Fascinating.
I traded forex for a while there, fucking hated the stress though.
Just post on the sports board and see if it grows from there.
Please provide your real name fuckface so that we can verify your claims of making millions as a gambler.
Great video.
I have employees that earn in a month what you earn in a year. When you have money you don't need to show it to anonymous people online.
You mean like you just did?
Epic contradiction.
Thanks bro, any video requests let me know
The far and inbetween astute one's amongst you would have already and sensibly decerned that I am indeed not only a millionaire but a multi-fucking-millionaire (who has downplayed his wealth if anything out of embarrasment as to not make others feel worse).....dude no one cares, sf1900 purple walls ate more interesting then your 100 posts about yourself per day. And you have changed your story so many times that even if someone care they dont know what to believe because your credibility on getbig is zero
THAT in itself was never a question for the smart cookies amongst you out there!!!!.......
HOWEVER, what WAS and STILL is till today ......a MAJOR curiousity to everyone is:
"where the hell does this kid get all his money from"???
You have ALL been scratching your dandruff infested frustrated heads into obilitration at the lack of the answer."Is he a gangta"? "is he a drug dealer"...."is he a trust fund kid"....to all kinds of other daft speculations.
The IRONY IS that the ANSWER has ALWAYS been right under your noses all along..... you have just been too stupid to figuire it out...
When I said "I am a G" I was NOT LYING and I am in FACT and have ALWAYS been a fucking "G"
Now I had literally about 200 pm's about this so far......asking if I am a "Gangsta" or a "Drug dealer" .......to one schmoe even asking me if I was connected to the Shah of Iran in the Soprano's (because I had a big nose too) ::) to lots of other nonesense
Now it is NOT my fucking fault that when I said "I am a G" that you buffoons thought it meant I was saying I am a GANGSTA...
When I said " I am a G"......I meant and ALWAYS meant:
I AM A GAMBLER
That's right you heard it correct.
I AM and HAVE ALWAYS been a professional gambler all my life.
dude no one cares, sf1900 purple walls ate more interesting then your 100 posts about yourself per day. And you have changed your story so many times that even if someone care they dont know what to believe because your credibility on getbig is zero
Thanks bro, any video requests let me know
What kind of poker do you play??
Post a walk through of your place. I would love to see it. If in fact you are wealthy, then great job man. I have never known anyone with true wealth openly talking of it. I absolutely believe that my top three producers earn more than you, but I would be happy for you if in fact you do out earn them.
I WANT others to build immense wealth. There is so much opportunity in the world. Literally every human has a chance to build wealth. Not everyone wants that - and that fine too. I don't gamble but have friends that do - in fact some that gamble heavily.
Hopefully you are every bit as wealthy as you say man.
you guys buy into this guys trolling. every single time. just goes to show what type of people are on this site.
if you don't lift why are you on this site?
if your not into bodybuilding why are you on this site?
why is this joon guy here if he is not into either lifting or bodybuilding?
use your brains
these characters do bring a lot of entertainment though. that i give full credit too.
I have never known anyone with true wealth openly talking of it. I absolutely believe that my top three producers earn more than you
I have shoulder surgery. I have had 5 professional MMA fights an won all of them. I used to train at London Shootfighters, u can ring up Giorgio Andrews (google him) and ask him.
I would destroy probably 90% of anyone on this board in a MMA fight who is not trained. Those are just he facts not me beinig arrogant.
I have shoulder surgery. I have had 5 professional MMA fights an won all of them. I used to train at London Shootfighters, u can ring up Giorgio Andrews (google him) and ask him.
I would destroy probably 90% of anyone on this board in a MMA fight who is not trained. Those are just he facts not me beinig arrogant.
I seem to me more interested in smoking weed all day than gambling today.
It's very individualistic most don't some do, you only have to think of Dan Bilzerian, Donald Trump, many actors and actresses, the list is endless of people who I can think of that not only talk about wealth openly but flaunt it.... you only need to take a trip to Monaco or Moscow or Dubai to see that for yourself.
I am not sure how much your producers are worth but unless they are worth 40 million dollars in liquid cash and assets then I guess they are not as rich as me, not talking about the 400 million family inheritance I stand to fortune either but that ok, there are many people richer than me who's wealth dwarf mine, especially the guys in Dubai but u don't see me bitching and complaining like a whiny cu nt and harrassing them out of biterness.
