Author Topic: Tossing Your Girlfriends Salad (Read 10791 times)

Svengoolie · « **on:** July 09, 2015, 05:31:08 AM »

Have you? Would you? Tips from any of the old timers on the subject?

thegamechanger · « **Reply #1 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:32:45 AM »

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #2 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:33:38 AM »

Quote from: Svengoolie on July 09, 2015, 05:31:08 AM

Have you? Would you? Tips from any of the old timers on the subject?

I love it. She's still iffy about it, but I could care less.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #3 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:35:20 AM »

Yamcha · « **Reply #4 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:35:35 AM »

240 is Back · « **Reply #5 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:39:32 AM »

Quote from: Yamcha on July 09, 2015, 05:35:35 AM

steve was way better than joe.

Svengoolie · « **Reply #6 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:43:06 AM »

Quote from: The_Iron_Disciple on July 09, 2015, 05:33:38 AM

I love it. She's still iffy about it, but I could care less.

Thats surprising. I figure if anything she'd be fine with it, but not iffy.

I came close once while going down on a girl that was bent over. However, the nose knows so I avoided it.

BigCyp · « **Reply #7 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:52:39 AM »

Nah, still trying to find a girlfriend that's cool with me being married.

Yamcha · « **Reply #8 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:53:58 AM »

The_Iron_Disciple · « **Reply #9 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:54:25 AM »

Quote from: Svengoolie on July 09, 2015, 05:43:06 AM

Thats surprising. I figure if anything she'd be fine with it, but not iffy.

I came close once while going down on a girl that was bent over. However, the nose knows so I avoided it.

She just says it feels weird. My last 2 exes said the same thing. Maybe I'm doing it wrong lol.

240 is Back · « **Reply #10 on:** July 09, 2015, 06:01:16 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on July 09, 2015, 05:52:39 AM

Nah, still trying to find a girlfriend that's cool with me being married.

local hero · « **Reply #11 on:** July 09, 2015, 06:03:41 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 09, 2015, 06:01:16 AM

They should both get an STD check list tattooed around sexual organs too....

240 is Back · « **Reply #12 on:** July 09, 2015, 06:07:12 AM »

Quote from: local hero on July 09, 2015, 06:03:41 AM

They should both get an STD check list tattooed around sexual organs too....

It's such an unjust world to think they have to keep these tattoos covered while standing on the elliptical machine next to us.

All those 30 minutes, side by side, we never realize Snapdragon McOctopus is just inches away from us.

Skorp1o · « **Reply #13 on:** July 09, 2015, 06:11:04 AM »

I'm a big salad tossing fan, both as a dispatcher and a receiver.

A girl that tosses your salad is worth marrying IMHO.

Yamcha · « **Reply #14 on:** July 09, 2015, 06:15:45 AM »

Quote from: Skorp1o on July 09, 2015, 06:11:04 AM

I'm a big salad tossing fan, both as a dispatcher and a receiver.

A girl that tosses your salad is worth marrying IMHO.

How would you go about dropping hints to a girl to do that though? I think it would take a "special" type of girl. One who isn't* worth marrying.

Overload · « **Reply #15 on:** July 09, 2015, 06:18:40 AM »

Just make sure it's clean and tongue punch the twisted balloon knot.

They will learn to like it if you do it right.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #16 on:** July 09, 2015, 06:48:14 AM »

Yep, hard to avoid when it's inches away. I've tongue many whore assholes.

Svengoolie · « **Reply #17 on:** July 09, 2015, 06:49:08 AM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 09, 2015, 06:48:14 AM

Yep, hard to avoid when it's inches away. I've tongue many whore assholes.

Any negative experiences in dealing with those numbers?

Wiggs · « **Reply #18 on:** July 09, 2015, 07:05:16 AM »

Gotta eat the booty like groceries. So they say.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #19 on:** July 09, 2015, 07:08:04 AM »

Quote from: Svengoolie on July 09, 2015, 06:49:08 AM

Any negative experiences in dealing with those numbers?

None. But you got to investigate the situation first. Make sure she's nice and clean.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #20 on:** July 09, 2015, 07:18:51 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on July 09, 2015, 07:05:16 AM

Gotta eat the booty like groceries. So they say.

And they always call the guy who runs the shop a green grocer. As if there's other hues. Who'd want to be known as a brown grocer? Don't do it, Milt.

Obvious Gimmick · « **Reply #21 on:** July 09, 2015, 07:39:18 AM »

Credit to thegamechanger (I think) for this gem

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #22 on:** July 09, 2015, 08:28:07 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 09, 2015, 05:39:32 AM

steve was way better than joe.

Absolutely.

_aj_ · « **Reply #23 on:** July 09, 2015, 08:45:21 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on July 09, 2015, 05:39:32 AM

steve was way better than joe.

You can always tell the folks that have kids because they have opinions on things like Blue's Clues.

The Wiggles FTW!

Joe Pietaro · « **Reply #24 on:** July 09, 2015, 09:02:27 AM »

One of my favorite activities in the entire world. Unfortunately, my old lady doesn't share the same sentiments.