Author Topic: Amy Schumer Could Fuck Any Of You Anytime She Wants (Read 27013 times)

CalvinH · « **Reply #50 on:** September 09, 2016, 05:07:08 AM »

Money talks.

LanceD · « **Reply #51 on:** September 09, 2016, 12:21:55 PM »

solid last place finisher...pretty brave to wear a swimsuit like that

Henda · « **Reply #52 on:** September 09, 2016, 12:41:47 PM »

Quote from: phreak on September 09, 2016, 01:56:11 AM

The body itself is something I could deal with, but not the attitude. A fatty who's properly humbled by me lowering my standards, that's fine.

Yes good point, a woman that is fat and ugly should act like you are a god and she owes you the earth for making her dreams come true.
This slag is loaded though which maybe levels the playing field a bit?

Fortress · « **Reply #53 on:** September 09, 2016, 02:36:29 PM »

I do find her attractive, despite being kinda chunky. Of course, her very unladylike mouth is decidedly ... unattractive. She has no dignity.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #54 on:** September 09, 2016, 05:11:07 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on September 09, 2016, 02:36:29 PM

I do find her attractive, despite being kinda chunky. Of course, her very unladylike mouth is decidedly ... unattractive. She has no dignity.

You just described me.... But I'm much taller than her!

muscleman-2013 · « **Reply #55 on:** September 09, 2016, 07:15:49 PM »

Yes this fat ugly jewish c*unt is controlled by her Jewish masters to spew filth and destruction. She, and her filthy Jewish entertainment industry brethren are all the "whores of Bablyon".

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #56 on:** September 09, 2016, 07:18:18 PM »

Seems her whole act is reworked jokes she found on youtube from D list comedians that never really made the big time. She has been called out on this.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #57 on:** September 09, 2016, 07:34:59 PM »

She's not my first choice or even my second, but i would LOVE to nail Amy Schumer.

I would fucking pin her to the bed and give her painfully deep strokes. 3 minutes, maybe.

AD2100 · « **Reply #58 on:** September 09, 2016, 10:00:38 PM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on September 09, 2016, 05:11:07 PM

You just described me.... But I'm much taller than her!

Sounds like a date! "Fortress" would be delighted to let you fuck him in the ass. He would prefer that you wear an afro wig and apply lot's of spray tan first, however.

calfzilla · « **Reply #59 on:** September 09, 2016, 10:12:26 PM »

Amy Schumer and and that Samantha Bee are both very unfunny.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #60 on:** September 09, 2016, 10:27:25 PM »

What happened to Lisa Lampanelli? She was hilarious on the Comedy Central Roasts. Why did she stop doing them?

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #61 on:** September 09, 2016, 10:37:49 PM »

Quote from: Shizzo on September 09, 2016, 10:27:25 PM

What happened to Lisa Lampanelli? She was hilarious on the Comedy Central Roasts. Why did she stop doing them?

She's a convicted kiddie fiddler isn't she?

King Shizzo · « **Reply #62 on:** September 09, 2016, 10:41:05 PM »

Quote from: Walter Sobchak on September 09, 2016, 10:37:49 PM

She's a convicted kiddie fiddler isn't she?

What!!!? I hope not. Something happened though. She was easily the best female comic going.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #63 on:** September 09, 2016, 10:49:07 PM »

Quote from: AD2100 on September 09, 2016, 10:00:38 PM

Sounds like a date! "Fortress" would be delighted to let you fuck him in the ass. He would prefer that you wear an afro wig and apply lot's of spray tan first, however.

That's not very polite. You know, we all sprang from apes....but of course a lazy shiftless ni66er like you didn't spring very far. I guess that is why NAACP actually stands for National Association of Apes Called People.

Go fuck your crack whore sister you fucking Jimmy Walker look-alike.

Walter Sobchak · « **Reply #64 on:** September 09, 2016, 10:53:03 PM »

Quote from: Shizzo on September 09, 2016, 10:41:05 PM

What!!!? I hope not. Something happened though. She was easily the best female comic going.

Maybe it was Paula Poundstone, that sounds more like it

rocco-x · « **Reply #65 on:** September 10, 2016, 05:12:32 AM »

Quote from: muscleman-2013 on September 09, 2016, 07:15:49 PM

Yes this fat ugly jewish c*unt is controlled by her Jewish masters to spew filth and destruction. She, and her filthy Jewish entertainment industry brethren are all the "whores of Bablyon".

so are you trying to tell us you're Jewish?

local hero · « **Reply #66 on:** September 10, 2016, 05:38:55 AM »

I dunno, I've seen a bit of her liv show flicking the channels, she's no Billy Connolly but was quite amusing for a woman

muscleman-2013 · « **Reply #67 on:** September 10, 2016, 05:51:32 AM »

Quote from: rocco-x on September 10, 2016, 05:12:32 AM

so are you trying to tell us you're Jewish?

Let's just say I share a similar bloodline to True Adonis.

njflex · « **Reply #68 on:** September 10, 2016, 08:48:09 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on September 09, 2016, 10:41:05 PM

What!!!? I hope not. Something happened though. She was easily the best female comic going.

she lost a ton of weight,,,

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #69 on:** September 10, 2016, 09:42:01 AM »

Quote from: Shizzo on September 09, 2016, 10:27:25 PM

What happened to Lisa Lampanelli? She was hilarious on the Comedy Central Roasts. Why did she stop doing them?

She was the best. She was always on Howard Stern also. Lost the weight, and her career went down the toilet.

Robgun1 · « **Reply #70 on:** September 10, 2016, 01:05:02 PM »

Quote from: Svengoolie on June 04, 2015, 08:17:02 AM

Dont blame me if you get a hard-on at work.

Looks like shes been thinner at times, but that goes with her claim now I'd say

Her build is the type that even when at a normal weight, she will look heavy because of her face.
Not that her weight is normal in that pic.

240 is Back · « **Reply #71 on:** September 10, 2016, 01:07:08 PM »

i met a chunky girl in the club last night. witty and funny and just dissing dudes and making jokes. funny as shit.

now, i'm married so there's no hitting of course. but she was attractive due to her personality. standing next to her was a hotter girl just playing on her phone with a dumb look on her face.

I finally realized the value of personality.

Quote from: Robgun1 on September 10, 2016, 01:05:02 PM

Her build is the type that even when at a normal weight, she will look heavy because of her face.
Not that her weight is normal in that pic.

carter cruise is a porn star who is like that - she has visible abs but still has that fat girl face.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #72 on:** September 10, 2016, 03:02:30 PM »

Quote from: Shizzo on September 09, 2016, 10:27:25 PM

What happened to Lisa Lampanelli? She was hilarious on the Comedy Central Roasts. Why did she stop doing them?

She went on Trumps TV show and she was a massive girl. Her whole comedy gig is a shame.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #73 on:** September 10, 2016, 03:04:40 PM »

Hate broads who look like this and wear two piece bathing suits.

AD2100 · « **Reply #74 on:** September 10, 2016, 04:48:53 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on September 10, 2016, 01:07:08 PM

i met a chunky girl in the club last night. witty and funny and just dissing dudes and making jokes. funny as shit.

How do you have time to hit up a club when you post on getbig 20 hours per day?

Did you go unshaven in board shorts and flip-flops?