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Title: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 22, 2015, 10:41:48 AM
I wasted a lot of money in strip joints, lonely and just wanting to be loved and have intimacy. I was already in AA for many years, but I suppose I was a dry drunk. As I sat for up to 10 hours at a time in those strip joints, nursing a warm non alcoholic beer, I was trying to forge emotional connections with the dancers. These visits were always the same: I would start off full of enthusiasm with my pay for the week. The girls would get to me, making me think I was seducing them. Then I would blow my rent money on lap dances. Hours later I would drag my broke self out of there asking myself how it happened again. I remember hiding from the landlord as he knocked on my door. I remember literally banging my head against the wall in frustration. I couldn't stop myself. The strippers owned me. Then the day of reckoning came when I discovered I didn't have a dime left to my name. I asked some people for help and began attending Sex Addicts Anonymous. I don't go to the strip joints one day at a time and I follow The 12 Steps. Sometimes I miss the excitement of the strip joints but at least I'm holding on to my money and paying my rent on time. I really lost a lot of money and time to asex Addition. I should own a home at my age, but I rent a slum apartment. Hopefully I'll get there some day.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: wes on August 22, 2015, 10:42:27 AM
Terrible Gimmick Of Peace   :(
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Uncle Joon on August 22, 2015, 10:42:58 AM
Terrible Gimmick Of Peace   :(


 :-* ;)
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 22, 2015, 10:43:20 AM
Terrible Gimmick Of Peace   :(
I wish it were a gimmick. Unfortunately it's all true.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: TuHolmes on August 22, 2015, 10:44:13 AM
I couldn't imagine a world without strippers and liquor.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: wes on August 22, 2015, 10:44:37 AM
I wish it were a gimmick. Unfortunately it's all true.
I worked in a strip joint for 13 years........barely spent a dime,that`s what the women there are for.


You looked at it all wrong holmes!!
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Uncle Joon on August 22, 2015, 10:45:07 AM
I wish it were a gimmick. Unfortunately it's all true.

you beauty  ;D
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Nether Animal on August 22, 2015, 10:45:56 AM
Sheesh, at least Kenpo Machine was entertaining in an ironic sense, this gimmick sucks :(
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: _aj_ on August 22, 2015, 10:46:09 AM
Tony, just do what the rest of us do: ask Joon for some dough.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 22, 2015, 10:46:23 AM
I worked in a strip joint for 13 years........barely spent a dime,that`s what the women there are for.


You looked at it all wrong holmes!!
I'm not sure what that means. At the strip joints I went to the women were there to drain men of their money.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Uncle Joon on August 22, 2015, 10:48:37 AM
Tony, just do what the rest of us do: ask Joon for some dough.

Are u that dum that u dont know who's gimmick this is?
u too dumb man
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: wes on August 22, 2015, 10:49:20 AM
I'm not sure what that means. At the strip joints I went to the women were there to drain men of their money.
Same in the ones I went to,I was just a smooth operator and knew how to play hoes!  ;)
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: TuHolmes on August 22, 2015, 10:53:27 AM
Same in the ones I went to,I was just a smooth operator and knew how to play hoes!  ;)

The key to banging strippers was told to me by a friend of mine who worked as a door man...

I was standing outside of one of the local establishments, when a true cowboy walked up, Stetson hat, boots, massive belt buckle.

Cowboy asks the door man, "What do I gotta do to date one of these girls in here?"

Doorman asks him, "Do you have a job?"

Cowboy says, "Yeah... Good one."

"Do you have a car?"

"Yeah, I drive that truck over there."

"Do you have your own place to live?"

"Yeah, I have a decent house in the country."



Doorman looks at him without missing a beat and says,
"Alright... So quit your job. Sell your truck. Move in with your mom or a friend. 

These bitches will come beating down your door then."


This is about as accurate as you can get.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: wes on August 22, 2015, 10:54:29 AM
The key to banging strippers was told to me by a friend of mine who worked as a door man...

I was standing outside of one of the local establishments, when a true cowboy walked up, Stetson hat, boots, massive belt buckle.

Cowboy asks the door man, "What do I gotta do to date one of these girls in here?"

