A Day In A Life of A Professional Gambler & New Gambling Board Proposition

[tommywishbone]

So completely gross.

[Uncle Joon]

im sure shes going to enjoy herself immensely

Haha...I know this is gonna be hilarious....but I just have to fuck today...too much stress and tension last few days. Up just under £4k today so all good. Not sure I can "function" though I've taken about 10 Co-Drymols in the last 12 hours, Took my BP it was super low....like fucking 70/45 or some shit.....lol.....I just popped one of these pink Viagra's my Zoot dealer gave me....no idea what's in this shit but its fucking awesome.....wayyyyy better than Cialis......I think the cu nt is put some E in there or something cos it feels totally different than normal dick stretchers. Waiting for cab cos I am in no state to drive, especially with one arm
 

[Uncle Joon]

So completely gross.

She is fucking banging man trust me, solid 7.5, I love seeing her....every week for like 2-3 hours I feel like a king and feel like I have a bird......can't complain......loving life.......so happy this shoulder bollox is out the way and I can go back on gear in few weeks hopefully......I am gonna front load 1g test  prop over like 3 days right before the Olympia just so I am super fucking horny for when I am out there.

Vegas baby, so excited

[Simple Simon]

She is fucking banging man trust me, solid 7.5, I love seeing her....every week for like 2-3 hours I feel like a king and feel like I have a bird......can't complain......loving life.......so happy this shoulder bollox is out the way and I can go back on gear in few weeks hopefully......I am gonna front load 1g test  prop over like 3 days right before the Olympia just so I am super fucking horny for when I am out there.

Vegas baby, so excited

[BigRo]

you are begging him for money

openly sucking his dick on here like a needy peasant

hardly in a position to make jokes 

just jealous he isnt making you any money ginger fluff 

[Uncle Joon]

just jealous he isnt making you any money ginger fluff 

You know what I really tried to help him out so many times but he refuses to take me seriously and thinks its all a joke like.
I think it hurts his pride or something...not really sure.
So I whatsapp him today and tell him to transfer me 1k to my bank account and that I would gaurantee to at least double his money by end of play and that if I didn't I would still give him back the grand today either way.

I was testing him to see if he trusts me. He tell's me OK but then comes up with some bullshit why he can't transfer cos his card reader doesn't work even though in this day and age u don't even need a card reader with faster payments.

Also he knows I am minted and knows where I live so its not like I am gonna shaft him over a grand.

Net difference is you are up £400 quid so far
He is up fuck all where as he could have been up around 2k by now if he had a little bit of faith.

He is just not a risk taker, I tried my best to tell him billions of times to come in with me on some business but he always takes the piss.

I do genuinely like him but like I said his ego gets in the way of his own success.

He HAS to be the MAN ALL THE TIME

[Simple Simon]

You know what I really tried to help him out so many times but he refuses to take me seriously and thinks its all a joke like.
I think it hurts his pride or something...not really sure.
So I whatsapp him today and tell him to transfer me 1k to my bank account and that I would gaurantee to at least double his money by end of play and that if I didn't I would still give him back the grand today either way.

I was testing him to see if he trusts me. He tell's me OK but then comes up with some bullshit why he can't transfer cos his card reader doesn't work even though in this day and age u don't even need a card reader with faster payments.

Also he knows I am minted and knows where I live so its not like I am gonna shaft him over a grand.

Net difference is you are up £400 quid so far
He is up fuck all where as he could have been up around 2k by now if he had a little bit of faith.

He is just not a risk taker, I tried my best to tell him billions of times to come in with me on some business but he always takes the piss.

I do genuinely like him but like I said his ego gets in the way of his own success.

He HAS to be the MAN ALL THE TIME

Walter white thought that about Groink.

[Dr.J]

Can we see a pic of said 7.5?

[Uncle Joon]

I grew up in Taplow Council Estate in Swiss Cottage next door and 2 mins from Camden. Went to Haverstock School in Chalk Farm. We always used to fight the William Eliss kids and nick their puffa jackets and steal their Phila trainers, smoke zoot and play penny up the wall and Street Fighter arcade games at the Marathon Kebab shop at lunch. Amy Winehouse used to hang with us.

