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Title: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Uncle Joon on September 09, 2015, 12:39:28 PM
I lent my fucking sister my treadmill about year ago and I told her I might need it back in the future.
She is being a bitch and refusing to give me back my treadmill cos "she uses it and loves it" ::)

Do I let it slide or not?

Problem is I am 5 days out from surgery and I am too embarrassed to go to the gym with a sling and answering 20 million questions of what happened...blah blah blah.

Is there even a point of me going and walking on the treadmill or dieting right now?
No way I can run even right now.
Pain's off the charts.
All I can do it walk.
Can't even hold a cup of tea in my left hand.

what exactly do I do in between waiting to recover which can take up to 9 months.

This is really annoying and I am getting bored with being on GB all the time.
Trolling bores me now too.

Training has always been my release.

The only option is to become a junkie at this stage.
I wanna try brown



Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Overload on September 09, 2015, 12:41:17 PM
You will be fine in 12-16 weeks.

Stop being such a vagina.


8)
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: devilsmile on September 09, 2015, 12:42:05 PM
give it to your sister and buy a new one with your ton of money, you won't even feel it in your pockets :D

if I had a sister that's what I'd do in your position. I would slap her in the ass, tho.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Uncle Joon on September 09, 2015, 12:44:04 PM
You will be fine in 12-16 weeks.

Stop being such a vagina.


8)

so basically for like 3 fucking months i have to sit in front of the computer and TV and smoke weed and do absolutely fuck all.
I hope you realize I can't even jack off right now let alone have sex.
I am bored with smoking weed, no matter how much I smoke I can't get high anymore.
I don't wanna do coke cos that creates too many problems.

So what else can I do to pass the time other than online gambling and trolling?

Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: spiro on September 09, 2015, 12:44:28 PM
You are rich just buy another treadmill. Don't be an Indian giver you don't half give things to people and expect them back, especially to your own blood.

Whatever you do don't get hooked on pain pills.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 09, 2015, 12:44:59 PM
HGH will make it heal quicker.  How do you think pro athletes are recovering so "miraculously" these days
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 09, 2015, 12:45:49 PM
Why not just beat your sister up?
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Uncle Joon on September 09, 2015, 12:46:50 PM
give it to your sister and buy a new one with your ton of money, you won't even feel it in your pockets :D

if I had a sister that's what I'd do in your position. I would slap her in the ass, tho.

The problem is I want the treadmill like right now so I can stick it in the bedroom and just walk on it and watch TV
Why should I spend money on a new one?
And besides it will take forever to arrive if I order new one and they ain't cheap either.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on September 09, 2015, 12:49:17 PM
The problem is I want the treadmill like right now so I can stick it in the bedroom and just walk on it and watch TV
Why should I spend money on a new one?
And besides it will take forever to arrive if I order new one and they ain't cheap either.

Walk to the treadmill store, buy one for $700 and walk home and you already did one day of exercise.  Tomorrow walk back and ask when it will be delivered and walk back home.  Keep doing this until it's delivered and you won't miss a single workout.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: devilsmile on September 09, 2015, 12:50:37 PM
The problem is I want the treadmill like right now so I can stick it in the bedroom and just walk on it and watch TV
Why should I spend money on a new one?
And besides it will take forever to arrive if I order new one and they ain't cheap either.

oooooh it's too expensive for you?

I thought you were a g... yeah you maybe a g, g as in garfield the cat. Stop f'n around :D
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Grape Ape on September 09, 2015, 12:53:08 PM
Outed for having sister large enough to carry treadmill out of upstairs apt.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Uncle Joon on September 09, 2015, 12:55:45 PM
Outed for having sister large enough to carry treadmill out of upstairs apt.

Nah man I had to pay this guy from Roger Removals to do it, 3 of them, had to pay £100 that shit weighs a ton
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Powerlift66 on September 09, 2015, 02:12:37 PM
Sit around with some Soma (muscle relaxers) and painkillers, add a few shots of booze and you're in for a good time...
Just chill 'til you are healed up...
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: devilsmile on September 09, 2015, 02:17:09 PM
Sit around with some Soma (muscle relaxers) and painkillers, add a few shots of booze and you're in for a good time...
Just chill 'til you are healed up...

