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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Svengoolie on June 04, 2015, 08:12:22 AM
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For the gb fatshamers, you'd apparently be powerless against this plumper
Don't ever question Amy Schumer's ability to get a guy.
The 34-year-old comedian was as candid and hilarious as ever accepting her Trailblazer award during the 2015 Glamour U.K. Women of the Year ceremony Tuesday night. She, once again, called out Hollywood's skewered standards when it comes to women's bodies and looks.
Amy even called out British singer Ellie Goulding.
Following the "Love Me Like You Do" singer's speech, Amy cracked, "I love the way Ellie was like, 'Thank you for loving real people,' and she's like a f**king supermodel. Like, the little uglies, you found us!"
Then she dropped this gem.
"I'm probably, like, 160 pounds right now and I can catch a d**k whenever I want," she quipped, as the crowd clapped. "Like, that's the truth. It's not a problem."
Schumer also thanked Glamour U.K. for their non-sexist treatment of her.
"Any comic in the room knows that when a female comic does a photoshoot they're like, 'Oh cool, can you hold this plastic d**k over your head?’ ... They're the first magazine that was like, 'Smile,' and I was like, 'Where's the d**k?" she joked.
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Who?
Pics of fat cow, pls.
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Dont blame me if you get a hard-on at work.
(http://i2.wp.com/radaronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/amy-schumer-beach-bikini-pp.jpg?resize=800%2C450)
Looks like shes been thinner at times, but that goes with her claim now I'd say
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she's not wrong, theres plenty of men out there that stick their dick into anything (or anyone) resembling a female (and in a lot of cases, thats doesnt have to be the case either)
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Sounds like shes implying its because she still looks good/confident being overweight, and not because of horny desperate motherfuckers like me.
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she's not wrong, theres plenty of men out there that stick their dick into anything (or anyone) resembling a female (and in a lot of cases, thats doesnt have to be the case either)
How does she manage to keep her ass pancake flat as she bulks up in the offseason?
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this generation's roseanne
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Huh?
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she's not wrong, theres plenty of men out there that stick their dick into anything (or anyone) resembling a female (and in a lot of cases, thats doesnt have to be the case either)
^ Yep.
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Couldnt get my dick
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Hebrews would
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Wait....she's bragging about being able to pull a dick? Lets be honest 90% of men online have low standards and would nail her via POF if she aged another 10yrs and put on another 160lbs on top.
That's like bragging about mosquitoes biting you, you just need a pulse.
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Hebrews would
:D
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Wait....she's bragging about being able to pull a dick? Lets be honest 90% of men online have low standards and would nail her via POF if she aged another 10yrs and put on another 160lbs on top.
That's like bragging about mosquitoes biting you, you just need a pulse.
we can't all be Skorp and pic up random superwaifs in Dubai, India.........
cock. ;)
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Looks like trailer trash, would not hit.
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Amy Schumer has the face of a Cabbage Patch doll.
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Amy Schumer has the face of a Cabbage Patch doll.
:D She looks like a fat Kristen Dunst
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She's a fat fucking dog. Would never fuck that horrid carcass.
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Is she rich? Maybe if she buys me a nice watch or car.
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Schumer sounds very Jewish. Let me guess. She got into show business for her intelligence and good looks. Nothing to do with being Jewish.
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Apparently Dolph Ziggler once hit it :D
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She does look like she could handle a bag of cocks though.
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Apparently Dolph Ziggler once hit it :D
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yeah remember the interview,,,
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Don't get me wrong there are some very attractive fuller figured girls...but she is NOT one of them.
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(http://celebsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/amy-schumer-hot-1.jpg)(http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/amy-schumer/premiere-anchorman-2-in-ny/Amy-Schumer-at-Anchorman-2-Premiere--05-560x839.jpg)
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(http://celebsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/amy-schumer-hot-1.jpg)(http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/amy-schumer/premiere-anchorman-2-in-ny/Amy-Schumer-at-Anchorman-2-Premiere--05-560x839.jpg)
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makes reese witherspoons chin look blunt in comparision..
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Ugly enough only Hebrews, Brits, and Aussies would sleep with that oinker
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She`d look a helluva` lot better with a bucket of my spunk on her face/chin.
Just sayin` !!
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160? Didn't know she was 4'3"
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Notice she said 'Dick' not 'Getbigger'
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I like her a lot. Would marry!
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In an appearance on BBC’s “Newsnight” that aired Tuesday, comedienne Amy Schumer vowed to move to Spain if Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump wins the presidential election. Schumer questioned critics of Trump’s opponent Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, calling the people that “aren’t informed.” “That’s what I’m saying with the not being informed because those people aren’t informed,” Schumer said.