I first got into gambling playing pool for money in the back of Ye Olde Swiss Cottage Samuel Smith. Malcom used to run the gaff and second in charge was wanker wayne. Lot of dealers and shenanigans in the pub going on. Fat John still is about, gonna see him tonight for a catch up and Vialli.

Used to play footy on the astro turf there.

we used to have mad poker games in the back of the pool hall and get all chinged out
Was private club and we used to pay wanker wayne to keep the pub open for us privately till 4 am in the morning

I leanred everything about 7 card stud poker from the Jamaican legend and king grafter and hustler Derick "Del Boy"....he died of smack. I used to take him shopping and look after him at the end of his days.

Chinese Danny was a right cu nt in pool, he would always fucking snooker you to death even though he could clear up easy just to rub it in. We all hated and loved him, was part of the furniture.

The two pony tail brothers (AD's boys) used to run the show and the whole grafting op. We was tight. One of em had massive stab mark on his face. Used to get brass there all the time.

Mad days

[Walter Sobchak]

I grew up in Taplow Council Estate in Swiss Cottage next door and 2 mins from Camden. Went to Haverstock School in Chalk Farm. We always used to fight the William Eliss kids and nick their puffa jackets and steal their Phila trainers, smoke zoot and play penny up the wall and Street Fighter arcade games at the Marathon Kebab shop at lunch. Amy Winehouse used to hang with us.

I first got into gambling playing pool for money in the back of Ye Olde Swiss Cottage Samuel Smith. Malcom used to run the gaff and second in charge was wanker wayne. Lot of dealers and shenanigans in the pub going on. Fat John still is about, gonna see him tonight for a catch up and Vialli.

Used to play footy on the astro turf there.

we used to have mad poker games in the back of the pool hall and get all chinged out
Was private club and we used to pay wanker wayne to keep the pub open for us privately till 4 am in the morning

I leanred everything about 7 card stud poker from the Jamaican legend and king grafter and hustler Derick "Del Boy"....he died of smack. I used to take him shopping and look after him at the end of his days.

Chinese Danny was a right cu nt in pool, he would always fucking snooker you to death even though he could clear up easy just to rub it in. We all hated and loved him, was part of the furniture.

The two pony tail brothers (AD's boys) used to run the show and the whole grafting op. We was tight. One of em had massive stab mark on his face. Used to get brass there all the time.

Mad days

Peter Dinklage can play you in the movie version of your life.

[Never1AShow]

Concerning the gambling, do you truly believe that the best you can hope for is to die in your sleep?  Or is that song bullshit?

[Dr.J]

Pic of the girl UJ?

[Twaddle]

Pic of the girl UJ?

Hey, you're back!  I thought you got banned?   

[Grape Ape]

Pic of the girl UJ?

You just bumped a 22 minute old thread.

Tread carefully.

[Simple Simon]

Hey, you're back!  I thought you got banned?   

Its joon using his account.

[King Shizzo]

You just bumped a 22 minute old thread.

Tread carefully.

Grape Ape posting about posting.

[Simple Simon]

Grape Ape posting about posting.

ditto

[Twaddle]

ditto

Making repetitive dittos and X2's could get you banned.  Be careful.   

[bigmc]

just jealous he isnt making you any money ginger fluff 

not really

I work for a living

begging a bisexual fat midget for money is more your vibe

you've done gay porn

so I  expect your dignity was lost a long time ago

tell you what get your sia license and il sort work out for you in Belfast

its not too late to stand on your own two feet

the chalice you are drinking from is a poison one

[Uncle Joon]

I feel sick as fuck, I had two fucking beers and two slices of Pizza and I am barfing like fuck. I think this bitch gave me something or maybe my immune system is weak, or maybe its still the effects of the general anesthetic combined with the co-drymol and that pink viagra shit.....got feeling my BP has dropped way too low, had some sugar feel bit better now.

Also have mad case of hiccups and GORD that won't fuck off, took two Rasperpole tabs (Parriet)

I am also having withdrawl symptoms from not smoking weed for 24 hours and my shoulder is beyond fuct

I think the coughing and barfing made me break a stich or something cos its bleeding at the back but I don't have range of motion to be able to change the fucking bandage thing or maybe I fuct it up fucking that whore....not sure.