Yes there is absolutely no excuse for people not to make major bucks sitting in the underpants at home drinking wine and smooking zoot all day so long as they have a computer, an internet connection and a little bit of brains.
This is not generation nothingness, this is generation awesomeness, anyone who is not disabled or ill who is broke these days is plain fucking lazy or stupid and shot be farted on repeatedly
These below in the video are the modern G's of today. Accept it. They have brains, u don't. I am trying to give u something here for nothing that would change u life but your ignorance only allows you to see wall of purple font.
I have shoulder surgery. I have had 5 professional MMA fights an won all of them. I used to train at London Shootfighters, u can ring up Giorgio Andrews (google him) and ask him.
I would destroy probably 90% of anyone on this board in a MMA fight who is not trained. Those are just he facts not me beinig arrogant.
again, this is bodybuilding board not mma
why are you here again? like the others who aren't into lifting or bodybuilding yes post here. your in the 'other" category
we realize your kind supports bodybuilding, but your very creepy to us
anyone who has ever done anything for real here have posted their real identifies. like us competitors have.
give us more entertaining videos at least. we will tolerate your lies and such thats fine, but at least be good at something!
again, this is bodybuilding board not mma
why are you here again? like the others who aren't into lifting or bodybuilding yes post here. your in the 'other" category
we realize your kind supports bodybuilding, but your very creepy to us
anyone who has ever done anything for real here have posted their real identifies. like us competitors have.
give us more entertaining videos at least. we will tolerate your lies and such thats fine, but at least be good at something!
Ok so in this thread I am not going to go through how I got to where I got to today...... I am gonna do it ass backwards and talk about where I am today and go backwards to how i got there.....hope that makes sense...lol ;)
Rule number 1: in day of a successfull proffesional gambler is you ALWAYS wake up to the smell of pussy all over you, preferabably the scent of several pussies, but as an absolute minium one pussy a day....pussy juice has been shown to be a muscle relaxant and will put you in a nice relaxed mood which is so important for gambling.
Rule number 2: Always have at least 3 glasses of wine when you first wake up in the moring and most definately must smoke at least once big joint of skunk.
Rule number 3: You must have dance, hip hop, garage or some kind of half decent music playing in the back ground.
Rule number 4: Must have junk food lying around for when u get munchies, a fed happy relaxed gambler is a winning gambler.
Rule number 5: Must have awesome broadband connection and several backs in case any of them fail and several computers networked.
Rule number 6: Several TV/Cable screens with all the sports channels across the world via sattellite, a cell phone with whatsapp and viber on it.
Rule number 7: Have some escort sites and porn sites open in the back ground.
Rule number 8: Go to www.betfair.com and create an account and deposit 2k and lets get rocking and rolling.
Rule number 9: Call your drug dealer and get some coke lined up for later on.
We good to go now.
I have shoulder surgery. I have had 5 professional MMA fights an won all of them. I used to train at London Shootfighters, u can ring up Giorgio Andrews (google him) and ask him.
I would destroy probably 90% of anyone on this board in a MMA fight who is not trained. Those are just he facts not me beinig arrogant.
you can do whatever you want man . your that crazy fat guy named josh right? the one who stalks people and was in government housing and all that jazz? from canada i think?
i can't keep track of your screen names so if your not that guy then whatever carry on
So, you are saying the 4 from Two Months to Two Million are the "gs" and "brains" of today. Ok lets look at that. The show itself was a massive flop, pulled from the air after 3 episodes. They played out the 2 months however, mainly for the 2 plus 2 forum, and came up SUBSTANTIALLY SHORT of their 2 million goal. Of the 4, Patel and Stern are the only players who actually win, while the other 2 are lifetime losers at cash and tournaments and essentially have disappeared.
bah Im not that fat :-\ :( ok maybe I am :-X :D
well may as well go straight to the source
quit stalking people man it isn't healthy. i thought you wanted mental health? can you not help it?
Send me a thousand euros and I will use it as your student in gambling.
I play the euromillions, any luck with that? no real skill to that game though right...
