Author Topic: I'm on a business trip and... (Read 5748 times)

bradistani · « **Reply #25 on:** September 23, 2015, 02:48:34 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on September 23, 2015, 11:41:43 AM

I am sleeping in a family's house (2 adults, no kids) through Airbnb. What would be a Getbigger thing to do?

- walk around the house in a bunny suit?

- jerk off in the shower and leave the cum stains to dry?

- ask if I can cuddle between them in their bed?

- ask if I can watch the 2015 Olympia webcast on their TV?

take them for a swift one at their local

SquidVicious · « **Reply #26 on:** September 23, 2015, 03:27:21 PM »

Best plan is for you to go to the living room around midnight, turn on the TV with no sound (alert) and listen to some tunes on your phone through your earbuds. The next thing you'll notice is a tap on your shoulder. Thank me later.

Lustral · « **Reply #27 on:** September 23, 2015, 03:48:48 PM »

Get really drunk on red wine and vomit all over bathroom then blame it on food they have in house. Dried red wine vomit is crusty and hard to remove.

OB1 · « **Reply #28 on:** September 23, 2015, 04:09:19 PM »

Quote from: SquidVicious on September 23, 2015, 03:27:21 PM

Best plan is for you to go to the living room around midnight, turn on the TV with no sound (alert) and listen to some tunes on your phone through your earbuds. The next thing you'll notice is a tap on your shoulder. Thank me later.

not bad.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #29 on:** September 23, 2015, 04:13:57 PM »

Find out the first name of their best male friend...Take a pair of tighty whities and write his name on the band...Take a nice creamy shit(Bieber style) in the upper deck of the toilet and wipe your ass with the Tightie Whities. Throw the underwear into the upper deck with the creamy shit you took.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #30 on:** September 23, 2015, 04:29:35 PM »

What is airbnb?

muscularny · « **Reply #31 on:** September 23, 2015, 04:35:00 PM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on September 23, 2015, 04:29:35 PM

What is airbnb?

What is google?

OlympiaGym · « **Reply #32 on:** September 23, 2015, 04:35:16 PM »

I need to know what kind of business can't afford a hotel room. Is it really a business.

muscularny · « **Reply #33 on:** September 23, 2015, 04:46:27 PM »

Quote from: OlympiaGym on September 23, 2015, 04:35:16 PM

I need to know what kind of business can't afford a hotel room. Is it really a business.

maybe he works for a bodybuilding supplement company

Lustral · « **Reply #34 on:** September 23, 2015, 04:48:52 PM »

Quote from: OlympiaGym on September 23, 2015, 04:35:16 PM

I need to know what kind of business can't afford a hotel room. Is it really a business.

Maybe he is in paris. If so, defo fuck the wife.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #35 on:** September 23, 2015, 04:51:11 PM »

shit in the tank. aka the upper decker.

piss on the toilet paper roll.

masturbate in, on and about the toilet. be sure to get some on the seat and the flusher.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #36 on:** September 23, 2015, 05:04:12 PM »

Take a dump in the shower and let it sit there and tell them the toilet is broken...But don't say anything else.

Take a dump on the hood of their car and tell them you heard some large animal noises outside your window last night.

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #37 on:** September 23, 2015, 05:08:46 PM »

Quote from: muscularny on September 23, 2015, 04:35:00 PM

What is google?

Lol, as if there's another website other than Getbig.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #38 on:** September 24, 2015, 12:27:23 AM »

Quote from: OlympiaGym on September 23, 2015, 04:35:16 PM

I need to know what kind of business can't afford a hotel room. Is it really a business.

I'm a sales representative for Caliber Fitness.

sync pulse · « **Reply #39 on:** September 24, 2015, 12:35:10 AM »

Quote from: Irongrip400 on September 23, 2015, 04:29:35 PM

What is airbnb?

It's a service for people with an extra bedroom to rent short term...

muscularny · « **Reply #40 on:** September 24, 2015, 12:41:11 AM »

Quote from: sync pulse on September 24, 2015, 12:35:10 AM

It's a service for people with an extra bedroom to rent short term...

I suggested google for a reason, the majority of listings there are not what you just described, its best he takes his lazy ass and read up as to what it is.

tleilaxutank · « **Reply #41 on:** September 24, 2015, 12:57:02 PM »

Quote from: OlympiaGym on September 23, 2015, 04:35:16 PM

I need to know what kind of business can't afford a hotel room. Is it really a business.

Exactly. I call that a hobby.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #42 on:** September 24, 2015, 01:15:41 PM »

Quote from: muscularny on September 23, 2015, 04:35:00 PM

What is google?

Is it similar to altavista?

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #43 on:** September 24, 2015, 01:28:27 PM »

rub your cock on all of the door handles. Cum into their microwave and cook for 10 minutes until it crusts the inside and never comes out. Cum in the toaster, then come in a condom, rub some shit on the outside and stash it under the bed on her side.

Thank me later.

OB1 · « **Reply #44 on:** September 24, 2015, 09:45:22 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on September 24, 2015, 01:15:41 PM

Is it similar to altavista?

What is a question?

sync pulse · « **Reply #45 on:** September 24, 2015, 10:53:28 PM »

Quote from: muscularny on September 23, 2015, 04:35:00 PM

What is google?

Quote from: Kwon_2 on September 24, 2015, 01:15:41 PM

Is it similar to altavista?

Why don’t you ask Jeeves?...I am sure he can point you in the right direction…

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #46 on:** September 25, 2015, 01:41:07 AM »

The majority of suggestions in this thread are negative in nature and involve shitting in different places of the hosts' house. Why all this negativity?

Why not leave a used posing thong or an autograph?

Why not ask if they want a free webcam session with Joon or BigCyp?

AbrahamG · « **Reply #47 on:** September 27, 2015, 11:35:07 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on September 24, 2015, 01:28:27 PM

rub your cock on all of the door handles. Cum into their microwave and cook for 10 minutes until it crusts the inside and never comes out. Cum in the toaster, then come in a condom, rub some shit on the outside and stash it under the bed on her side.

Thank me later.

LOFL. Sage advice.

muscularny · « **Reply #48 on:** September 28, 2015, 12:00:28 AM »

careful, you never know if these owners hide cameras

Anna Recksiek · « **Reply #49 on:** September 28, 2015, 12:16:39 AM »

A true get bigger would thong up,oil up and head outside for some dramatic oiled up selfies...