PM
Should've looked him dead in the eye and told him you used to kill motherfuckers like him in the war.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: el numero uno on April 19, 2015, 02:20:55 PM
Lol at the comments  :D.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: BB on April 19, 2015, 02:47:03 PM
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Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Primemuscle on April 19, 2015, 03:46:12 PM
I highly doubt they ever walk around with much more than that in there pocket on a regular basis, most drug addicts I know go about bumming small amounts of cash at a time and never have a full wallet

I can't claim otherwise, since I don't know any drug addicts.
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: Howard on April 19, 2015, 06:19:45 PM
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Future career as a cable TV Preacher
Title: Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 19, 2015, 08:46:54 PM
I'd shoot a Hebrew for fun but for $20 I'd carve him up real nice.