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What was it like?? Your age? Methods? Was it awkward what did the girl look like? I'm all ears
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Late night after a few drinks, I felt the need to go south of the border.
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I had my first serious girlfriend when I was around 14-15. Lost my virginity to her. It was an amazing time of my life. I use to eat her pussy all the time. She had some hair down there. It wasn't popular to shave yet. She weighs about 300 pounds now after she shit out a couple kids.
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Late night after a few drinks, I felt the need to go south of the border.
The directly followed by a trip to the bathroom...
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I had my first serious girlfriend when I was around 14-15. Lost my virginity to her. It was an amazing time of my life. I use to eat her pussy all the time. She had some hair down there. It wasn't popular to shave yet. She weighs about 300 pounds now after she shit out a couple kids.
Jesus you got the job done at an early age...I thought i was ahead of the pack for eating my first box at 17 but i guess not...Congratz on 1000 post btw
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Jesus you got the job done at an early age...I thought i was ahead of the pack for eating my first box at 17 but i guess not...Congratz on 1000 post btw
Thanks man. It was the summer before my freshmen year of high school. I grew up fast, at that age we were experimenting with weed and booze. Pussy was the best part of it. When I look back I can't believe her parents use to let us go up in her room together alone. Her dad must of wanted to kill me. My dad use to get pissed at me for spending so much time with her. He would pick me late at night from her house in would be high with the smell of pussy all over me. God it was awesome.
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It was so wretched and nasty I had to run outside and blow chunks. And Chunks was her dog's name.
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LMAO^
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I remember thinking "wtf did I get myself into..."
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Thanks man. It was the summer before my freshmen year of high school. I grew up fast, at that age we were experimenting with weed and booze. Pussy was the best part of it. When I look back I can't believe her parents use to let us go up in her room together alone. Her dad must of wanted to kill me. My dad use to get pissed at me for spending so much time with her. He would pick me late at night from her house in would be high with the smell of pussy all over me. God it was awesome.
lol that's pretty badass i'm sure you don't forget those butterflies...Got you all ready with some slaying experience and hopefully you went after senior hoes after you were done with that broad
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I had my first serious girlfriend when I was around 14-15.
Thanks man. It was the summer before my freshmen year of high school.
Maybe if you ate less pussy and paid attention in school it wouldn't have taken 3 tries to complete 8th grade.
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lol that's pretty badass i'm sure you don't forget those butterflies...Got you all ready with some slaying experience and hopefully you went after senior hoes after you were done with that broad
I probably had sex with around 8-10 girls throughout high school I gained a lot of experience quickly. I went to a little college out in the middle of nowhere. I have an interesting look. I slept with so many different girls in college. I had two girl on the volleyball team eating each others pussy in my dorm room.
I'm 31 now. I've slept with dozens of woman. I settled down around 8 months ago. I work full time I go church with my wife on the weekends we work out together. It's funny how life changes.
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Maybe if you ate less pussy and paid attention in school it wouldn't have taken 3 tries to complete 8th grade.
Haha whatever age kids are in that grade. I was never held back.
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Outing myself here, but I didn't know how to "really" eat pussy until I was like 20 or so. Before that, my first two years in college, I used to just lick the hole and slobber all around it. Then, when I was about 20, this chick I was hooking up with who was 23, was just like "what are you doing? Here, lick this." Once I found out what the clit really was, and that by munching and licking that was the only sure fire way to get a woman off (thus making it only necessary for me to last long enough for me to blow a load ;D) things were never the same. I love eating pussy.
I think some of it had to do with woman really not even knowing their own bodies. I had girlfriends who would moan while I was licking the vag, but nothing like what I experienced once I found the little man in the boat.
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What was it like?? Your age? Methods?
Method101
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Outing myself here, but I didn't know how to "really" eat pussy until I was like 20 or so. Before that, my first two years in college, I used to just lick the hole and slobber all around it. Then, when I was about 20, this chick I was hooking up with who was 23, was just like "what are you doing? Here, lick this." Once I found out what the clit really was, and that by munching and licking that was the only sure fire way to get a woman off (thus making it only necessary for me to last long enough for me to blow a load ;D) things were never the same. I love eating pussy.