What I am saying is that I PERSONALLY grew up playing poker with many of the modern day professional poker players many of whom including myself went on to have huge success. I grew up with guys like Tony Bloom, Channing, Akenhead, Praz, Vicky and many many many others and what seperates us from guys like you is knowledge of what we are doing and ability to execute what is needed to be a long term winner as professionals.
Guys like you unfortunately are totally alien to us because essentially you lack basic impulse control and emmotional control so someone like yourself unfortunately is always going to be a long term lose in poker.
I am sure you would agree with that yourself, its not me trying to be mean or horrible to you but its just stating the facts.
Many young guys you refer to as "generation nothingness" laugh in your general direction because while they make millions on the internet in their pyjama's you schmucks have to go work a 9-5 for peanuts.
So when an uber genius like me tries to teach u something ud be wise to try and learn from the best instead of being antagonistic.
The fact is that if we played HU omaha me and you I would beat you long term 100% of the time.
You can always ante up and play me if you care to prove me wrong.
Joon is for real as far as the gambling goes for sure, see my dad was a semi pro poker player for years and all these names like Tony Bloom Joon brings up where my dads poker aquantances. You wouldn't know those names unless you were a real fish in the poker sea.
are you high? I know the name Tony Bloom and Im a smalllllllll time online player. Thats a super common name in poker. Try again.
the only difference between me and joon is he was lucky enough to be born into a family that was stink loaded rich.
Joon is for real as far as the gambling goes for sure, see my dad was a semi pro poker player for years and all these names like Tony Bloom Joon brings up where my dads poker aquantances. You wouldn't know those names unless you were a real fish in the poker sea.
The difference is you didn't play with guys like bloom for 15 years straight. Dp you even have any idea how much Tony is worth? He was head of IG Index for years before setting up his own betting firm, he owns a football club for fucks sake, has an easy couple hundred mil in the bank.
Why don't you send Freedy Deeb or John Cabbage or James Akenhead or any of the boys my pics and ask if they know me.
Even Darren knows people I do....sorry fella you and me are worlds apart.
No disrespect u suck at poker, like I said whenever ur ready to pony up and play I'll play you call the mixed games too. You would get destroyed in pretty much everything.
Only game id give u a little bit of change in is in Hi Lo .....but thats about it.
Thanks bro, u know ur shit. Have u been down the Vic lately at all, seen Lawrence? If you do send him my regards. Is Jeff still running the card room? Il be down for the EPT if u wanna have a drink.
Also hosting a home game soon you are more than welcome, pretty sharskish line up though, Ram lives next door to me an is in, so is Joe, Ross and Barny, Nick Persuad will come too and probably Praz if he is around and Jac Arama as well as James and some of the Palm Beach crew
ok where do I make the acct? bet365? Im going to set up a screenrecorder first so i can post it on here if/when i beat you
all i can afford is 100 dollars, pretty much all the money i have left for the month. Im confident enough tho
Im not enough gonna touch the reply I got from that mma guy
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:o
these characters do bring a lot of entertainment though. that i give full credit too.
Shocking. ::)
he will ramble on that it is fake or lies or blahblah
If you want aj I will give you the log in details for my facebook and you can see the msgs for yourself
granted a simpleton would realize joon doesnt have a clue about mma
joon, I DID fight an mma bout, it is on the internet, and I DO have proof.
I got fuckin rocked, but at least I dont lie about it
wanna bet 100 bucks?
is this similar to the 500 you promised me ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
HOWEVER, on an absolutely spectacular note,...I wrote another essay detailing the methods I used to overcome and cope with panic and anxiety. I emailed it to the head of psychiatry at mental health. They loved it and asked me to come sit with their panic/anxiety group and offer my input as to what worked for me to the group. But oh ya, I forgot, you scammed me,...........
geezus youre a loser
Good job on the article.
Getting back to the point.
Lets be clear you are claiming that Giorgio Andrews does not know me and has never trained me right.
So how much you wanna bet if I get Giorgio to confirm that he knows and trained with me for years all on video?
I will give you 10 -1 your 100 bucks for 1000
deal?
Im bored Im gonna do laundry, take the dog for a walk and look at nudes I have of chaos,........errrrrrrrrr I mean chaos,.......ahhhhhhhhhh fuck
I can send you some new ones. I took when I was stalking him the other day.
