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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: FitnessFrenzy on September 23, 2015, 11:41:43 AM
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I am sleeping in a family's house (2 adults, no kids) through Airbnb. What would be a Getbigger thing to do?
- walk around the house in a bunny suit?
- jerk off in the shower and leave the cum stains to dry?
- ask if I can cuddle between them in their bed?
- ask if I can watch the 2015 Olympia webcast on their TV?
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someone's getting raped tonight :-*
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someone's getting raped tonight :-*
in that case I hope it is by the wife :P
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take a shit in the toilet and dont flush it
then when they ask you why you didnt flush let them know, "when its yellow let it mellow, when its brown it stays around"
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you can always leave behind a love note to the wife saying how much you enjoyed the blowjob she gave you while the husband was fast asleep the night before you left
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Pics of the couple, please. Any couple in the States who lets you stay in their home (as opposed to a guest house) is simply looking to swing. So don't be surprised to hear the pitter patter of fooptsteps in the middle of the night outside your door.
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I assume this business trip is in Dubai India.
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I assume this business trip is in Dubai India.
yes and I researching new places for doing guest posing and bodybuilding seminars.
I have also had several people contact me about web seminars with Wiggs and Johnny Falcon.
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yes and I researching new places for doing guest posing and bodybuilding seminars.
I have also had several people contact me about web seminars with Wiggs and Johnny Falcon.
Could you perhaps book Navy Mike for some guest posings? He's very popular and in high demand lately.
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Could you perhaps book Navy Mike for some guest posings? He's very popular and in high demand lately.
I have talked to several gyms in Dubai that are interested in having Navy Mike as a guest poser. However, I could not make it happen since none of these gyms had handicap parking spaces.
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I have talked to several gyms in Dubai that are interested in having Navy Mike as a guest poser. However, I could not make it happen since none of these gyms had handicap parking spaces.
;D
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I have talked to several gyms in Dubai that are interested in having Navy Mike as a guest poser. However, I could not make it happen since none of these gyms had handicap parking spaces.
lål
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Pics of the couple, please. Any couple in the States who lets you stay in their home (as opposed to a guest house) is simply looking to swing. So don't be surprised to hear the pitter patter of fooptsteps in the middle of the night outside your door.
this. at the very least, let them know you're down to invite over one of their hot single friend, and the 4 of you kill two bottles of vodka and play cards tonight. Things will lead someplace creative.
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the wife here is actually pretty hot. She has small tits but she is hot. I will think about as I jerk off to a PornHub video in a few moments.
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this. at the very least, let them know you're down to invite over one of their hot single friend, and the 4 of you kill two bottles of vodka and play cards tonight. Things will lead someplace creative.
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I appreciate your feedback, but I think I should be honest towards them. So I will just tell them that I will look at Getbig and PornHub. I was also very sad to see that ironmeister had only made one post, a recycled old photoshop, since my last visit to Getbig.
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airbnb on a business trip?
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airbnb on a business trip?
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I'm not rich like XFACTOR or Joon, so I have to choose budget choices sometimes.
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I appreciate your feedback, but I think I should be honest towards them. So I will just tell them that I will look at Getbig and PornHub. I was also very sad to see that ironmeister had only made one post, a recycled old photoshop, since my last visit to Getbig.
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Well, now that I typed it... it's already out in the universe. So it's likely the opportunity will present itself.
The key to success is this: All cell phones put away before the fun begins. Too many distractions, tagging, photos. Leave them in the kitchen, and enjoy yourself.
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I appreciate your feedback, but I think I should be honest towards them. So I will just tell them that I will look at Getbig and PornHub. I was also very sad to see that ironmeister had only made one post, a recycled old photoshop, since my last visit to Getbig.
Hopefully telling them will make them curious about Getbig and they find this thread, thus breaking the ice.
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I'm not rich like XFACTOR or Joon, so I have to choose budget choices sometimes.
Interesting. When I go on a business trip, the BUSINESS pays for the hotel.
WINNING!
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Now I have a lot of cum filled tissues next to me. I have to transport them to the bathroom without the couple noticing. I am not sure how it will all play out. Wish me luck, Getbig.
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Interesting. When I go on a business trip, the BUSINESS pays for the hotel.
WINNING!
