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Title: Tossing Your Girlfriends Salad
Post by: Svengoolie on July 09, 2015, 05:31:08 AM
Have you? Would you? Tips from any of the old timers on the subject?
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Post by: thegamechanger on July 09, 2015, 05:32:45 AM
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Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 09, 2015, 05:33:38 AM
Have you? Would you? Tips from any of the old timers on the subject?


I love it. She's still iffy about it, but I could care less.
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Post by: Tapeworm on July 09, 2015, 05:35:20 AM
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Post by: Yamcha on July 09, 2015, 05:35:35 AM
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Post by: 240 is Back on July 09, 2015, 05:39:32 AM
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steve was way better than joe.
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Post by: Svengoolie on July 09, 2015, 05:43:06 AM

I love it. She's still iffy about it, but I could care less.

Thats surprising. I figure if anything she'd be fine with it, but not iffy.


I came close once while going down on a girl that was bent over. However, the nose knows so I avoided it.
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Post by: BigCyp on July 09, 2015, 05:52:39 AM
Nah, still trying to find a girlfriend that's cool with me being married.
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Post by: Yamcha on July 09, 2015, 05:53:58 AM
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Post by: The_Iron_Disciple on July 09, 2015, 05:54:25 AM
Thats surprising. I figure if anything she'd be fine with it, but not iffy.


I came close once while going down on a girl that was bent over. However, the nose knows so I avoided it.


She just says it feels weird. My last 2 exes said the same thing. Maybe I'm doing it wrong lol.
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Post by: 240 is Back on July 09, 2015, 06:01:16 AM
Nah, still trying to find a girlfriend that's cool with me being married.
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Post by: local hero on July 09, 2015, 06:03:41 AM


They should both get an STD check list tattooed around sexual organs too....
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Post by: 240 is Back on July 09, 2015, 06:07:12 AM
They should both get an STD check list tattooed around sexual organs too....

It's such an unjust world to think they have to keep these tattoos covered while standing on the elliptical machine next to us.

All those 30 minutes, side by side, we never realize Snapdragon McOctopus is just inches away from us.
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Post by: Skorp1o on July 09, 2015, 06:11:04 AM
I'm a big salad tossing fan, both as a dispatcher and a receiver.

A girl that tosses your salad is worth marrying IMHO.
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Post by: Yamcha on July 09, 2015, 06:15:45 AM
I'm a big salad tossing fan, both as a dispatcher and a receiver.

A girl that tosses your salad is worth marrying IMHO.

How would you go about dropping hints to a girl to do that though? I think it would take a "special" type of girl. One who isn't* worth marrying.

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Post by: Overload on July 09, 2015, 06:18:40 AM
Just make sure it's clean and tongue punch the twisted balloon knot.

They will learn to like it if you do it right.


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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 09, 2015, 06:48:14 AM
Yep, hard to avoid when it's inches away.  I've tongue many whore assholes.
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Post by: Svengoolie on July 09, 2015, 06:49:08 AM
Yep, hard to avoid when it's inches away.  I've tongue many whore assholes.

Any negative experiences in dealing with those numbers?
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Post by: Wiggs on July 09, 2015, 07:05:16 AM
Gotta eat the booty like groceries. So they say.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 09, 2015, 07:08:04 AM
Any negative experiences in dealing with those numbers?

None.  But you got to investigate the situation first.  Make sure she's nice and clean.
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Post by: Tapeworm on July 09, 2015, 07:18:51 AM
Gotta eat the booty like groceries. So they say.

And they always call the guy who runs the shop a green grocer.  As if there's other hues.  Who'd want to be known as a brown grocer?  Don't do it, Milt.
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on July 09, 2015, 07:39:18 AM
Credit to thegamechanger (I think) for this gem
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on July 09, 2015, 08:28:07 AM
steve was way better than joe.
Absolutely.
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Post by: _aj_ on July 09, 2015, 08:45:21 AM
steve was way better than joe.

You can always tell the folks that have kids because they have opinions on things like Blue's Clues.

