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Title: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Army of One on May 20, 2015, 12:01:31 AM
Should be an interesting one, porn doesn't count
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: thegamechanger on May 20, 2015, 12:02:40 AM
ever since i read a study that fapping saps your strength and minimize muscle gains ive stopped.
this was 17 years ago.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 20, 2015, 12:06:03 AM
Should be an interesting one, porn doesn't count

How am I supposed to remember something I did in the 90's?
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Onezy on May 20, 2015, 12:07:16 AM
ever since i read a study that fapping saps your strength and minimize muscle gains ive stopped.
this was 17 years ago.

Luckily for you wanking other guys doesn't have the same effect.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Henda on May 20, 2015, 12:07:42 AM
a woman from work, face busted (looks like she has a touch of downs) body ok decent tits, but apparently she is pure filth, and likes a bit of both. I jerked off while I was in the shower thinking of dirty sex with her.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Army of One on May 20, 2015, 12:07:57 AM
How am I supposed to remember something I did in the 90's?

Did you have your balls removed then?
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Army of One on May 20, 2015, 12:08:57 AM
a woman from work, face busted (looks like she has a touch of downs) body ok decent tits, but apparently she is pure filth, and likes a bit of both. I jerked off while I was in the shower thinking of dirty sex with her.

Mine was one of my first girlfriends who was a fan of the 3 hole switch up... memories.... in the corner of my mind...
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 20, 2015, 12:13:59 AM
Did you have your balls removed then?

You can come and check if you want.  :D

Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Army of One on May 20, 2015, 12:21:08 AM
You can come and check if you want.  :D



I'll pass, pm bay/knooger
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Yanin on May 23, 2015, 07:48:32 PM
I usually fap to the last girl I banged lol. So say I banged a chick in my car last night Id go home shower the. Fap to the thought of her
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Army of One on May 23, 2015, 07:49:50 PM
Surprised this thread died so quickly, I was expecting many a perversion to be revealed
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 23, 2015, 07:51:51 PM
Surprised this thread died so quickly, I was expecting many a perversion to be revealed

Just another shit thread by you.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Knooger on May 23, 2015, 08:16:59 PM
I'll pass, pm bay/knooger

I'll handle it.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: calfzilla on May 23, 2015, 08:17:51 PM
a woman from work, face busted (looks like she has a touch of downs) body ok decent tits, but apparently she is pure filth, and likes a bit of both. I jerked off while I was in the shower thinking of dirty sex with her.

Funny you mention this because I tend to fap more often to women who are a little less attractive. I will rarely fap to a 9 or 10.  Maybe it's a psychological trick to last longer or like you said it's more dirty.  ???  :-[  :-X
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Army of One on May 23, 2015, 09:05:56 PM
Funny you mention this because I tend to fap more often to women who are a little less attractive. I will rarely fap to a 9 or 10.  Maybe it's a psychological trick to last longer or like you said it's more dirty.  ???  :-[  :-X

I don't get turned on by perfect looking women, they need some flaws
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Knooger on May 23, 2015, 09:07:05 PM
I don't get turned on by perfect looking women, they need some flaws

You mean like a tranny?
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Army of One on May 23, 2015, 09:09:39 PM
You mean like a tranny?

A cock is a rather large flaw in my book, but this is Getbig so I could let it slide (pun intended)
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: el numero uno on May 23, 2015, 09:13:12 PM
Booty.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: TEMPER on May 23, 2015, 09:32:29 PM
When I wake up raging, humping a hole in my mattress I use strictly memory/imagination.

5'10 light skinned mixed girl black/white. 20 years old.

Met on plenty of fish. day 1 mall, day 2 starbucks, day 3 pool hall, day 4 carnival then to the bedroom.

She'd sit on my face with her panties on and jerk me off ( too soon for sex )


It didn't work out, but I have been regularly cracking off to the memory of her teasing me with that perfect little panty ass riding my face, then when she'd actually let me pull them to the side and fucking dive in...My fucking god.

I can still smell that little ass vividly in my memory.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Henda on May 23, 2015, 11:08:20 PM
Funny you mention this because I tend to fap more often to women who are a little less attractive. I will rarely fap to a 9 or 10.  Maybe it's a psychological trick to last longer or like you said it's more dirty.  ???  :-[  :-X

Yes I'm exactly the same way, I still occasionally jerk off thinking of this really ugly lass I fucked when I was 19, she was horrific, teeth were Wider than they were long as if they were in sideways, butch dyke haircut, trashy crudely drawn tatoos all over the place and just generally ugly but wasn't fat (good enough for me) . But Was a great fuck, loved oral and the morning after spent about a half hour licking sucking and deep thoating then backing off as I was near before finally going all the way and swallowing it all.
Writing this makes me want to jerk off over her soon when gf goes to work
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Competitor 9 on May 23, 2015, 11:11:29 PM
Funny you mention this because I tend to fap more often to women who are a little less attractive. I will rarely fap to a 9 or 10.  Maybe it's a psychological trick to last longer or like you said it's more dirty.  ???  :-[  :-X

Ya me to funny I thought I was the only one that thought like that.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Papper on May 24, 2015, 12:22:02 AM
I choose a random lay that is closest in mind.

