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Title: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Darren Avey on September 24, 2015, 01:20:19 AM
Every man is a cage fighter these days.And you know what every woman seems to be? A "beauty therapist." Just going through random girls facebooks and nearly everyone is "a beauty therapist" or "Beautician."  ::)
And they are all qualified "nail technicians." WOW bet you had to study for years at college to get that "qualification."  ::)
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: muscularny on September 24, 2015, 01:24:04 AM
Every man is a cage fighter these days.And you know what every woman seems to be? A "beauty therapist." Just going through random girls facebooks and nearly everyone is "a beauty therapist" or "Beautician."  ::)
And they are all qualified "nail technicians." WOW bet you had to study for years at college to get that "qualification."  ::)
code words for strippers, hookers, happy ending experts, golddiggers etc.
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Simple Simon on September 24, 2015, 01:24:16 AM
Every man is a cage fighter these days.And you know what every woman seems to be? A "beauty therapist." Just going through random girls facebooks and nearly everyone is "a beauty therapist" or "Beautician."  ::)
And they are all qualified "nail technicians." WOW bet you had to study for years at college to get that "qualification."  ::)
what do you do for a living?
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: _bruce_ on September 24, 2015, 01:24:27 AM
Dr. Fist - Cage Therapist!  >:(
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: OB1 on September 24, 2015, 01:24:49 AM
code words for strippers, hookers, happy ending experts, golddiggers etc.
;D
Exactly.
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Darren Avey on September 24, 2015, 01:27:27 AM
what do you do for a living?

I work in Sainsburys.
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Simple Simon on September 24, 2015, 01:30:42 AM
I work in Sainsburys.
How many years did it take you to gain qualifications to do that?
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Darren Avey on September 24, 2015, 01:31:40 AM
How many years did it take you to gain qualifications to do that?

None cos im thick as shit but im not claiming to be a "meat counter technician" im the mush that serves you meat. End of.
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Simple Simon on September 24, 2015, 01:32:33 AM
Bearing in mind you have posted a lot of face pics in the past Darren, could you post another with a sign saying "hello getbig" and the date?

Im almost certain you are a gimmick account.
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Simple Simon on September 24, 2015, 01:34:09 AM
None cos im thick as shit but im not claiming to be a "meat counter technician" im the mush that serves you meat. End of.

End of nothing mate, people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones.
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: irishdave on September 24, 2015, 02:30:42 AM
Bearing in mind you have posted a lot of face pics in the past Darren, could you post another with a sign saying "hello getbig" and the date?

Im almost certain you are a gimmick account.

He'd be the most elaborate gimmick ever in the history of getbig
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Simple Simon on September 24, 2015, 02:53:10 AM
He'd be the most elaborate gimmick ever in the history of getbig

Reason I think he is is mostly based on the fact he has regularly vouched for Joons antics and excapades.

Lets see if he posts up the picture of himself with the date.
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: bigmc on September 24, 2015, 02:59:23 AM
Reason I think he is is mostly based on the fact he has regularly vouched for Joons antics and excapades.

Lets see if he posts up the picture of himself with the date.

joon has his teh boob account

he just pmd me on it

I think Darren is legit

he is the type of guy who thinks the krays are cool

so there is no surprise he worships a "gangster" like joon
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Simple Simon on September 24, 2015, 04:51:09 AM
joon has his teh boob account

he just pmd me on it

I think Darren is legit

he is the type of guy who thinks the krays are cool

so there is no surprise he worships a "gangster" like joon
He has strangely disappeared very very quickly, never mind, I will remind him every time I see him post.

