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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Uncle Joon on September 10, 2015, 02:33:16 PM
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So I am at my parents house few weeks ago for some BBQ thing and my sister is there along with my cousins who came over from Manchester and my sister brought over one of her best friends....AKA Vanessa.
She is pretty hot/cute.......I'd say a solid 7-8 maybe, is 25 years old and works in Harrods as a retail assistant....kinda doesn't know what she is doing with her life but has taste for expensive shit and fashion and clearly liked my car and shit.
So we were all having dinner and drinks and and I can see she is eye fucking me but acting all shy when she talks to me.
I play it cool like nothing's going on and shit.
Anyway so when everyone is pissed up I pull here over and we sneak off outside the house for a ciggy and start talking and flirting with her a bit.
Later I drive her over to my apartment for a little tour and we have a little drink and just kinda casually flirting, then I drive her back and no ones noticed we have even fucked off.
I am 100% sure she would give it up to me if it wasn't for my sister and can totally see in her eyes that she wants to fuck me but is scared about what my sister would think.
I personally don't give two fucks what my sister thinks, but if she found out she would be a bitch and moan to my mum who would start ear fucking me.
I will just secretly fuck Vanessa and keep it on the low.
I am just worried this bitch might get heavy and shit and want to have a relationship and get shirty with me when I tell her to fuck off.
Should I fuck her or forget this right now since its not really worth the bother?
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Pictures of this whore?
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Pictures of this whore?
hold up I'll stalk her FB, coming up.
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2nd thread about the new sister this week.
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2nd thread about the new sister this week.
I have noted this as well.
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will give my response after I see a picture of this woman
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The one in the light blue shirt.
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The one in the light blue shirt.
(http://media.giphy.com/media/oMXPmd6DY5LDq/giphy.gif)
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the one in the front is very Kardashian looking. The one in the back is extremely unattractive, looks like a used up drug addict.
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The one in the light blue shirt.
Eyebrows of peace.
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I was just like; "falling in love you say..."
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the one in the front is very Kardashian looking. The one in the back is extremely unattractive, looks like a used up drug addict.
The one on the right is my sister you twat (the Kardashian looking one)
The one on the left is Vanessa, i.e...her below.
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Butter face.
I'd hit the other one though if that's your sister.
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Good looking Sister!
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(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/07/07/15/2A4ECFCF00000578-3152222-image-a-41_1436280894237.jpg)
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Oh and she is not a junkie she is smart girl with MA.
I like junkie looking girls anyway.
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the sister is really attractive. The other one is awful
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The friend of Joons beautiful sister has a lazy eye.
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I am just going to sit this thread out.
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haha, The random girl currently getting eviscerated on getbig for no reason other than forgetting to set her Facebook profile to private, is much hotter than Joon's fake sister.
youre kidding right? The lazy eyed swamp thing is a gorilla in the mist compared to the so called sister.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=579957.0;attach=649135;image)
Google image search brings up a lot here.
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You guys are idiots, Vanessa is wayyyyy hotter than my sister.....besides which my sister is a stuck up materialistic bitch who pretty much only dates rich russians....she wouldn't look at you twice unless u had a lambo or Ferrari.....me not so much I am totally down to earth geezer.
Vannessa is hot she looks like Katie Holmes.
My sis is just gonna have to deal with it.
The bossy cow is already trying to creep in on my inheritance and sucking up to my dad as usual.
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She looks nothing like Katie Holmes dude.
You`re fantasizing.
What idiot would post a pic of their sister on getbig ???
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looks like Katie Holmes, um, youre trying to brag right?
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The one on the right is my sister you twat (the Kardashian looking one)
The one on the left is Vanessa, i.e...her below.
The look in her eye's says she suffer slightly from downs syndrome.
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Why are you calling her Vanessa? Thats not her name ::)
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfp1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/10401615_1562344413992644_407689706_n.jpg)
please share more. This oughta be good :D
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She looks nothing like Katie Holmes dude.
You`re fantasizing.
What idiot would post a pic of their sister on getbig ???
I don't give a shit if my sisters pic gets a cock photoshopped on her its not like we get on or talk much anyway.
She is always trying to get one up on me.
Can u tell your boyfriend to set his site to guest view and make me account on his shit site
or better still tell him to stop being a bitch and post here cos its Thursday, all this Getbig is no good for me is seriously retarded shit.
There is only one Getbig.
Getbig
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Why are you calling her Vanessa? Thats not her name ::)
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfp1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/10401615_1562344413992644_407689706_n.jpg)
That's her British name and what we shall refer to her on here....the rest is irrelevant.
Congratulations you know how to use google search....clap clap..no one cares.
