I have a crush/sort of falling for/in lust with my sisters best friend......

[jugheadjones]

Why are you calling her Vanessa? Thats not her name  

please share more. This oughta be good 

[Uncle Joon]

She looks nothing like Katie Holmes dude.


You`re fantasizing.


What idiot would post a pic of their sister on getbig 

I don't give a shit if my sisters pic gets a cock photoshopped on her its not like we get on or talk much anyway.
She is always trying to get one up on me.
Can u tell your boyfriend to set his site to guest view and make me account on his shit site
or better still tell him to stop being a bitch and post here cos its Thursday, all this Getbig is no good for me is seriously retarded shit.
There is only one Getbig.
Getbig

[Uncle Joon]

Why are you calling her Vanessa? Thats not her name  

That's her British name and what we shall refer to her on here....the rest is irrelevant.
Congratulations you know how to use google search....clap clap..no one cares.
I ran google image search already nothing juicy anyway

[_aj_]

Yes, Asha's IG.

[jugheadjones]

Yes, Asha's IG.

who is Asha? Is that some famous person?

[Uncle Joon]

Yeah what's your point?
That's her x, she broke up with him, I can see why.
Besides I only care about fucking her not getting hitched here  

[Jizmo]

just fuck your sister and stop caring about the other one

 

profit

[Kwon_2]

You guys are idiots, Vanessa is wayyyyy hotter than my sister.....besides which my sister is a stuck up materialistic bitch who pretty much only dates rich russians....she wouldn't look at you twice unless u had a lambo or Ferrari.....me not so much I am totally down to earth geezer.

We are not discussing her personality, who she dates (rich russians or poor somalians of peace), if she would look twice or thrice on Shizzo or Mel Tormé, if she is materialistic or not, if she prefers tea or coffee, we are merely saying that she looks much better than the lazy eyed Holmes lookalike.

[jugheadjones]

A few days ago on holiday 

how do you find this stuff? Who is Asha? Why is she called Vanessa? This is all very confusing

[Uncle Joon]

just fuck your sister and stop caring about the other one

 

profit

You can fuck her stud she is really not my type.
I just had shoulder surgery, the doctor lied to me, said I could be back in 3 months but now is like saying 9 months min.
How the fuck do I get my shoulder to recover super quick?
How much HG? I can get Pharm Genotropin here.
Should I TRT as well when not training weights or is there even any point. My natty test levels are upper 10th percent.
Peptides?
Should I even bother training weights or not for 4 months? I can't move my left hand anyway.

[wes]

Nice eyeliner on the ex boyfriend.

[_aj_]

how do you find this stuff? Who is Asha? Why is she called Vanessa? This is all very confusing

Do a google image search on the Tinder pic and Asha's IG comes up. That's the person that Joon stole the picture from to fuel this stupid bullshit story.

Although he did pick an Iranian living in London.

[Uncle Joon]

how do you find this stuff? Who is Asha? Why is she called Vanessa? This is all very confusing

Just realized that's not even her the idiot is looking on the wrong profile that is another person.

idiot.
 

[Uncle Joon]

Do a google image search on the Tinder pic and Asha's IG comes up. That's the person that Joon stole the picture from to fuel this stupid bullshit story.

Although he did pick an Iranian living in London.

Her name is not Asha you moron that's not her in the pics trying using your eyes....lol
She is not Iranian either, she is Egyptian.

[jugheadjones]

Just realized that's not even her the idiot is looking on the wrong profile that is another person.

idiot.
 

I still dont get the part where you said Vanessa is her British name. Does she come with multiple names? Your posts are confusing, but I can see why people look at them all the time. Interesting stuff

[oldschoolfan]

joon lets say one night your up gambling, drinking, doing coke  and smoking weed, and listening to bieber, and you get horney

and you invite this whore over. and your really fucked up   would you feel guilty if you pissed on her and laughing at her at the same time going yeah you dirty whore

try my joonweiser  !! 

or would you be proud and post pics on getbig for all your bros to see

[Uncle Joon]

I still dont get the part where you said Vanessa is her British name. Does she come with multiple names? Your posts are confusing, but I can see why people look at them all the time. Interesting stuff

The pic of the girl I posted is really her.
But her name is not Aisha or Vanessa.
I am simply referring to her as Vanessa cos I am not gonna out her real name.
The moron has run google search on that image which brings up profile of some chick in Iran called Aishanab or something but if you click on her profile pic u can see its not the same chick.


http://tofo.me/ashanaba

press profile pic and u can see its different girl.

[Uncle Joon]

joon lets say one night your up gambling, drinking, doing coke  and smoking weed, and listening to bieber, and you get horney

and you invite this whore over. and your really fucked up   would you feel guilty if you pissed on her and laughing at her at the same time going yeah you dirty whore

try my joonweiser  !! 

or would you be proud and post pics on getbig for all your bros to see

The bold bit.

[OlympiaGym]

Am I the only one who would shoot the OP in the head multiple times and feel absolutely zero remorse?

[OB1]

Am I the only one who would shoot the OP in the head multiple times and feel absolutely zero remorse?

No reason to waste precious ammo.

[oldschoolfan]

joon better yet if you do make her drink your joon weiser

be like  " yeah you dirty lil whore  i bet you wouldnt want my sister to find out what your doing with her older brother  - and she would go no mr joon i wouldnt want my best friend to know im being a dirty lil whore with my uncle joon !"

[jugheadjones]

The pic of the girl I posted is really her.
But her name is not Aisha or Vanessa.
I am simply referring to her as Vanessa cos I am not gonna out her real name.
The moron has run google search on that image which brings up profile of some chick in Iran called Aishanab or something but if you click on her profile pic u can see its not the same chick.


http://tofo.me/ashanaba

press profile pic and u can see its different girl.

ah i see. It is a different girl

[calfzilla]

Both are cute. Your sister is very pretty, she's lucky she didn't get the joon nose. 

[Uncle Joon]

joon better yet if you do make her drink your joon weiser

be like  " yeah you dirty lil whore  i bet you wouldnt want my sister to find out what your doing with her older brother  - and she would go no mr joon i wouldnt want my best friend to know im being a dirty lil whore with my uncle joon !"

I love a good themed porno and have shot a good few movies but based on above I most certainly won't be hiring you as a creative director.
That is the corniest shit I have ever heard...lmao.
C'mon dude give me something I can work with here...lolololololol

[OneMoreRep]

These are two very pretty Persian girls.



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