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Title: 2015 Olympia - Branch Warren - 6th place? No way!
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 21, 2015, 06:42:37 PM
 ??? I think I've NEVER seen a more polarizing figure in the sport. It's pretty unanimous no one thinks he should be placing anywhere in the top 10  :-\  

he has one good pose and that's the side triceps and it's not even that good  :-\
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: OB1 on September 21, 2015, 06:43:29 PM
More oil than the persian gulf.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 21, 2015, 06:43:46 PM
 ???

Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: mr.turbo on September 21, 2015, 06:48:13 PM
??? I think I've NEVER seen a more polarizing figure in the sport. It's pretty unanimous no one thinks he should be placing anywhere in the top 10  :-\  

he has one good pose and that's the side triceps and it's not even that good  :-\

well shawn ray, george farah, dennis james and pretty much all the other commentators seem to think he's got some kind of magic aggressiveness that vaults him past the others in the scoring!

All I know is he sits beside Jim Manion at the dinner table with Phil and Jay when the boys are in Pittsburgh
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 21, 2015, 06:48:49 PM
Mind you this is the 6th best physique this planet has to offer
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: obsidian on September 21, 2015, 06:49:12 PM
Reminds me of a frog on the dissecting table...

(https://www.valdosta.edu/academics/library/depts/media-center/images/portfolio/frog-dissection.jpg)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=580955.0;attach=651205;image)
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: OB1 on September 21, 2015, 06:50:20 PM
Reminds me of a frog on the dissecting table...

(https://www.valdosta.edu/academics/library/depts/media-center/images/portfolio/frog-dissection.jpg)

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=580955.0;attach=651205;image)

Hahaha.
No mercy.
 ;D
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: mr.turbo on September 21, 2015, 06:54:53 PM
even his fist pumps have gone downhill,

he seems to have a rotator injury too
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Thong Maniac on September 21, 2015, 06:56:22 PM
Didnt notice the upper pec tear. Pretty bad
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Skeletor on September 21, 2015, 06:56:47 PM
(http://s15.postimg.org/3nbhp6hej/Branchasaurus_Rex_2011.jpg)
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: NickEdge779 on September 21, 2015, 06:58:09 PM
(http://s15.postimg.org/3nbhp6hej/Branchasaurus_Rex_2011.jpg)

Dying lmao
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Parker on September 21, 2015, 06:58:39 PM
He has to be paying somebody off in some way, shape, or form.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 21, 2015, 06:59:39 PM
Didnt notice the upper pec tear. Pretty bad

Look at his upper chest in comparison to his lower it looks like he has breast implants  :-X
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Thong Maniac on September 21, 2015, 07:01:27 PM
Look at his upper chest in comparison to his lower it looks like he has breast implants  :-X

Yeah i meant i didnt notice iT before. Its very obvious in the front shot
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: OB1 on September 21, 2015, 07:02:50 PM
(http://s15.postimg.org/3nbhp6hej/Branchasaurus_Rex_2011.jpg)
:D :D :D :D :D
ROFL
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: mr.turbo on September 21, 2015, 07:04:19 PM
He has to be paying somebody off in some way, shape, or form.


remember Arnold called out Manion when branch beat cedric at the arnold this year  :o
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Redux on September 21, 2015, 07:08:24 PM
New words need to be invented to properly describe how horrendous that physique is.
Giant pile of shit just doesn't get the job done.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: che on September 21, 2015, 07:09:00 PM
(http://s15.postimg.org/3nbhp6hej/Branchasaurus_Rex_2011.jpg)
(http://www.musculardevelopment.com//contests/1913-mr-olympia-weekend/2015/629-branch-warren/629-branch-warren-369_final.jpg)
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 21, 2015, 07:23:55 PM
The guy on the right couldn't turn pro the guy on the left is the 6th best bodybuilder for 2015  ???  :-X  :-\  :'(  ::)  >:(  :(
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: SquidVicious on September 21, 2015, 07:27:10 PM
The guy on the right couldn't turn pro the guy on the left is the 6th best bodybuilder for 2015  ???  :-X  :-\  :'(  ::)  >:(  :(
Guy on the right has too many flaws to mention but the tiny waist is the first of many obvious genetic defects. The biceps are too full and lack an obvious synthol peak and he doesn't appear to be trying to squeeze out a monster shit so that's a few points off for the casual smile.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: LurkerNoMore on September 21, 2015, 07:27:30 PM
Look at his upper chest in comparison to his lower it looks like he has breast implants  :-X

