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Title: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: polychronopolous on May 07, 2015, 09:12:12 AM
Broward County police in Florida are on the lookout for a man armed with a knife, who robbed a nice old lady on an elevator. They have great footage of his face, because he was subsequently stuck on the elevator with her for many awkward minutes after the doors closed behind him.

Why would you rob someone on an elevator?! Isn’t that the worst place to rob someone? You are literally walking into a enclosed metal box with a door that automatically shuts, and unless you know how to John McClane your way out of life, there is no escape. Plus, everyone is awkward on an elevator anyways because there’s no personal space. How do you not feel awkward? This criminal clearly does not understand the laws of society. Or actual laws


Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Waller on May 07, 2015, 09:15:50 AM
Looked like seconds. And he didn't look awkward. What a stupid bit of sensationalism.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Tapeworm on May 07, 2015, 09:24:05 AM
Wearing the shirt inside-out.  This is a thing now?

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Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Rambone on May 07, 2015, 09:41:05 AM
Broward county has gotten pretty seedy the past 10 years.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: G_Thang on May 07, 2015, 10:09:37 AM
robbing an old woman is sad. hope he gets fucked up in jail.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: ritch on May 07, 2015, 10:11:15 AM
time to get pet pitbull...

Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: polychronopolous on May 07, 2015, 10:16:02 AM
Wearing the shirt inside-out.  This is a thing now?

(http://www.writeups.org/img/inset/Marty_McFly_Back_to_the_future_h1.jpg)

Was wearing shades inside considered "an asshole move" back in 1985?
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Tapeworm on May 07, 2015, 10:29:30 AM
Not so long as you were a blind piana playa.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 07, 2015, 10:38:31 AM
Broward county has gotten pretty seedy the past 10 years.
Happened in Lauderhill. When I moved here in 79 Lauderhill was basically all Jewish retirees living in Condo's now it's the Hood.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Rambone on May 07, 2015, 10:54:13 AM
Happened in Lauderhill. When I moved here in 79 Lauderhill was basically all Jewish retirees living in Condo's now it's the Hood.

Actually just found that out because people at the office were talking about it after somebody asked if the Lauderhill mall was safe. Lauderhill is a total shithole now.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: BB on May 07, 2015, 11:12:59 AM
Robber was quoted as saying -

"Aw shit, I didn't know dis motherf'cker was going up. Bitch, you better not fart...." .

Seriously though, that's horrible. His prison time should be nothing but beatings and butt rape.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: 240 is Back on May 07, 2015, 11:21:50 AM
that encounter may have ended much differently should he have rushed into the elevator containing someone with concealed weapons permit. 

moreover, the woman would have had her hands free, eyes up.  She would have seen the sunglass-indoors dude milling arouond the elevator.  she would have never gotten in, and if she had to, she would have had hand on gun.  Preferably, she would have already eyeballed the fcker, and put a knowing hand on hip and smirk on face, and he would just pick on someone else.

She was slipping.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Nails on May 07, 2015, 11:22:24 AM
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Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: kevthekid on May 07, 2015, 11:32:40 AM
Every single weird type of crime
happens in broward county. I'm moving there in July for college with my friend so it's going to be one weird ass year I guess
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: funk51 on May 07, 2015, 11:38:19 AM
Broward County police in Florida are on the lookout for a man armed with a knife, who robbed a nice old lady on an elevator. They have great footage of his face, because he was subsequently stuck on the elevator with her for many awkward minutes after the doors closed behind him.

Why would you rob someone on an elevator?! Isn’t that the worst place to rob someone? You are literally walking into a enclosed metal box with a door that automatically shuts, and unless you know how to John McClane your way out of life, there is no escape. Plus, everyone is awkward on an elevator anyways because there’s no personal space. How do you not feel awkward? This criminal clearly does not understand the laws of society. Or actual laws



what did he steal off of her a sandwich? old lady should have had a gun...though...
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Knooger on May 07, 2015, 11:40:50 AM
With the extra time I would have fucked her too.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 07, 2015, 11:43:37 AM
Every single weird type of crime
happens in broward county. I'm moving there in July for college with my friend so it's going to be one weird ass year I guess
Where, what city?
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: SquidVicious on May 07, 2015, 11:45:20 AM
At least give the old lady her purse, keys and driver's license back so she can back into my car in the Original Pancake House parking lot down the street.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 07, 2015, 11:48:57 AM
At least give the old lady her purse, keys and driver's license back so she can back into my car in the Original Pancake House parking lot down the street.
;D
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: kevthekid on May 07, 2015, 12:25:31 PM
Where, what city?