I think some of it had to do with woman really not even knowing their own bodies. I had girlfriends who would moan while I was licking the vag, but nothing like what I experienced once I found the little man in the boat.
Thanks. Just rubbed one out to that story.
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Haha whatever age kids are in that grade. I was never held back.
To your point about the parent s- I had the same thing - when my girlfriend was 16, and I was 17, her parents let me sleep over all the time. Not in the same room, but that really didn't prevent anything after they were asleep.
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To your point about the parent s- I had the same thing - when my girlfriend was 16, and I was 17, her parents let me sleep over all the time. Not in the same room, but that really didn't prevent anything after they were asleep.
Then they wonder why their little whore daughters get knocked up at such a young age. That girlfriend I had ended up getting pregnant senior year. She put so much weight on it was crazy. She was one of those chicks who have big tits and a fat ass before anyone else. They peak when they are 14 and its all down hill from then on.
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Outing myself here, but I didn't know how to "really" eat pussy until I was like 20 or so. Before that, my first two years in college, I used to just lick the hole and slobber all around it. Then, when I was about 20, this chick I was hooking up with who was 23, was just like "what are you doing? Here, lick this." Once I found out what the clit really was, and that by munching and licking that was the only sure fire way to get a woman off (thus making it only necessary for me to last long enough for me to blow a load ;D) things were never the same. I love eating pussy.
I think some of it had to do with woman really not even knowing their own bodies. I had girlfriends who would moan while I was licking the vag, but nothing like what I experienced once I found the little man in the boat.
lol it's okay man you get props for being man enough to tell the story and not fabricate the age. 20 really isn't that old either so you are not in a bad place
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What was it like?? Your age? Methods? Was it awkward what did the girl look like? I'm all ears
I was 17,drunk as hell and this chick was visiting a girl i know and she was from california.she was smoking blonde.I puked all over her puss due to being so drunk.That spread around so fast it was pretty hilarious.
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for those of you who dont know make a u with your finger and go in and up inside the girl. It never fails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The first time? I didn't have any methods. Just licked it like a dog would like a salt stick, hahaha. I barely rubbed her vag with the tip of my tongue. These days I bury my face as far deep as it'll go in there.
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The first time? I didn't have any methods. Just licked it like a dog would like a salt stick, hahaha. I barely rubbed her vag with the tip of my tongue. These days I bury my face as far deep as it'll go in there.
Jesus this is what we call "the slobber method" lmao....Glad you've become a seasoned veteran...When these 18 and 19 year olds first step in the gym and want to use gear and know nothing about it....I feel inclined to just let them when they don't know what they're doing....This way their dicks won't work and we can take their women ;) but having said that i'll usually advise them the best i can...
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It was a woman I always wanted who went to the same gym, she had a marilyn monroe's body. When I first got the balls to go talk to her we talked for an hour. I made it clear I want that ass. But when I went to her place the next day for the first time I was super nervous and I wasn't excited at all but I ate her... it was disgusting. But we were together for a year after that :D
Now that I'm older and know my shit I can't get laid to save my life. I did go to solarium all the time back in the day, now days I'm white as fuck.
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I was 16 and it was considered taboo(cuz real men don't do that shit 'round here ::) ::) ).
I wasn't planning on doing it, but I got a little carried away kissing...next thing you know I'm nose deep in the cooterbox with no skill or form.
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The first time I ate pussy well licked it was in the 7th grade. We were at a friends house playing spin the bottle where you had to do a truth dare or double dare. The girl I was dating picked double dare and her friend double dared her to suck my dick right in front of everyone. Everybody thought we would chicken out I was like fuck it and pulled it out right in front of everyone she stuck it in her mouth for like 5 seconds. Was it technically a blow job by adult standards? No, but by 7th grade standards Fuck yeah it was.
