First time you ate the box

[Lustral]

Aged 14 in a junior disco with her basically standing on seat pants half down (people everywhere) and i licked with no idea of proper technique... think of a cat grooming itself (she had fur)... that is how i was going at it. Aoife was her name, still remember haha.

Junior discos i went to were fucking depraved and getting worse now. Was getting handjobs when i was 12 middle of dance floor or outside fire exit alongside about 5 people doing same thing. I still get ribbed by mates about the time i was wearing a red tommy hilfiger shirt (thats what the incident is referred to as) and i had cum all over it and uv light in disco made it like a fucking csi crimescene or that scene in basic instinct.

Im a filthy perv and will lick out women when on the rag no issue. Always imagine the pat bateman scene in american psycho when i emerge with blood on my chin from under the sheets.

[liberty]

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[10pints]

In a park at 15 (in the '80s) with my first serious girlfriend. We dated for four years.

We were smooching under a tree. After she ventured south and I almost passed out at around the 30-second mark, it was my turn. I think I did OK. My knowledge of female anatomy was quite good.

It was awesome.

She was gorgeous and smart. Her parents had moved to Canada from Finland.

I loved, and still do love, the girl. She broke it off shortly after she entered university. Never gave me a reason. I do know her father never approved of me and us.

My heart shattered and to this day her memory remains in technicolor within my mind.

I hope she's having a good life.  

She's fine. She's back in England.....Banged her last night, you definitely had the best years, she's rough as fuck now, shat 5 kids out. 

[devilsmile]

She's fine. She's back in England.....Banged her last night, you definitely had the best years, she's rough as fuck now, shat 5 kids out. 

HAHAHAHA

[Leatherneck]

I was 14 and loved it but my technique was lacking.

[bigbadwolfe]

Oh shit, I have three different stories similar to that. Two were strip poker which led to fingering and a quick lick and. The girls putting my dick in their mouth. The other was you show me your's I'll show you mine. All the girls lived on my block and were between 12 to 14. I was about 14.  One was my best friend at the time sister. Think she turned out be a lesbian she was pretty butch looking.

The good ole days man! Miss those days of innocence

[Lustral]

I was 14 and loved it but my technique was lacking.

You don't learn technique til the woman on the opposing side knows wtf gets her off. For some it means tongue inside, for a lot caressing clit, for some sucking clit and often all three, til your jaw hurts.

[Davidtheman100]

Aged 14 in a junior disco with her basically standing on seat pants half down (people everywhere) and i licked with no idea of proper technique... think of a cat grooming itself (she had fur)... that is how i was going at it. Aoife was her name, still remember haha.

Junior discos i went to were fucking depraved and getting worse now. Was getting handjobs when i was 12 middle of dance floor or outside fire exit alongside about 5 people doing same thing. I still get ribbed by mates about the time i was wearing a red tommy hilfiger shirt (thats what the incident is referred to as) and i had cum all over it and uv light in disco made it like a fucking csi crimescene or that scene in basic instinct.

Im a filthy perv and will lick out women when on the rag no issue. Always imagine the pat bateman scene in american psycho when i emerge with blood on my chin from under the sheets.

lol you're sick but that was a great story. Must have been a fun childhood I was worried about getting kisses when I was 12 f'ing handjobs man good shit haha

[Lustral]

lol you're sick but that was a great story. Must have been a fun childhood I was worried about getting kisses when I was 12 f'ing handjobs man good shit haha

There is a junior disco called "Wesley" here, at a rugby club. Girls are alwasy total whores there. When I went there expectation was 3-4 girls in a night. More on a good night. I'm sure if you google "wesley donnybrook disco" you will see countless stories.

When I was in mid twenties, long after I had my days there, mate said his friend's sister and her friends were dropped at club by their dad. He saw them go around corner and assumed they had alcohol so pulled over to check it out. They had taken off knickers/thongs/whatever as that was the expected standard of whoreishness by then.

I will never forget the first great handjob I got there. Grace was her name. She could make a corpse ejaculate. Gave a better handjob than I could give myself. What a heroine.