The only person who can hit that twisting side tricep shot perfectly is Toney Freeman.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: OB1 on September 21, 2015, 07:33:17 PM
Guy on the right has too many flaws to mention but the tiny waist is the first of many obvious genetic defects. The biceps are too full and lack an obvious synthol peak and he doesn't appear to be trying to squeeze out a monster shit so that's a few points off for the casual smile.

This.  ;D
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Davidtheman100 on September 21, 2015, 07:36:34 PM
Don't mix 6th place in the olympia for 6th best physique in the world lol...
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 21, 2015, 07:45:40 PM
Don't mix 6th place in the olympia for 6th best physique in the world lol...

That's the idea  :-\
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Cableguy on September 21, 2015, 09:08:03 PM
??? I think I've NEVER seen a more polarizing figure in the sport. It's pretty unanimous no one thinks he should be placing anywhere in the top 10  :-\  

he has one good pose and that's the side triceps and it's not even that good  :-\

He's the worst of the worst. A total fucking mess. And to think he once looked like this...
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: io856 on September 21, 2015, 09:14:12 PM
Branch is an essential component of professional bodybuilding as a product. He is rewarded as such...

Every white, bald, goateed hardcore work ethic weight trainer in the world is relying on Branch and looking up to Branch. He also has integrity, a family, consistency and self made wealth.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: io856 on September 21, 2015, 09:19:25 PM
The only person who can hit that twisting side tricep shot perfectly is Toney Freeman.
Thats because as a taller male he has longer lines making it look more aesthetic.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: mr.turbo on September 21, 2015, 10:23:59 PM
Branch is an essential component of professional bodybuilding as a product. He is rewarded as such...

Every white, bald, goateed hardcore work ethic weight trainer in the world is relying on Branch and looking up to Branch. He also has integrity, a family, consistency and self made wealth.

he looks like he's about to die from the illegal drug abuse

when he's not training like an idiot and tearing his muscles, he's falling out of a pickup truck on his way to shoot bambi

 ::)

Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: io856 on September 21, 2015, 10:28:51 PM
he's looks like he's about to die from the illegal drug abuse

when he's not training like an idiot and tearing his muscles, he's falling out of a pickup truck on his way to shoot bambi

 ::)


Thats what bodybuilding is all about, if not the fellas hanging out in prisons and at your local motorcycle club would have better, larger physiques. Death and illness is an essential component of the bodybuilding lifestyle, pushing the envelope is intrinsic to the actvity. From Sergio Oliva downing a whole bottle of dianabol to people shooting shitloads of insulin and synthol throughout the day.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: mr.turbo on September 21, 2015, 10:37:56 PM
Thats what bodybuilding is all about, if not the fellas hanging out in prisons and at your local motorcycle club would have better, larger physiques. Death and illness is an essential component of the bodybuilding lifestyle, pushing the envelope is intrinsic to the actvity. From Sergio Oliva downing a whole bottle of dianabol to people shooting shitloads of insulin and synthol throughout the day.

well thanks for clarifying, I guess we agree  ;D

Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: mr.turbo on September 21, 2015, 10:50:06 PM
Something we should appreciate about branch is he's not nearly as retarded as he looks

he's managed to weasel his way deeply into the industry despite looking worse than melted shit

he continues to get gift placings over far superior bodybuilders YEAR AFTER YEAR.