Even the bad lays that I really regretted can serve as a effective fap-thought.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: IronMeister on May 24, 2015, 12:31:15 AM
An 82 years old man with bleeding hemorrhoids inside his sweet anus.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 24, 2015, 01:00:55 AM
An 82 years old man with bleeding hemorrhoids inside his sweet anus.

I hope Primemuscle will read that you have these deep feelings for him.  :D
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on May 24, 2015, 01:46:46 AM
An 82 years old man with bleeding hemorrhoids inside his sweet anus.

Slurp
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: 2Thick on May 24, 2015, 01:55:19 PM
I almost always fap with my imagination over local women I know - some of whom I've already banged in the past. And most of them are not quite dimepieces - some are even pretty ordinary by getbigger standards.

I used to have a bad habit when I was younger of screwing chicks who were already involved in other relationships. I would often go after friends' sisters, their ex-girlfriends, and even their mothers on occasion.

The first woman I ever fapped to some 30 years ago was the busty, full-figured, slightly above average looking early-30's mother of a buddy a couple of years younger than me. I was eventually able to nail her some 20 years later when I was a mid-30's degenerate horndog, and she was a horny, slightly plump, early-50's recently divorced cougar with even bigger tits than before.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Howard on May 24, 2015, 02:04:44 PM
Should be an interesting one, porn doesn't count

Basille , pictured him doing curls and imagined blowing my load on his bicep machine.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: funk51 on May 24, 2015, 02:11:28 PM
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Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: pellius on May 24, 2015, 05:39:55 PM
Just another shit thread by you.

I'm sure this will change your mind. Fap away, daddy.

(http://www.reconnections.net/scared_boy.jpg)
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 24, 2015, 05:41:59 PM
No homo, but my wife.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 24, 2015, 05:47:13 PM
I'm sure this will change your mind. Fap away, daddy.

(http://www.reconnections.net/scared_boy.jpg)

I'd imagine that pic wasn't hard for you to find in your spank bank photos.

I'd imagine you were just dying to show everyone part of your collection.

Disgusting sick pedo fuck.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: pellius on May 24, 2015, 05:49:25 PM
I'd imagine that pic wasn't hard for you to find in your spank bank photos.

I'd imagine you were just dying to show everyone part of your collection.

Disgusting sick pedo fuck.

Another instant response. God you do just sit there and stare at this board all day waiting for me to post.

Complete and utter ownage.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 24, 2015, 05:54:31 PM
Another instant response. God you do just sit there and stare at this board all day waiting for me to post.

Complete and utter ownage.

Oh my God Elf-mod phaggot, that is sidesplitting hilarious, did you sit up all night thinking that gem of a response on your own?

Claiming victory in an Internet argument - how original and cutting edge. What next, agreeing with a moronic Primepedophile post to show that chivalry isn't dead?

Eat a dick you queer old boy blower.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Hulkotron on May 24, 2015, 06:50:11 PM
a woman from work, face busted (looks like she has a touch of downs) body ok decent tits, but apparently she is pure filth, and likes a bit of both. I jerked off while I was in the shower thinking of dirty sex with her.

I cracked me one off while continuously reading this post.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Rambone on May 24, 2015, 06:56:29 PM
Rhea Perlman from Cheers. So hot
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Rambone on May 24, 2015, 07:03:36 PM
Oh my God Elf-mod phaggot, that is sidesplitting hilarious, did you sit up all night thinking that gem of a response on your own?

Claiming victory in an Internet argument - how original and cutting edge. What next, agreeing with a moronic Primepedophile post to show that chivalry isn't dead?

Eat a dick you queer old boy blower.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=398546.0;attach=436850)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=345270.0;attach=385299;image)

This guy is saying he owned you. This guy. How do you feel about that?
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Primemuscle on May 24, 2015, 07:14:50 PM
I hope Primemuscle will read that you have these deep feelings for him.  :D

Ha, ha. I did read this. My butthole is off limits, sorry. But if fapping to the thought of it makes you happy, what can I say? There's not much I can do about that.  ;D
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: pellius on May 24, 2015, 08:08:39 PM
Oh my God Elf-mod phaggot, that is sidesplitting hilarious, did you sit up all night thinking that gem of a response on your own?

Claiming victory in an Internet argument - how original and cutting edge. What next, agreeing with a moronic Primepedophile post to show that chivalry isn't dead?