Good stuff.
what the fukkkkk him and I need to have a "chat"
careful posting in here TU, theres a trained professional MMA fighter/gangster/pro gambler
we may get hurt :o
It looks like someone bitch and moaned to the mods about my purple wall of posting and had them removed haha lol :D :D :D
He's such a gangster!!! haha lol
It looks like someone bitch and moaned to the mods about my purple wall of posting and had them removed haha lol :D :D :D
He's such a gangster!!! haha lol
Fascinating.(http://www.moippai.com/beer-reviews/images/Castlemaine-XXXX-Export-Lager-140.jpg)
I traded forex for a while there, fucking hated the stress though.
Im ready for him. this is the body of a greek god,.....well actually a ukranian perogie eater,....but close enough
AHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
he ran away to make a video with some English mma guy none of us have heard of to prove a point on here.
ohhhhh this is gold,...lets sucker him in to do more of this
what a moron
best part is he thinks he's gonna get 100 dollars out of me
G is for "gambler" apparently.
I seem to me more interested in smoking weed all day than gambling today. I am purposely having a chill one ahead of my surgery tomorrow so don't wanna get too stressed. Had a look at the horses, was shit cards today do didn't bother. Wanted to play some HU omaha but no one would give me actions, they are all shit scared of playing me.
Just messed around a bit on roulette up £1300 so far approx 2K US dollars, nothing major just bit of beer money, I am just messing at the moment. Might do down to the Ritz or the Palm tonight and sit deep in a 25-50 game then again I might just chill home and order some chinese and a hooker cos I need to chill before surgery tomorrow.
My purple wall of posting had him scurrying to all the other threads, posting up the same thing.
Then we all know he bitch and moaned to the mods to have it removed haha lol. ;D ;D
I knew he wouldn't be able to ignore it!
well the first evidence of gambling you have shown is playing a game of zero skill(roulette) which you are guaranteed to lose money at in the long run. I would have thought the first step (if your aim is to help your average joe win money gambling), should be distinguish where it's actually possible to have a mathematical edge if you get to a stage where you know what you're doing.
I won again on that one, there is a surprise ::)
I just whatsapped Giorgio and he is gonna do a video for Josh.....lolololol
Shocking. ::)jesus christ what a fucking loser he is.,
well the first evidence of gambling you have shown is playing a game of zero skill(roulette) which you are guaranteed to lose money at in the long run. I would have thought the first step (if your aim is to help your average joe win money gambling), should be distinguish where it's actually possible to have a mathematical edge if you get to a stage where you know what you're doing.
I won again on that one, there is a surprise ::)
I just whatsapped Giorgio and he is gonna do a video for Josh.....lolololol
you didn't win anything. You bitched and moaned to the mods to have my posts removed. You melted down by copying what I was doing, then going to the mods.
Yes, that is really winning.
You are a delusional moron. Try harder to troll me.
Hope this helps. :D :D
If you have fought anywhere world wide in professional mma then you will be listed on sherdog or fight finder.
I am and there's at least one other get bigger on it and it's not joon
That's not true, many divisions and underground bodies that are not even listed.Were you in any professional sanctioned fight? And no, streetlights are not professional fights
They are still professional fights whenever money is involved even if its a street fight.
Same principle.
Were you in any professional sanctioned fight? And no, streetlights are not professional fights
That is an AWESOME shirt!! ;D ;D
Maybe Tu can back you?
To me where there is money involved in any fight, that makes it a professional fight regardless of if it is recognised by a governing body or authority.
I never said I competed in any sanctioned authority, but that doesn't mean I didn't have 5 professional fights and won all of them.
I sent chaos the "I'm Not Your "BRO"" shirt :D :D :D
To me where there is money involved in any fight, that makes it a professional fight regardless of if it is recognised by a governing body or authority.
I never said I competed in any sanctioned authority, but that doesn't mean I didn't have 5 professional fights and won all of them.
Is anyone willing to stake Josh for few hundred bucks to play me HU online poker right now?
Whatever I win I will donate to your charity of choice.
I just wanna show josh an online poker lesson.
He can record it and post it here too for proof.
I am sitting and waiting on Betfair whenever he is ready to pony up.