I ran google image search already nothing juicy anyway
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:-* :-*
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfp1/t51.2885-15/e15/1742412_639469662847627_905061637_n.jpg)
Yes, Asha's IG.
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Yes, Asha's IG.
who is Asha? Is that some famous person?
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:-* :-*
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xfp1/t51.2885-15/e15/1742412_639469662847627_905061637_n.jpg)
Yeah what's your point?
That's her x, she broke up with him, I can see why.
Besides I only care about fucking her not getting hitched here ;D
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just fuck your sister and stop caring about the other one
???
profit
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You guys are idiots, Vanessa is wayyyyy hotter than my sister.....besides which my sister is a stuck up materialistic bitch who pretty much only dates rich russians....she wouldn't look at you twice unless u had a lambo or Ferrari.....me not so much I am totally down to earth geezer.
We are not discussing her personality, who she dates (rich russians or poor somalians of peace), if she would look twice or thrice on Shizzo or Mel Tormé, if she is materialistic or not, if she prefers tea or coffee, we are merely saying that she looks much better than the lazy eyed Holmes lookalike.
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A few days ago on holiday :-* :-*
(https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/11373831_1019237611450190_1360061267_n.jpg)
how do you find this stuff? Who is Asha? Why is she called Vanessa? This is all very confusing
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just fuck your sister and stop caring about the other one
???
profit
You can fuck her stud she is really not my type.
I just had shoulder surgery, the doctor lied to me, said I could be back in 3 months but now is like saying 9 months min.
How the fuck do I get my shoulder to recover super quick?
How much HG? I can get Pharm Genotropin here.
Should I TRT as well when not training weights or is there even any point. My natty test levels are upper 10th percent.
Peptides?
Should I even bother training weights or not for 4 months? I can't move my left hand anyway.
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Nice eyeliner on the ex boyfriend.
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how do you find this stuff? Who is Asha? Why is she called Vanessa? This is all very confusing
Do a google image search on the Tinder pic and Asha's IG comes up. That's the person that Joon stole the picture from to fuel this stupid bullshit story.
Although he did pick an Iranian living in London.
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how do you find this stuff? Who is Asha? Why is she called Vanessa? This is all very confusing
Just realized that's not even her the idiot is looking on the wrong profile that is another person.
idiot.
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Do a google image search on the Tinder pic and Asha's IG comes up. That's the person that Joon stole the picture from to fuel this stupid bullshit story.
Although he did pick an Iranian living in London.
Her name is not Asha you moron that's not her in the pics trying using your eyes....lol
She is not Iranian either, she is Egyptian.
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Just realized that's not even her the idiot is looking on the wrong profile that is another person.
idiot.
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I still dont get the part where you said Vanessa is her British name. Does she come with multiple names? Your posts are confusing, but I can see why people look at them all the time. Interesting stuff
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joon lets say one night your up gambling, drinking, doing coke and smoking weed, and listening to bieber, and you get horney
and you invite this whore over. and your really fucked up would you feel guilty if you pissed on her and laughing at her at the same time going yeah you dirty whore
try my joonweiser !!
or would you be proud and post pics on getbig for all your bros to see
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I still dont get the part where you said Vanessa is her British name. Does she come with multiple names? Your posts are confusing, but I can see why people look at them all the time. Interesting stuff
The pic of the girl I posted is really her.
But her name is not Aisha or Vanessa.
I am simply referring to her as Vanessa cos I am not gonna out her real name.
The moron has run google search on that image which brings up profile of some chick in Iran called Aishanab or something but if you click on her profile pic u can see its not the same chick.
http://tofo.me/ashanaba
press profile pic and u can see its different girl.
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joon lets say one night your up gambling, drinking, doing coke and smoking weed, and listening to bieber, and you get horney
and you invite this whore over. and your really fucked up would you feel guilty if you pissed on her and laughing at her at the same time going yeah you dirty whore
try my joonweiser !!
or would you be proud and post pics on getbig for all your bros to see
The bold bit.
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Am I the only one who would shoot the OP in the head multiple times and feel absolutely zero remorse?
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Am I the only one who would shoot the OP in the head multiple times and feel absolutely zero remorse?
No reason to waste precious ammo.
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joon better yet if you do make her drink your joon weiser
be like " yeah you dirty lil whore i bet you wouldnt want my sister to find out what your doing with her older brother - and she would go no mr joon i wouldnt want my best friend to know im being a dirty lil whore with my uncle joon !"
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The pic of the girl I posted is really her.
But her name is not Aisha or Vanessa.
I am simply referring to her as Vanessa cos I am not gonna out her real name.
