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Did your folks take you aside and explain the facts of life to you or did you pick up everything you needed to know from the streets? Did your old man give you sex and relationship advice or would you laugh in his face if he tried?
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Did your folks take you aside and explain the facts of life to you or did you pick up everything you needed to know from the streets? Did your old man give you sex and relationship advice or would you laugh in his face if he tried?
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My old man gave me a birds and bees book, when I was about 8 or 9. Little did he know, I already had a collection of Hustler, and was watching VHS porn. :D
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Yeah it went alot like this
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Father: facebook
Son: panties
Father: set it up
Son: Coward
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Did your folks take you aside and explain the facts of life to you or did you pick up everything you needed to know from the streets? Did your old man give you sex and relationship advice or would you laugh in his face if he tried?
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The closest it ever came to a real talk was when my dad found my porn stash, and told me that "it's great and all but be safe". Not actually how to be safe. :P So it was a journey of discovery for me.
Also het took my stash. Probably fapped to it himself, the horny old bastard. ;D
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I never had these kind of conversations with my parents. It would have just been awkward and embarrassing more than anything.
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I recently did it with my 12 year old. What do you want to know? Yes, it's normal. Yes, everybody does it.
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Did your folks take you aside and explain the facts of life to you or did you pick up everything you needed to know from the streets? Did your old man give you sex and relationship advice or would you laugh in his face if he tried?
My dad was sinfully negligent like most dads of men who took up the ridiculous bodybuilding lifestyle hobby. He was a do-nothing, and still is. I haven't spoken to him in three years. I am now in my mid-30's, recently married, and plan on having a kid soon. The older and more involved in life I get, the more I reflect and actually realize just how negligent he was.
All men need a man around, despite whatever hardcore libtard nonsense is being pumped into our heads these days. For the most part, nearly every guy I knew growing up without a dad, or with a negligent one, had problems attracting women because of social awkwardness and low self esteem. Others went in sort of a reverse way in what I believe was a compensation mechanism, by becoming a wigger, which is not surprising considering so many of them rubbed elbows with 'Brews here in the five boroughs of NYC. And contrary to popular belief, not all wiggers are pacifistic and all talk and hand-flailing. Some are violent and wind up in serious trouble.
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My dad was sinfully negligent like most dads of men who took up the ridiculous bodybuilding lifestyle hobby. He was a do-nothing, and still is. I haven't spoken to him in three years. I am now in my mid-30's, recently married, and plan on having a kid soon. The older and more involved in life I get, the more I reflect and actually realize just how negligent he was.
All men need a man around, despite whatever hardcore libtard nonsense is being pumped into our heads these days. For the most part, nearly every guy I knew growing up without a dad, or with a negligent one, had problems attracting women because of social awkwardness and low self esteem. Others went in sort of a reverse way in what I believe was a compensation mechanism, by becoming a wigger, which is not surprising considering so many of them rubbed elbows with 'Brews here in the five boroughs of NYC. And contrary to popular belief, not all wiggers are pacifistic and all talk and hand-flailing. Some are violent and wind up in serious trouble.
That's brutal.
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I recently did it with my 12 year old. What do you want to know? Yes, it's normal. Yes, everybody does it.
Quoted for blackmail purposes.
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That's brutal.
It is. When you press someone else's patience to the limit, you might be done with.
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My dad was sinfully negligent like most dads of men who took up the ridiculous bodybuilding lifestyle hobby. He was a do-nothing, and still is. I haven't spoken to him in three years. I am now in my mid-30's, recently married, and plan on having a kid soon. The older and more involved in life I get, the more I reflect and actually realize just how negligent he was.
