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el numero uno

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I was robbed by a hebrew today
« on: April 18, 2015, 05:04:51 PM »
At gunpoint... he asked me for exactly 10 dollars, after I lend him the money he asked for 10 more dollars, after giving him a total of $ 20 he left. The shape of my phone shined trough my pants and he touched the phone but forgot to ask for it I guess. ??? I had $ 100 in my pocket, so I still was left with $ 80, and my phone.
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2015, 05:11:03 PM »
Quote from: el numero uno on April 18, 2015, 05:04:51 PM
At gunpoint... he asked me for exactly 10 dollars, after I lend him the money he asked for 10 more dollars, after giving him a total of $ 20 he left. The shape of my phone shined trough my pants and he touched the phone but forgot to ask for it I guess. ??? I had $ 100 in my pocket, so I still was left with $ 80, and my phone.

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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2015, 05:12:46 PM »
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2015, 05:16:45 PM »
Quote from: el numero uno on April 18, 2015, 05:04:51 PM
At gunpoint... he asked me for exactly 10 dollars, after I lend him the money he asked for 10 more dollars, after giving him a total of $ 20 he left. The shape of my phone shined trough my pants and he touched the phone but forgot to ask for it I guess. ??? I had $ 100 in my pocket, so I still was left with $ 80, and my phone.

George Zimmerman will never tell a pussy story like this.
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2015, 05:19:41 PM »



It's time you become someone else ...
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el numero uno

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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2015, 05:23:13 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on April 18, 2015, 05:16:45 PM
George Zimmerman will never tell a pussy story like this.

Lol, after he run away a witness told me "man you should've attacked him". Yeah right, I should have attack an armed idiot with my gf next to me.  ::) Hey, I lost $ 20 (lol) but I'm fine.  :)
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2015, 05:32:04 PM »
Quote from: el numero uno on April 18, 2015, 05:23:13 PM
Lol, after he run away a witness told me "man you should've attacked him". Yeah right, I should have attack an armed idiot with my gf next to me.  ::) Hey, I lost $ 20 (lol) but I'm fine.  :)

Are you at least gonna return to the scene of the crime to bait him again to steal, then kill him???
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calfzilla

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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2015, 05:42:46 PM »
Does this change your opinion on Hebrews in general?
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2015, 05:46:57 PM »
I'm confused.
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2015, 05:51:25 PM »
Even if I had a concealed carry, for $20 I wouldn't shoot someone over that.
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2015, 05:52:29 PM »
Quote from: tommywishbone on April 18, 2015, 05:46:57 PM
I'm confused.

Wiggs said that Hebrews are black.

So an armed black assailant made off with EL Número Uno's $20 today.

That's armed robbery. A felony.
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2015, 05:54:21 PM »
Quote from: TheShape. on April 18, 2015, 05:51:25 PM
Even if I had a concealed carry, for $20 I wouldn't shoot someone over that.

Just curious...

What amount of money would make you fire your weapon?
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el numero uno

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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2015, 05:55:22 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on April 18, 2015, 05:42:46 PM
Does this change your opinion on Hebrews in general?

I'm not pro hebrews nor anti hebrews. However I hope the POS who robbed me die in a fire.

Quote from: tommywishbone on April 18, 2015, 05:46:57 PM
I'm confused.

Me too.
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2015, 05:57:41 PM »


Should've given him one of these
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2015, 05:59:33 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on April 18, 2015, 05:54:21 PM
Just curious...

What amount of money would make you fire your weapon?
Putting my life or a loved one in immediate danger.
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pedro01

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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2015, 06:00:17 PM »
My wife came back sobbing one day - she'd been to get coffees on a Sunday morning and some guy on a motorbike had pointed a gun at her and she had to hand over her cash.

She didn't actually see the gun - it was in his jacket pointing at her.

Robbed at finger point.  ::)

We actually went out to find the guy (armed with more than a finger) - he may have still been working the area. Never did find him but I sure would have liked to give the guy a kick in the pants for making me fetch my own coffee after that.
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2015, 06:01:32 PM »
Quote from: pedro01 on April 18, 2015, 06:00:17 PM
My wife came back sobbing one day - she'd been to get coffees on a Sunday morning and some guy on a motorbike pointed a gun at her and she had to hand over her cash.

She didn't actually see the gun - it was in his jacket pointing at her.

Robbed at finger point.  ::)

We actually went out to find the guy (armed with more than a finger) - he may have still been working the area. Never did find him but I sure would have liked to give the guy a kick in the pants for making me fetch my own coffee after that.

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calfzilla

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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2015, 06:16:09 PM »
Maybe the hebrew did steal el número unos iPhone and is now posting with his getbig account  :o
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2015, 06:17:37 PM »
bah, $20 is more like a donation...
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2015, 06:21:57 PM »
Quote from: Rambone on April 18, 2015, 05:57:41 PM


Should've given him one of these

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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2015, 06:42:57 PM »
Hebrew was pretty dumb. Instead of saying give me all yo money, he asked for $10 at a time and quit after 20 bucks. Hell even Ferrigno gets more than that.
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2015, 06:47:11 PM »
if it makes you feel any better he'll likely be dead or in jail very soon.  your life is easily 100x better to begin with.

also, where do you live? 
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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2015, 06:56:37 PM »
Outed because if you had any muscles he would have skipped you and chosen another victim.
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el numero uno

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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2015, 07:06:46 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on April 18, 2015, 06:42:57 PM
Hebrew was pretty dumb. Instead of saying give me all yo money, he asked for $10 at a time and quit after 20 bucks. Hell even Ferrigno gets more than that.

Yep. I wonder if he realized he forgot the phone and the fact that I was more likely carrying more money.

Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on April 18, 2015, 06:47:11 PM
if it makes you feel any better he'll likely be dead or in jail very soon.  your life is easily 100x better to begin with.

also, where do you live?  

Ecuador

Quote from: calfzilla on April 18, 2015, 06:56:37 PM
Outed because if you had any muscles he would have skipped you and chosen another victim.

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Re: I was robbed by a hebrew today
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2015, 07:11:15 PM »
You should've carried your money in a book.  Because as Chris Rock says, "Books are Kryptonite to a Hebrew!"
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