The moron has run google search on that image which brings up profile of some chick in Iran called Aishanab or something but if you click on her profile pic u can see its not the same chick.
http://tofo.me/ashanaba
press profile pic and u can see its different girl.
ah i see. It is a different girl
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Both are cute. Your sister is very pretty, she's lucky she didn't get the joon nose. :-X
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joon better yet if you do make her drink your joon weiser
be like " yeah you dirty lil whore i bet you wouldnt want my sister to find out what your doing with her older brother - and she would go no mr joon i wouldnt want my best friend to know im being a dirty lil whore with my uncle joon !"
I love a good themed porno and have shot a good few movies but based on above I most certainly won't be hiring you as a creative director. ;D
That is the corniest shit I have ever heard...lmao.
C'mon dude give me something I can work with here...lolololololol
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These are two very pretty Persian girls.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=579957.0;attach=649134;image)
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Both are cute. Your sister is very pretty, she's lucky she didn't get the joon nose. :-X
she was super fat before she started working out and she had big nose, she had surgery on it. Vanessa is way hotter than my sister, my sister is not even hot, u guys have no taste.
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my sister is not even hot, u guys have no taste.
We'll need an ass shot to determine hotness.
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These are two very pretty Persian girls.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=579957.0;attach=649134;image)
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Persian, that may be very well true.
Pretty? Only one of them
I wouldn't hit my sister if she wasn't my sister.
My sister is a 5 at best, "Vanessa" is 7.5
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come on joon there is a market for that you would have fans all over
especially most of getbig !!
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come on joon there is a market for that you would have fans all over
especially most of getbig !!
Well since you put it like that, you know there is nothing I wouldn't do for ratings ;D
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Persian, that may be very well true.
Pretty? Only one of them
I wouldn't hit my sister if she wasn't my sister.
My sister is a 5 at best, "Vanessa" is 7.5
5, 7.5 or even 10, the girls in that picture are pretty. Take it from me, I have no vested interest or desire to have sex with them. I just appreciate beauty.
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I`m sure the girl harbors a secret fantasy for Joon since he`s such a good looking studly type guy.
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She probably can`t wait to be with him.
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5, 7.5 or even 10, the girls in that picture are pretty. Take it from me, I have no vested interest or desire to have sex with them. I just appreciate beauty.
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WYHI? ;D
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Oh dear
WYHI? ;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=579957.0;attach=649143;image)
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WYHI? ;D
self owning of peace - whole post reeks of delusional fantasies.
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You can clearly see the size of his natty 17" pipes ::)
(http://i.imgur.com/DxIo9hw.jpg)
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You can clearly see the size of his natty 17" pipes ::)
(http://i.imgur.com/DxIo9hw.jpg)
They are legit 17's in that pic.
Lifetime natty
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The one on the right is my sister you twat (the Kardashian looking one)
The one on the left is Vanessa, i.e...her below.
Epic vapid stare and head tilt. Zero thought behind those dead eyes. Social media vapid vampire of generation nothing peace
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Left one looks iranian.
Right one artificial.
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Left one looks iranian.
Right one artificial.
QFT ;D
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Oh and she is not a junkie she is smart girl with MA.
I like junkie looking girls anyway.
BA is not an MA Joon. Atleast check her linkdIn (https://uk.linkedin.com/in/sarahadel)
BA (Hons) Middle Eastern Studies, 2:1
2008 – 2012
You've made that mistake before with claims about your own educational background. Get it right will you?
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BA is not an MA Joon. Atleast check her linkdIn (https://uk.linkedin.com/in/sarahadel)
BA (Hons) Middle Eastern Studies, 2:1
2008 – 2012
You've made that mistake before with claims about your own educational background. Get it right will you?
Bro you need to understand how to read a CV.
BA = 2008-2012 ::)
We are in 2015 now, she did her MA in International Relations after that, she finished it this summer.
:-*
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I have nothing against you but in no universe do your arms measure 17 inches in that picture. 15.5 sure, but thats a max
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Bro you need to understand how to read a CV.
BA = 2008-2012 ::)
We are in 2015 now, she did her MA in International Relations after that, she finished it this summer.
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Rather strange she would not list it?
Also, any pics you can provide which aren't freely accessible on from her FB page?
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I fucked my eldest sister's friend on and off for two years as a booty call. 6 years older than me. Great sex. Dominant bitch who urged harder fucking.
Totally lied to her about being single at the time but when she found out I was cheating she fucked me harder and dirtier.
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I have nothing against you but in no universe do your arms measure 17 inches in that picture. 15.5 sure, but thats a max
Having nothing against you either bro, I have no reason to lie.
I have naturally 17 inch arms cold natty.
When I juice hard like 2g plus they go up to 19's pumped.
Pictures can be very deceptive, the mirror in that pic is quite far out from the camera and is at an angle since it was a big room in Dubai.
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Having nothing against you either bro, I have no reason to lie.