HOW DOES HE DO THIS!?!?!?!?


Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: OB1 on September 21, 2015, 10:52:17 PM
HOW DOES HE DO THIS!?!?!?!?

OIL.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Tarantula157 on September 21, 2015, 10:54:48 PM
??? I think I've NEVER seen a more polarizing figure in the sport. It's pretty unanimous no one thinks he should be placing anywhere in the top 10  :-\  

he has one good pose and that's the side triceps and it's not even that good  :-\
So how he won the majority of poses over Bonac,Roelly and the rest?
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: mr.turbo on September 21, 2015, 10:56:10 PM
OIL.

this answer to many questions in world affairs
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: OB1 on September 21, 2015, 10:57:02 PM
this answer to many questions in world affairs

True.

Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Tarantula157 on September 21, 2015, 11:00:27 PM
Mind you this is the 6th best physique this planet has to offer
Is he a Martian? ???
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Tarantula157 on September 21, 2015, 11:08:05 PM
Look at his upper chest in comparison to his lower it looks like he has breast implants  :-X
He is hitting the Serge Nubret side triceps there ;D
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: WalterWhite on September 21, 2015, 11:26:33 PM
Weird stuff going on with those lats..well pretty much everything.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: OB1 on September 21, 2015, 11:36:07 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=580955.0;attach=651230;image)

More oil than Rockefeller...
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Alucard on September 21, 2015, 11:39:44 PM
A mix of flabby and somewhat "grainy" skin, unbeatable conditioning, Yates must be jealous...
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on September 21, 2015, 11:43:58 PM
Is it just me that rather have a branch who always is hard and dry but looking not so aestetic (lål) finnish higher then a guy that has 100 times better physiqe but is way off like most of the competitiors today. Being hard and shredded should place higher then just having pretty god given (not there is a god) symetric body that is not in top shape
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on September 21, 2015, 11:45:29 PM
Mind you this is the 6th best physique this planet has to offer
if everyone else was in condition he wouldnt be, he is just not given gift he is rewarded for being in condition  to
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: _bruce_ on September 22, 2015, 05:23:43 AM
Is it just me that rather have a branch who always is hard and dry but looking not so aestetic (lål) finnish higher then a guy that has 100 times better physiqe but is way off like most of the competitiors today. Being hard and shredded should place higher then just having pretty god given (not there is a god) symetric body that is not in top shape

As always - Master knows the deal... best rocket is a hard rocket.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Papper on September 22, 2015, 06:48:20 AM
Very polarizing figure this Branch.. You either loathe him or hate him
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Wiggs on September 22, 2015, 09:00:20 AM
(http://s15.postimg.org/3nbhp6hej/Branchasaurus_Rex_2011.jpg)

 ;D

lololololol
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Tarantula157 on September 22, 2015, 09:02:02 AM
Mind you this is the 6th best physique this planet has to offer
25 years ago the 6th best physique on the planet was Benfatto.So much progress for a quarter of a century :-[
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: BlackMetallic on September 22, 2015, 09:14:48 AM
Is he a Martian? ???

Goblin
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: wes on September 22, 2015, 09:19:52 AM
Looks like the proverbial bag of smashed assholes.  :(
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Man of Steel on September 22, 2015, 09:22:12 AM
He's the worst of the worst. A total fucking mess. And to think he once looked like this...

Branch is my age and I followed his path in BB from our late teen days in the early 90s and through local Texas comps all the way to the present day.  He was fantastic in his 20s and I used to tell folks on this board about Branch Warren who's coming up in the ranks especially as he became a threat on the national stage....he did and made a big impact in the pros.

Unfortunately getting older sucks LOL.

Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: _bruce_ on September 22, 2015, 09:43:51 AM
Branch is my age and I followed his path in BB from our late teen days in the early 90s and through local Texas comps all the way to the present day.  He was fantastic in his 20s and I used to tell folks on this board about Branch Warren who's coming up in the ranks especially as he became a threat on the national stage....he did and made a big impact in the pros.

Unfortunately getting older sucks LOL.



He burnt himself out - he's a manlet who was never meant to be a massive heavyweight... big and pumped was more than enough.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on September 22, 2015, 10:50:43 AM
Branch is my age and I followed his path in BB from our late teen days in the early 90s and through local Texas comps all the way to the present day.  He was fantastic in his 20s and I used to tell folks on this board about Branch Warren who's coming up in the ranks especially as he became a threat on the national stage....he did and made a big impact in the pros.

Unfortunately getting older sucks LOL.



Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: OB1 on September 22, 2015, 12:03:47 PM
(http://s15.postimg.org/3nbhp6hej/Branchasaurus_Rex_2011.jpg)

Warrenosaurus Oilondylus
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Nether Animal on September 22, 2015, 12:14:33 PM
Warrenosaurus Oilondylus


Half of your posts are calling this or that person out for oil use.

We get it..
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: OB1 on September 22, 2015, 12:16:54 PM
Half of your posts are calling this or that person out for oil use.

We get it..

Good.
Mission Complete.
 :)
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Waller on September 22, 2015, 12:20:29 PM
Warrenosaurus Oilondylus


Tearosaurus Rex?
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: OB1 on September 22, 2015, 12:23:59 PM
Tearosaurus Rex?

You win.
Title: Re: 2015 Olympia - Branch Warren - 6th place? No way!
Post by: michael arvilla on September 22, 2015, 12:25:26 PM
shouldn't even be in the top 10! (imo)
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: hazbin on September 24, 2015, 10:32:16 PM
The guy on the right couldn't turn pro the guy on the left is the 6th best bodybuilder for 2015  ???  :-X  :-\  :'(  ::)  >:(  :(

that's progress for you ???
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Simple Simon on September 24, 2015, 11:25:20 PM
Is it just me that rather have a branch who always is hard and dry but looking not so aestetic (lål) finnish higher then a guy that has 100 times better physiqe but is way off like most of the competitiors today. Being hard and shredded should place higher then just having pretty god given (not there is a god) symetric body that is not in top shape

I wish people would take a fucking look at his physique before they keep repeating this mantra about Branch.
He isnt hard and shredded, hes never hard and shredded, hes a watery bloated mess
Take away the vascularity in his upper body and there isnt a striation to be seen on his pecs and delts.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Ronnie Rep on September 25, 2015, 05:20:43 AM
that's progress for you ???
??? ::) ??? ::) ??? ::)
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: The Wizard on September 25, 2015, 06:57:19 AM
I wish people would take a fucking look at his physique before they keep repeating this mantra about Branch.
He isnt hard and shredded, hes never hard and shredded, hes a watery bloated mess
Take away the vascularity in his upper body and there isnt a striation to be seen on his pecs and delts.

Agreed - This is so far from the 6th best physique on the planet
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: phreak on September 25, 2015, 06:59:54 AM
I wish people would take a fucking look at his physique before they keep repeating this mantra about Branch.
He isnt hard and shredded, hes never hard and shredded, hes a watery bloated mess
Take away the vascularity in his upper body and there isnt a striation to be seen on his pecs and delts.
This. He does NOT have any striations except for his quads. Shredded = cling film skin over shredded muscle. Branch has lumpy skin over smooth muscle.
Title: Re: The Enigma known as Branch Warren the 6th best physique on the planet earth
Post by: Grape Ape on September 25, 2015, 07:09:16 AM
Is it just me that rather have a branch who always is hard

Outed.
Title: Re: 2015 Olympia - Branch Warren - 6th place? No way!
Post by: CDel19 on September 25, 2015, 08:42:55 AM
Looks like upper pec tear in middle by sternum. Ugh.