Eat a dick you queer old boy blower.

I love it when I hit a nerve and listen to your blistering meltdowns.

Another sure sign of ownage and victory.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 24, 2015, 08:13:19 PM
Basille , pictured him doing curls and imagined blowing my load on his bicep machine.

lolz
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: pellius on May 24, 2015, 08:14:22 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=398546.0;attach=436850)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=345270.0;attach=385299;image)

This guy is saying he owned you. This guy. How do you feel about that?

Lot of sensitive tiny tits that I've butt hurt coming out in droves. Still crying over your obsession with DLB?

Flattered that you have my pics on hand. Look at that handsome face. 55 years old and a full head of hair and not a wrinkle to be seen. I guarandamntee you Walter will never post a pic. There has never been a good looking or physically fit pedo.

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/8c/8cf31adfd53b1509bc946a611e1ce40f2cd68f2c8911ecf5ec8d1607c43a4af1.jpg)
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: wes on May 24, 2015, 08:18:04 PM
Lot of sensitive tiny tits that I've butt hurt coming out in droves. Still crying over your obsession with DLB?

Flattered that you have my pics on hand. Look at that handsome face. 55 years old and a full head of hair and not a wrinkle to be seen. I guarandamntee you Walter will never post a pic. There has never been a good looking or physically fit pedo.

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/8c/8cf31adfd53b1509bc946a611e1ce40f2cd68f2c8911ecf5ec8d1607c43a4af1.jpg)
Dude,what`s up with all the haters and you lately.

I hope I don`t have to get involved and do some combined ownage with you.   :(
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: wes on May 24, 2015, 08:19:48 PM
I been fapping since before you fuckers were born........got tons of pussy also...............still do!

If my "spank bank" contained as much money as it does memories of pussy past,I`d be a zillionaire!  :D
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Rambone on May 24, 2015, 08:21:16 PM
Lot of sensitive tiny tits that I've butt hurt coming out in droves. Still crying over your obsession with DLB?

Flattered that you have my pics on hand. Look at that handsome face. 55 years old and a full head of hair and not a wrinkle to be seen. I guarandamntee you Walter will never post a pic. There has never been a good looking or physically fit pedo.

(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/8c/8cf31adfd53b1509bc946a611e1ce40f2cd68f2c8911ecf5ec8d1607c43a4af1.jpg)

Tiny tits? HAHAHA brutal concave chest, turtle gut, and 13 inch pythons studdddd! And that was 4 years ago. You must look like absolute dog shit by now you drug addict. Pics on hand = 15 second google image search so don't feel too flattered you homo
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Rambone on May 24, 2015, 08:23:35 PM
Dude,what`s up with all the haters and you lately.

I hope I don`t have to get involved and do some combined ownage with you.   :(

He brings it on himself. I've never had a problem with anyone here until this guy started attacking me yesterday for making fun of DLB. He must enjoy defending fellow loser drug addicts.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: wes on May 24, 2015, 08:24:32 PM
He brings it on himself. I've never had a problem with anyone here until this guy started attacking me yesterday for making fun of DLB. He must enjoy defending fellow loser drug addicts.
pellius is really a great guy.....I`m serious.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Army of One on May 24, 2015, 08:56:20 PM
Tiny tits? HAHAHA brutal concave chest, turtle gut, and 13 inch pythons studdddd! And that was 4 years ago. You must look like absolute dog shit by now you drug addict. Pics on hand = 15 second google image search so don't feel too flattered you homo

Squadfather, is that you?
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 24, 2015, 09:13:48 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=398546.0;attach=436850)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=345270.0;attach=385299;image)

This guy is saying he owned you. This guy. How do you feel about that?

Oh my......this is going to be fun. And all this time I thought Goodrum or Joon were the ugliest fuckers on Getbig.

Pellius' lust for sucking dick makes heroin addiction seem like a vague taste for something salty.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: pellius on May 25, 2015, 12:57:17 AM
He brings it on himself. I've never had a problem with anyone here until this guy started attacking me yesterday for making fun of DLB. He must enjoy defending fellow loser drug addicts.

Not quite, steroid monkey. Review the thread and note who addressed whom directly first. Who hurled the first insult? Who started to get their glittering thong in a bunch?

How do you know she wears a wig? Is it just that you think it looks like one or have you seen her with completely different hair?

She clearly had thin hair before going on the sauce and now it's really thick meaning it's wig city. Can't even see the fucking part because its so ridiculous looking. It's obvious unless you're Ray Charles. It's either a wig or extensions galore.

Up until my early teens my hair was thin enough to comb and part. By the time I got  into high school I was sporting a fro. Hair can thicken for various reasons. Maybe she is using a hair thickener. You don't know hair. True Adonis knows hair. If he says it's a wig then it's a wig until then there's a lot more to criticize her about.