I have naturally 17 inch arms cold natty.
When I juice hard like 2g plus they go up to 19's pumped.
Pictures can be very deceptive, the mirror in that pic is quite far out from the camera and is at an angle since it was a big room in Dubai.
er, thats a non tight tape showing 16.5 inches, clear as day
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Having nothing against you either bro, I have no reason to lie.
I have naturally 17 inch arms cold natty.
When I juice hard like 2g plus they go up to 19's pumped.
Pictures can be very deceptive, the mirror in that pic is quite far out from the camera and is at an angle since it was a big room in Dubai.
Great arms
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Let's say good 16"
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Great arms
are you nailing other chicks now that your wife has slid way way way downhill since the days when she WAS hot? Ive seen pics
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So its the wrong girl yet you know its her ex boyfriend.
"Vanessa" has no idea who you are :)
Delete this thread and try again champ ;)
Yeah she does have an x boyfriend which she broke up with recently.
Its just not that guy you posted cos that's not her or her profile....I didn't look it properly when u posted it.
You were just trying to be clever to discredit me, but it became apparent its not working.
Try again champ :-*
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er, thats a non tight tape showing 16.5 inches, clear as day
It's 16.9 exactly cold and unpumped and totally natty.
If you use logic and reasoning it only makes sense that when I juice they obviously get way bigger.
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It's 16.9 exactly cold and unpumped and totally natty.
If you use logic and reasoning it only makes sense that when I juice they obviously get way bigger.
ok
too bad they are only available for members to view and not for guests. :-*
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It's 16.9 exactly cold and unpumped and totally natty.
If you use logic and reasoning it only makes sense that when I juice they obviously get way bigger.
My arms are 18.5" and vacular as fuck and they still look like twigs compared to my chest and legs (51" chest, 28" quads @ 6ft1). When will people start asking leg or hip size. I'd be cool then.
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Great arms Joon, and great sister.
Good luck with your endeavors.
(http://40.media.tumblr.com/2b2203d418ccf1e96596ed91dcf14240/tumblr_ntt9ggEy5x1rra9fbo1_500.jpg)
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ok
too bad they are only available for members to view and not for guests. :-*
Actually dead on 17's and tape is tight
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Actually dead on 17's and tape is tight
Great arms
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Great arms
:D
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:D
:-*
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If your arms were lean,they`d be 12 inches top....................c hubby.
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My arms are 18.5" and vacular as fuck and they still look like twigs compared to my chest and legs (51" chest, 28" quads @ 6ft1). When will people start asking leg or hip size. I'd be cool then.
My quads are the size of my waist...34's....lolololol
hate my legs.
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Any other bodyparts that need some measurement for comparison?
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My quads are the size of my waist...34's....lolololol
hate my legs.
Sorry but no fucking way your quads are 34"
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If your arms were lean,they`d be 12 inches top....................c hubby.
Bullshit when I got down to 7% BF like 3 years ago NATTY they never got less than 15.5's
On juice at sub 10% my arms would be around 18's
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My quads are the size of my waist...34's....lolololol
hate my legs.
The 2012 London Olympics made German cyclist Robert Forstemann famous for his thighs – boasting 34 inches, a necessity for a world-class bike sprinter. Tom “The Quadfather” Platz measures in at 32. Branch “Quadrasaurus” Warren measures in around 32. Quad monster Mustafa Mohammad measures over 32 inches around the thigh.
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34 inch quads...........rivaling the great Sergio Oliva.
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The 2012 London Olympics made German cyclist Robert Forstemann famous for his thighs – boasting 34 inches, a necessity for a world-class bike sprinter. Tom “The Quadfather” Platz measures in at 32. Branch “Quadrasaurus” Warren measures in around 32. Quad monster Mustafa Mohammad measures over 32 inches around the thigh.
He meant 34 cms. :D ;D
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/01/27/251CF56700000578-2928162-image-a-16_1422362105300.jpg)
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these 2 men have the exact same size quads-34 inches
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Full of shit.
Joon, why don't you provide an image not freely accessable on her facebook profile (due to her privacy settings).
Let's not stray from the original convo into some delusional measurements.
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I am being dead serious when I say my legs are just as big if not bigger than the cyclist guy when I train em regular and on juice.
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I am being dead serious when I say my legs are just as big if not bigger than the cyclist guy when I train em regular and on juice.
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I am being dead serious when I say my legs are just as big if not bigger than the cyclist guy when I train em regular and on juice.
well Im bowing out of this thread. Its gone beyond delusional and into some black hole never seen before wacko world.
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(http://i.imgur.com/TGiHCs0.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/Vvm5how.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/f0vWahj.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BvAy8Rg.jpg)
All from last week or so and I'm 6ft 1+ 110kg; 18.5" arms and 28" quads. Face whited out cos I looked like a downer with water retention.