Maybe Tu can back you?
k fuck it I deposited 100 and Im there
whats your screenname? sit at a .50/1.00 plo table and I'll play
I'll lose but oh well
betfairs layout sucks
I will pay you 100 bucks if you get me a purple T shit that says "Your mom's my hoe" and post it to me.
Being dead serious
Haha Giorgio is on the phone...he just told me he will do the video tomorrow when he is inside cage.....this is gonne be epic...u can hold me to that...lol
Ok hold on, you are gonna laugh your head off when you see my screen name...I am playing under this gimmick account not my main account cos u can't be trusted it.....make sure u record it....whats ur screen name? avesher?
Im not playing your gimmick account
tell me your main screen name or this is a no go
if you wanna walk the walk then I am going to pokerdb your name. And if you give me a gimmick I will know its a gimmick by number of games played
Im dawdling around plo8 micro at the moment
Please move OP to In Memoriam thread.;D
Please move OP to In Memoriam thread.
AHAHHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
post of the day
Josh I am on table Makole 0.25-0.50 PLO on betfair.
God this is embrassing sitting on such retard stakes...lololol
tbh the best way to prove you are a good poker player would be to give people the name of a poker site you play on and just let them watch you in real time while u play, they only have to download the poker site skin(takes 2mins) to be able to view any game there, and you can just tell them what game you're in.
Come on Joon, don't be a pussy.
Show your fans that you're a real G and let us see your real account in action. Anything else and it starts to look like you're bullshitting, which I know you'd never do but there does seem to be some doubters...
JOSH
REHALUK
1,443 CageRank
JOSH
REHALUK
1,443 CageRank
well I pm'd Josh to come play with me and posted video of me sitting down on table as proof cos he wanted to challenge me to 100 dollar match but obviously can't even pony up 100 bucks to sit down and play me so I got forced into sitting down and playing some moron called hippe in sum super low dum game.
Anyway I just doubled up right through him inside 2 minutes with the stone cold nuts.....laughable.
Its guys like this moron and Josh that pay my bills....lolololololol
maybe il carry on in this game and give all the money to charity....lololol
well I pm'd Josh to come play with me and posted video of me sitting down on table as proof cos he wanted to challenge me to 100 dollar match but obviously can't even pony up 100 bucks to sit down and play me so I got forced into sitting down and playing some moron called hippe in sum super low dum game.
Anyway I just doubled up right through him inside 2 minutes with the stone cold nuts.....laughable.
Its guys like this moron and Josh that pay my bills....lolololololol
maybe il carry on in this game and give all the money to charity....lololol
Thank fuck for that we have our first student.
Ok mate go and open a Betfair account, tell me when you have done that.
with all due respect(not trying to dig u out) but it would probably be better if you showed a vid of you sitting and playing in a game with stakes more fitting of a high rolling multi-millionaire gambler rather than a micro stakes table.
I am logged in on Betfair and waiting u lying little shit.
U gonna play or not?
Ok guys lets ignore the time wasters and the tramps.
Ok so everyone who has a Betfair account I want you to be by your computer sharp on Saturday from around 1.30pm, we are gonna lay some horses on betfair.
don't worry I will tell u what to do.
Ok guys lets ignore the time wasters and the tramps.
Ok so everyone who has a Betfair account I want you to be by your computer sharp on Saturday from around 1.30pm, we are gonna lay some horses on betfair.
don't worry I will tell u what to do.
I wont get far with my 6 euro credit.
Believe in Joon
Believe in Poon
Dank lemon
Feels like heaven
Back in a mo bro
Hey Tu can u stake Josh 100 bucks so he can play me online poker HU????
He made the challange and is now backing out it seems....lol
I am listening to J-Kwon's Tipsy on youtube right now. Up to £228 from th £50 I started half hour ago in that micro game. Just took a break, had a joint of dank lemon, on my 3rd bottle of ChataeuMalcasse 1995, just browsing net for a nice whore to call over.
Up £1500 ($3000 canadian) for today.
Oh and obviously love my personal clown amusing me in between.
Mwah
xoxo
I don't give money to gambling... Nothing against it, it's just something I've always had as principle.
Josh knows if he can't afford it, he shouldn't do it.
We all work this way.
That's wise indeed I am the same.
