Don't ever question Amy Schumer's ability to get a guy.The 34-year-old comedian was as candid and hilarious as ever accepting her Trailblazer award during the 2015 Glamour U.K. Women of the Year ceremony Tuesday night. She, once again, called out Hollywood's skewered standards when it comes to women's bodies and looks.Amy even called out British singer Ellie Goulding.Following the "Love Me Like You Do" singer's speech, Amy cracked, "I love the way Ellie was like, 'Thank you for loving real people,' and she's like a f**king supermodel. Like, the little uglies, you found us!"Then she dropped this gem."I'm probably, like, 160 pounds right now and I can catch a d**k whenever I want," she quipped, as the crowd clapped. "Like, that's the truth. It's not a problem."Schumer also thanked Glamour U.K. for their non-sexist treatment of her."Any comic in the room knows that when a female comic does a photoshoot they're like, 'Oh cool, can you hold this plastic d**k over your head?’ ... They're the first magazine that was like, 'Smile,' and I was like, 'Where's the d**k?" she joked.
she's not wrong, theres plenty of men out there that stick their dick into anything (or anyone) resembling a female (and in a lot of cases, thats doesnt have to be the case either)
Hebrews would
Wait....she's bragging about being able to pull a dick? Lets be honest 90% of men online have low standards and would nail her via POF if she aged another 10yrs and put on another 160lbs on top.That's like bragging about mosquitoes biting you, you just need a pulse.
Amy Schumer has the face of a Cabbage Patch doll.