The Wiggles FTW!
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Post by: Joe Pietaro on July 09, 2015, 09:02:27 AM
One of my favorite activities in the entire world. Unfortunately, my old lady doesn't share the same sentiments.
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Post by: herefortheglitter on July 09, 2015, 09:12:22 AM
You can always tell the folks that have kids because they have opinions on things like Blue's Clues.

The Wiggles FTW!

Creepiest show ever. Well, at least until they finally added a woman to the cast and it was no longer 4 grown ass men. Haha
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Post by: _aj_ on July 09, 2015, 09:13:41 AM
Creepiest show ever. Well, at least until they finally added a woman to the cast and it was no longer 4 grown ass men. Haha

We had one of their DVDs that was -- I swear -- like a bad acid trip. My wife and I used to get shitfaced and watch it after the boy was in bed. It was some seriously fucked up shit.
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Post by: Henda on July 09, 2015, 09:16:14 AM
Haven't done it to my gf for a few years now, I think about doing it to other girls all the time though, win I see a hot girl my first thought is burying my face in her ass
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Post by: herefortheglitter on July 09, 2015, 09:16:31 AM
We had one of their DVDs that was -- I swear -- like a bad acid trip. My wife and I used to get shitfaced and watch it after the boy was in bed. It was some seriously fucked up shit.

HAHAHA!!! I believe it...
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Post by: _aj_ on July 09, 2015, 09:18:01 AM
One of my favorite activities in the entire world. Unfortunately, my old lady doesn't share the same sentiments.

How about the girlfriend?
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Post by: MAXX on July 09, 2015, 09:32:55 AM
it's only nice on fresh girls with good hygiene

some girls are just... smelly :-X
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on July 09, 2015, 12:17:18 PM
Have you? Would you? Tips from any of the old timers on the subject?

no, but I would lick Goodrum's asshole.
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Post by: Skorp1o on July 09, 2015, 12:22:11 PM
Haven't done it to my gf for a few years now, I think about doing it to other girls all the time though, win I see a hot girl my first thought is burying my face in her ass

Same here, I dont consciously decide to toss a salad...but when a girl has a hot ass and you get a good bent over view of that fresh looking bum....you can't help but burry your face in it.
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Post by: Ronnie Rep on July 09, 2015, 12:25:49 PM
If its clean its me.
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Post by: visualizeperfection on July 09, 2015, 01:02:22 PM
Yes. At times I actually prefer eating the asshole of whores as opposed to the pussy of whores.


Sometimes asshole are just cleaner looking  ???


I love getting my ass ate, but I wouldn't have a serious girlfriend or a wife do it, I don't think.
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Post by: Svengoolie on July 09, 2015, 01:06:32 PM
I was checking out my girls butthole during doggie the other day, and she doesnt even have that stain some girls have. I think I'll go for it   ;D
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Post by: visualizeperfection on July 09, 2015, 01:08:31 PM
I was checking out my girls butthole during doggie the other day, and she doesnt even have that stain some girls have. I think I'll go for it   ;D


Does he shave his taint as well? Very stimulating area, you know.
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Post by: oldschoolfan on July 09, 2015, 01:34:39 PM
I was checking out my girls butthole during doggie the other day, and she doesnt even have that stain some girls have. I think I'll go for it   ;D


go for it bro stick your tongue right up her ass

and then get on your hands and knees   in ifbb pro doggy style position and be like i licked yours now you can lick mine !
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Post by: Rudee on July 09, 2015, 02:35:56 PM
Licking the purple starfish is not my thing.    In the words of Meatloaf,  "I'll do anything for love,  but I won't do that."
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Post by: solipsistic on July 09, 2015, 03:25:06 PM
Licking the purple starfish is not my thing.    In the words of Meatloaf,  "I'll do anything for love,  but I won't do that."