So we continued playing and a little later it landed on me I was like Double Dare. So my buddy returned the favor to my girlfriend and dared me to lick her pussy in front of everyone. She refused and would not let me but said we could go in the bedroom and do it. My buddy said if we go in the bedroom we need to fuck. So we went in his mom and dads room I laid her down pushed her skirt up pulled her panties down and took one big long lick of her pussy. I had no fucking clue what I was doing neither did she. My buddy was banging on the door going are you two fucking? We tried but were totally lost had no fucking clue what we were doing my dick touched her pussy but I don't think it ever penetrated. We laid together like that for like 5 mins got up and came out to everyone high fiving us and calling us VD's (Virgin Destroyers) hahahaha!!!
When the girls left we all walked uptown and my buddy was like dude what did it feel like. I said like warm apple hen he asked me if it tasted like it to Hahaha I just shook my head and said no man not at all. So when American Pie came out and he shoved his fingers in the pie then fucked it brought all those memories right back to me Hahaha!!!
I love to eat pussy and will chow on the shit all day if the wife lets me :)
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The first time I ate pussy well licked it was in the 7th grade. We were at a friends house playing spin the bottle where you had to do a truth dare or double dare. The girl I was dating picked double dare and her friend double dared her to suck my dick right in front of everyone. Everybody thought we would chicken out I was like fuck it and pulled it out right in front of everyone she stuck it in her mouth for like 5 seconds. Was it technically a blow job by adult standards? No, but by 7th grade standards Fuck yeah it was.
So we continued playing and a little later it landed on me I was like Double Dare. So my buddy returned the favor to my girlfriend and dared me to lick her pussy in front of everyone. She refused and would not let me but said we could go in the bedroom and do it. My buddy said if we go in the bedroom we need to fuck. So we went in his mom and dads room I laid her down pushed her skirt up pulled her panties down and took one big long lick of her pussy. I had no fucking clue what I was doing neither did she. My buddy was banging on the door going are you two fucking? We tried but were totally lost had no fucking clue what we were doing my dick touched her pussy but I don't think it ever penetrated. We laid together like that for like 5 mins got up and came out to everyone high fiving us and calling us VD's (Virgin Destroyers) hahahaha!!!
When the girls left we all walked uptown and my buddy was like dude what did it feel like. I said like warm apple hen he asked me if it tasted like it to Hahaha I just shook my head and said no man not at all. So when American Pie came out and he shoved his fingers in the pie then fucked it brought all those memories right back to me Hahaha!!!
I love to eat pussy and will chow on the shit all day if the wife lets me :)
Fucking in 7th grade? Where you 16 years old and a retard?
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The first time I ate pussy well licked it was in the 7th grade. We were at a friends house playing spin the bottle where you had to do a truth dare or double dare. The girl I was dating picked double dare and her friend double dared her to suck my dick right in front of everyone. Everybody thought we would chicken out I was like fuck it and pulled it out right in front of everyone she stuck it in her mouth for like 5 seconds. Was it technically a blow job by adult standards? No, but by 7th grade standards Fuck yeah it was.
So we continued playing and a little later it landed on me I was like Double Dare. So my buddy returned the favor to my girlfriend and dared me to lick her pussy in front of everyone. She refused and would not let me but said we could go in the bedroom and do it. My buddy said if we go in the bedroom we need to fuck. So we went in his mom and dads room I laid her down pushed her skirt up pulled her panties down and took one big long lick of her pussy. I had no fucking clue what I was doing neither did she. My buddy was banging on the door going are you two fucking? We tried but were totally lost had no fucking clue what we were doing my dick touched her pussy but I don't think it ever penetrated. We laid together like that for like 5 mins got up and came out to everyone high fiving us and calling us VD's (Virgin Destroyers) hahahaha!!!
When the girls left we all walked uptown and my buddy was like dude what did it feel like. I said like warm apple hen he asked me if it tasted like it to Hahaha I just shook my head and said no man not at all. So when American Pie came out and he shoved his fingers in the pie then fucked it brought all those memories right back to me Hahaha!!!
