A Day In A Life of A Professional Gambler & New Gambling Board Proposition

[Uncle Joon]

The far and inbetween astute one's amongst you would have already and sensibly decerned that I am indeed not only a millionaire but a multi-fucking-millionaire (who has downplayed his wealth if anything out of embarrasment as to not make others feel worse).....

THAT in itself was never a question for the smart cookies amongst you out there!!!!.......

HOWEVER, what WAS and STILL is till today ......a MAJOR curiousity to everyone is:

"where the hell does this kid get all his money from"

You have ALL been scratching your dandruff infested frustrated heads into obilitration at the lack of the answer."Is he a gangta"? "is he a drug dealer"...."is he a trust fund kid"....to all kinds of other daft speculations.

The IRONY IS  that the ANSWER  has ALWAYS been right under your noses all along..... you have just been too stupid to figuire it out...

When I said "I am a G" I was NOT LYING and I am in FACT and  have ALWAYS been a fucking "G"

Now I had literally about 200 pm's about this so far......asking if I am a "Gangsta" or a "Drug dealer" .......to one schmoe even asking me if I was connected to the Shah of Iran in the Soprano's (because I had a big nose too) to lots of other nonesense

Now it is NOT my fucking fault that when I said "I am a G" that you buffoons thought it meant I was saying I am a GANGSTA...


When I said " I am a G"......I meant and ALWAYS meant:

I AM A GAMBLER

That's right you heard it correct.

I AM and HAVE ALWAYS been a professional gambler all my life.

[_aj_]

[Uncle Joon]

Now I have literally won millions and millions as a professional gambler over the last 20 odd years and this is clearly my area of expertise. So with that in mind I would like to be moderator of a brand new created board titled "The Professional Gamblers Board, Sports Betting & Poker" where I can on a daily basis teach my students and followers how to easily make 10,000 dollars plus a month with minimal stakes and teach em how it all works and make some getbiggers some serious and life changing cash.

That way perhaps I can stop getting pestered for money requests all the time on pm also......once you guys learn from me how to make your own serious cash quickly sports betting on Betfair.

I made a video message for you guys about this.

I shall also be detailing some more videos about how a day in a professional multi millionare gamblers life looks like on a daily basis to give you an idea.

[Uncle Joon]

Ok so in this thread I am not going to go through how I got to where I got to today...... I am gonna do it ass backwards and talk about where I am today and go backwards to how i got there.....hope that makes sense...lol  

Rule number 1: in day of a successfull proffesional gambler is you ALWAYS wake up to the smell of pussy all over you, preferabably the scent of several pussies, but as an absolute minium one pussy a day....pussy juice has been shown to be a muscle relaxant and will put you in a nice relaxed mood which is so important for gambling.

Rule number 2: Always have at least 3 glasses of wine when you first wake up in the moring and most definately must smoke at least once big joint of skunk.

Rule number 3: You must have dance, hip hop, garage or some kind of half decent music playing in the back ground.

Rule number 4: Must have junk food lying around for when u get munchies, a fed happy relaxed gambler is a winning gambler.

Rule number 5: Must have awesome broadband connection and several backs in case any of them fail and several computers networked.

Rule number 6: Several TV/Cable screens with all the sports channels across the world via sattellite, a cell phone with whatsapp and viber on it.

Rule number 7: Have some escort sites and porn sites open in the back ground.

Rule number 8: Go to www.betfair.com and create an account and deposit 2k and lets get rocking and rolling.

Rule number 9: Call your drug dealer and get some coke lined up for later on.


We good to go now.

[rocket]

Fascinating.

I traded forex for a while there, fucking hated the stress though.  

[Uncle Joon]

Fascinating.

I traded forex for a while there, fucking hated the stress though.  

Yes indeed, slighty different beast though is Forex.

[SquidVicious]

I'm very excited to quit my job and make 10k per month from home! Please add me to your list!

[Yamcha]

Is it also a requirement that we live in a shit apartment with no furniture?

[Parker]

Just post on the sports board and see if it grows from there.

[OlympiaGym]

Please provide your real name fuckface so that we can verify your claims of making millions as a gambler.

[Uncle Joon]

Just post on the sports board and see if it grows from there.