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LOL, getting dick - great achievement ::)
I could get cock now if I wanted.
But unfortunately for these feminists, female brain differs from male brain.
Women foremost compete against fellow women and are concerned foremost of other women.
They want to be more beautiful, sexy, attractive than the woman next to them.
Women don't care much about men.
And in that game this fat fuck is failing. She doesn't qualify to upper 50% among women.
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Amy Schumer has the face of a Cabbage Patch doll.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3f/93/fd/3f93fde802b1455c141d8548328b4ff4.jpg)
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Dont blame me if you get a hard-on at work.
(http://i2.wp.com/radaronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/amy-schumer-beach-bikini-pp.jpg?resize=800%2C450)
Looks like shes been thinner at times, but that goes with her claim now I'd say
nothing that 3-6 months of Clen can't solve
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It's easy for women to be cocky when they're still pretty young.
I can remember Cybil Sheppard in an interview talking about how tiresome it was to get hit on all the time:
My guess is that she no longer has that problem:
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She's so talent. She makes all Sarah Silverman's jokes work.
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In an appearance on BBC’s “Newsnight” that aired Tuesday, comedienne Amy Schumer vowed to move to Spain if Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump wins the presidential election. Schumer questioned critics of Trump’s opponent Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, calling the people that “aren’t informed.” “That’s what I’m saying with the not being informed because those people aren’t informed,” Schumer said.
This would be reason enough to vote for Trump. Along with this:
(http://www.joemygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/leave2-660x330.jpg)
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Mouth too small
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This would be reason enough to vote for Trump. Along with this:
(http://www.joemygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/leave2-660x330.jpg)
Just the kind of "people" America can easily afford to lose.
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In an appearance on BBC’s “Newsnight” that aired Tuesday, comedienne Amy Schumer vowed to move to Spain if Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump wins the presidential election. Schumer questioned critics of Trump’s opponent Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, calling the people that “aren’t informed.” “That’s what I’m saying with the not being informed because those people aren’t informed,” Schumer said.
Is she an American?
This would be reason enough to vote for Trump. Along with this:
(http://www.joemygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/leave2-660x330.jpg)
Have any of these fools checked to see if Canada wants them?
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160 Amy? You need to bring your scale in to serviced because you are being lied to.
She's a fat, unfunny, joke thief who is choosing political activism over making people laugh. All of a sudden she is part of the PC Mafia. Fuck all that.
I wouldn't fuck her with somebody else's dick, let alone mine. Fake bitch.
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She can get a lot of dick now, and only had to become a famous millionaire to get to that stage. Worthy of applause, I am sure.
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She's a Jewish robot. Almost all her shit is given to her by fellow tribe comedian writers or stolen...Chelsea Handler was drunk one time on some podcast talking about female Jewish comedians.(Chelsea herself is Jewish)...Chelsea said she couldn't take it anymore. That they are given "talking points" on what they are supposed to talk about. This fat bitch Schumer is pushing gun control almost non stop. Some little fat turd comedian on all the talk shows pushing "their" agenda. Chelsea said if you don't do what they say you're out and they move the next girl up. Chelsea talked about the resentment she had. Thought that she'd be able to do what ever she wanted to do as long as she had the talent to do it. Just like the music industry, you sell your soul to the Rain Man. He calls the shots. Do what he says or you're out...
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I don't disagree I'd fuck the sloppy fat bitch
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I don't disagree I'd fuck the sloppy fat bitch
The body itself is something I could deal with, but not the attitude. A fatty who's properly humbled by me lowering my standards, that's fine.
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Lmao this chick's bragging about being able to still get cawk whilst looking like a physical atrocity?
I've always been able to pull in good looking women altho I've had my share of dogs, hogs and 2am bar's closed fuck it's before...which just goes to show when my little guy's in the mood for cheap bar food but my body wants prime rib...guess who wins?
I'll fuck a 1 legged albino midget with a speech impediment, Tourettes and any other ailment...
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Money talks.
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solid last place finisher...pretty brave to wear a swimsuit like that
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The body itself is something I could deal with, but not the attitude. A fatty who's properly humbled by me lowering my standards, that's fine.
Yes good point, a woman that is fat and ugly should act like you are a god and she owes you the earth for making her dreams come true.
This slag is loaded though which maybe levels the playing field a bit?
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I do find her attractive, despite being kinda chunky. Of course, her very unladylike mouth is decidedly ... unattractive. She has no dignity.
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I do find her attractive, despite being kinda chunky. Of course, her very unladylike mouth is decidedly ... unattractive. She has no dignity.
You just described me.... But I'm much taller than her!
