The female equivalent of cage fighters

[Darren Avey]

Every man is a cage fighter these days.And you know what every woman seems to be? A "beauty therapist." Just going through random girls facebooks and nearly everyone is "a beauty therapist" or "Beautician."  
And they are all qualified "nail technicians." WOW bet you had to study for years at college to get that "qualification." 

[muscularny]

Every man is a cage fighter these days.And you know what every woman seems to be? A "beauty therapist." Just going through random girls facebooks and nearly everyone is "a beauty therapist" or "Beautician."  
And they are all qualified "nail technicians." WOW bet you had to study for years at college to get that "qualification." 

code words for strippers, hookers, happy ending experts, golddiggers etc.

[Simple Simon]

Every man is a cage fighter these days.And you know what every woman seems to be? A "beauty therapist." Just going through random girls facebooks and nearly everyone is "a beauty therapist" or "Beautician."  
And they are all qualified "nail technicians." WOW bet you had to study for years at college to get that "qualification." 

what do you do for a living?

[_bruce_]

Dr. Fist - Cage Therapist!  

[OB1]

code words for strippers, hookers, happy ending experts, golddiggers etc.

Exactly.

[Darren Avey]

what do you do for a living?

I work in Sainsburys.

[Simple Simon]

I work in Sainsburys.

How many years did it take you to gain qualifications to do that?

[Darren Avey]

How many years did it take you to gain qualifications to do that?

None cos im thick as shit but im not claiming to be a "meat counter technician" im the mush that serves you meat. End of.

[Simple Simon]

Bearing in mind you have posted a lot of face pics in the past Darren, could you post another with a sign saying "hello getbig" and the date?

Im almost certain you are a gimmick account.

[Simple Simon]

None cos im thick as shit but im not claiming to be a "meat counter technician" im the mush that serves you meat. End of.

End of nothing mate, people in glass houses shouldnt throw stones.

[irishdave]

Bearing in mind you have posted a lot of face pics in the past Darren, could you post another with a sign saying "hello getbig" and the date?

Im almost certain you are a gimmick account.

He'd be the most elaborate gimmick ever in the history of getbig

[Simple Simon]

He'd be the most elaborate gimmick ever in the history of getbig

Reason I think he is is mostly based on the fact he has regularly vouched for Joons antics and excapades.

Lets see if he posts up the picture of himself with the date.

[bigmc]

Reason I think he is is mostly based on the fact he has regularly vouched for Joons antics and excapades.

Lets see if he posts up the picture of himself with the date.

joon has his teh boob account

he just pmd me on it

I think Darren is legit

he is the type of guy who thinks the krays are cool

so there is no surprise he worships a "gangster" like joon

[Simple Simon]

joon has his teh boob account

he just pmd me on it

I think Darren is legit

he is the type of guy who thinks the krays are cool

so there is no surprise he worships a "gangster" like joon

He has strangely disappeared very very quickly, never mind, I will remind him every time I see him post.

I suspect that joon was always Darren Avery and joon is Darrens gimmick

[bigmc]

He has strangely disappeared very very quickly, never mind, I will remind him every time I see him post.

probably in Da cage

[Tapeworm]

That's some bottom rung shit, Darren.  There are plenty of more well-rounded people out there who have outgrown adolescence.  Don't waste time on the dregs bro.

[Darren Avey]

Im working my arse off in the gym to look good and im planning to show a pic then of how ive bulked up since my beach days in Spain.
Im not Joon, although we do have mutual friends in the poker world I have never met him although I hope to at some point.

[Army of One]

Darren is obviously an English guy who has the interests he professes, and lives where he claims.However I too don't think its him in the pics, so second the motion for a pic holding up hi getbig or a spoon.

[bigmc]

Darren is obviously an English guy who has the interests he professes, and lives where he claims.However I too don't think its him in the pics, so second the motion for a pic holding up hi getbig or a spoon.

so you think he would post a pic of a fat midget

 

[Army of One]

so you think he would post a pic of a fat midget

 

As a gimmick for a laugh?sure

[OneMoreRep]

Hi Darren,

Just wanted to remind you about the video you said you would post a couple of weeks back.

This is the thread: "How many reps can you standing military press your own BW?"- http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=579520.msg8203030#msg8203030

You said:

Totally strict, no push press. I did 7 yesterday. Id guess I can beat most of you. 

I said:

Make sure to post it up some time today. We don't want you to lose all credibility on this site.

You then said:

Well ill have to wait till I next do shoulders which ll be Weds next week. Its squats tonight. Dunno whether to do heavy or just a couple of sets of 20. Hams been playing me up lately.

I concluded with:

No problem Darren. I'll mark it off on the calendar to remind you to post up the video come next week.

We had a guy here named The Trainer that used to make crazy claims and promised a video/pictures, yet never delivered. We know you're a good guy, so we don't want anyone to think similar.

I'll remind you come next Wednesday and will add it to the site's calendar (it will send me a message on Wednesday to remind you).

I can't wait!

Let us know when you can post it for us.

"1"

[Set It Up]

military press my own weight,...fuck im lucky if i can roll my own weight around the floor

[calfzilla]

Lots of hos want to be a cosmetologist or esthetician. 

[Hulkotron]

Looking forward to the shoulder press video.

[The Wizard of Truth]

I've been saying it for years, darren avey is a gimmick. The account is nothing to do with gonzo the Paki though. Darrens pic's seem to all be downloaded from some midget guys Facebook account. I believe he is a londoner though and is likely a regular posters one gimmick acc