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It's weird. Despite having world class size stats, every getbigger that decides to post pics looks better than Joon. Just odd.
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^^ Looks good.
(no homo)
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It's weird. Despite having world class size stats, every getbigger that decides to post pics looks better than Joon. Just odd.
I have waayyy bigger legs than lustral but his look wayyy better. why?
its no mystery just BF levels
when I get cut i am smaller but look bigger its an illusion.
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I have waayyy bigger legs than lustral but his look wayyy better. why?
its no mystery just BF levels
when I get cut i am smaller but look bigger its an illusion.
I think you need to put the pipe down right about now.
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^^ Looks good.
(no homo)
I've no shame posting pics cos I'm honest on net and in real life. I know I have wide hips shit tris shit calves but I have good parts too and I eat and train well. I was just on holiday and a good 75% of people are horribly ugly and/or fat. 20% are average. I will happily occupy the 5%. 34" quads puts you in what... 0.001%?
If more people were honest less people would lie. I'm backing a loser there though.
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I have waayyy bigger legs than lustral but his look wayyy better. why?
its no mystery just BF levels
when I get cut i am smaller but look bigger its an illusion.
(http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/dahell2.png)
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I've no shame posting pics cos I'm honest on net and in real life. I know I have wide hips shit tris shit calves but I have good parts too and I eat and train well. I was just on holiday and a good 75% of people are horribly ugly and/or fat. 20% are average. I will happily occupy the 5%. 34" quads puts you in what... 0.001%?
If more people were honest less people would lie. I'm backing a loser there though.
shit calves?
compared to what? Erik Frankhouser?
your calves are great
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Let's get some clarity on these 34" quads, shall we?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=569831.0;attach=639601)
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Let's get some clarity on these 34" quads, shall we?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=569831.0;attach=639601)
Needs to up the AI. Estrogen is out of control. Looks like a chubby woman.
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Let's get some clarity on these 34" quads, shall we?
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=569831.0;attach=639601)
exact same size ::)
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Why do you people continue to entertain this guy?
His M.O. is the same everytime: Outlandish claims and fictional stories sprinkled with half truths.
Ive grown bored with his shtick eons ago, but cant fathom how he still continues to string you guys along.
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Needs to up the AI. Estrogen is out of control. Looks like a chubby woman.
My friend, you are obviously blind. Those quads are WORLD CLASS.
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Why do you guys continue to entertain this guy?
His M.O. is the same everytime: Outlandish claims and fictional stories sprinkled with half truths.
Ive grown bored with his shtick eons ago, but cant fathom how he still continues to string you guys along.
fuck off
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Instead of a whole thread - you could have just posted that your sister is the boss of you and what she thinks rules your love life.
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fuck off
:-*
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shit calves?
compared to what? Erik Frankhouser?
your calves are great
They pale compared to quads. Need a rear shot but my bird couldn't take a photo to save her life. A mate took the photo of me in gym seated on a bench in changing rooms wearing only a towel. I ain't gonna give rear shots in that situation ;D
Like I said though I've killed myself to get them up to standard by training them 5/6 days per week; I don't get why people lie about shit when the average guy has 13" arms, 20% bf and no shape. 16" natural arms with good shape will have heads turning; 18" and you have people ask for photos with you ffs yet half the members of forums claim to have 18" arms.... ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Why do you people continue to entertain this guy?
His M.O. is the same everytime: Outlandish claims and fictional stories sprinkled with half truths.
Ive grown bored with his shtick eons ago, but cant fathom how he still continues to string you guys along.
You're right. Glad Brady is playing tonight?
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exact same size ::)
Surely you are more intelligent than that my friend. Lets think logically here.
My legs that you are looking at in that pic haven't been trained for over a year.
I am natty and off gear for long time.
So those legs are what they look like not trained and off gear in natural state.
When I train em and go on gear they look just as big if not bigger than the bike dude.
The bike dude is clearly training and on gear.
you need to compare like for like
that's just a fact.
Look at pics of lever one off cycle and Lee Priest or any other bodybuilder when they are off and not training. There legs are wayyy worse than mine off cycle and not training. Fact
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You're right. Glad Brady is playing tonight?
Of course. Although I am not happy with the secondary. Big Ben is famous for just winging shit downfield,.
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Looking great Lustral........props.
Joon,not so great!!
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Surely you are more intelligent than that my friend. Lets think logically here.
My legs that you are looking at in that pic haven't been trained for over a year.
I am natty and off gear for long time.
So those legs are what they look like not trained and off gear in natural state.
When I train em and go on gear they look just as big if not bigger than the bike dude.