I love to eat pussy and will chow on the shit all day if the wife lets me :)
great story. Not everyone was fortunate enough to have that type of friend group where people do stuff like that haha i know for sure as hell that was never happening when i was in 7th grade i had a lot of girls who liked me but i NEVER even considered something like that as being realistic...After hearing this story i wish that when i was 14 i did stuff like that hahahaha nice job very nice
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The first time I ate pussy well licked it was in the 7th grade. We were at a friends house playing spin the bottle where you had to do a truth dare or double dare. The girl I was dating picked double dare and her friend double dared her to suck my dick right in front of everyone. Everybody thought we would chicken out I was like fuck it and pulled it out right in front of everyone she stuck it in her mouth for like 5 seconds. Was it technically a blow job by adult standards? No, but by 7th grade standards Fuck yeah it was.
So we continued playing and a little later it landed on me I was like Double Dare. So my buddy returned the favor to my girlfriend and dared me to lick her pussy in front of everyone. She refused and would not let me but said we could go in the bedroom and do it. My buddy said if we go in the bedroom we need to fuck. So we went in his mom and dads room I laid her down pushed her skirt up pulled her panties down and took one big long lick of her pussy. I had no fucking clue what I was doing neither did she. My buddy was banging on the door going are you two fucking? We tried but were totally lost had no fucking clue what we were doing my dick touched her pussy but I don't think it ever penetrated. We laid together like that for like 5 mins got up and came out to everyone high fiving us and calling us VD's (Virgin Destroyers) hahahaha!!!
When the girls left we all walked uptown and my buddy was like dude what did it feel like. I said like warm apple hen he asked me if it tasted like it to Hahaha I just shook my head and said no man not at all. So when American Pie came out and he shoved his fingers in the pie then fucked it brought all those memories right back to me Hahaha!!!
I love to eat pussy and will chow on the shit all day if the wife lets me :)
Lotta dick. Sorry, Wolfe. Edited for Broadway dick. And that's a lot of dick. Like Tony Soprano dick.
/i truly am sorry.
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Fucking in 7th grade? Where you 16 years old and a retard?
Nope I was a legit 7th grader never failed a grade graduated at 18. Just had a pretty cool group of kids that were perverts hahaha. And in light of all of it the chic is still pretty damn decent looking at 40 yrs old.
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The first time I ate pussy well licked it was in the 7th grade. We were at a friends house playing spin the bottle where you had to do a truth dare or double dare. The girl I was dating picked double dare and her friend double dared her to suck my dick right in front of everyone. Everybody thought we would chicken out I was like fuck it and pulled it out right in front of everyone she stuck it in her mouth for like 5 seconds. Was it technically a blow job by adult standards? No, but by 7th grade standards Fuck yeah it was.
So we continued playing and a little later it landed on me I was like Double Dare. So my buddy returned the favor to my girlfriend and dared me to lick her pussy in front of everyone. She refused and would not let me but said we could go in the bedroom and do it. My buddy said if we go in the bedroom we need to fuck. So we went in his mom and dads room I laid her down pushed her skirt up pulled her panties down and took one big long lick of her pussy. I had no fucking clue what I was doing neither did she. My buddy was banging on the door going are you two fucking? We tried but were totally lost had no fucking clue what we were doing my dick touched her pussy but I don't think it ever penetrated. We laid together like that for like 5 mins got up and came out to everyone high fiving us and calling us VD's (Virgin Destroyers) hahahaha!!!
When the girls left we all walked uptown and my buddy was like dude what did it feel like. I said like warm apple hen he asked me if it tasted like it to Hahaha I just shook my head and said no man not at all. So when American Pie came out and he shoved his fingers in the pie then fucked it brought all those memories right back to me Hahaha!!!
I love to eat pussy and will chow on the shit all day if the wife lets me :)
Lotta dick. Sorry, Wolfe. Edited for Broadway dick. And that's a lot of dick. Like Tony Soprano dick.