Anyway kinda sick of all this shit. I just wanna get back to training soon as possible

Can someone find me a nice fucking girlfriend please that does not have borderline personality disorder or is somehow totally fuct in the head.

Not saying I am gonna stay commited and loyal and shit forver cos sooner or later il get bored but I could do with a temp girlfriend for like a couple of month tops.

Can't be bothered with dating and shit or going out

Can't sleep either so I am gonna just fucking gamble online all night, doing American racing now.

Anyway wanna do some fun shit let me know

[Uncle Joon]

not really

I work for a living

begging a bisexual fat midget for money is more your vibe

you've done gay porn

so I  expect your dignity was lost a long time ago

tell you what get your sia license and il sort work out for you in Belfast

its not too late to stand on your own two feet

the chalice you are drinking from is a poison one

Seriously when are you going to grow the fuck up?
Ur and absolute prick on test mate no lie.
I am sure I was the same.
Why don't u realize that you are on hormones and try and stay professional and not lose your temper every two seconds.
All this shagging around is no good for u either.
Go back to TRT u can't handle more than that and quite frankly keep this shit up and u will end up with some health problems or fuck someone up and regret it or someone will end up fucking u up.

Just being a mate here and speaking the truth not trying to get into it with you.

[10pints]

I feel sick as fuck, I had two fucking beers and two slices of Pizza and I am barfing like fuck. I think this bitch gave me something or maybe my immune system is weak, or maybe its still the effects of the general anesthetic combined with the co-drymol and that pink viagra shit.....got feeling my BP has dropped way too low, had some sugar feel bit better now.

Also have mad case of hiccups and GORD that won't fuck off, took two Rasperpole tabs (Parriet)

I am also having withdrawl symptoms from not smoking weed for 24 hours and my shoulder is beyond fuct

I think the coughing and barfing made me break a stich or something cos its bleeding at the back but I don't have range of motion to be able to change the fucking bandage thing or maybe I fuct it up fucking that whore....not sure.

Anyway kinda sick of all this shit. I just wanna get back to training soon as possible

Can someone find me a nice fucking girlfriend please that does not have borderline personality disorder or is somehow totally fuct in the head.

Not saying I am gonna stay commited and loyal and shit forver cos sooner or later il get bored but I could do with a temp girlfriend for like a couple of month tops.

Can't be bothered with dating and shit or going out

Can't sleep either so I am gonna just fucking gamble online all night, doing American racing now.

Anyway wanna do some fun shit let me know

Just do the usual: get a whore. Pay her for a few months. Ain't nothing but a peanut for a g-azzilionaire, such as yourself.

[Uncle Joon]

Concerning the gambling, do you truly believe that the best you can hope for is to die in your sleep?  Or is that song bullshit?

To answer your question seriously I think it is important to recognize that the dynamic of modern gambling is extremely different  now compared to what it once was years ago as a down and dirty occupation.

The key change has been namely Tax free betting and obviously the advent of the internet and online gambling as a whole has brought about many new oppourtunites that never existed before.

Betfair (who I used to work for) as the name suggest is not only the worlds largest betting exchange (not to be confused with your traditional bookmakers) but is one of only 3-4 sites in the world that allows the average punter/better to act essentially as a casino or bookmaker themseleves without having to have the huge capital or licensing laws required to be an operating casino. Its highly unique in what it offers.

I am also concious of the fact that gambling laws vary from one country to another so the UK relaxed example is probably not appropiate if you live in America where apart from Vegas and Atlantic City I believe online gaming is illegal and you guys most certainly don't have betting exchanges which allow you to as I said act like the casino or bookmaker albeit with less funds.

Either way the same principals apply.

Hugely complicated subject which I will cover on video and is beyond the scope of this post

[Uncle Joon]

@10 Pints Gim
I know I can do all that shit, but kinda just want some normalcy for a while, all my relationships end up in diasters so I am left with no choice but to fuck whores but then kinda get guilty about it for a while. Hard to explain.
Trouble is I have zero motivation to date and "get to know someone" and all that bullshit and dating in general bores me to death.

I can honestly say the 4 things that make me happy temporarily are a) drugs, b) gambling c) whores  d) getbig

I don't expect anything to change I am the same fuck up i have always been in my personal life.

Its the only aspect of my life that sucks....i.e. relationships with women in general.

[bigmc]