I suspect that joon was always Darren Avery and joon is Darrens gimmick
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: bigmc on September 24, 2015, 04:52:01 AM
He has strangely disappeared very very quickly, never mind, I will remind him every time I see him post.

probably in Da cage
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Tapeworm on September 24, 2015, 05:33:40 AM
That's some bottom rung shit, Darren.  There are plenty of more well-rounded people out there who have outgrown adolescence.  Don't waste time on the dregs bro.
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Darren Avey on September 24, 2015, 07:37:50 AM
Im working my arse off in the gym to look good and im planning to show a pic then of how ive bulked up since my beach days in Spain.
Im not Joon, although we do have mutual friends in the poker world I have never met him although I hope to at some point.
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Army of One on September 24, 2015, 07:40:30 AM
Darren is obviously an English guy who has the interests he professes, and lives where he claims.However I too don't think its him in the pics, so second the motion for a pic holding up hi getbig or a spoon.
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: bigmc on September 24, 2015, 09:01:13 AM
Darren is obviously an English guy who has the interests he professes, and lives where he claims.However I too don't think its him in the pics, so second the motion for a pic holding up hi getbig or a spoon.

so you think he would post a pic of a fat midget

 ???
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Army of One on September 24, 2015, 04:14:47 PM
so you think he would post a pic of a fat midget

 ???

As a gimmick for a laugh?sure
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 24, 2015, 04:27:13 PM
Hi Darren,

Just wanted to remind you about the video you said you would post a couple of weeks back.

This is the thread: "How many reps can you standing military press your own BW?"- http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=579520.msg8203030#msg8203030 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=579520.msg8203030#msg8203030)

You said:
Totally strict, no push press. I did 7 yesterday. Id guess I can beat most of you.  8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

I said:
Make sure to post it up some time today. We don't want you to lose all credibility on this site.

You then said:
Well ill have to wait till I next do shoulders which ll be Weds next week. Its squats tonight. Dunno whether to do heavy or just a couple of sets of 20. Hams been playing me up lately.

I concluded with:
No problem Darren. I'll mark it off on the calendar to remind you to post up the video come next week.

We had a guy here named The Trainer that used to make crazy claims and promised a video/pictures, yet never delivered. We know you're a good guy, so we don't want anyone to think similar.

I'll remind you come next Wednesday and will add it to the site's calendar (it will send me a message on Wednesday to remind you).

I can't wait!

Let us know when you can post it for us.

"1"
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Set It Up on September 24, 2015, 04:54:03 PM
military press my own weight,...fuck im lucky if i can roll my own weight around the floor
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: calfzilla on September 24, 2015, 05:05:51 PM
Lots of hos want to be a cosmetologist or esthetician.  ::)
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Hulkotron on September 24, 2015, 05:09:54 PM
Looking forward to the shoulder press video.
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 24, 2015, 05:14:41 PM
I've been saying it for years, darren avey is a gimmick. The account is nothing to do with gonzo the Paki though. Darrens pic's seem to all be downloaded from some midget guys Facebook account. I believe he is a londoner though and is likely a regular posters one gimmick acc
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: OneMoreRep on September 25, 2015, 09:28:54 AM
Hi Darren,

Just wanted to once more remind you of the shoulder press video.

Maybe you can post it today?

"1"
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Simple Simon on September 25, 2015, 09:57:09 AM
I've been saying it for years, darren avey is a gimmick. The account is nothing to do with gonzo the Paki though. Darrens pic's seem to all be downloaded from some midget guys Facebook account. I believe he is a londoner though and is likely a regular posters one gimmick acc

Joon has been on this site for longer than you would imagine
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: The Wizard of Truth on September 25, 2015, 12:03:36 PM
Joon has been on this site for longer than you would imagine
Yeah he just popped up out of nowhere with a thread about driving around London picking up girls one day, a strange man
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Simple Simon on September 25, 2015, 12:15:43 PM
Yeah he just popped up out of nowhere with a thread about driving around London picking up girls one day, a strange man

Joon talked about members and threads that were here long before the joon log on was created.
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on September 25, 2015, 01:55:20 PM
code words for strippers, hookers, happy ending experts, golddiggers etc.

And mudsharks
Title: Re: The female equivalent of cage fighters
Post by: Deadpool on September 25, 2015, 03:05:45 PM
Not as long as Wes has been posting lifting info.
Wes was there beside Ben and Joe in Montreal, working the printing press back in 1939 putting out the 1st issues of Your Physique