Maybe it's his own business and he's trying to cut expenses...
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I assume this business trip is in Dubai India.
Haha of course
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The only thing that any sane getbigger would do is put on the posing trunks, oil up and do your full posing routine. Don't forget to make the signal for "more noise" between every pose. When you do done thank god for allowing you the ability to ignore the haters.
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The only thing that any sane getbigger would do is put on the posing trunks, oil up and do your full posing routine. Don't forget to make the signal for "more noise" between every pose. When you do done thank god for allowing you the ability to ignore the haters.
maybe the couple saw this coming when I arrived with my gifted nutrition tshirt in my gold phil heath sneakers. I tossed the man my car keys, like Flex Wheeler, and told him to park the car somewhere.
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I am sleeping in a family's house (2 adults, no kids) through Airbnb. What would be a Getbigger thing to do?
- walk around the house in a bunny suit?
- jerk off in the shower and leave the cum stains to dry?
- ask if I can cuddle between them in their bed?
- ask if I can watch the 2015 Olympia webcast on their TV?
take them for a swift one at their local
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Best plan is for you to go to the living room around midnight, turn on the TV with no sound (alert) and listen to some tunes on your phone through your earbuds. The next thing you'll notice is a tap on your shoulder. Thank me later.
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Get really drunk on red wine and vomit all over bathroom then blame it on food they have in house. Dried red wine vomit is crusty and hard to remove.
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Best plan is for you to go to the living room around midnight, turn on the TV with no sound (alert) and listen to some tunes on your phone through your earbuds. The next thing you'll notice is a tap on your shoulder. Thank me later.
;D
not bad.
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Find out the first name of their best male friend...Take a pair of tighty whities and write his name on the band...Take a nice creamy shit(Bieber style) in the upper deck of the toilet and wipe your ass with the Tightie Whities. Throw the underwear into the upper deck with the creamy shit you took.
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What is airbnb?
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What is airbnb?
What is google?
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I need to know what kind of business can't afford a hotel room. Is it really a business.
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I need to know what kind of business can't afford a hotel room. Is it really a business.
maybe he works for a bodybuilding supplement company
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I need to know what kind of business can't afford a hotel room. Is it really a business.
Maybe he is in paris. If so, defo fuck the wife.
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shit in the tank. aka the upper decker.
piss on the toilet paper roll.
masturbate in, on and about the toilet. be sure to get some on the seat and the flusher.
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Take a dump in the shower and let it sit there and tell them the toilet is broken...But don't say anything else.
Take a dump on the hood of their car and tell them you heard some large animal noises outside your window last night.
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What is google?
Lol, as if there's another website other than Getbig.
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I need to know what kind of business can't afford a hotel room. Is it really a business.
I'm a sales representative for Caliber Fitness.
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What is airbnb?
It's a service for people with an extra bedroom to rent short term...
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It's a service for people with an extra bedroom to rent short term...
I suggested google for a reason, the majority of listings there are not what you just described, its best he takes his lazy ass and read up as to what it is.
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I need to know what kind of business can't afford a hotel room. Is it really a business.
Exactly. I call that a hobby.
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What is google?
Is it similar to altavista?
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rub your cock on all of the door handles. Cum into their microwave and cook for 10 minutes until it crusts the inside and never comes out. Cum in the toaster, then come in a condom, rub some shit on the outside and stash it under the bed on her side.
Thank me later.
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Is it similar to altavista?
What is a question?
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What is google?
Is it similar to altavista?
Why don’t you ask Jeeves?...I am sure he can point you in the right direction…
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The majority of suggestions in this thread are negative in nature and involve shitting in different places of the hosts' house. Why all this negativity?
Why not leave a used posing thong or an autograph?
Why not ask if they want a free webcam session with Joon or BigCyp?
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rub your cock on all of the door handles. Cum into their microwave and cook for 10 minutes until it crusts the inside and never comes out. Cum in the toaster, then come in a condom, rub some shit on the outside and stash it under the bed on her side.
Thank me later.
LOFL. Sage advice.
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careful, you never know if these owners hide cameras
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A true get bigger would thong up,oil up and head outside for some dramatic oiled up selfies...
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A true get bigger would thong up,oil up and head outside for some dramatic oiled up selfies...
Hi Alex23. Do you still drive the hummer?