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Title: What Would You Do??
Post by: bigmikecox on April 27, 2015, 12:39:19 PM
Say you meet a nice lady at work or the gym. Now she is no skank, FB looks free of douche bag ex's, nice body (for me that would mean she is a BBW). Now its time to make BMC proud. You get her to your place, smoke some bubba kush and shatter, ya'll feelinig good. You make your way to the bed and about to go RAW, NC and NPO, but before you do, you want to show her your oral skillz!!  So you go down.....slowly, savoring every inch of that sexy belly....you go lower, oooooh, she's bald. SCORE!!!!  Now as you get closer to the promised land you catch a wiff of something not so right...wait, nahhh, it cant be. She is shaved, no hair, it shouldnt be foul.....Now, you are two inches about her little man in the boat, but the smell isnt right....what would a true getbbiger do???????  do you do the deed and hope you dont vomit on her?  Or do you come back up and make up some excuse and smash that smelly thing?
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: SuperTed on April 27, 2015, 12:41:33 PM
Or do you come back up and make up some excuse and smash that smelly thing?

This.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on April 27, 2015, 12:43:38 PM
praise be to allah i've never had this experience.  this story almost made me vomit all by itself. 
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: Simple Simon on April 27, 2015, 12:45:45 PM
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Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: bigmikecox on April 27, 2015, 12:46:57 PM
praise be to allah i've never had this experience.  this story almost made me vomit all by itself. 

Never?????????  My first time on campus in college I hooked up with this asian chick....Wet as all hell, but it wasnt fresh at all :P  However, at the time I was a two minute brotha so I had to do something else to her so she wasnt so disappointed, because once I entered that abyss of order and wetness, (raw I might add) I got MAYBE 8 pumps before....SPLASH!!!!!  Sorry about that...you are just so sexy :-\
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: herefortheglitter on April 27, 2015, 12:47:32 PM
Say you meet a nice lady at work or the gym. Now she is no skank, FB looks free of douche bag ex's, nice body (for me that would mean she is a BBW). Now its time to make BMC proud. You get her to your place, smoke some bubba kush and shatter, ya'll feelinig good. You make your way to the bed and about to go RAW, NC and NPO, but before you do, you want to show her your oral skillz!!  So you go down.....slowly, savoring every inch of that sexy belly....you go lower, oooooh, she's bald. SCORE!!!!  Now as you get closer to the promised land you catch a wiff of something not so right...wait, nahhh, it cant be. She is shaved, no hair, it shouldnt be foul.....Now, you are two inches about her little man in the boat, but the smell isnt right....what would a true getbbiger do???????  do you do the deed and hope you dont vomit on her?  Or do you come back up and make up some excuse and smash that smelly thing?

If she's shaved and stinks, she needs some antibiotics.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: Waller on April 27, 2015, 12:48:20 PM
Never?????????  My first time on campus in college I hooked up with this asian chick....Wet as all hell, but it wasnt fresh at all :P  However, at the time I was a two minute brotha so I had to do something else to her so she wasnt so disappointed, because once I entered that abyss of order and wetness, (raw I might add) I got MAYBE 8 pumps before....SPLASH!!!!!  Sorry about that...you are just so sexy :-\

Hahahaha there's not really much you can say.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: da_vinci on April 27, 2015, 12:50:29 PM
A true getbigger sucks a cock like a champ, smelly or not.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: bigmikecox on April 27, 2015, 12:53:41 PM
A true getbigger sucks a cock like a champ, smelly or not.

RockyIII
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: Henda on April 27, 2015, 01:01:12 PM
Sometimes women can smell down there even if the are very hygienic, just eat her out anyways it's just a bit smell you've pribably smelled far worse at some point, getting lots of your slaver on it helps neutralise it a bit not sure why.
Don't let a bit smell put you off burying your face in the pussy of a whore you have just met.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: bigmikecox on April 27, 2015, 01:06:58 PM
Sometimes women can smell down there even if the are very hygienic, just eat her out anyways it's just a bit smell you've pribably smelled far worse at some point, getting lots of your slaver on it helps neutralise it a bit not sure why.
Don't let a bit smell put you off burying your face in the pussy of a whore you have just met.

My brotha!!!  I like your style!!!
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: SF1900 on April 27, 2015, 01:10:41 PM
There is something that makes me feel really gross to think about BMC sitting in his apartment with a BBW smoking weed, then getting naked.

The images that come into my head are:

A disgusting, messy apartment.
Greasy looking bodies, stinking of grease and fat.
A horrific sweaty smell permeating both of their bodies.
A smoke filled apartment with yellow shades and rug, from all the smoking.
Dirty dishes and ashtrays left all over the place.

Okay, I think I need a shower now.  :-\ :-\
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: residue on April 27, 2015, 01:11:52 PM
coat your tongue with all the spit you can muster and hope you dont taste anything rank
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on April 27, 2015, 01:14:30 PM
Never?????????  My first time on campus in college I hooked up with this asian chick....Wet as all hell, but it wasnt fresh at all :P  However, at the time I was a two minute brotha so I had to do something else to her so she wasnt so disappointed, because once I entered that abyss of order and wetness, (raw I might add) I got MAYBE 8 pumps before....SPLASH!!!!!  Sorry about that...you are just so sexy :-\

i've been with a few that had a questionable odor but not quite as bad as you describe.  i usually bear it and munch the rug anyway in hopes that the favor is returned in spades.  i believe it does help to that effect.

Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: OTHstrong on April 27, 2015, 01:23:50 PM
Say you meet a nice lady at work or the gym. Now she is no skank, FB looks free of douche bag ex's, nice body (for me that would mean she is a BBW). Now its time to make BMC proud. You get her to your place, smoke some bubba kush and shatter, ya'll feelinig good. You make your way to the bed and about to go RAW, NC and NPO, but before you do, you want to show her your oral skillz!!  So you go down.....slowly, savoring every inch of that sexy belly....you go lower, oooooh, she's bald. SCORE!!!!  Now as you get closer to the promised land you catch a wiff of something not so right...wait, nahhh, it cant be. She is shaved, no hair, it shouldnt be foul.....Now, you are two inches about her little man in the boat, but the smell isnt right....what would a true getbbiger do???????  do you do the deed and hope you dont vomit on her?  Or do you come back up and make up some excuse and smash that smelly thing?
dude you will have aids very soon, like tbomz
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: Henda on April 27, 2015, 01:32:04 PM
My brotha!!!  I like your style!!!

I know guys who won't eat the pussy of whores they just met in nightclubs because it's sweaty off being out and dancing all night, I say they are missing out
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: SF1900 on April 27, 2015, 01:32:47 PM
dude you will have aids very soon, like tbomz

X2. What moron does not use a condom? BMC is a dumbass.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: robcguns on April 27, 2015, 01:34:38 PM
Id get up and walk out first smell of foul odor
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 27, 2015, 01:37:09 PM
Yeah gotta hold your breath and stick your fingers in and get a whiff, if it smells come up and just bang and leave enjoying the tuna funk smell on your drive home.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: Dokey111 on April 27, 2015, 02:43:42 PM
don't do it, you'll be going to the doc for pennicillin, strep throat, no fun at all,, trust me
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: oldtimer1 on April 27, 2015, 03:25:12 PM
A healthy girl's pussy should smell like a pussy. If it smells like a dead rat she has an infection. I've been there. Went to bed with the same girl many times when I was in college and then one time something was so horrifically off I nearly puked. She had some kind of infection down there.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: ritch on April 27, 2015, 05:49:43 PM
Could be about pheromones, some are better matched than others.

I would try it again, but this time fresh out of the shower, if still bad, gotta abort.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: Ronnie Rep on April 27, 2015, 06:00:17 PM
Smell is subjective, a musty sex smell is all good. If it smells fishy i'm outa there.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 27, 2015, 06:04:42 PM
If it smells, don't eat it.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: Tedim on April 27, 2015, 06:36:48 PM
Amateurs.....belly button test....if you can smell it at belly button level you work your back up....
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: _aj_ on April 27, 2015, 07:30:22 PM
Amateurs.....belly button test....if you can smell it at belly button level you work your back up....

Pro tip.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: Tapeworm on April 27, 2015, 09:18:38 PM
Wtf.  I thought this guy was supposed to be some sort of horn dog sex fiend, humping anything resembling a hole without a moment's thought.  Suddenly women have to pass some gynecological fitness exam?

Bullshit.  Someone has hacked the BMC account.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: dyslexic on April 27, 2015, 09:58:27 PM
Going down.... big mistake... so early in the game.


She needs to come straight from the shower.. or have insisted on showering.


She could do the breath test herself... and if she doesn't care enough to do that... eeeeewwwwwwwy!


No thanks. I got better things to do with my time than worry.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 28, 2015, 03:53:38 AM
I have to say I'm so disappointed by you BMC.

Pussy smell is like a melody that has to follow you home on your fingers and in your nose, sometimes it's a Vivaldi like minuetto other it's a Metallica guitar solo.

Time to man up 
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: thegamechanger on April 28, 2015, 04:03:04 AM
there's something degrading and unmasculine going down on a woman.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 28, 2015, 04:04:14 AM
there's something degrading and unmasculine going down on a woman.

I hope you're jocking mate it's one of the best things life has to offer
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: thegamechanger on April 28, 2015, 04:09:17 AM
I hope you're jocking mate it's one of the best things life has to offer

if thats the case im disappointed at life, i expected more.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: james_hetfield on April 28, 2015, 07:48:15 AM
The key here is bbw. Tubby broads have stinky choads. Thats the price you pay.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: bigmikecox on April 28, 2015, 10:16:05 AM
I know guys who won't eat the pussy of whores they just met in nightclubs because it's sweaty off being out and dancing all night, I say they are missing out

shit the swear adds flavor :D
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: bigmikecox on April 28, 2015, 10:18:16 AM
X2. What moron does not use a condom? BMC is a dumbass.

Condoms are way overrated...Hit that shit RAW!!!!
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: bigmikecox on April 28, 2015, 10:20:05 AM
Going down.... big mistake... so early in the game.


She needs to come straight from the shower.. or have insisted on showering.


She could do the breath test herself... and if she doesn't care enough to do that... eeeeewwwwwwwy!


No thanks. I got better things to do with my time than worry.

That is the first thing to do!!!  Especially early in the game!!  Gives you a chance to show her your skillz
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: ritch on April 28, 2015, 11:17:04 AM
The key here is bbw. Tubby broads have stinky choads. Thats the price you pay.

Not really, was with my first fat girl ever last year. Pussy tasted real good. I even ate her pussy the next day in the morning after fuckin' that night for the first time and it checked out good.  I even told her a few days after and she was all shy about it, lol...
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: Ronnie Rep on April 28, 2015, 12:08:42 PM
I know guys who won't eat the pussy of whores they just met in nightclubs because it's sweaty off being out and dancing all night, I say they are missing out
Nothing wrong with that , if the girl is normal with no foul odor makes it all that much better.
Title: Re: What Would You Do??
Post by: bigmikecox on April 28, 2015, 12:14:15 PM
Not really, was with my first fat girl ever last year. Pussy tasted real good. I even ate her pussy the next day in the morning after fuckin' that night for the first time and it checked out good.   I even told her a few days after and she was all shy about it, lol...

ROFLMFAO