/i truly am sorry.
Lotta dick? Where you get that from?
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Lotta dick? Where you get that from?
Same editor? ;D
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Ok so now lets expand this from my previous post................
That night actually was a turning point for me cause up to that point all I cared about was my GI Joe guys. That night I realized there was a lot more to life than Cobra Commander and Duke. From that point on I knew what I was wanting and was going to get more of it. But unfortunately for me it took another 2.5 yrs to get passed 3rd base with any chics and never scored a home run til I was 17 but went around 3rd base A LOT.
But to get where I'm going all this shit lead me to my first hustling job. My freshman year through my Junior year I had a money making scheme going on. All the guys were scared to death to go in to the pharmacy and buy condoms. One guy offered me $10 one time to go buy him a box of condoms. I told him give me a $20 and I keep the change. He agreed and my hustling skills grew I had guys daily coming to me to go buy them condoms. $20 a pop for a $5 box of condoms I pocketed $15.
It got so big the pharmacist actually knew my mom pulled her to the side and said I hate to get involved in other peoples business but mike has been coming in here a lot buying a lot of condoms. My mom asked him how much was a lot and he told her 10-12 times a week buying condoms. My mom cornered me at home and busted my chops on it. I showed her the stack of cash and explained to her what was going on. She laughed then went and told my dad he laughed and shook my hand for making fat money as a under classman.
Still to this day the guys will bring that shit up hahahah!!!
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She also told the pharmacist and he would laugh and smile every time from then on Hahaha. God I miss the good old days sometimes when shit was so much easier then being a fucking adult!
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Ok so now lets expand this from my previous post................
That night actually was a turning point for me cause up to that point all I cared about was my GI Joe guys. That night I realized there was a lot more to life than Cobra Commander and Duke. From that point on I knew what I was wanting and was going to get more of it. But unfortunately for me it took another 2.5 yrs to get passed 3rd base with any chics and never scored a home run til I was 17 but went around 3rd base A LOT.
But to get where I'm going all this shit lead me to my first hustling job. My freshman year through my Junior year I had a money making scheme going on. All the guys were scared to death to go in to the pharmacy and buy condoms. One guy offered me $10 one time to go buy him a box of condoms. I told him give me a $20 and I keep the change. He agreed and my hustling skills grew I had guys daily coming to me to go buy them condoms. $20 a pop for a $5 box of condoms I pocketed $15.
It got so big the pharmacist actually knew my mom pulled her to the side and said I hate to get involved in other peoples business but mike has been coming in here a lot buying a lot of condoms. My mom asked him how much was a lot and he told her 10-12 times a week buying condoms. My mom cornered me at home and busted my chops on it. I showed her the stack of cash and explained to her what was going on. She laughed then went and told my dad he laughed and shook my hand for making fat money as a under classman.
Still to this day the guys will bring that shit up hahahah!!!
That's some real "Stand by Me" type shit man... beautiful :'(
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Been so long. It was either Charlie Brown, He-Man or Transformers. I really like the Thermos that came with them.
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First time I ate the box your mom was real gentle with me
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I remember the first time that I ATTEMPTED to eat the box, first time losing virginity actually. I was in the process of going down on this very sexy, bisexual chick; Then, I remembered that she was practically a lesbian. I got nervous that I would be absolutely horrible at the tongue magic, so I just went back up and gave her some absolutely horrible missionary position for a couple minutes.
Yay! :D
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The first time I ate pussy well licked it was in the 7th grade. We were at a friends house playing spin the bottle where you had to do a truth dare or double dare. The girl I was dating picked double dare and her friend double dared her to suck my dick right in front of everyone. Everybody thought we would chicken out I was like fuck it and pulled it out right in front of everyone she stuck it in her mouth for like 5 seconds. Was it technically a blow job by adult standards? No, but by 7th grade standards Fuck yeah it was.