Even though I am a professional gambler I never believed in gambling.
I have seen the destruction it can cause all to well over and over with my own eyes.
For someone like Josh it would be a total disaster
youll always be richer than me and have nicer stuff
ill always be able to beat the living shit out of you
life's tradeoffs
That's wise indeed I am the same.
Even though I am a professional gambler I never believed in gambling.
I have seen the destruction it can cause all to well over and over with my own eyes.
For someone like Josh it would be a total disaster
Lets examine your logic here for one second. If I am always gonna be infinitely richer than you and have nicer stuff.
a) why would I ever associate with you in the first place?
b) if you annoyed me would simply pay someone to beat the shit out of you?
Either way you are an irrelevant wasp.
I can't comment on Josh in regards to his ability to gamble or whether it is good or bad.
Josh doesn't seem to have any sort of addictive personality that I can tell, which is usually where these things come from.
He may very well be fine, but I feel it's better to keep your money in general, than to gamble it.
Josh can be a very good and talented poker player if he didn't lack the absolute most important element in gambling without which you can never be succesfull and that is emotional control and impulse control.......to be a highly succesfull professional gambler is seriously robotically boring......I mean the money is great but the actual process is labriously and mind fuckingly boring.....98 percent of people don't have the dicpline to stick with it and keep their emotions out of it
I can't comment on Josh in regards to his ability to gamble or whether it is good or bad.
Josh doesn't seem to have any sort of addictive personality that I can tell, which is usually where these things come from.
He may very well be fine, but I feel it's better to keep your money in general, than to gamble it.
Im not irrelevant at all
I agree with this. Josh has made an impact on people in his life. Good or bad, and that is never irrelevance.
if u want some money the only way is if u do some stupid shit to amuse me with on video.
that is the only currency of value you have for me currently.
act like a tard.
Get paid.
Its simple
Why are you covering up Hazbin's number????....its so obvious....lololololol
Tell Hazbin I wanna play and I am in.......ask what's a good time to ring him.
I wanna dance.
Why are you covering up Hazbin's number????....its so obvious....lololololol
Tell Hazbin I wanna play and I am in.......ask what's a good time to ring him.
I wanna dance.
well according to him didn't he say he burned some dude in flames who had 3rd degree burns or something? he certainly made an impact on that guys life for sure.
I assume you didn't mean me and this was just a misquote.
I do not need any money myself.
well according to him didn't he say he burned some dude in flames who had 3rd degree burns or something? he certainly made an impact on that guys life for sure.
whats that got to do with anything?
you abandoned your dog cause you are drunk and high and selfish
I love whores with big fake tits and loose morals.
make the arrangements through me
he does not want to talk to you
I love whores with big fake tits and loose morals.
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Good luck in surgery.
I love whores with big fake tits and loose morals.
Eh... who doesn't really?
Am I right?! ;D
Is this going to end up being SMM part duex?
I smell a serious outing.
8)
again, this is bodybuilding board not mma
why are you here again? like the others who aren't into lifting or bodybuilding yet post here. Your in the 'other" category
we realize your kind supports bodybuilding, but your very creepy to us
anyone who has ever done anything for real here have posted their real identifies. like us competitors have.
give us more entertaining videos at least. we will tolerate your lies and such thats fine, but at least be good at something!
awwww who is that good looking chap? I believe that's Mayhar Mustafazadeh-asl. :D
the goatee is thick, tight, solid. the type of growth ritch would love to have.
I,m sporting some seriously manly chest follicles
really? theres not much Hippie lifestyle here really, I dont mind a hairy bush to complement my "disgustotash"
you wouldn't fuck an Irish woman???
you wouldn't fuck an Irish woman???
my mothers family is irish, and frankly they hold little attraction for me.
How weird you're not attracted to your mothers family. What about your fathers? Really do it for you?
Beverly hillbilly right there
BigRo costing himself major money today by not turning up as scheduled.
I am here bro but on the bus down to dublin airport. Got a stop over in manchester tonight and flying to Corsica tomorrow morning for holiday. Wifi is limited on the bus so cant view the video you posted. I only have 6 euro in my betfair account anyway mate.
How much did Balti Boys make you?
I could put a bet on just to get my feet wet.