Doorman asks him, "Do you have a job?"

Cowboy says, "Yeah... Good one."

"Do you have a car?"

"Yeah, I drive that truck over there."

"Do you have your own place to live?"

"Yeah, I have a decent house in the country."



Doorman looks at him without missing a beat and says,
"Alright... So quit your job. Sell your truck. Move in with your mom or a friend. 

These bitches will come beating down your door then."


This is about as accurate as you can get.
Very true !!  :D
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 22, 2015, 10:54:35 AM
Same in the ones I went to,I was just a smooth operator and knew how to play hoes!  ;)
I never had that touch. I spent decades being manipulated by strippers and hookers.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: wes on August 22, 2015, 10:55:55 AM
I never had that touch. I spent decades being manipulated by strippers and hookers.
You`re dismissed!! 
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: ritch on August 22, 2015, 10:59:49 AM
Been twice in my life. Stayed at one place, once, had 4 lap dances, did not see the point. Was probably 2001 or something.

Say I had tonnes of cash to burn, sure, could be fun.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Uncle Joon on August 22, 2015, 11:04:23 AM
Been twice in my life. Stayed at one place, once, had 4 lap dances, did not see the point. Was probably 2001 or something.

Say I had tonnes of cash to burn, sure, could be fun.


Sorry to interupt you man, real sorry, but I just wanted to let you know that if you ever told me which pro you were in pm I wouldn't ever tell anyone man.

your ritch pianna aren't you?
I just feel it man, u feel like pianna to me
huge fan dude
love your work
godbless
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Deadlifted on August 22, 2015, 11:04:40 AM
damn lay off the creatine, didn't I warn u in the other thread about that shit. too anabolic 4 guys like u
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: ritch on August 22, 2015, 11:08:45 AM

Sorry to interupt you man, real sorry, but I just wanted to let you know that if you ever told me which pro you were in pm I wouldn't ever tell anyone man.

your ritch pianna aren't you?
I just feel it man, u feel like pianna to me
huge fan dude
love your work
godbless

ya man, that's me! I even have your name tattoo's on me (hard to see, but it's in there among the rest of the tribal mess...) Most of us know who you are and we all speak of this legend who goes by the name of "joon" on the infamous "getbig" message board.

Let's just keep this our little secret though. I have enough pm"s as is with people trying to pick my brain and all the awesomeness that comes from it!
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Uncle Joon on August 22, 2015, 11:12:53 AM
ya man, that's me! I even have your name tattoo's on me (hard to see, but it's in there among the rest of the tribal mess...) Most of us know who you are and we all speak of this legend who goes by the name of "joon" on the infamous "getbig" message board.

Let's just keep this our little secret though. I have enough pm"s as is with people trying to pick my brain and all the awesomeness that comes from it!

Hahahahahah.....that's fucking awesome dude.
Love you man I come say hello at Olympia and do some shoots with you man.
Peace and love
Joon
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: falco on August 22, 2015, 11:41:39 AM
I wasted a lot of money in strip joints, lonely and just wanting to be loved and have intimacy. I was already in AA for many years, but I suppose I was a dry drunk. As I sat for up to 10 hours at a time in those strip joints, nursing a warm non alcoholic beer, I was trying to forge emotional connections with the dancers. These visits were always the same: I would start off full of enthusiasm with my pay for the week. The girls would get to me, making me think I was seducing them. Then I would blow my rent money on lap dances. Hours later I would drag my broke self out of there asking myself how it happened again. I remember hiding from the landlord as he knocked on my door. I remember literally banging my head against the wall in frustration. I couldn't stop myself. The strippers owned me. Then the day of reckoning came when I discovered I didn't have a dime left to my name. I asked some people for help and began attending Sex Addicts Anonymous. I don't go to the strip joints one day at a time and I follow The 12 Steps. Sometimes I miss the excitement of the strip joints but at least I'm holding on to my money and paying my rent on time. I really lost a lot of money and time to asex Addition. I should own a home at my age, but I rent a slum apartment. Hopefully I'll get there some day.