Like her gums? Her annoying personality? How she lies to the masses? If it's not a wig, it's extension city. "You don't know hair" oh brother  ::)
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: pellius on May 25, 2015, 01:00:43 AM
Oh my......this is going to be fun. And all this time I thought Goodrum or Joon were the ugliest fuckers on Getbig.

Pellius' lust for sucking dick makes heroin addiction seem like a vague taste for something salty.


And will we ever see your pic? Not in this millennium. And for good reason.

You were driven off this board before and will be driven off again.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 25, 2015, 06:51:28 AM
And will we ever see your pic? Not in this millennium. And for good reason.

You were driven off this board before and will be driven off again.

You look like a brown Mutant Ninja Turtle with aids.

It's no wonder you act like a shunned pre-teen girl - with a face like that it makes the reason for you sucking glory hole dick all that more understandable.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Kwon_2 on May 25, 2015, 06:57:47 AM
Should be an interesting one, porn doesn't count

A merry go round filled with Primemuscle, Tbombz, Goodrum and BayBGM with a lil sprinkle of Go4It as an added touch.  ( No Homer )
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Powerlift66 on May 25, 2015, 07:33:37 AM
Army of One's Ma... Hot  :P
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 25, 2015, 07:35:25 AM
When I wake up raging, humping a hole in my mattress I use strictly memory/imagination.

5'10 light skinned mixed girl black/white. 20 years old.

Met on plenty of fish. day 1 mall, day 2 starbucks, day 3 pool hall, day 4 carnival then to the bedroom.

She'd sit on my face with her panties on and jerk me off ( too soon for sex )


It didn't work out, but I have been regularly cracking off to the memory of her teasing me with that perfect little panty ass riding my face, then when she'd actually let me pull them to the side and fucking dive in...My fucking god.

I can still smell that little ass vividly in my memory.

oh shit, sorry you didn't get to nail her, bro.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Rambone on May 25, 2015, 07:43:45 AM
Not quite, steroid monkey. Review the thread and note who addressed whom directly first. Who hurled the first insult? Who started to get their glittering thong in a bunch?


Hahaha you're just sensitive. I never knew insulting a horse-faced fitness competitor would make a fellow board member take it so personally. You must have some issues when it comes to hair. Very strange. We'll just leave it there. And steroid monkey couldn't be further from the truth my friend unless doing a 10 week test cycle for the first time 5 months ago categorizes me as that, but thanks for the kind words.
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: kh300 on May 25, 2015, 07:51:15 AM
This shit sounds so sad. While you sit at home by yourself jacking off thinking about a girl, at that same moment a real man is busting his load on her tits. Now your hand smells like your cock while you wonder were you left that box of tissues, while the other guy just told her to get him a sandwhich and a cold beer. Which guy do you want to be?
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Kwon_2 on May 25, 2015, 08:05:49 AM
This shit sounds so sad. While you sit at home by yourself jacking off thinking about a girl, at that same moment a real man is busting his load on her tits. Now your hand smells like your cock while you wonder were you left that box of tissues, while the other guy just told her to get him a sandwhich and a cold beer. Which guy do you want to be?

(http://s10.postimg.org/6dghudj3d/butterface.jpg)
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Walter Sobchak on May 25, 2015, 08:28:36 AM
Hahaha you're just sensitive. I never knew insulting a horse-faced fitness competitor would make a fellow board member take it so personally. You must have some issues when it comes to hair. Very strange. We'll just leave it there. And steroid monkey couldn't be further from the truth my friend unless doing a 10 week test cycle for the first time 5 months ago categorizes me as that, but thanks for the kind words.

He sure is a whiny little bitch isn't he?

Estrogen-Elf.

Ready to fire off a 6,000 word response to defend his internet turf....like a 12 year old Kardashian
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 25, 2015, 08:37:42 AM
I came to this thread hoping to see some pictures of naked whores and I get posts that are the equivalence of " I know you are but what am I?"

Well am rubber and you're glue. Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

Now can anyone help me out and post a thick ass woman picture. This thread is about fapping isn't it?
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 25, 2015, 08:46:29 AM
This shit sounds so sad. While you sit at home by yourself jacking off thinking about a girl, at that same moment a real man is busting his load on her tits. Now your hand smells like your cock while you wonder were you left that box of tissues, while the other guy just told her to get him a sandwhich and a cold beer. Which guy do you want to be?

none of them. I want to be the guy who wears a biceps suspinator exo-skeleton while going out in public, while browsing Getbig on my LCD helmet.


(http://s15.postimg.org/rbntyhg3f/basile_mech_warrior_24_11_2014.jpg)
Title: Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
Post by: Tapeworm on May 25, 2015, 08:58:19 AM
Imagine alllll the fap-ping