A gambler who has won millions and millions, but spends the majority of his time posting gimmickry on a bodybuilding gossip forum.
::)
feck yeah Joon way to go, keep her lighted sir.
BigMc acting like the school kid who wont let anyone else play with his friend.
BigMc acting like the school kid who wont let anyone else play with his friend.
Im going to my favourite whore house in Finchley now
http://www.lillyladies.com/id103.html
Gonna shag lara she is stunning, only £100 an hour
Problem is how the fuck do I shag her with one arm in a sling...no not kidding....lmao
she will have to go on top
this is gonna be a bitch
im sure shes going to enjoy herself immensely
So completely gross.
She is fucking banging man trust me, solid 7.5, I love seeing her....every week for like 2-3 hours I feel like a king and feel like I have a bird......can't complain......loving life.......so happy this shoulder bollox is out the way and I can go back on gear in few weeks hopefully......I am gonna front load 1g test prop over like 3 days right before the Olympia just so I am super fucking horny for when I am out there.(http://johngushue.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451f25369e201a73e003c70970d-pi)
Vegas baby, so excited
you are begging him for money
openly sucking his dick on here like a needy peasant
hardly in a position to make jokes :-*
just jealous he isnt making you any money ginger fluff :-*
You know what I really tried to help him out so many times but he refuses to take me seriously and thinks its all a joke like.
I think it hurts his pride or something...not really sure.
So I whatsapp him today and tell him to transfer me 1k to my bank account and that I would gaurantee to at least double his money by end of play and that if I didn't I would still give him back the grand today either way.
I was testing him to see if he trusts me. He tell's me OK but then comes up with some bullshit why he can't transfer cos his card reader doesn't work even though in this day and age u don't even need a card reader with faster payments.
Also he knows I am minted and knows where I live so its not like I am gonna shaft him over a grand.
Net difference is you are up £400 quid so far
He is up fuck all where as he could have been up around 2k by now if he had a little bit of faith.
He is just not a risk taker, I tried my best to tell him billions of times to come in with me on some business but he always takes the piss.
I do genuinely like him but like I said his ego gets in the way of his own success.
He HAS to be the MAN ALL THE TIME
I grew up in Taplow Council Estate in Swiss Cottage next door and 2 mins from Camden. Went to Haverstock School in Chalk Farm. We always used to fight the William Eliss kids and nick their puffa jackets and steal their Phila trainers, smoke zoot and play penny up the wall and Street Fighter arcade games at the Marathon Kebab shop at lunch. Amy Winehouse used to hang with us.
I first got into gambling playing pool for money in the back of Ye Olde Swiss Cottage Samuel Smith. Malcom used to run the gaff and second in charge was wanker wayne. Lot of dealers and shenanigans in the pub going on. Fat John still is about, gonna see him tonight for a catch up and Vialli.
Used to play footy on the astro turf there.
we used to have mad poker games in the back of the pool hall and get all chinged out
Was private club and we used to pay wanker wayne to keep the pub open for us privately till 4 am in the morning
I leanred everything about 7 card stud poker from the Jamaican legend and king grafter and hustler Derick "Del Boy"....he died of smack. I used to take him shopping and look after him at the end of his days.
Chinese Danny was a right cu nt in pool, he would always fucking snooker you to death even though he could clear up easy just to rub it in. We all hated and loved him, was part of the furniture.
The two pony tail brothers (AD's boys) used to run the show and the whole grafting op. We was tight. One of em had massive stab mark on his face. Used to get brass there all the time.
Mad days
Pic of the girl UJ?
Pic of the girl UJ?
Hey, you're back! I thought you got banned? :DIts joon using his account.
You just bumped a 22 minute old thread.Grape Ape posting about posting.
Tread carefully.
Grape Ape posting about posting.ditto
ditto
just jealous he isnt making you any money ginger fluff :-*
not really
I work for a living
begging a bisexual fat midget for money is more your vibe
you've done gay porn
so I expect your dignity was lost a long time ago
tell you what get your sia license and il sort work out for you in Belfast
its not too late to stand on your own two feet
the chalice you are drinking from is a poison one
I feel sick as fuck, I had two fucking beers and two slices of Pizza and I am barfing like fuck. I think this bitch gave me something or maybe my immune system is weak, or maybe its still the effects of the general anesthetic combined with the co-drymol and that pink viagra shit.....got feeling my BP has dropped way too low, had some sugar feel bit better now.