My fear isn't that its not gonna grow...lol....my fear is how fast it will grow out of control

[Uncle Joon]

Please provide your real name fuckface so that we can verify your claims of making millions as a gambler.

Terry Tibs

[forillagorilla]

Let this guy have his fantasy. He found a few items to crop into a video in hopes that it would fool?? Joon - I have employees that earn in a month what you earn in a year. When you have money you don't need to show it to anonymous people online. Wealth provides security for your family and then at some point adding to that becomes a personal challenge. While I don't like the government TAKING my money - I do feel obligated to help others. That is another motivation.
I won't engage a broke lil fella in arguing this - so waste your time trying to be witty if you like. I probably shouldn't even have logged on this morning - lol. You need to focus on actually doing some of the things you fantasize about or at least become a writer of fiction and do something constructive with your mental illness.

[twitchfibres]

Great video.

[Uncle Joon]

Great video.

Thanks bro, any video requests let me know

[Grape Ape]

I have employees that earn in a month what you earn in a year. When you have money you don't need to show it to anonymous people online.  

You mean like you just did?

Epic contradiction.

[Uncle Joon]

You mean like you just did?

Epic contradiction.

Haha nice spot
tards gonna tard
he lives in his moms basement...lololol;)

[twitchfibres]

Thanks bro, any video requests let me know

 

[Kim Jong Bob]

Sf1900 has a great point, o agree fully

[Dr.J]

What kind of poker do you play??

[Kim Jong Bob]

The far and inbetween astute one's amongst you would have already and sensibly decerned that I am indeed not only a millionaire but a multi-fucking-millionaire (who has downplayed his wealth if anything out of embarrasment as to not make others feel worse).....

THAT in itself was never a question for the smart cookies amongst you out there!!!!.......

HOWEVER, what WAS and STILL is till today ......a MAJOR curiousity to everyone is:

"where the hell does this kid get all his money from"

You have ALL been scratching your dandruff infested frustrated heads into obilitration at the lack of the answer."Is he a gangta"? "is he a drug dealer"...."is he a trust fund kid"....to all kinds of other daft speculations.

The IRONY IS  that the ANSWER  has ALWAYS been right under your noses all along..... you have just been too stupid to figuire it out...

When I said "I am a G" I was NOT LYING and I am in FACT and  have ALWAYS been a fucking "G"

Now I had literally about 200 pm's about this so far......asking if I am a "Gangsta" or a "Drug dealer" .......to one schmoe even asking me if I was connected to the Shah of Iran in the Soprano's (because I had a big nose too) to lots of other nonesense

Now it is NOT my fucking fault that when I said "I am a G" that you buffoons thought it meant I was saying I am a GANGSTA...


When I said " I am a G"......I meant and ALWAYS meant:

I AM A GAMBLER

That's right you heard it correct.

I AM and HAVE ALWAYS been a professional gambler all my life.

dude no one cares, sf1900 purple walls ate more interesting then your 100 posts about  yourself per day. And you have changed your story so many times that even if someone care they dont know what to believe because  your credibility on getbig is zero

[SF1900]

dude no one cares, sf1900 purple walls ate more interesting then your 100 posts about  yourself per day. And you have changed your story so many times that even if someone care they dont know what to believe because  your credibility on getbig is zero

I assume he is a little off his rocker when he posts. 

[SquidVicious]

I will buy anything from a guy with a British accent unless he's Hebrew.

[forillagorilla]

Thanks bro, any video requests let me know

Post a walk through of your place. I would love to see it. If in fact you are wealthy, then great job man. I have never known anyone with true wealth openly talking of it. I absolutely believe that my top three producers earn more than you, but I would be happy for you if in fact you do out earn them.

I WANT others to build immense wealth. There is so much opportunity in the world. Literally every human has a chance to build wealth. Not everyone wants that - and that fine too. I don't gamble but have friends that do - in fact some that gamble heavily.

Hopefully you are every bit as wealthy as you say man.

[epic_alien]

you guys buy into this guys  trolling. every single time. just goes to show what type of people are on this site.

if you don't lift  why are you on this site?

if your not into bodybuilding why are you on this site?

 why is this joon guy here if he is not into either lifting or bodybuilding?

 use your brains

these characters do bring a lot of entertainment though. that i give full credit too.