that obviously isn't helping him, are you reading his posts ;D
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2015, 02:22:30 PM
Outed for having sister large enough to carry treadmill out of upstairs apt.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=518089.0;attach=555094;image)
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: wes on September 09, 2015, 02:33:44 PM
Kill yourself and do the world a favor!!   ;)
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: devilsmile on September 09, 2015, 02:35:22 PM
Kill yourself and do the world a favor!!   ;)

wes, how are you still alive, what IS your secret? And don't tell me bodybuilding because the death rates tell me otherwise!
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: wes on September 09, 2015, 02:56:16 PM
wes, how are you still alive, what IS your secret? And don't tell me bodybuilding because the death rates tell me otherwise!
I`m immortal................ kinda` like Thor.   :D
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: TheShape. on September 09, 2015, 03:03:44 PM
If you were Pinocchio your nose would reach EGS-zs8-1
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: wes on September 09, 2015, 03:08:47 PM
(http://peopleoflancaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cry_baby_1_-_iStockphoto.png)



My sister stole my treadmill. 
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: robcguns on September 09, 2015, 03:14:46 PM
You are a rich man,by another treadmill
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: devilsmile on September 09, 2015, 03:16:21 PM
I`m immortal................ kinda` like Thor.   :D

thor is like wes, the best of the best, no ones older than wes, I must confess
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: OB1 on September 09, 2015, 03:17:17 PM
man up and get the treadmill back, wtf?
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: wes on September 09, 2015, 03:18:31 PM
thor is like wes, the best of the best, no ones older than wes, I must confess
That will be enough out of you son.   ;D
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Vince B on September 09, 2015, 03:25:00 PM

so basically for like 3 fucking months i have to sit in front of the computer and TV and smoke weed and do absolutely fuck all.
I hope you realize I can't even jack off right now let alone have sex.
I am bored with smoking weed, no matter how much I smoke I can't get high anymore.
I don't wanna do coke cos that creates too many problems.

So what else can I do to pass the time other than online gambling and trolling?



Go to the gym and use seated pin-loaded calf and leg press machines. Work on your legs for a couple of months.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: wes on September 09, 2015, 05:27:05 PM
Go to the gym and use seated pin-loaded calf and leg press machines. Work on your legs for a couple of months.
He`s too embarassed.
::)
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: chaos on September 09, 2015, 05:32:44 PM
Pics of your imaginary sisters butthole or I call bullshit.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: SF1900 on September 09, 2015, 05:36:24 PM
Go to the gym and use seated pin-loaded calf and leg press machines. Work on your legs for a couple of months.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=183708.0;attach=216453;image)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=146902.0;attach=163489;image)
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: robcguns on September 09, 2015, 05:45:52 PM
Pics of your imaginary sisters butthole or I call bullshit.

Hahaha now that made me laugh
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: TuHolmes on September 09, 2015, 06:15:38 PM
Pics of your imaginary sisters butthole or I call bullshit.

Everyone wants to see the hole of the butt.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: trapz101 on September 09, 2015, 07:10:02 PM
what's her getbig handle so i can send her the pictor of my penis
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Mawse on September 09, 2015, 07:26:03 PM
I'm pretty sure literally no one at the gym will even look at you much less talk to you or ask why the little fat creep in sunglasses is wearing a sling.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Walter Sobchak on September 09, 2015, 08:38:04 PM
what's her getbig handle so i can send her the pictor of my penis

Princess L
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: wes on September 09, 2015, 08:41:34 PM
Christ I trained with a cast on my arm.............what a fag.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: 38-26-40 on September 09, 2015, 11:04:41 PM
HGH will make it heal quicker.  How do you think pro athletes are recovering so "miraculously" these days

BEST thing ever!

Christ I trained with a cast on my arm.............what a fag.

You're just amazing!!!  :D

Pics of your imaginary sisters butthole or I call bullshit.

LMAO!!!!! This made my day...hahahaaa
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: forillagorilla on September 09, 2015, 11:41:18 PM
The problem is I want the treadmill like right now so I can stick it in the bedroom and just walk on it and watch TV
Why should I spend money on a new one?
And besides it will take forever to arrive if I order new one and they ain't cheap either.

You can get a pretty good one for only a couple grand and have it in a few days for a few hundred more?? if you earn as you say you do that's nothing. NordicTrak and Proform are both good. 
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: forillagorilla on September 09, 2015, 11:49:53 PM
Christ I trained with a cast on my arm.............what a fag.

no shit - can you imagine being so insecure that you gave a fuck about people seeing you wear a sling to the gym?? I don't get it?? This lil raghead is a weird one
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Uncle Joon on September 10, 2015, 12:12:41 AM
no shit - can you imagine being so insecure that you gave a fuck about people seeing you wear a sling to the gym?? I don't get it?? This lil raghead is a weird one

she ripped my heart out! Now we just get high. This one's for you, Salut, bottoms down chins up!