That some boring stuff right there mate.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 22, 2015, 11:55:16 AM
That some boring stuff right there mate.
If you think that's boring, try living that life for 28 years. The only thing I've got going for me now is my bodybuilding. That's where the Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division comes in. I'm determined to finally make something of myself.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Azzaro on August 22, 2015, 12:33:14 PM
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Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Royalty on August 22, 2015, 01:35:05 PM
August 6th
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 22, 2015, 01:35:46 PM
I wasted a lot of money in strip joints, lonely and just wanting to be loved and have intimacy. I was already in AA for many years, but I suppose I was a dry drunk. As I sat for up to 10 hours at a time in those strip joints, nursing a warm non alcoholic beer, I was trying to forge emotional connections with the dancers. These visits were always the same: I would start off full of enthusiasm with my pay for the week. The girls would get to me, making me think I was seducing them. Then I would blow my rent money on lap dances. Hours later I would drag my broke self out of there asking myself how it happened again. I remember hiding from the landlord as he knocked on my door. I remember literally banging my head against the wall in frustration. I couldn't stop myself. The strippers owned me. Then the day of reckoning came when I discovered I didn't have a dime left to my name. I asked some people for help and began attending Sex Addicts Anonymous. I don't go to the strip joints one day at a time and I follow The 12 Steps. Sometimes I miss the excitement of the strip joints but at least I'm holding on to my money and paying my rent on time. I really lost a lot of money and time to asex Addition. I should own a home at my age, but I rent a slum apartment. Hopefully I'll get there some day.


Great singing and dancing
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Irongrip400 on August 22, 2015, 01:40:15 PM
Did you get laid from going to the sexaholics anonymous meetings? I always wondered about that.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: NaturalWonder83 on August 22, 2015, 01:52:26 PM
Hahahahahah.....that's fucking awesome dude.
Love you man I come say hello at Olympia and do some shoots with you man.
Peace and love
Joon
holy crap u try too hard
You're the least funny person I've ever encountered
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Kwon_2 on August 22, 2015, 01:55:41 PM
Hahahahahah.....that's fucking awesome dude.
Love you man I come say hello at Olympia and do some shoots with you man.
Peace and love
Joon

Hilarious!  :D ;D

Quite the sense of humor.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: robcguns on August 22, 2015, 08:57:10 PM
I spent years in strip clubs and spent a lot of cash,I paid for sex from many of them and got laid for free many times as well.Any guy that spends money at strip club should def get something bj or sex.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 23, 2015, 05:06:08 AM
I spent years in strip clubs and spent a lot of cash,I paid for sex from many of them and got laid for free many times as well.Any guy that spends money at strip club should def get something bj or sex.
I ate stripper pussy, ate stripper ass, got laid, etc. My life was in the gutter because of Sex Addiction. Today I ask God to remove the desire to act out with this addiction and I attend both Sex Addicts Anonymous and Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and I work the 12 Steps.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: _aj_ on August 23, 2015, 05:22:06 AM
August 6th

Those were some good times...
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: King Shizzo on August 23, 2015, 05:23:31 AM
I ate stripper pussy, ate stripper ass, got laid, etc. My life was in the gutter because of Sex Addiction. Today I ask God to remove the desire to act out with this addiction and I attend both Sex Addicts Anonymous and Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and I work the 12 Steps.
Hi MOS!
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: robcguns on August 23, 2015, 05:38:08 AM
I ate stripper pussy, ate stripper ass, got laid, etc. My life was in the gutter because of Sex Addiction. Today I ask God to remove the desire to act out with this addiction and I attend both Sex Addicts Anonymous and Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and I work the 12 Steps.

You ate stripper ass and pussy?thats pretty fucked,I guess you did have a sex addiction.Either way good luck.
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: smoothasf on August 23, 2015, 05:55:24 AM
Bet they all looked at you like a broken atm that gave out free money if they rubbed their clunge against the screen.  Why didn't you just go to Thailand a few times a year?
Title: Re: The money I have wasted in strip joints
Post by: Tony_Jack on August 23, 2015, 08:39:35 AM
Bet they all looked at you like a broken atm that gave out free money if they rubbed their clunge against the screen.  Why didn't you just go to Thailand a few times a year?
Was never a fan of Asian.