First time you ate the box

[Simple Simon]

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[bigbadwolfe]

The first time I ate pussy well licked it was in the 7th grade. We were at a friends house playing spin the bottle where you had to do a truth dare or double dare. The girl I was dating picked double dare and her friend double dared her to suck my dick right in front of everyone. Everybody thought we would chicken out I was like fuck it and pulled it out right in front of everyone she stuck it in her mouth for like 5 seconds. Was it technically a blow job by adult standards? No, but by 7th grade standards Fuck yeah it was.

So we continued playing and a little later it landed on me I was like Double Dare. So my buddy returned the favor to my girlfriend and dared me to lick her pussy in front of everyone. She refused and would not let me but said we could go in the bedroom and do it. My buddy said if we go in the bedroom we need to fuck. So we went in his mom and dads room I laid her down pushed her skirt up pulled her panties down and took one big long lick of her pussy. I had no fucking clue what I was doing neither did she. My buddy was banging on the door going are you two fucking? We tried but were totally lost had no fucking clue what we were doing my dick touched her pussy but I don't think it ever penetrated. We laid together like that for like 5 mins got up and came out to everyone high fiving us and calling us VD's (Virgin Destroyers) hahahaha!!!

When the girls left we all walked uptown and my buddy was like dude what did it feel like. I said like warm apple hen he asked me if it tasted like it to Hahaha I just shook my head and said no man not at all. So when American Pie came out and he shoved his fingers in the pie then fucked it brought all those memories right back to me Hahaha!!!

I love to eat pussy and will chow on the shit all day if the wife lets me

[El Diablo Blanco]

The first time I ate pussy well licked it was in the 7th grade. We were at a friends house playing spin the bottle where you had to do a truth dare or double dare. The girl I was dating picked double dare and her friend double dared her to suck my dick right in front of everyone. Everybody thought we would chicken out I was like fuck it and pulled it out right in front of everyone she stuck it in her mouth for like 5 seconds. Was it technically a blow job by adult standards? No, but by 7th grade standards Fuck yeah it was.

So we continued playing and a little later it landed on me I was like Double Dare. So my buddy returned the favor to my girlfriend and dared me to lick her pussy in front of everyone. She refused and would not let me but said we could go in the bedroom and do it. My buddy said if we go in the bedroom we need to fuck. So we went in his mom and dads room I laid her down pushed her skirt up pulled her panties down and took one big long lick of her pussy. I had no fucking clue what I was doing neither did she. My buddy was banging on the door going are you two fucking? We tried but were totally lost had no fucking clue what we were doing my dick touched her pussy but I don't think it ever penetrated. We laid together like that for like 5 mins got up and came out to everyone high fiving us and calling us VD's (Virgin Destroyers) hahahaha!!!

When the girls left we all walked uptown and my buddy was like dude what did it feel like. I said like warm apple hen he asked me if it tasted like it to Hahaha I just shook my head and said no man not at all. So when American Pie came out and he shoved his fingers in the pie then fucked it brought all those memories right back to me Hahaha!!!

I love to eat pussy and will chow on the shit all day if the wife lets me

Fucking in 7th grade?  Where you 16 years old and a retard?

[Davidtheman100]

The first time I ate pussy well licked it was in the 7th grade. We were at a friends house playing spin the bottle where you had to do a truth dare or double dare. The girl I was dating picked double dare and her friend double dared her to suck my dick right in front of everyone. Everybody thought we would chicken out I was like fuck it and pulled it out right in front of everyone she stuck it in her mouth for like 5 seconds. Was it technically a blow job by adult standards? No, but by 7th grade standards Fuck yeah it was.

So we continued playing and a little later it landed on me I was like Double Dare. So my buddy returned the favor to my girlfriend and dared me to lick her pussy in front of everyone. She refused and would not let me but said we could go in the bedroom and do it. My buddy said if we go in the bedroom we need to fuck. So we went in his mom and dads room I laid her down pushed her skirt up pulled her panties down and took one big long lick of her pussy. I had no fucking clue what I was doing neither did she. My buddy was banging on the door going are you two fucking? We tried but were totally lost had no fucking clue what we were doing my dick touched her pussy but I don't think it ever penetrated. We laid together like that for like 5 mins got up and came out to everyone high fiving us and calling us VD's (Virgin Destroyers) hahahaha!!!