Rippin' my heart was so easy, so easy
Launch your assault now, take it easy
Raise your weapon, raise your weapon,
One word and it's over

Rippin' through like a missile,
Rippin' through my heart,
Rob me of this love
Raise your weapon, raise your weapon,
And it's over

Read more: Deadmau5 - Raise Your Weapon Lyrics | MetroLyrics
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: sync pulse on September 10, 2015, 12:34:45 AM
I hope you realize I can't even jack off right now let alone have sex.

Learn to use your other hand...for real,,,you will improve your manual dexterity with both your hands if you learn to use your recessive hand.

I lent my fucking sister my treadmill about year ago and I told her I might need it back in the future.
She is being a bitch and refusing to give me back my treadmill cos "she uses it and loves it" ::)

Do I let it slide or not?
For God's sake...let your sister keep it...go shopping...I found after a cursory examination a place on Charing Cross Road. 


All I can do it walk.
So what else can I do to pass the time other than online gambling and trolling?
Hyde Park?

I am too embarrassed to go to the gym with a sling...

Tell them you went for a week to the United States and someone shot you...

Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Uncle Joon on September 10, 2015, 12:47:55 AM
Learn to use your other hand...for real,,,you will improve your manual dexterity with both your hands if you learn to use your recessive hand.
For God's sake...let your sister keep it...go shopping...I found after a cursory examination a place on Charing Cross Road. 
Hyde Park?

Tell them you went for a week to the United States and someone shot you...



your a real weirdo
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on September 10, 2015, 01:09:32 AM
Kill yourself and do the world a favor!!   ;)

x2
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: _aj_ on September 10, 2015, 03:47:57 AM
Christ I trained with a cast on my arm.............what a fag.

I trained every fucking day with my leg in a cast after my Achilles' tendon repair. I had one good leg and a whole upper body. I even managed to keep my quad from atrophying on that leg by doing extensions with chains on my cast. Not one fucking day did I moan or complain, I just got that shit done.

And this weak-willed homo thinks he can be a bodybuilder? He can't even endure post-op pain without his pain meds, tons of weed and crappy food.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Waller on September 10, 2015, 04:02:17 AM
My girlfriend got home from major surgery yesterday, had it Saturday. I had to talk her out of doing chest exercises in bed with little dumbbells today.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: _aj_ on September 10, 2015, 04:05:40 AM
My girlfriend got home from major surgery yesterday, had it Saturday. I had to talk her out of doing chest exercises in bed with little dumbbells today.

10x the drive and willpower of Joon. 100x. Woman like that is worth her weight in gold.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: devilsmile on September 10, 2015, 04:12:20 AM
joon you need to prev'em wraong!

Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Uncle Joon on September 10, 2015, 04:20:40 AM
My girlfriend got home from major surgery yesterday, had it Saturday. I had to talk her out of doing chest exercises in bed with little dumbbells today.

Get her to press the 50 kilo dumbbells bro then we'll talk.
 8)
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: robcguns on September 10, 2015, 06:37:30 AM
Seriously though,your sister borrowed your treadmill?eho the fuck borrows a treadmill?with your money why did you not just buy her one?
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: _aj_ on September 10, 2015, 06:50:43 AM
Seriously though,your sister borrowed your treadmill?eho the fuck borrows a treadmill?with your money why did you not just buy her one?

It is quite the mystery, isn't it?
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Waller on September 10, 2015, 07:10:30 AM
Get her to press the 50 kilo dumbbells bro then we'll talk.
 8)

I'd rather my lady continued to look like one if I'm honest.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Uncle Joon on September 10, 2015, 07:15:28 AM
Seriously though,your sister borrowed your treadmill?eho the fuck borrows a treadmill?with your money why did you not just buy her one?

Because i wasn't using the treadmill at the time and more importantly it was taking up space I wanted free.
Oh and I don't just get my sister free shit, she has her own money and she is spoilt as it is.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: robcguns on September 10, 2015, 07:15:40 AM
I'd rather my lady continued to look like one if I'm honest.

You gotta understand you are talking to a guy that fucks trannies.
Title: Re: I am to embarrased to go to the gym with a sling + My Sister Stole My Treadmill
Post by: Spike on September 10, 2015, 07:21:58 AM
i broke my hand in july this year

some drunk fck got out of his car behind me at a red light and preceeded to open my car by the window - and then spit in my face!!!

i got out and hit him once3 and thougth I killed him - I was going to talk shit but he was out adn in a weird postion - i left cause the apartment was a block away

got back and thougth I dislocated my knuckle but i was just pushing on broken hand
I got sugery and was in a temp cast for 14days - still worked out

I went all of July doing legs and worn headphones and acted like they were on all the time - if any chuds asked I tell them "i slipped"
but I lost 10lbs but Im tip top now - fcfkn A do you use your hand alot in daily life