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Yes this fat ugly jewish c*unt is controlled by her Jewish masters to spew filth and destruction. She, and her filthy Jewish entertainment industry brethren are all the "whores of Bablyon".
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Seems her whole act is reworked jokes she found on youtube from D list comedians that never really made the big time. She has been called out on this.
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She's not my first choice or even my second, but i would LOVE to nail Amy Schumer.
I would fucking pin her to the bed and give her painfully deep strokes. 3 minutes, maybe.
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You just described me.... But I'm much taller than her!
Sounds like a date! "Fortress" would be delighted to let you fuck him in the ass. He would prefer that you wear an afro wig and apply lot's of spray tan first, however. :-X
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Amy Schumer and and that Samantha Bee are both very unfunny.
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What happened to Lisa Lampanelli? She was hilarious on the Comedy Central Roasts. Why did she stop doing them?
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What happened to Lisa Lampanelli? She was hilarious on the Comedy Central Roasts. Why did she stop doing them?
She's a convicted kiddie fiddler isn't she?
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She's a convicted kiddie fiddler isn't she?
What!!!? I hope not. Something happened though. She was easily the best female comic going.
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Sounds like a date! "Fortress" would be delighted to let you fuck him in the ass. He would prefer that you wear an afro wig and apply lot's of spray tan first, however. :-X
That's not very polite. You know, we all sprang from apes....but of course a lazy shiftless ni66er like you didn't spring very far. I guess that is why NAACP actually stands for National Association of Apes Called People.
Go fuck your crack whore sister you fucking Jimmy Walker look-alike.
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What!!!? I hope not. Something happened though. She was easily the best female comic going.
Maybe it was Paula Poundstone, that sounds more like it
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Yes this fat ugly jewish c*unt is controlled by her Jewish masters to spew filth and destruction. She, and her filthy Jewish entertainment industry brethren are all the "whores of Bablyon".
so are you trying to tell us you're Jewish?
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I dunno, I've seen a bit of her liv show flicking the channels, she's no Billy Connolly but was quite amusing for a woman
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so are you trying to tell us you're Jewish?
Let's just say I share a similar bloodline to True Adonis.
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What!!!? I hope not. Something happened though. She was easily the best female comic going.
she lost a ton of weight,,,
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What happened to Lisa Lampanelli? She was hilarious on the Comedy Central Roasts. Why did she stop doing them?
She was the best. She was always on Howard Stern also. Lost the weight, and her career went down the toilet.
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Dont blame me if you get a hard-on at work.
(http://i2.wp.com/radaronline.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/amy-schumer-beach-bikini-pp.jpg?resize=800%2C450)
Looks like shes been thinner at times, but that goes with her claim now I'd say
Her build is the type that even when at a normal weight, she will look heavy because of her face.
Not that her weight is normal in that pic.
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i met a chunky girl in the club last night. witty and funny and just dissing dudes and making jokes. funny as shit.
now, i'm married so there's no hitting of course. but she was attractive due to her personality. standing next to her was a hotter girl just playing on her phone with a dumb look on her face.
I finally realized the value of personality.
Her build is the type that even when at a normal weight, she will look heavy because of her face.
Not that her weight is normal in that pic.
carter cruise is a porn star who is like that - she has visible abs but still has that fat girl face.
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What happened to Lisa Lampanelli? She was hilarious on the Comedy Central Roasts. Why did she stop doing them?
She went on Trumps TV show and she was a massive girl. Her whole comedy gig is a shame.
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Hate broads who look like this and wear two piece bathing suits.
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i met a chunky girl in the club last night. witty and funny and just dissing dudes and making jokes. funny as shit.
How do you have time to hit up a club when you post on getbig 20 hours per day? ???
Did you go unshaven in board shorts and flip-flops?
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I finally realized the value of personality.
And you'll still vote for Killary ::)
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LoL i heard about this, there will be thumbs UP or Down now for Netflix
i don't see how it will save that fat hack schumer with her movie ratings
she blamed it on the trolls but never thought maybe she was just not very good at what she does
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Not a hater, BUT she looks like the type of girl that doesn't shower before a hook-up then you notice at EXACTLY the wrong time her ass is ripe... :o
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Even I would not fuck that.
And that's saying something
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10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag.
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Since my post earlier in this thread I've come to understand Amy is a Jew whore skank who owes her success to the Jew Hollywood elite.
But such a middling talent cannot maintain such fame after Joe (Jane?) Public comes to realize the con.
Her comedy special tanking is the funniest thing yet from the world of Ms. Schumer.
Fat, gross k unt.
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nothing worse than a female thinking they're funny
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nothing worse than a female thinking they're funny
Obviously you haven't read any of Howard's posts.
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this generation's roseanne
Perfect!