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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2015, 01:55:19 PM »
I almost always fap with my imagination over local women I know - some of whom I've already banged in the past. And most of them are not quite dimepieces - some are even pretty ordinary by getbigger standards.

I used to have a bad habit when I was younger of screwing chicks who were already involved in other relationships. I would often go after friends' sisters, their ex-girlfriends, and even their mothers on occasion.

The first woman I ever fapped to some 30 years ago was the busty, full-figured, slightly above average looking early-30's mother of a buddy a couple of years younger than me. I was eventually able to nail her some 20 years later when I was a mid-30's degenerate horndog, and she was a horny, slightly plump, early-50's recently divorced cougar with even bigger tits than before.
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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2015, 02:04:44 PM »
Should be an interesting one, porn doesn't count

Basille , pictured him doing curls and imagined blowing my load on his bicep machine.

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2015, 02:11:28 PM »
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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2015, 05:39:55 PM »
Just another shit thread by you.

I'm sure this will change your mind. Fap away, daddy.


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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2015, 05:41:59 PM »
No homo, but my wife.

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #30 on: May 24, 2015, 05:47:13 PM »
I'm sure this will change your mind. Fap away, daddy.



I'd imagine that pic wasn't hard for you to find in your spank bank photos.

I'd imagine you were just dying to show everyone part of your collection.

Disgusting sick pedo fuck.

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2015, 05:49:25 PM »
I'd imagine that pic wasn't hard for you to find in your spank bank photos.

I'd imagine you were just dying to show everyone part of your collection.

Disgusting sick pedo fuck.

Another instant response. God you do just sit there and stare at this board all day waiting for me to post.

Complete and utter ownage.

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #32 on: May 24, 2015, 05:54:31 PM »
Another instant response. God you do just sit there and stare at this board all day waiting for me to post.

Complete and utter ownage.

Oh my God Elf-mod phaggot, that is sidesplitting hilarious, did you sit up all night thinking that gem of a response on your own?

Claiming victory in an Internet argument - how original and cutting edge. What next, agreeing with a moronic Primepedophile post to show that chivalry isn't dead?

Eat a dick you queer old boy blower.

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #33 on: May 24, 2015, 06:50:11 PM »
a woman from work, face busted (looks like she has a touch of downs) body ok decent tits, but apparently she is pure filth, and likes a bit of both. I jerked off while I was in the shower thinking of dirty sex with her.

I cracked me one off while continuously reading this post.

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #34 on: May 24, 2015, 06:56:29 PM »
Rhea Perlman from Cheers. So hot

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #35 on: May 24, 2015, 07:03:36 PM »
Oh my God Elf-mod phaggot, that is sidesplitting hilarious, did you sit up all night thinking that gem of a response on your own?

Claiming victory in an Internet argument - how original and cutting edge. What next, agreeing with a moronic Primepedophile post to show that chivalry isn't dead?

Eat a dick you queer old boy blower.





This guy is saying he owned you. This guy. How do you feel about that?

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #36 on: May 24, 2015, 07:14:50 PM »
I hope Primemuscle will read that you have these deep feelings for him.  :D

Ha, ha. I did read this. My butthole is off limits, sorry. But if fapping to the thought of it makes you happy, what can I say? There's not much I can do about that.  ;D

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #37 on: May 24, 2015, 08:08:39 PM »
Oh my God Elf-mod phaggot, that is sidesplitting hilarious, did you sit up all night thinking that gem of a response on your own?

Claiming victory in an Internet argument - how original and cutting edge. What next, agreeing with a moronic Primepedophile post to show that chivalry isn't dead?

Eat a dick you queer old boy blower.

I love it when I hit a nerve and listen to your blistering meltdowns.

Another sure sign of ownage and victory.

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #38 on: May 24, 2015, 08:13:19 PM »
Basille , pictured him doing curls and imagined blowing my load on his bicep machine.

lolz

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #39 on: May 24, 2015, 08:14:22 PM »




This guy is saying he owned you. This guy. How do you feel about that?

Lot of sensitive tiny tits that I've butt hurt coming out in droves. Still crying over your obsession with DLB?

Flattered that you have my pics on hand. Look at that handsome face. 55 years old and a full head of hair and not a wrinkle to be seen. I guarandamntee you Walter will never post a pic. There has never been a good looking or physically fit pedo.