When the girls left we all walked uptown and my buddy was like dude what did it feel like. I said like warm apple hen he asked me if it tasted like it to Hahaha I just shook my head and said no man not at all. So when American Pie came out and he shoved his fingers in the pie then fucked it brought all those memories right back to me Hahaha!!!

I love to eat pussy and will chow on the shit all day if the wife lets me

great story. Not everyone was fortunate enough to have that type of friend group where people do stuff like that haha i know for sure as hell that was never happening when i was in 7th grade i had a lot of girls who liked me but i NEVER even considered something like that as being realistic...After hearing this story i wish that when i was 14 i did stuff like that hahahaha nice job very nice

[dr.chimps]

The first time I ate pussy well licked it was in the 7th grade. We were at a friends house playing spin the bottle where you had to do a truth dare or double dare. The girl I was dating picked double dare and her friend double dared her to suck my dick right in front of everyone. Everybody thought we would chicken out I was like fuck it and pulled it out right in front of everyone she stuck it in her mouth for like 5 seconds. Was it technically a blow job by adult standards? No, but by 7th grade standards Fuck yeah it was.

So we continued playing and a little later it landed on me I was like Double Dare. So my buddy returned the favor to my girlfriend and dared me to lick her pussy in front of everyone. She refused and would not let me but said we could go in the bedroom and do it. My buddy said if we go in the bedroom we need to fuck. So we went in his mom and dads room I laid her down pushed her skirt up pulled her panties down and took one big long lick of her pussy. I had no fucking clue what I was doing neither did she. My buddy was banging on the door going are you two fucking? We tried but were totally lost had no fucking clue what we were doing my dick touched her pussy but I don't think it ever penetrated. We laid together like that for like 5 mins got up and came out to everyone high fiving us and calling us VD's (Virgin Destroyers) hahahaha!!!

When the girls left we all walked uptown and my buddy was like dude what did it feel like. I said like warm apple hen he asked me if it tasted like it to Hahaha I just shook my head and said no man not at all. So when American Pie came out and he shoved his fingers in the pie then fucked it brought all those memories right back to me Hahaha!!!

I love to eat pussy and will chow on the shit all day if the wife lets me

Lotta dick. Sorry, Wolfe. Edited for Broadway dick. And that's a lot of dick. Like Tony Soprano dick.

/i truly am sorry.

[bigbadwolfe]

Fucking in 7th grade?  Where you 16 years old and a retard?

Nope I was a legit 7th grader never failed a grade graduated at 18. Just had a pretty cool group of kids that were perverts hahaha. And in light of all of it the chic is still pretty damn decent looking at 40 yrs old.

[bigbadwolfe]

The first time I ate pussy well licked it was in the 7th grade. We were at a friends house playing spin the bottle where you had to do a truth dare or double dare. The girl I was dating picked double dare and her friend double dared her to suck my dick right in front of everyone. Everybody thought we would chicken out I was like fuck it and pulled it out right in front of everyone she stuck it in her mouth for like 5 seconds. Was it technically a blow job by adult standards? No, but by 7th grade standards Fuck yeah it was.

So we continued playing and a little later it landed on me I was like Double Dare. So my buddy returned the favor to my girlfriend and dared me to lick her pussy in front of everyone. She refused and would not let me but said we could go in the bedroom and do it. My buddy said if we go in the bedroom we need to fuck. So we went in his mom and dads room I laid her down pushed her skirt up pulled her panties down and took one big long lick of her pussy. I had no fucking clue what I was doing neither did she. My buddy was banging on the door going are you two fucking? We tried but were totally lost had no fucking clue what we were doing my dick touched her pussy but I don't think it ever penetrated. We laid together like that for like 5 mins got up and came out to everyone high fiving us and calling us VD's (Virgin Destroyers) hahahaha!!!