The bike dude is clearly training and on gear.
you need to compare like for like
that's just a fact.
Look at pics of lever one off cycle and Lee Priest or any other bodybuilder when they are off and not training. There legs are wayyy worse than mine off cycle and not training. Fact
Have any on cycle pics? I don't take many physique photos but worried I'd get fat on hols so took a few while there for the archive.
I squatted 240kg for reps back in 06 but I never took video (blackberry had shit camera) but there's no excuse now. 34" is alien quad size.
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I think coleman had like 33"
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I think coleman had like 33"
I rememeber when Federov came along Chad Nicols (sp?) spouted horsecockery about both having 40" quads. Who cares. Platz had quads 10" smaller than looked better, and ronnie's legs looked better before quads turned to turnips.
Never believe measurements or weights claimed. Look at pics.
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Surely you are more intelligent than that my friend. Lets think logically here.
My legs that you are looking at in that pic haven't been trained for over a year.
I am natty and off gear for long time.
So those legs are what they look like not trained and off gear in natural state.
When I train em and go on gear they look just as big if not bigger than the bike dude.
The bike dude is clearly training and on gear.
you need to compare like for like
that's just a fact.
Look at pics of lever one off cycle and Lee Priest or any other bodybuilder when they are off and not training. There legs are wayyy worse than mine off cycle and not training. Fact
Question.
Today I was at a car sales lot and an east indian salesman kept referring to me as "my friend". I have noticed that it is super common for you east indian people to call other people "my friend" when you dont even know them. What is the origin of that?
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Have any on cycle pics?
On cycle? Dude once took a little testosterone and had to go off because he got "sick", had polycythemia etc. That's the extent of his "cycling".
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Why do you people continue to entertain this guy?
His M.O. is the same everytime: Outlandish claims and fictional stories sprinkled with half truths.
Ive grown bored with his shtick eons ago, but cant fathom how he still continues to string you guys along.
You are/were 100X worse
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Question.
Today I was at a car sales lot and an east indian salesman kept referring to me as "my friend". I have noticed that it is super common for you east indian people to call other people "my friend" when you dont even know them. What is the origin of that?
Simple psychology/tactics.
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I'm going to give you some serious advice for a second.
Do not date anyone that is friends with your family.
It goes bad and the entire thing turns into a soap opera.
Don't do it.
I have turned down a lot of quality pussy because they were friends of my brother or sister.
Hell, I once turned down a fine MILF when I was in my early 20s because she knew my mom and I wasn't putting my family in the middle of my bullshit.
Do NOT do it.
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I'm going to give you some serious advice for a second.
Do not date anyone that is friends with your family.
It goes bad and the entire thing turns into a soap opera.
Don't do it.
I have turned down a lot of quality pussy because they were friends of my brother or sister.
Hell, I once turned down a fine MILF when I was in my early 20s because she knew my mom and I wasn't putting my family in the middle of my bullshit.
Do NOT do it.
If you followed that policy in a small country like Ireland you'd be celibate. I spread my seed wide but still was with daughter's of mom's friends, sister's friends, etc. There is no anonymity in a country of 4 million where half the people are inbred.
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If you followed that policy in a small country like Ireland you'd be celibate. I spread my seed wide but still was with daughter's of mom's friends, sister's friends, etc. There is no anonymity in a country of 4 million where half the people are inbred.
This is probably true, but Joon lives in London, it's a huge area. He can meet women that don't know who the fuck his family is all day, every day, twice as much on Saturday.
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This is probably true, but Joon lives in London, it's a huge area. He can meet women that don't know who the fuck his family is all day, every day, twice as much on Saturday.
If you don't leave the attic noone will know you :D
Go to Leeds or Liverpool if you go to England. They arent whores. Theyre just free pussy throwing themselves at you.
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This is probably true, but Joon lives in London, it's a huge area. He can meet women that don't know who the fuck his family is all day, every day, twice as much on Saturday.
;D
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The one in the light blue shirt.
I'm with you on this
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I dated an Iranian chick that looked like this but she had huge jugs
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;D
I thought this clown was banning himself for 6 months because Getbig makes his vagina bleed?
Fuck off tosspot.
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Why do you people continue to entertain this guy?
His M.O. is the same everytime: Outlandish claims and fictional stories sprinkled with half truths.
Ive grown bored with his shtick eons ago, but cant fathom how he still continues to string you guys along.
This, I stopped reading his nonsense after about 24 hours, why not just go read a book of unfunny fictional stories? At least they will be better written.
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This, I stopped reading his nonsense after about 24 hours, why not just go read a book of unfunny fictional stories? At least they will be better written.
The scary thing is that there is a non-zero chance that Joon is actually delusional and believes all this. If so, it's my job to awaken him and set him on a path to redemption.