I'm going to be living in either Davie, Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Hollywood, or Pembroke Pines. My friend and I are trying to find the cheapest place to live. The location isn't a big deal we don't mind spending 300 dollars less per month living in a ghetto neighborhood. I'll be going to FIU and he'll be going to Broward college so we're trying to find a place that's in between both universitys.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 07, 2015, 06:03:59 PM
I'm going to be living in either Davie, Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Hollywood, or Pembroke Pines. My friend and I are trying to find the cheapest place to live. The location isn't a big deal we don't mind spending 300 dollars less per month living in a ghetto neighborhood. I'll be going to FIU and he'll be going to Broward college so we're trying to find a place that's in between both universitys.
Pembroke Pines would be ideal for both. BC main campus is in Davie. All depends what you want to spend, I would stay away from Miami though.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: polychronopolous on May 07, 2015, 06:06:30 PM
They say once the Hebrew population begins to approach 6 or 7% in any given neighborhood your best bet financially is to go ahead and place the For Sale sign out front.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: The Scott on May 07, 2015, 06:08:03 PM
Wearing the shirt inside-out.  This is a thing now?

(http://www.writeups.org/img/inset/Marty_McFly_Back_to_the_future_h1.jpg)

The only thing that could explain this phenomenon is perp dresses in the dark while wearing sunglasses.  Either that or he's a 'tard.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 07, 2015, 06:12:33 PM
Fucking Florida.  There are some greasy motherfuckers in that State.
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Europe on May 07, 2015, 06:36:27 PM
guess the race
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Rambone on May 07, 2015, 07:58:10 PM
Pembroke Pines would be ideal for both. BC main campus is in Davie. All depends what you want to spend, I would stay away from Miami though.

Agreed. Miami+looking for cheap rent=death wish
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: kevthekid on May 07, 2015, 08:06:16 PM
Pembroke Pines would be ideal for both. BC main campus is in Davie. All depends what you want to spend, I would stay away from Miami though.

Looking to spend around 700-900 for a 2 bed 1 bath. Miami is our last option we would rather prefer staying in Ft Lauderdale, Davie, or Pembroke
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: BayGBM on May 08, 2015, 04:50:21 AM
Broward County police in Florida are on the lookout for a man armed with a knife, who robbed a nice old lady on an elevator. They have great footage of his face, because he was subsequently stuck on the elevator with her for many awkward minutes after the doors closed behind him.

Why would you rob someone on an elevator?! Isn’t that the worst place to rob someone? You are literally walking into a enclosed metal box with a door that automatically shuts, and unless you know how to John McClane your way out of life, there is no escape. Plus, everyone is awkward on an elevator anyways because there’s no personal space. How do you not feel awkward? This criminal clearly does not understand the laws of society. Or actual laws


Robbing a 77 year old lady like that is the lowest of the low.  They really need to implement caning in our criminal justice system the way they do in Singapore.  Cane them!  Video tape it! Place it on the internet.  Where it will always be there for the world to see.  That will be the start of his humiliation.  There is something to be said for public humiliation as a deterrent.  Simply sending someone to jail doesn't send enough of a signal to future criminals.  >:(
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: irishdave on May 08, 2015, 05:03:35 AM
chimpanzees
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 08, 2015, 05:11:07 AM
guess the race
I think she was white..
Title: Re: Florida Man Robs Old Woman on Elevator and Then Has to Ride With Her
Post by: Dr Dutch on May 08, 2015, 05:12:33 AM


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That's not Dexter Jackson..