So we continued playing and a little later it landed on me I was like Double Dare. So my buddy returned the favor to my girlfriend and dared me to lick her pussy in front of everyone. She refused and would not let me but said we could go in the bedroom and do it. My buddy said if we go in the bedroom we need to fuck. So we went in his mom and dads room I laid her down pushed her skirt up pulled her panties down and took one big long lick of her pussy. I had no fucking clue what I was doing neither did she. My buddy was banging on the door going are you two fucking? We tried but were totally lost had no fucking clue what we were doing my dick touched her pussy but I don't think it ever penetrated. We laid together like that for like 5 mins got up and came out to everyone high fiving us and calling us VD's (Virgin Destroyers) hahahaha!!!
When the girls left we all walked uptown and my buddy was like dude what did it feel like. I said like warm apple hen he asked me if it tasted like it to Hahaha I just shook my head and said no man not at all. So when American Pie came out and he shoved his fingers in the pie then fucked it brought all those memories right back to me Hahaha!!!
I love to eat pussy and will chow on the shit all day if the wife lets me :)
Oh shit, I have three different stories similar to that. Two were strip poker which led to fingering and a quick lick and. The girls putting my dick in their mouth. The other was you show me your's I'll show you mine. All the girls lived on my block and were between 12 to 14. I was about 14. One was my best friend at the time sister. Think she turned out be a lesbian she was pretty butch looking.
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Late night after a few drinks, I felt the need to go south of the border.
Not as good as Jack's late night munchie meal.
(http://www.wicproject.com/images/2013/11/JacksMunchieMeal.png)
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It was so wretched and nasty I had to run outside and blow chunks. And Chunks was her dog's name.
That was fucking funny!! LOL ;D
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7 or 8 with my babysitter. No lie.
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7 or 8 with my babysitter. No lie.
:o. Details
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:o. Details
Pellius needs to know all details.
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In a park at 15 (in the '80s) with my first serious girlfriend. We dated for four years.
We were smooching under a tree. After she ventured south and I almost passed out at around the 30-second mark, it was my turn. I think I did OK. My knowledge of female anatomy was quite good.
It was awesome.
She was gorgeous and smart. Her parents had moved to Canada from Finland.
I loved, and still do love, the girl. She broke it off shortly after she entered university. Never gave me a reason. I do know her father never approved of me and us.
My heart shattered and to this day her memory remains in technicolor within my mind.
I hope she's having a good life.
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It was a woman I always wanted who went to the same gym, she had a marilyn monroe's body. When I first got the balls to go talk to her we talked for an hour. I made it clear I want that ass. But when I went to her place the next day for the first time I was super nervous and I wasn't excited at all but I ate her... it was disgusting. But we were together for a year after that :D
Now that I'm older and know my shit I can't get laid to save my life. I did go to solarium all the time back in the day, now days I'm white as fuck.
just buy some tanning spray dude
mine is from Yves Rocher and it's pretty high quality shit
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I was 16 and it was considered taboo(cuz real men don't do that shit 'round here ::) ::) ).
I wasn't planning on doing it, but I got a little carried away kissing...next thing you know I'm nose deep in the cooterbox with no skill or form.
you dirty carpet muncher ;D
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finally a thread without Goodrum posting.
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you dirty carpet muncher ;D
any male that uses spray tan to get a better feeling of himself is a beta, one must diminish all beta natured activities, not add them during spiritual crisis, oh and... outed :D
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Aged 14 in a junior disco with her basically standing on seat pants half down (people everywhere) and i licked with no idea of proper technique... think of a cat grooming itself (she had fur)... that is how i was going at it. Aoife was her name, still remember haha.
Junior discos i went to were fucking depraved and getting worse now. Was getting handjobs when i was 12 middle of dance floor or outside fire exit alongside about 5 people doing same thing. I still get ribbed by mates about the time i was wearing a red tommy hilfiger shirt (thats what the incident is referred to as) and i had cum all over it and uv light in disco made it like a fucking csi crimescene or that scene in basic instinct.
