The money I have wasted in strip joints

[Tony_Jack]

I wasted a lot of money in strip joints, lonely and just wanting to be loved and have intimacy. I was already in AA for many years, but I suppose I was a dry drunk. As I sat for up to 10 hours at a time in those strip joints, nursing a warm non alcoholic beer, I was trying to forge emotional connections with the dancers. These visits were always the same: I would start off full of enthusiasm with my pay for the week. The girls would get to me, making me think I was seducing them. Then I would blow my rent money on lap dances. Hours later I would drag my broke self out of there asking myself how it happened again. I remember hiding from the landlord as he knocked on my door. I remember literally banging my head against the wall in frustration. I couldn't stop myself. The strippers owned me. Then the day of reckoning came when I discovered I didn't have a dime left to my name. I asked some people for help and began attending Sex Addicts Anonymous. I don't go to the strip joints one day at a time and I follow The 12 Steps. Sometimes I miss the excitement of the strip joints but at least I'm holding on to my money and paying my rent on time. I really lost a lot of money and time to asex Addition. I should own a home at my age, but I rent a slum apartment. Hopefully I'll get there some day.

[wes]

Terrible Gimmick Of Peace   

[Uncle Joon]

Terrible Gimmick Of Peace   

 

[Tony_Jack]

Terrible Gimmick Of Peace   

I wish it were a gimmick. Unfortunately it's all true.

[TuHolmes]

I couldn't imagine a world without strippers and liquor.

[wes]

I wish it were a gimmick. Unfortunately it's all true.

I worked in a strip joint for 13 years........barely spent a dime,that`s what the women there are for.


You looked at it all wrong holmes!!

[Uncle Joon]

I wish it were a gimmick. Unfortunately it's all true.

you beauty 

[Nether Animal]

Sheesh, at least Kenpo Machine was entertaining in an ironic sense, this gimmick sucks

[_aj_]

Tony, just do what the rest of us do: ask Joon for some dough.

[Tony_Jack]

I worked in a strip joint for 13 years........barely spent a dime,that`s what the women there are for.


You looked at it all wrong holmes!!

I'm not sure what that means. At the strip joints I went to the women were there to drain men of their money.

[Uncle Joon]

Tony, just do what the rest of us do: ask Joon for some dough.

Are u that dum that u dont know who's gimmick this is?
u too dumb man

[wes]

I'm not sure what that means. At the strip joints I went to the women were there to drain men of their money.

Same in the ones I went to,I was just a smooth operator and knew how to play hoes! 

[TuHolmes]

Same in the ones I went to,I was just a smooth operator and knew how to play hoes! 

The key to banging strippers was told to me by a friend of mine who worked as a door man...

I was standing outside of one of the local establishments, when a true cowboy walked up, Stetson hat, boots, massive belt buckle.

Cowboy asks the door man, "What do I gotta do to date one of these girls in here?"

Doorman asks him, "Do you have a job?"

Cowboy says, "Yeah... Good one."

"Do you have a car?"

"Yeah, I drive that truck over there."

"Do you have your own place to live?"

"Yeah, I have a decent house in the country."



Doorman looks at him without missing a beat and says,
"Alright... So quit your job. Sell your truck. Move in with your mom or a friend. 

These bitches will come beating down your door then."


This is about as accurate as you can get.

[wes]

The key to banging strippers was told to me by a friend of mine who worked as a door man...

I was standing outside of one of the local establishments, when a true cowboy walked up, Stetson hat, boots, massive belt buckle.

Cowboy asks the door man, "What do I gotta do to date one of these girls in here?"

Doorman asks him, "Do you have a job?"

Cowboy says, "Yeah... Good one."

"Do you have a car?"

"Yeah, I drive that truck over there."

"Do you have your own place to live?"

"Yeah, I have a decent house in the country."



Doorman looks at him without missing a beat and says,
"Alright... So quit your job. Sell your truck. Move in with your mom or a friend. 

These bitches will come beating down your door then."


This is about as accurate as you can get.

Very true !! 

[Tony_Jack]

Same in the ones I went to,I was just a smooth operator and knew how to play hoes! 

I never had that touch. I spent decades being manipulated by strippers and hookers.

[wes]

I never had that touch. I spent decades being manipulated by strippers and hookers.

You`re dismissed!! 

[ritch]

Been twice in my life. Stayed at one place, once, had 4 lap dances, did not see the point. Was probably 2001 or something.

Say I had tonnes of cash to burn, sure, could be fun.

[Uncle Joon]

Been twice in my life. Stayed at one place, once, had 4 lap dances, did not see the point. Was probably 2001 or something.

Say I had tonnes of cash to burn, sure, could be fun.

Sorry to interupt you man, real sorry, but I just wanted to let you know that if you ever told me which pro you were in pm I wouldn't ever tell anyone man.

your ritch pianna aren't you?
I just feel it man, u feel like pianna to me
huge fan dude
love your work
godbless

[Deadlifted]

damn lay off the creatine, didn't I warn u in the other thread about that shit. too anabolic 4 guys like u

[ritch]

Sorry to interupt you man, real sorry, but I just wanted to let you know that if you ever told me which pro you were in pm I wouldn't ever tell anyone man.

your ritch pianna aren't you?
I just feel it man, u feel like pianna to me
huge fan dude
love your work
godbless

ya man, that's me! I even have your name tattoo's on me (hard to see, but it's in there among the rest of the tribal mess...) Most of us know who you are and we all speak of this legend who goes by the name of "joon" on the infamous "getbig" message board.

Let's just keep this our little secret though. I have enough pm"s as is with people trying to pick my brain and all the awesomeness that comes from it!

[Uncle Joon]

ya man, that's me! I even have your name tattoo's on me (hard to see, but it's in there among the rest of the tribal mess...) Most of us know who you are and we all speak of this legend who goes by the name of "joon" on the infamous "getbig" message board.

Let's just keep this our little secret though. I have enough pm"s as is with people trying to pick my brain and all the awesomeness that comes from it!

Hahahahahah.....that's fucking awesome dude.
Love you man I come say hello at Olympia and do some shoots with you man.
Peace and love
Joon

[falco]

I wasted a lot of money in strip joints, lonely and just wanting to be loved and have intimacy. I was already in AA for many years, but I suppose I was a dry drunk. As I sat for up to 10 hours at a time in those strip joints, nursing a warm non alcoholic beer, I was trying to forge emotional connections with the dancers. These visits were always the same: I would start off full of enthusiasm with my pay for the week. The girls would get to me, making me think I was seducing them. Then I would blow my rent money on lap dances. Hours later I would drag my broke self out of there asking myself how it happened again. I remember hiding from the landlord as he knocked on my door. I remember literally banging my head against the wall in frustration. I couldn't stop myself. The strippers owned me. Then the day of reckoning came when I discovered I didn't have a dime left to my name. I asked some people for help and began attending Sex Addicts Anonymous. I don't go to the strip joints one day at a time and I follow The 12 Steps. Sometimes I miss the excitement of the strip joints but at least I'm holding on to my money and paying my rent on time. I really lost a lot of money and time to asex Addition. I should own a home at my age, but I rent a slum apartment. Hopefully I'll get there some day.

That some boring stuff right there mate.

[Tony_Jack]

That some boring stuff right there mate.

If you think that's boring, try living that life for 28 years. The only thing I've got going for me now is my bodybuilding. That's where the Natural Mr. Universe Masters Division comes in. I'm determined to finally make something of myself.

[Azzaro]

[Royalty]

August 6th