When the girls left we all walked uptown and my buddy was like dude what did it feel like. I said like warm apple hen he asked me if it tasted like it to Hahaha I just shook my head and said no man not at all. So when American Pie came out and he shoved his fingers in the pie then fucked it brought all those memories right back to me Hahaha!!!

I love to eat pussy and will chow on the shit all day if the wife lets me

Lotta dick. Sorry, Wolfe. Edited for Broadway dick. And that's a lot of dick. Like Tony Soprano dick.

/i truly am sorry.

Lotta dick? Where you get that from?

[dr.chimps]

Lotta dick? Where you get that from?

Same editor?   

[bigbadwolfe]

Ok so now lets expand this from my previous post................

That night actually was a turning point for me cause up to that point all I cared about was my GI Joe guys. That night I realized there was a lot more to life than Cobra Commander and Duke. From that point on I knew what I was wanting and was going to get more of it. But unfortunately for me it took another 2.5 yrs to get passed 3rd base with any chics and never scored a home run til I was 17 but went around 3rd base A LOT.

But to get where I'm going all this shit lead me to my first hustling job. My freshman year through my Junior year I had a money making scheme going on. All the guys were scared to death to go in to the pharmacy and buy condoms. One guy offered me $10 one time to go buy him a box of condoms. I told him give me a $20 and I keep the change. He agreed and my hustling skills grew I had guys daily coming to me to go buy them condoms. $20 a pop for a $5 box of condoms I pocketed $15.

It got so big the pharmacist actually knew my mom pulled her to the side and said I hate to get involved in other peoples business but mike has been coming in here a lot buying a lot of condoms. My mom asked him how much was a lot and he told her 10-12 times a week buying condoms. My mom cornered me at home and busted my chops on it. I showed her the stack of cash and explained to her what was going on. She laughed then went and told my dad he laughed and shook my hand for making fat money as a under classman.

Still to this day the guys will bring that shit up hahahah!!!    

[bigbadwolfe]

She also told the pharmacist and he would laugh and smile every time from then on Hahaha. God I miss the good old days sometimes when shit was so much easier then being a fucking adult!

[Yamcha]

Ok so now lets expand this from my previous post................

That night actually was a turning point for me cause up to that point all I cared about was my GI Joe guys. That night I realized there was a lot more to life than Cobra Commander and Duke. From that point on I knew what I was wanting and was going to get more of it. But unfortunately for me it took another 2.5 yrs to get passed 3rd base with any chics and never scored a home run til I was 17 but went around 3rd base A LOT.

But to get where I'm going all this shit lead me to my first hustling job. My freshman year through my Junior year I had a money making scheme going on. All the guys were scared to death to go in to the pharmacy and buy condoms. One guy offered me $10 one time to go buy him a box of condoms. I told him give me a $20 and I keep the change. He agreed and my hustling skills grew I had guys daily coming to me to go buy them condoms. $20 a pop for a $5 box of condoms I pocketed $15.

It got so big the pharmacist actually knew my mom pulled her to the side and said I hate to get involved in other peoples business but mike has been coming in here a lot buying a lot of condoms. My mom asked him how much was a lot and he told her 10-12 times a week buying condoms. My mom cornered me at home and busted my chops on it. I showed her the stack of cash and explained to her what was going on. She laughed then went and told my dad he laughed and shook my hand for making fat money as a under classman.

Still to this day the guys will bring that shit up hahahah!!!    

That's some real "Stand by Me" type shit man... beautiful 

[Parker]

Been so long. It was either Charlie Brown, He-Man or Transformers. I really like the Thermos that came with them.

[El Diablo Blanco]

First time I ate the box your mom was real gentle with me

[Yamcha]

I remember the first time that I ATTEMPTED to eat the box, first time losing virginity actually. I was in the process of going down on this very sexy, bisexual chick; Then, I remembered that she was practically a lesbian. I got nervous that I would be absolutely horrible at the tongue magic, so I just went back up and gave her some absolutely horrible missionary position for a couple minutes.