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Post by: Core on July 09, 2015, 03:43:16 PM
My ex had THE LONGEST tongue ive ever seen in my life it was seriously long like 2x your average tongue. We both got drunk for my birthday last year and I finally got to experience that tongue, and I must say it was life changing. I had her eat my ass for what felt like hours it felt so good and she shoved it all the way up there. No shame it was fricking awesome.
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Post by: oldschoolfan on July 09, 2015, 04:34:55 PM
My ex had THE LONGEST tongue ive ever seen in my life it was seriously long like 2x your average tongue. We both got drunk for my birthday last year and I finally got to experience that tongue, and I must say it was life changing. I had her eat my ass for what felt like hours it felt so good and she shoved it all the way up there. No shame it was fricking awesome.

core i am proud of you , i am the same way i wont even stay with a girl if she wont lick my asshole !
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on July 09, 2015, 04:44:20 PM
My ex had THE LONGEST tongue ive ever seen in my life it was seriously long like 2x your average tongue. We both got drunk for my birthday last year and I finally got to experience that tongue, and I must say it was life changing. I had her eat my ass for what felt like hours it felt so good and she shoved it all the way up there. No shame it was fricking awesome.
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Post by: Waller on July 09, 2015, 05:21:06 PM
I'm about to go to bed with the lady, I was going to have a nice shave myself, but I'm pretty pissed now so don't fancy putting a razor near my sack or crack. But I'll  be sure to dish out some tongue punching.
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Post by: WalterWhite on July 09, 2015, 05:51:41 PM
Nah, still trying to find a girlfriend that's cool with me being married.

 :D

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Post by: Irongrip400 on July 09, 2015, 06:17:42 PM
Yes. I don't mind if it's clean.
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Post by: HTexan on July 09, 2015, 08:30:09 PM
Eat it? No
Stick it in? Hell yes!!!
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Post by: Ken Fresno on July 09, 2015, 09:41:28 PM

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Post by: Coach is Back! on July 09, 2015, 09:48:25 PM


Lmao..hahaha
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Post by: SquidVicious on July 09, 2015, 09:59:20 PM
My ex had THE LONGEST tongue ive ever seen in my life it was seriously long like 2x your average tongue. We both got drunk for my birthday last year and I finally got to experience that tongue, and I must say it was life changing. I had her eat my ass for what felt like hours it felt so good and she shoved it all the way up there. No shame it was fricking awesome.
Greg Kovacs needed a girl like that. Wouldn't have even needed a towel.
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Post by: sync pulse on July 09, 2015, 10:23:17 PM
Licking the purple starfish is not my thing.    In the words of Meatloaf,  "I'll do anything for love,  but I won't do that."

Yes, and you have to remember that objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
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Post by: _bruce_ on July 09, 2015, 11:26:25 PM
Fiber's way overrated.
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Post by: blinky on July 10, 2015, 11:51:24 AM
love it. do it with pretty much every woman im with  ;D
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Post by: drmarkp on July 10, 2015, 06:38:05 PM
Have you? Would you? Tips from any of the old timers on the subject?

Yes, in my day similar term for it was 'blazin' the donut hole' ..
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Post by: Svengoolie on July 11, 2015, 04:06:59 AM
Well i did it and she enjoyed it and so did I. Thank you everyone.
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Post by: visualizeperfection on July 11, 2015, 08:49:52 AM
Well i did it and she enjoyed it and so did I. Thank you everyone.

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Post by: herne on July 11, 2015, 10:41:11 AM
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Post by: SquidVicious on July 11, 2015, 11:31:28 AM
I feel strongly that this thread and the Charlotte McKinney thread should be merged.
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Post by: Parker on July 11, 2015, 11:32:48 AM
We had one of their DVDs that was -- I swear -- like a bad acid trip. My wife and I used to get shitfaced and watch it after the boy was in bed. It was some seriously fucked up shit.
Watch this while drunk.
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Post by: 2Thick on July 11, 2015, 02:09:21 PM
Lick it and stick it!
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Post by: HTexan on July 11, 2015, 02:12:20 PM
Lick it and stick it!
fixed
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Post by: indie-lad on July 11, 2015, 02:34:30 PM
love it. do it with pretty much every woman im with  ;D

This. Nothing better than doing it and having done to me...