Author Topic: Tossing Your Girlfriends Salad (Read 10785 times)

herefortheglitter · « **Reply #25 on:** July 09, 2015, 09:12:22 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on July 09, 2015, 08:45:21 AM

You can always tell the folks that have kids because they have opinions on things like Blue's Clues.

The Wiggles FTW!

Creepiest show ever. Well, at least until they finally added a woman to the cast and it was no longer 4 grown ass men. Haha

_aj_ · « **Reply #26 on:** July 09, 2015, 09:13:41 AM »

Quote from: herefortheglitter on July 09, 2015, 09:12:22 AM

Creepiest show ever. Well, at least until they finally added a woman to the cast and it was no longer 4 grown ass men. Haha

We had one of their DVDs that was -- I swear -- like a bad acid trip. My wife and I used to get shitfaced and watch it after the boy was in bed. It was some seriously fucked up shit.

Henda · « **Reply #27 on:** July 09, 2015, 09:16:14 AM »

Haven't done it to my gf for a few years now, I think about doing it to other girls all the time though, win I see a hot girl my first thought is burying my face in her ass

herefortheglitter · « **Reply #28 on:** July 09, 2015, 09:16:31 AM »

Quote from: _aj_ on July 09, 2015, 09:13:41 AM

We had one of their DVDs that was -- I swear -- like a bad acid trip. My wife and I used to get shitfaced and watch it after the boy was in bed. It was some seriously fucked up shit.

HAHAHA!!! I believe it...

_aj_ · « **Reply #29 on:** July 09, 2015, 09:18:01 AM »

Quote from: Joe Pietaro on July 09, 2015, 09:02:27 AM

One of my favorite activities in the entire world. Unfortunately, my old lady doesn't share the same sentiments.

How about the girlfriend?

MAXX · « **Reply #30 on:** July 09, 2015, 09:32:55 AM »

it's only nice on fresh girls with good hygiene

some girls are just... smelly

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #31 on:** July 09, 2015, 12:17:18 PM »

Quote from: Svengoolie on July 09, 2015, 05:31:08 AM

Have you? Would you? Tips from any of the old timers on the subject?

no, but I would lick Goodrum's asshole.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #32 on:** July 09, 2015, 12:22:11 PM »

Quote from: bass generator on July 09, 2015, 09:16:14 AM

Haven't done it to my gf for a few years now, I think about doing it to other girls all the time though, win I see a hot girl my first thought is burying my face in her ass

Same here, I dont consciously decide to toss a salad...but when a girl has a hot ass and you get a good bent over view of that fresh looking bum....you can't help but burry your face in it.

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #33 on:** July 09, 2015, 12:25:49 PM »

If its clean its me.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #34 on:** July 09, 2015, 01:02:22 PM »

Yes. At times I actually prefer eating the asshole of whores as opposed to the pussy of whores.

Sometimes asshole are just cleaner looking

I love getting my ass ate, but I wouldn't have a serious girlfriend or a wife do it, I don't think.

Svengoolie · « **Reply #35 on:** July 09, 2015, 01:06:32 PM »

I was checking out my girls butthole during doggie the other day, and she doesnt even have that stain some girls have. I think I'll go for it

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #36 on:** July 09, 2015, 01:08:31 PM »

Quote from: Svengoolie on July 09, 2015, 01:06:32 PM

I was checking out my girls butthole during doggie the other day, and she doesnt even have that stain some girls have. I think I'll go for it

Does he shave his taint as well? Very stimulating area, you know.

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #37 on:** July 09, 2015, 01:34:39 PM »

Quote from: Svengoolie on July 09, 2015, 01:06:32 PM

I was checking out my girls butthole during doggie the other day, and she doesnt even have that stain some girls have. I think I'll go for it

go for it bro stick your tongue right up her ass

and then get on your hands and knees in ifbb pro doggy style position and be like i licked yours now you can lick mine !

Rudee · « **Reply #38 on:** July 09, 2015, 02:35:56 PM »

Licking the purple starfish is not my thing. In the words of Meatloaf, "I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that."

solipsistic · « **Reply #39 on:** July 09, 2015, 03:25:06 PM »

Quote from: Rudee on July 09, 2015, 02:35:56 PM

Licking the purple starfish is not my thing. In the words of Meatloaf, "I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that."

Core · « **Reply #40 on:** July 09, 2015, 03:43:16 PM »

My ex had THE LONGEST tongue ive ever seen in my life it was seriously long like 2x your average tongue. We both got drunk for my birthday last year and I finally got to experience that tongue, and I must say it was life changing. I had her eat my ass for what felt like hours it felt so good and she shoved it all the way up there. No shame it was fricking awesome.

oldschoolfan · « **Reply #41 on:** July 09, 2015, 04:34:55 PM »

Quote from: Core on July 09, 2015, 03:43:16 PM

My ex had THE LONGEST tongue ive ever seen in my life it was seriously long like 2x your average tongue. We both got drunk for my birthday last year and I finally got to experience that tongue, and I must say it was life changing. I had her eat my ass for what felt like hours it felt so good and she shoved it all the way up there. No shame it was fricking awesome.

core i am proud of you , i am the same way i wont even stay with a girl if she wont lick my asshole !

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #42 on:** July 09, 2015, 04:44:20 PM »

Quote from: Core on July 09, 2015, 03:43:16 PM

My ex had THE LONGEST tongue ive ever seen in my life it was seriously long like 2x your average tongue. We both got drunk for my birthday last year and I finally got to experience that tongue, and I must say it was life changing. I had her eat my ass for what felt like hours it felt so good and she shoved it all the way up there. No shame it was fricking awesome.

Waller · « **Reply #43 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:21:06 PM »

I'm about to go to bed with the lady, I was going to have a nice shave myself, but I'm pretty pissed now so don't fancy putting a razor near my sack or crack. But I'll be sure to dish out some tongue punching.

WalterWhite · « **Reply #44 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:51:41 PM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 09, 2015, 05:52:39 AM

Nah, still trying to find a girlfriend that's cool with me being married.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #45 on:** July 09, 2015, 06:17:42 PM »

Yes. I don't mind if it's clean.

HTexan · « **Reply #46 on:** July 09, 2015, 08:30:09 PM »

Eat it? No
Stick it in? Hell yes!!!

Ken Fresno · « **Reply #47 on:** July 09, 2015, 09:41:28 PM »

Quote from: solipsistic on July 09, 2015, 03:25:06 PM

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #48 on:** July 09, 2015, 09:48:25 PM »

Quote from: Yamcha on July 09, 2015, 05:53:58 AM

Lmao..hahaha

SquidVicious · « **Reply #49 on:** July 09, 2015, 09:59:20 PM »

Quote from: Core on July 09, 2015, 03:43:16 PM

My ex had THE LONGEST tongue ive ever seen in my life it was seriously long like 2x your average tongue. We both got drunk for my birthday last year and I finally got to experience that tongue, and I must say it was life changing. I had her eat my ass for what felt like hours it felt so good and she shoved it all the way up there. No shame it was fricking awesome.

Greg Kovacs needed a girl like that. Wouldn't have even needed a towel.