Yay! 

[Ronnie Rep]

The first time I ate pussy well licked it was in the 7th grade. We were at a friends house playing spin the bottle where you had to do a truth dare or double dare. The girl I was dating picked double dare and her friend double dared her to suck my dick right in front of everyone. Everybody thought we would chicken out I was like fuck it and pulled it out right in front of everyone she stuck it in her mouth for like 5 seconds. Was it technically a blow job by adult standards? No, but by 7th grade standards Fuck yeah it was.

So we continued playing and a little later it landed on me I was like Double Dare. So my buddy returned the favor to my girlfriend and dared me to lick her pussy in front of everyone. She refused and would not let me but said we could go in the bedroom and do it. My buddy said if we go in the bedroom we need to fuck. So we went in his mom and dads room I laid her down pushed her skirt up pulled her panties down and took one big long lick of her pussy. I had no fucking clue what I was doing neither did she. My buddy was banging on the door going are you two fucking? We tried but were totally lost had no fucking clue what we were doing my dick touched her pussy but I don't think it ever penetrated. We laid together like that for like 5 mins got up and came out to everyone high fiving us and calling us VD's (Virgin Destroyers) hahahaha!!!

When the girls left we all walked uptown and my buddy was like dude what did it feel like. I said like warm apple hen he asked me if it tasted like it to Hahaha I just shook my head and said no man not at all. So when American Pie came out and he shoved his fingers in the pie then fucked it brought all those memories right back to me Hahaha!!!

I love to eat pussy and will chow on the shit all day if the wife lets me

Oh shit, I have three different stories similar to that. Two were strip poker which led to fingering and a quick lick and. The girls putting my dick in their mouth. The other was you show me your's I'll show you mine. All the girls lived on my block and were between 12 to 14. I was about 14.  One was my best friend at the time sister. Think she turned out be a lesbian she was pretty butch looking.

[TuHolmes]

Late night after a few drinks, I felt the need to go south of the border.

Not as good as Jack's late night munchie meal.

[wes]

It was so wretched and nasty I had to run outside and blow chunks. And Chunks was her dog's name.

That was fucking funny!! LOL 

[YngiweRhoads]

7 or 8 with my babysitter.  No lie.

[Ronnie Rep]

7 or 8 with my babysitter.  No lie.

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[El Diablo Blanco]

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Pellius needs to know all details.

[Fortress]

In a park at 15 (in the '80s) with my first serious girlfriend. We dated for four years.

We were smooching under a tree. After she ventured south and I almost passed out at around the 30-second mark, it was my turn. I think I did OK. My knowledge of female anatomy was quite good.

It was awesome.

She was gorgeous and smart. Her parents had moved to Canada from Finland.

I loved, and still do love, the girl. She broke it off shortly after she entered university. Never gave me a reason. I do know her father never approved of me and us.

My heart shattered and to this day her memory remains in technicolor within my mind.

I hope she's having a good life.  

[dj181]

It was a woman I always wanted who went to the same gym, she had a marilyn monroe's body. When I first got the balls to go talk to her we talked for an hour. I made it clear I want that ass. But when I went to her place the next day for the first time I was super nervous and I wasn't excited at all but I ate her... it was disgusting. But we were together for a year after that

Now that I'm older and know my shit I can't get laid to save my life. I did go to solarium all the time back in the day, now days I'm white as fuck.

just buy some tanning spray dude

mine is from Yves Rocher and it's pretty high quality shit

[HTexan]

I was 16 and it was considered taboo(cuz real men don't do that shit 'round here ).
I wasn't planning on doing it, but I got a little carried away kissing...next thing you know I'm nose deep in the cooterbox with no skill or form.
 

you dirty carpet muncher

[FitnessFrenzy]

finally a thread without Goodrum posting.

[devilsmile]

you dirty carpet muncher

any male that uses spray tan to get a better feeling of himself is a beta, one must diminish all beta natured activities, not add them during spiritual crisis, oh and... outed