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I'm on a business trip and...
« on: September 23, 2015, 11:41:43 AM »
I am sleeping in a family's house (2 adults, no kids) through Airbnb. What would be a Getbigger thing to do?

- walk around the house in a bunny suit?

- jerk off in the shower and leave the cum stains to dry?

- ask if I can cuddle between them in their bed?

- ask if I can watch the 2015 Olympia webcast on their TV?

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2015, 11:42:55 AM »
someone's getting raped tonight :-*

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2015, 11:43:51 AM »
someone's getting raped tonight :-*

in that case I hope it is by the wife  :P

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2015, 11:44:56 AM »
take a shit in the toilet and dont flush it


then when they ask you why you didnt flush let them know, "when its yellow let it mellow, when its brown it stays around"

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2015, 11:52:06 AM »
you can always leave behind a love note to the wife saying how much you enjoyed the blowjob she gave you while the husband was fast asleep the night before you left

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2015, 12:12:07 PM »
Pics of the couple, please. Any couple in the States who lets you stay in their home (as opposed to a guest house) is simply looking to swing. So don't be surprised to hear the pitter patter of fooptsteps in the middle of the night outside your door.

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2015, 12:14:44 PM »
I assume this business trip is in Dubai India.

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2015, 12:21:35 PM »
I assume this business trip is in Dubai India.

yes and I researching new places for doing guest posing and bodybuilding seminars.

I have also had several people contact me about web seminars with Wiggs and Johnny Falcon.

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2015, 12:25:21 PM »
yes and I researching new places for doing guest posing and bodybuilding seminars.

I have also had several people contact me about web seminars with Wiggs and Johnny Falcon.

Could you perhaps book Navy Mike for some guest posings?  He's very popular and in high demand lately.

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2015, 12:29:48 PM »
Could you perhaps book Navy Mike for some guest posings?  He's very popular and in high demand lately.

I have talked to several gyms in Dubai that are interested in having Navy Mike as a guest poser. However, I could not make it happen since none of these gyms had handicap parking spaces.

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2015, 12:31:10 PM »
I have talked to several gyms in Dubai that are interested in having Navy Mike as a guest poser. However, I could not make it happen since none of these gyms had handicap parking spaces.

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2015, 12:38:50 PM »
I have talked to several gyms in Dubai that are interested in having Navy Mike as a guest poser. However, I could not make it happen since none of these gyms had handicap parking spaces.
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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2015, 12:40:56 PM »
Pics of the couple, please. Any couple in the States who lets you stay in their home (as opposed to a guest house) is simply looking to swing. So don't be surprised to hear the pitter patter of fooptsteps in the middle of the night outside your door.

this.  at the very least, let them know you're down to invite over one of their hot single friend, and the 4 of you kill two bottles of vodka and play cards tonight.  Things will lead someplace creative.

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2015, 12:41:47 PM »
the wife here is actually pretty hot. She has small tits but she is hot. I will think about as I jerk off to a PornHub video in a few moments.

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2015, 12:43:18 PM »
this.  at the very least, let them know you're down to invite over one of their hot single friend, and the 4 of you kill two bottles of vodka and play cards tonight.  Things will lead someplace creative.
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I appreciate your feedback, but I think I should be honest towards them. So I will just tell them that I will look at Getbig and PornHub. I was also very sad to see that ironmeister had only made one post, a recycled old photoshop, since my last visit to Getbig.

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2015, 12:46:47 PM »
airbnb on a business trip?

 ???

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2015, 12:49:35 PM »
airbnb on a business trip?

 ???

I'm not rich like XFACTOR or Joon, so I have to choose budget choices sometimes.

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2015, 12:53:41 PM »

I appreciate your feedback, but I think I should be honest towards them. So I will just tell them that I will look at Getbig and PornHub. I was also very sad to see that ironmeister had only made one post, a recycled old photoshop, since my last visit to Getbig.
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Well, now that I typed it... it's already out in the universe.  So it's likely the opportunity will present itself.  

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2015, 12:56:47 PM »

I appreciate your feedback, but I think I should be honest towards them. So I will just tell them that I will look at Getbig and PornHub. I was also very sad to see that ironmeister had only made one post, a recycled old photoshop, since my last visit to Getbig.

Hopefully telling them will make them curious about Getbig and they find this thread, thus breaking the ice.

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2015, 12:57:03 PM »
I'm not rich like XFACTOR or Joon, so I have to choose budget choices sometimes.

Interesting. When I go on a business trip, the BUSINESS pays for the hotel.

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2015, 01:19:14 PM »
Now I have a lot of cum filled tissues next to me. I have to transport them to the bathroom without the couple noticing. I am not sure how it will all play out. Wish me luck, Getbig.

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2015, 01:28:32 PM »
Interesting. When I go on a business trip, the BUSINESS pays for the hotel.

WINNING!

Maybe it's his own business and he's trying to cut expenses...

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2015, 02:38:37 PM »
I assume this business trip is in Dubai India.

Haha of course

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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #23 on: September 23, 2015, 02:43:21 PM »
The only thing that any sane getbigger would do is put on the posing trunks, oil up and do your full posing routine.  Don't forget to make the signal for "more noise" between every pose. When you do done thank god for allowing you the ability to ignore the haters.


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Re: I'm on a business trip and...
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2015, 02:46:56 PM »
The only thing that any sane getbigger would do is put on the posing trunks, oil up and do your full posing routine.  Don't forget to make the signal for "more noise" between every pose. When you do done thank god for allowing you the ability to ignore the haters.

maybe the couple saw this coming when I arrived with my gifted nutrition tshirt in my gold phil heath sneakers. I tossed the man my car keys, like Flex Wheeler, and told him to park the car somewhere.