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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2015, 08:18:04 PM »
Lot of sensitive tiny tits that I've butt hurt coming out in droves. Still crying over your obsession with DLB?

Flattered that you have my pics on hand. Look at that handsome face. 55 years old and a full head of hair and not a wrinkle to be seen. I guarandamntee you Walter will never post a pic. There has never been a good looking or physically fit pedo.


Dude,what`s up with all the haters and you lately.

I hope I don`t have to get involved and do some combined ownage with you.   :(

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #41 on: May 24, 2015, 08:19:48 PM »
I been fapping since before you fuckers were born........got tons of pussy also...............still do!

If my "spank bank" contained as much money as it does memories of pussy past,I`d be a zillionaire!  :D

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #42 on: May 24, 2015, 08:21:16 PM »
Lot of sensitive tiny tits that I've butt hurt coming out in droves. Still crying over your obsession with DLB?

Flattered that you have my pics on hand. Look at that handsome face. 55 years old and a full head of hair and not a wrinkle to be seen. I guarandamntee you Walter will never post a pic. There has never been a good looking or physically fit pedo.



Tiny tits? HAHAHA brutal concave chest, turtle gut, and 13 inch pythons studdddd! And that was 4 years ago. You must look like absolute dog shit by now you drug addict. Pics on hand = 15 second google image search so don't feel too flattered you homo

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #43 on: May 24, 2015, 08:23:35 PM »
Dude,what`s up with all the haters and you lately.

I hope I don`t have to get involved and do some combined ownage with you.   :(

He brings it on himself. I've never had a problem with anyone here until this guy started attacking me yesterday for making fun of DLB. He must enjoy defending fellow loser drug addicts.

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #44 on: May 24, 2015, 08:24:32 PM »
He brings it on himself. I've never had a problem with anyone here until this guy started attacking me yesterday for making fun of DLB. He must enjoy defending fellow loser drug addicts.
pellius is really a great guy.....I`m serious.

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #45 on: May 24, 2015, 08:56:20 PM »
Tiny tits? HAHAHA brutal concave chest, turtle gut, and 13 inch pythons studdddd! And that was 4 years ago. You must look like absolute dog shit by now you drug addict. Pics on hand = 15 second google image search so don't feel too flattered you homo

Squadfather, is that you?

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #46 on: May 24, 2015, 09:13:48 PM »




This guy is saying he owned you. This guy. How do you feel about that?

Oh my......this is going to be fun. And all this time I thought Goodrum or Joon were the ugliest fuckers on Getbig.

Pellius' lust for sucking dick makes heroin addiction seem like a vague taste for something salty.

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #47 on: May 25, 2015, 12:57:17 AM »
He brings it on himself. I've never had a problem with anyone here until this guy started attacking me yesterday for making fun of DLB. He must enjoy defending fellow loser drug addicts.

Not quite, steroid monkey. Review the thread and note who addressed whom directly first. Who hurled the first insult? Who started to get their glittering thong in a bunch?

How do you know she wears a wig? Is it just that you think it looks like one or have you seen her with completely different hair?

She clearly had thin hair before going on the sauce and now it's really thick meaning it's wig city. Can't even see the fucking part because its so ridiculous looking. It's obvious unless you're Ray Charles. It's either a wig or extensions galore.

Up until my early teens my hair was thin enough to comb and part. By the time I got  into high school I was sporting a fro. Hair can thicken for various reasons. Maybe she is using a hair thickener. You don't know hair. True Adonis knows hair. If he says it's a wig then it's a wig until then there's a lot more to criticize her about.

Like her gums? Her annoying personality? How she lies to the masses? If it's not a wig, it's extension city. "You don't know hair" oh brother  ::)

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #48 on: May 25, 2015, 01:00:43 AM »
Oh my......this is going to be fun. And all this time I thought Goodrum or Joon were the ugliest fuckers on Getbig.

Pellius' lust for sucking dick makes heroin addiction seem like a vague taste for something salty.


And will we ever see your pic? Not in this millennium. And for good reason.

You were driven off this board before and will be driven off again.

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Re: who was the last person you fapped over using your imagination?
« Reply #49 on: May 25, 2015, 06:51:28 AM »
And will we ever see your pic? Not in this millennium. And for good reason.

You were driven off this board before and will be driven off again.

You look like a brown Mutant Ninja Turtle with aids.

It's no wonder you act like a shunned pre-teen girl - with a face like that it makes the reason for you sucking glory hole dick all that more understandable.