Author Topic: 2015 Olympia - Branch Warren - 6th place? No way! (Read 13366 times)

NarcissisticDeity · « **on:** September 21, 2015, 06:42:37 PM »

I think I've NEVER seen a more polarizing figure in the sport. It's pretty unanimous no one thinks he should be placing anywhere in the top 10 $:-\$

he has one good pose and that's the side triceps and it's not even that good $:-\$

OB1 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 21, 2015, 06:43:29 PM »

More oil than the persian gulf.

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #2 on:** September 21, 2015, 06:43:46 PM »

mr.turbo · « **Reply #3 on:** September 21, 2015, 06:48:13 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on September 21, 2015, 06:42:37 PM

I think I've NEVER seen a more polarizing figure in the sport. It's pretty unanimous no one thinks he should be placing anywhere in the top 10 $:-\$

he has one good pose and that's the side triceps and it's not even that good $:-\$

well shawn ray, george farah, dennis james and pretty much all the other commentators seem to think he's got some kind of magic aggressiveness that vaults him past the others in the scoring!

All I know is he sits beside Jim Manion at the dinner table with Phil and Jay when the boys are in Pittsburgh

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #4 on:** September 21, 2015, 06:48:49 PM »

Mind you this is the 6th best physique this planet has to offer

obsidian · « **Reply #5 on:** September 21, 2015, 06:49:12 PM »

Reminds me of a frog on the dissecting table...

OB1 · « **Reply #6 on:** September 21, 2015, 06:50:20 PM »

Quote from: obsidian on September 21, 2015, 06:49:12 PM

Reminds me of a frog on the dissecting table...

Hahaha.
No mercy.

mr.turbo · « **Reply #7 on:** September 21, 2015, 06:54:53 PM »

even his fist pumps have gone downhill,

he seems to have a rotator injury too

Thong Maniac · « **Reply #8 on:** September 21, 2015, 06:56:22 PM »

Didnt notice the upper pec tear. Pretty bad

Skeletor · « **Reply #9 on:** September 21, 2015, 06:56:47 PM »

NickEdge779 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 21, 2015, 06:58:09 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on September 21, 2015, 06:56:47 PM

Dying lmao

Parker · « **Reply #11 on:** September 21, 2015, 06:58:39 PM »

He has to be paying somebody off in some way, shape, or form.

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #12 on:** September 21, 2015, 06:59:39 PM »

Quote from: Thong Maniac on September 21, 2015, 06:56:22 PM

Didnt notice the upper pec tear. Pretty bad

Look at his upper chest in comparison to his lower it looks like he has breast implants

Thong Maniac · « **Reply #13 on:** September 21, 2015, 07:01:27 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on September 21, 2015, 06:59:39 PM

Look at his upper chest in comparison to his lower it looks like he has breast implants

Yeah i meant i didnt notice iT before. Its very obvious in the front shot

OB1 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 21, 2015, 07:02:50 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on September 21, 2015, 06:56:47 PM

ROFL

mr.turbo · « **Reply #15 on:** September 21, 2015, 07:04:19 PM »

Quote from: Parker on September 21, 2015, 06:58:39 PM

He has to be paying somebody off in some way, shape, or form.

remember Arnold called out Manion when branch beat cedric at the arnold this year

Redux · « **Reply #16 on:** September 21, 2015, 07:08:24 PM »

New words need to be invented to properly describe how horrendous that physique is.
Giant pile of shit just doesn't get the job done.

che · « **Reply #17 on:** September 21, 2015, 07:09:00 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on September 21, 2015, 06:56:47 PM

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #18 on:** September 21, 2015, 07:23:55 PM »

The guy on the right couldn't turn pro the guy on the left is the 6th best bodybuilder for 2015

$:-\$

SquidVicious · « **Reply #19 on:** September 21, 2015, 07:27:10 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on September 21, 2015, 07:23:55 PM

The guy on the right couldn't turn pro the guy on the left is the 6th best bodybuilder for 2015 $:-\$

Guy on the right has too many flaws to mention but the tiny waist is the first of many obvious genetic defects. The biceps are too full and lack an obvious synthol peak and he doesn't appear to be trying to squeeze out a monster shit so that's a few points off for the casual smile.

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #20 on:** September 21, 2015, 07:27:30 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on September 21, 2015, 06:59:39 PM

Look at his upper chest in comparison to his lower it looks like he has breast implants

The only person who can hit that twisting side tricep shot perfectly is Toney Freeman.

OB1 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 21, 2015, 07:33:17 PM »

Quote from: SquidVicious on September 21, 2015, 07:27:10 PM

Guy on the right has too many flaws to mention but the tiny waist is the first of many obvious genetic defects. The biceps are too full and lack an obvious synthol peak and he doesn't appear to be trying to squeeze out a monster shit so that's a few points off for the casual smile.

This.

Davidtheman100 · « **Reply #22 on:** September 21, 2015, 07:36:34 PM »

Don't mix 6th place in the olympia for 6th best physique in the world lol...

NarcissisticDeity · « **Reply #23 on:** September 21, 2015, 07:45:40 PM »

Quote from: Davidtheman100 on September 21, 2015, 07:36:34 PM

Don't mix 6th place in the olympia for 6th best physique in the world lol...

That's the idea $:-\$

Cableguy · « **Reply #24 on:** September 21, 2015, 09:08:03 PM »

Quote from: NarcissisticDeity on September 21, 2015, 06:42:37 PM

I think I've NEVER seen a more polarizing figure in the sport. It's pretty unanimous no one thinks he should be placing anywhere in the top 10 $:-\$

he has one good pose and that's the side triceps and it's not even that good $:-\$

He's the worst of the worst. A total fucking mess. And to think he once looked like this...