Im a filthy perv and will lick out women when on the rag no issue. Always imagine the pat bateman scene in american psycho when i emerge with blood on my chin from under the sheets.
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In a park at 15 (in the '80s) with my first serious girlfriend. We dated for four years.
We were smooching under a tree. After she ventured south and I almost passed out at around the 30-second mark, it was my turn. I think I did OK. My knowledge of female anatomy was quite good.
It was awesome.
She was gorgeous and smart. Her parents had moved to Canada from Finland.
I loved, and still do love, the girl. She broke it off shortly after she entered university. Never gave me a reason. I do know her father never approved of me and us.
My heart shattered and to this day her memory remains in technicolor within my mind.
I hope she's having a good life.
She's fine. She's back in England.....Banged her last night, you definitely had the best years, she's rough as fuck now, shat 5 kids out. ;D
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She's fine. She's back in England.....Banged her last night, you definitely had the best years, she's rough as fuck now, shat 5 kids out. ;D
HAHAHAHA
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I was 14 and loved it but my technique was lacking.
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Oh shit, I have three different stories similar to that. Two were strip poker which led to fingering and a quick lick and. The girls putting my dick in their mouth. The other was you show me your's I'll show you mine. All the girls lived on my block and were between 12 to 14. I was about 14. One was my best friend at the time sister. Think she turned out be a lesbian she was pretty butch looking.
The good ole days man! Miss those days of innocence
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I was 14 and loved it but my technique was lacking.
You don't learn technique til the woman on the opposing side knows wtf gets her off. For some it means tongue inside, for a lot caressing clit, for some sucking clit and often all three, til your jaw hurts.
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Aged 14 in a junior disco with her basically standing on seat pants half down (people everywhere) and i licked with no idea of proper technique... think of a cat grooming itself (she had fur)... that is how i was going at it. Aoife was her name, still remember haha.
Junior discos i went to were fucking depraved and getting worse now. Was getting handjobs when i was 12 middle of dance floor or outside fire exit alongside about 5 people doing same thing. I still get ribbed by mates about the time i was wearing a red tommy hilfiger shirt (thats what the incident is referred to as) and i had cum all over it and uv light in disco made it like a fucking csi crimescene or that scene in basic instinct.
Im a filthy perv and will lick out women when on the rag no issue. Always imagine the pat bateman scene in american psycho when i emerge with blood on my chin from under the sheets.
lol you're sick but that was a great story. Must have been a fun childhood I was worried about getting kisses when I was 12 f'ing handjobs man good shit haha
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lol you're sick but that was a great story. Must have been a fun childhood I was worried about getting kisses when I was 12 f'ing handjobs man good shit haha
There is a junior disco called "Wesley" here, at a rugby club. Girls are alwasy total whores there. When I went there expectation was 3-4 girls in a night. More on a good night. I'm sure if you google "wesley donnybrook disco" you will see countless stories.
When I was in mid twenties, long after I had my days there, mate said his friend's sister and her friends were dropped at club by their dad. He saw them go around corner and assumed they had alcohol so pulled over to check it out. They had taken off knickers/thongs/whatever as that was the expected standard of whoreishness by then.
I will never forget the first great handjob I got there. Grace was her name. She could make a corpse ejaculate. Gave a better handjob than I could give myself. What a heroine.
Anyway, as for licking vag now, when my girlfriend spends 20 mins in shower I know she has shaven her pussy and vag in face is immenent. I way prefer a girl sitting on my face than straining my neck caressing every feature of... fuck this I'm off to bed to lick out bird. Chat later guys. She blew me and swallowed this morning, I owe her ;D
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In the shower, good times, miss Heather.
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any male that uses spray tan to get a better feeling of himself is a beta, one must diminish all beta natured activities, not add them during spiritual crisis, oh and... outed :D
eating the pussy isn't natural? ???
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finally a thread without Goodrum posting.
Idiot. ::)
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finally a thread without Goodrum posting.
haha yes, and Donny!