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I've no shame posting pics cos I'm honest an attention whore on net and in real life. I know I have wide hips shit tris shit calves but I have good parts too and I eat and train well. I was just on holiday and a good 75% of people are horribly ugly and/or fat. 20% are average. I will happily occupy the 5%. 34" quads puts you in what... 0.001%?
If more people were honest less people would lie. I'm backing a loser there though.
fixed :D
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2scared asking the difficult questions that get no answer.
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Another six page thread based on shite
Joon rules
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Another six page thread based on shite
Joon rules
Dont sell yourself short. you've had plenty of six page threads about shit :)
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Another six page thread based on shite
Joon rules
you have to hand it to the guy
people were responding to his posts where he claimed 34 inch legs!
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you have to hand it to the guy
people were responding to his posts where he claimed 34 inch legs!
34 inch of fat maybe...
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you have to hand it to the guy
people were responding to his posts where he claimed 34 inch legs!
At this point, it seems he has to dial up the BS to the point that he risks tune-out. The 34" quad claims may have been Joon's "jump the shark" moment. But as Shizzo points out, there doesn't appear to be anything this guy can say that doesn't produce an uproar, so he's got that going for him. Maybe he's an organism that feeds on hate.
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Am I the only one who would shoot the OP in the head multiple times and feel absolutely zero remorse?
You shoot, I stab and burn.
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At this point, it seems he has to dial up the BS to the point that he risks tune-out. The 34" quad claims may have been Joon's "jump the shark" moment. But as Shizzo points out, there doesn't appear to be anything this guy can say that doesn't produce an uproar, so he's got that going for him. Maybe he's an organism that feeds on hate.
shizzo is just pissed
because he doesn't have the intelligence to be anything other than annoying
and can only scour the internet and copy and paste ideas on here for threads
he would love to be joon
fuck shizzo and his posts about post - irony ;D
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shizzo is just pissed
because he doesn't have the intelligence to be anything other than annoying
and can only scour the internet and copy and paste ideas on here for threads
he would love to be joon
fuck shizzo and his posts about post - irony ;D
x 2
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shizzo is just pissed
because he doesn't have the intelligence to be anything other than annoying
and can only scour the internet and copy and paste ideas on here for threads
he would love to be joon
fuck shizzo and his posts about post - irony ;D
Weak attempt.
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Do you think Joon actually believes the stuff about his amazing feats of strength and the size of his muscles and is suffering from delusions on an epic scale or is it harmless trolling? Not knowing keeps me reading his threads.
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Joon is the master at baiting all you cats.
Joon's "sister" has that classic cookie cutter nose job I see in LA from every persian girl.
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10 more pages about "joon is full of shit, he gets everyone going"
idiots
SEE! lol
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Weak attempt.
you just proved my point
not hating on you
its just how it is
I applaud you for taking the effort to look at other sites for thread ideas
must be awesome researching for get big ::)
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you just proved my point
not hating on you
its just how it is
I applaud you for taking the effort to look at other sites for thread ideas
must be awesome researching for get big ::)
:-*
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Outlandish claims = Making sure Getbig won't forget about him.
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classic attention-whoring.
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Joon is the master at baiting all you cats.
Indeed he is.
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Do you think Joon actually believes the stuff about his amazing feats of strength and the size of his muscles and is suffering from delusions on an epic scale or is it harmless trolling? Not knowing keeps me reading his threads.
He's trolling obviously. Anyone with half a brain can see it. I'm not sure why people bother arguing with him. :-\
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Read the posts closer.
It wasn't Joon on the account last night.
It was Getbig's Thursday night retard using the account while Joon was off doing something else.
They aren't nearly as clandestine as they think they are.
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The only poster who came remotely close to Joon in the ratings/threads/replies stakes was Halo.
He is missed.
I would also very much like to see Simon perk up a bit and come out of retirement and make a come back.
I would like to see more posters put some thought into their threads.
It very much feels like a one man show/monopoly at the moment.
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Read the posts closer.
It wasn't Joon on the account last night.
It was Getbig's Thursday night retard using the account while Joon was off doing something else.
They aren't nearly as clandestine as they think they are.
No you are mistaken. I don't let Josh share my account. Matter of fact he is not speaking to me at the moment.
U know u have made it in life when Josh is the one actually blocking you on Viber.....lolololol
You often confuse the changes in my posting style for someone else sharing the account
There is a simpler explanation for the changes.
Its called getting high. See right now I am perfectly sober and writing sensibly.
Compare this post to when I post later tonight hon and you will see a difference.
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Read the posts closer.
It wasn't Joon on the account last night.
It was Getbig's Thursday night retard using the account while Joon was off doing something else.