Also have mad case of hiccups and GORD that won't fuck off, took two Rasperpole tabs (Parriet)
I am also having withdrawl symptoms from not smoking weed for 24 hours and my shoulder is beyond fuct
I think the coughing and barfing made me break a stich or something cos its bleeding at the back but I don't have range of motion to be able to change the fucking bandage thing or maybe I fuct it up fucking that whore....not sure.
Anyway kinda sick of all this shit. I just wanna get back to training soon as possible
Can someone find me a nice fucking girlfriend please that does not have borderline personality disorder or is somehow totally fuct in the head.
Not saying I am gonna stay commited and loyal and shit forver cos sooner or later il get bored but I could do with a temp girlfriend for like a couple of month tops.
Can't be bothered with dating and shit or going out
Can't sleep either so I am gonna just fucking gamble online all night, doing American racing now.
Anyway wanna do some fun shit let me know
Concerning the gambling, do you truly believe that the best you can hope for is to die in your sleep? Or is that song bullshit?
not really
I work for a living
begging a bisexual fat midget for money is more your vibe
you've done gay porn
so I expect your dignity was lost a long time ago
tell you what get your sia license and il sort work out for you in Belfast
its not too late to stand on your own two feet
the chalice you are drinking from is a poison one
not really
I work for a living
begging a bisexual fat midget for money is more your vibe
you've done gay porn
so I expect your dignity was lost a long time ago
tell you what get your sia license and il sort work out for you in Belfast
its not too late to stand on your own two feet
the chalice you are drinking from is a poison one
tell you what, come to Donegal and do some shrooms with me. Sounds like you need it.
did they say blood pressure stays low for a while after the anaesthetic? Its is low. How does ganja normally effect your blood pressure?
tell you what, come to Donegal and do some shrooms with me. Sounds like you need it.
I had two fucking beers and two slices of Pizza
Might be a plan
Might be a plan
Might be a plan
ahh fuck it il throw the coin.
il film it and post it here.
i will throw it up right in the air and u can watch it as it hits the floor?
Bigmc u in or not?
dont waste my time please I am highly complusive when I get idea in my head
Just say yes.
Jooooon = Less credibility than Shizzo.You are out of the loop. My credibility is top notch these days.
You are out of the loop. My credibility is top notch these days.
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Mods,please move this shit the The UK Board. :(
Just a quick update since I am so exhausted from the last 24 hours non stop gambling.
BigRo = + £2633.64!!!!!! :o :o :o
Will explain later when I get time, it's crazy what happened.
Stop now and cut him a check before you lose it all.
I want a Skype vid of him receiving your largesse.
Corsica baby 8)
Spectacular success my friend :o
He will bust before he has to pay because this is all a fantasy anyway.
Look for the "I put it all on a sure thing horse and it's all gone, mate" post very soon.
He will bust before he has to pay because this is all a fantasy anyway.
Look for the "I put it all on a sure thing horse and it's all gone, mate" post very soon.
I think you are being unfair
joon has never lied on here before
im 100 percent convinced this is real and ro isn't playing along because joon sent him 100 euros
I think you are being unfair
joon has never lied on here before
im 100 percent convinced this is real and ro isn't playing along because joon sent him 100 euros
I think you are being unfairlål :D
joon has never lied on here before
im 100 percent convinced this is real and ro isn't playing along because joon sent him 100 euros
Joon,
WHats the biggest hit you've ever taken in a day?
I think you are being unfair
joon has never lied on here before
im 100 percent convinced this is real and ro isn't playing along because joon sent him 100 euros
A professional gambler that plays...roulette ;D
Joon,
WHats the biggest hit you've ever taken in a day?
Quick Update:You are a fascinating character. The non rant style videos are good!
Quick Update:
go for the 10k...your in the zone 8)
Quick Update:
Interesting thread. I've gambled pretty seriously over the past few years mainly on betfair.
It would be very easy to prove if this all is legit as you can post a profit loss screenshot from your account
Also your percentage commission rate can easily determine how successful you really are. I've had to make several new accounts once I hit my limit.