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haha yes, and Donny!
We got a visit from Donna, actually
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We got a visit from Donna, actually
I am always watching >:(
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In a park at 15 (in the '80s) with my first serious girlfriend. We dated for four years.
We were smooching under a tree. After she ventured south and I almost passed out at around the 30-second mark, it was my turn. I think I did OK. My knowledge of female anatomy was quite good.
It was awesome.
She was gorgeous and smart. Her parents had moved to Canada from Finland.
I loved, and still do love, the girl. She broke it off shortly after she entered university. Never gave me a reason. I do know her father never approved of me and us.
My heart shattered and to this day her memory remains in technicolor within my mind.
I hope she's having a good life.
suddenly, you make sense
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There is a junior disco called "Wesley" here, at a rugby club. Girls are alwasy total whores there. When I went there expectation was 3-4 girls in a night. More on a good night. I'm sure if you google "wesley donnybrook disco" you will see countless stories.
When I was in mid twenties, long after I had my days there, mate said his friend's sister and her friends were dropped at club by their dad. He saw them go around corner and assumed they had alcohol so pulled over to check it out. They had taken off knickers/thongs/whatever as that was the expected standard of whoreishness by then.
I will never forget the first great handjob I got there. Grace was her name. She could make a corpse ejaculate. Gave a better handjob than I could give myself. What a heroine.
Anyway, as for licking vag now, when my girlfriend spends 20 mins in shower I know she has shaven her pussy and vag in face is immenent. I way prefer a girl sitting on my face than straining my neck caressing every feature of... fuck this I'm off to bed to lick out bird. Chat later guys. She blew me and swallowed this morning, I owe her ;D
What is this reciprocity you speak of? ::)
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will report back in 4 years... cant wait any longer
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will report back in 4 years... cant wait any longer
hi elliot rodger
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you dirty carpet muncher ;D
:D
Almost missed this reply.
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I could not wait...
Until I stuck my face down there and tasted the swamp like savor of unshaved cooch. Like most, had no idea of what I was doing but she gave me my first bj ever so felt I had to return the favor.
Did not know what a clit was, just thought the harder and faster I'd lick the screams would of pleasure would go accordingly. Not really, lol... Oh well, I'm sure she did not even know where her clit was either.
She married a black dude later on so guess having her pussy eaten was never a priority in the first place...
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suddenly, you make sense
;D
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What is this reciprocity you speak of? ::)
Replying to posts like this out of obligation. ;D
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Love that watered down chicken stock flavour stuck to my lips for hours.
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Aged 14 in a junior disco with her basically standing on seat pants half down (people everywhere) and i licked with no idea of proper technique... think of a cat grooming itself (she had fur)... that is how i was going at it. Aoife was her name, still remember haha.
Junior discos i went to were fucking depraved and getting worse now. Was getting handjobs when i was 12 middle of dance floor or outside fire exit alongside about 5 people doing same thing. I still get ribbed by mates about the time i was wearing a red tommy hilfiger shirt (thats what the incident is referred to as) and i had cum all over it and uv light in disco made it like a fucking csi crimescene or that scene in basic instinct.
Im a filthy perv and will lick out women when on the rag no issue. Always imagine the pat bateman scene in american psycho when i emerge with blood on my chin from under the sheets.
sick fuck,any man who would eat a bloody puss is a sick freak.
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I recall being shocked that she had an orgasm, as I was just mimicking what I had seen in porn. Afterwards, I kept grilling her to see if she was faking.
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sick fuck,any man who would eat a bloody puss is a sick freak.
yet you find shoving your tongue up a girls asshole perfectly ok
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How many of you make out with a girl after 69? Taste of your cock on her mouth and pussy on yours?
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How many of you make out with a girl after 69? Taste of your cock on her mouth and pussy on yours?
So?
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::) ::) ::) ::)
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How many of you make out with a girl after 69? Taste of your cock on her mouth and pussy on yours?
No biggie as long as I didn't cum.