Anyway, as for licking vag now, when my girlfriend spends 20 mins in shower I know she has shaven her pussy and vag in face is immenent. I way prefer a girl sitting on my face than straining my neck caressing every feature of... fuck this I'm off to bed to lick out bird. Chat later guys. She blew me and swallowed this morning, I owe her 

[deadz]

In the shower, good times, miss Heather.

[HTexan]

any male that uses spray tan to get a better feeling of himself is a beta, one must diminish all beta natured activities, not add them during spiritual crisis, oh and... outed

eating the pussy isn't natural?

[Donny]

finally a thread without Goodrum posting.

Idiot.

[Kwon_2]

finally a thread without Goodrum posting.

haha yes, and Donny!

[FitnessFrenzy]

haha yes, and Donny!

We got a visit from Donna, actually

[Donny]

We got a visit from Donna, actually

I am always watching

[cephissus]

In a park at 15 (in the '80s) with my first serious girlfriend. We dated for four years.

We were smooching under a tree. After she ventured south and I almost passed out at around the 30-second mark, it was my turn. I think I did OK. My knowledge of female anatomy was quite good.

It was awesome.

She was gorgeous and smart. Her parents had moved to Canada from Finland.

I loved, and still do love, the girl. She broke it off shortly after she entered university. Never gave me a reason. I do know her father never approved of me and us.

My heart shattered and to this day her memory remains in technicolor within my mind.

I hope she's having a good life.  

suddenly, you make sense

[phreak]

There is a junior disco called "Wesley" here, at a rugby club. Girls are alwasy total whores there. When I went there expectation was 3-4 girls in a night. More on a good night. I'm sure if you google "wesley donnybrook disco" you will see countless stories.

When I was in mid twenties, long after I had my days there, mate said his friend's sister and her friends were dropped at club by their dad. He saw them go around corner and assumed they had alcohol so pulled over to check it out. They had taken off knickers/thongs/whatever as that was the expected standard of whoreishness by then.

I will never forget the first great handjob I got there. Grace was her name. She could make a corpse ejaculate. Gave a better handjob than I could give myself. What a heroine.

Anyway, as for licking vag now, when my girlfriend spends 20 mins in shower I know she has shaven her pussy and vag in face is immenent. I way prefer a girl sitting on my face than straining my neck caressing every feature of... fuck this I'm off to bed to lick out bird. Chat later guys. She blew me and swallowed this morning, I owe her 

What is this reciprocity you speak of?

[balzac]

will report back in 4 years... cant wait any longer

[Davidtheman100]

will report back in 4 years... cant wait any longer

hi elliot rodger

[Trapper_Slapper]

you dirty carpet muncher

 

Almost missed this reply.

[ritch]

I could not wait...

Until I stuck my face down there and tasted the swamp like savor of unshaved cooch. Like most, had no idea of what I was doing but she gave me my first bj ever so felt I had to return the favor.

Did not know what a clit was, just thought the harder and faster I'd lick the screams would of pleasure would go accordingly. Not really, lol... Oh well, I'm sure she did not even know where her clit was either.

She married a black dude later on so guess having her pussy eaten was never a priority in the first place...

[ProudVirgin69]

suddenly, you make sense

 

[Lustral]

What is this reciprocity you speak of?

Replying to posts like this out of obligation. 

[Costanza]

Love that watered down chicken stock flavour stuck to my lips for hours.

[robcguns]

Aged 14 in a junior disco with her basically standing on seat pants half down (people everywhere) and i licked with no idea of proper technique... think of a cat grooming itself (she had fur)... that is how i was going at it. Aoife was her name, still remember haha.

Junior discos i went to were fucking depraved and getting worse now. Was getting handjobs when i was 12 middle of dance floor or outside fire exit alongside about 5 people doing same thing. I still get ribbed by mates about the time i was wearing a red tommy hilfiger shirt (thats what the incident is referred to as) and i had cum all over it and uv light in disco made it like a fucking csi crimescene or that scene in basic instinct.

Im a filthy perv and will lick out women when on the rag no issue. Always imagine the pat bateman scene in american psycho when i emerge with blood on my chin from under the sheets.

sick fuck,any man who would eat a bloody puss is a sick freak.