They aren't nearly as clandestine as they think they are.
do you realize in the last 24 hours you have blamed 4 different accounts as being Josh? Is this some kind of obsession?
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The only poster who came remotely close to Joon in the ratings/threads/replies stakes was Halo.
He is missed.
I would also very much like to see Simon perk up a bit and come out of retirement and make a come back.
I would like to see more posters put some thought into their threads.
It very much feels like a one man show/monopoly at the moment.
defo its weak at the moment though
my gh 15 threads used to get 150 plus pages
even my Donny pic thread got 60 pages
its a pity you have set your bar so low
im sure you can come up with more than your one trick get a reply posts you are producing now
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defo its weak at the moment though
my gh 15 threads used to get 150 plus pages
even my Donny pic thread got 60 pages
its a pity you have set your bar so low
im sure you can come up with more than your one trick get a reply posts you are producing now
It's easy to do, when you guys can continually bump a thread with your gimmicks.
Try doing that with no other accounts (like me)
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It's easy to do, when you guys can continually bump a thread with your gimmicks.
Try doing that with no other accounts (like me)
I don't have any gimmicks
two more reps ;)
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classic attention-whoring.
Don't forget compulsive and serial liar, conman, closet homosexual, and welfare paki.
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34 inch thighs
squat 405 for 10
19 inch arms
130 pound Incline DB presses
Better legs than Priest when Priest is off gear
Pfffffffffttt ;D
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34 inch thighs
squat 405 for 10
19 inch arms
130 pound Incline DB presses
Better legs than Priest when Priest is off gear
Pfffffffffttt ;D
If that's the game we're playing:
22 inch arms
Better chest than Arnold
Bigger schlong than the Mexican guy
Longer life expectancy than Baitollah 'Balto' Abbaspour.
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;D
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;D
19 inch arms and 34 inch legs on a 5'-5" amateur MMA fighter/gangster/poker pro/part-time weight trainer.
Not bad, certainly sounds legit.
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Joon, since you are so skilled with Photo Booth to make your nose bigger, why not use it to make your tiny flabby arms appear bigger too?
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"William Wallace killed fourty men....."
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"William Wallace killed fourty men....."
Is Walter sobchak a character from The Big Lebowski?
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"William Wallace killed fourty men....."
Walter. Is William Wallace Josh? Is Wes Josh? Is bigmc Josh also? Am I Josh? Is Josh Josh?
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;D
Yeah, but only if you let him. Ewwwwww. ;D
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Is Walter sobchak a character from The Big Lebowski?
Yes, the co-main character
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Yeah, but only if you let him. Ewwwwww. ;D
:D
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:D
Wes, I lust for your sister's best friend's 42 year old great, great, great, great, great, great grandaughter
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Wes, I lust for your sister's best friend's 42 year old great, great, great, great, great, great grandaughter
I`ll Pm you her phone number brah! :D
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I`ll Pm you her phone number brah! :D
Send it later, I'm training my 19 inch arms and 34 inch thighs right now, then I'm going to run a couple 4:33 miles, whup up on a few BJJ black belts, then cruise home in my Astin Martin.
It could happen...:
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You couldn't make this shit up
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Send it later, I'm training my 19 inch arms and 34 inch thighs right now, then I'm going to run a couple 4:33 miles, whup up on a few BJJ black belts, then cruise home in my Astin Martin.
It could happen...:
LOL ;D
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You couldn't make this shit up
No.....because Mayhair el AvesherOwnsMe already did.
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You couldn't make this shit up
Joon could! ;D
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Joon could! ;D
I hope we get to see 34 inch thighs on a 5'-4" Paki run the 100m dash in under 11 seconds.
I'm surprised a physical specimen like that hasn't been invited to the NFL Combine
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I wonder why he doesn't own any nobel prize or world record.
Let's wait and see...
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You can fuck her stud she is really not my type.
I just had shoulder surgery, the doctor lied to me, said I could be back in 3 months but now is like saying 9 months min.
How the fuck do I get my shoulder to recover super quick?
How much HG? I can get Pharm Genotropin here.
Should I TRT as well when not training weights or is there even any point. My natty test levels are upper 10th percent.
Peptides?
Should I even bother training weights or not for 4 months? I can't move my left hand anyway.
HGH will aid recovery
Most importantly its the time off from injuring yourself further by not listening to your body when its saying its in pain, masked by painkillers.
Not good and you will end up under a lot quicker.
I would be inclined to continue using TRT through this method.
At least till you have a clear idea of what you want out of it all.
Nothing attractive about walking around like a asthmatic ready to pop his clogs.
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Actually dead on 17's and tape is tight
Front of the arms are 7" and the rear are 10" lol.
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Front of the arms are 7" and the rear are 10" lol.
Well developed brachialis.