All men need a man around, despite whatever hardcore libtard nonsense is being pumped into our heads these days. For the most part, nearly every guy I knew growing up without a dad, or with a negligent one, had problems attracting women because of social awkwardness and low self esteem. Others went in sort of a reverse way in what I believe was a compensation mechanism, by becoming a wigger, which is not surprising considering so many of them rubbed elbows with 'Brews here in the five boroughs of NYC. And contrary to popular belief, not all wiggers are pacifistic and all talk and hand-flailing. Some are violent and wind up in serious trouble.
So in your eyes, you wanted a more loving, caring, touchy-feely father? :-\
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So in your eyes, you wanted a more loving, caring, touchy-feely father? :-\
Actually, out of all the qualities you listed, CARING (meaning, giving a shit about anything), would be more important than all others. I don't know where you got "touchy-feely" from, considering that is the last thing any man, no matter the age, needs more of these days!
No, I didn't need a dad that would "understand" the angst and vices of losers, or that would pay attention to the tender feelings of the bottom feeders of this world that we have shoved in our faces daily.
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Weird thread is weird
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Quoted for blackmail purposes.
;D ;D ;D
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Actually, out of all the qualities you listed, CARING (meaning, giving a shit about anything), would be more important than all others. I don't know where you got "touchy-feely" from, considering that is the last thing any man, no matter the age, needs more of these days!
No, I didn't need a dad that would "understand" the angst and vices of losers, or that would pay attention to the tender feelings of the bottom feeders of this world that we have shoved in our faces daily.
Sorry, didn't mean to put words in your mouth. It's just that after reading your post, I got the impression that you're an overly emotional individual, who where's his heart on his sleeve. You seem to blame your dad for being sinfully negligent. That's your opinion of him. Did it ever occur to you that maybe that's exactly how he wanted the relationship? I don't know you or your father, so I won't make any statement definitively, but it's possible that he was perfectly happy and satisfied with your relationship, and you weren't. :-\
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Weird thread is weird
Are girls yucky?
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I don't know you or your father, so I won't make any statement definitively, but it's possible that he was perfectly happy and satisfied with your relationship, and you weren't. :-\
This is not an argument against him being a negligent father.
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Flowers n the bees...
And no, they did not tell me. Therefore I never had sex and now reside in my parents basement like Bud Bundy
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Flowers n the bees...
And no, they did not tell me. Therefore I never had sex and now reside in my parents basement like Bud Bundy
I have never asked my parents for relationship advice or discussed anything sexual with them. My wife and her mother are very open about about sex and relationship advice. Her mother divorced about two years back after 25 years of marriage and my wife actually gives her advice on how to trap a new man. I am positive my MIL could pick my dick out of a lineup based on conversations she's had with my wife. Her parents are cool(er) parents, my parents are not.
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Sorry, didn't mean to put words in your mouth. It's just that after reading your post, I got the impression that you're an overly emotional individual, who where's his heart on his sleeve. You seem to blame your dad for being sinfully negligent. That's your opinion of him. Did it ever occur to you that maybe that's exactly how he wanted the relationship? I don't know you or your father, so I won't make any statement definitively, but it's possible that he was perfectly happy and satisfied with your relationship, and you weren't. :-\
My dad spent several years in a mental institution and committed various scams, including one involving my mother's identity. My brother doesn't speak to him either; actually my brother has not spoken to him in about a decade. Neither does my dad's own brother (uncle). Neither does anyone else in he family. He also refused to work for many years. He wouldn't show up to family events. My mother had to take up the slack in all areas while he didn't want to lift a foot or hand for anything.
There were times he did not even know where I was attending college or what I majored in, nor did he know my age at times.
How does that sound?
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My dad spent several years in a mental institution and committed various scams, including one involving my mother's identity. My brother doesn't speak to him either; actually my brother has not spoken to him in about a decade. Neither does my dad's own brother (uncle). Neither does anyone else in he family. He also refused to work for many years. He wouldn't show up to family events. My mother had to take up the slack in all areas while he didn't want to lift a foot or hand for anything.
There were times he did not even know where I was attending college or what I majored in, nor did he know my age at times.
How does that sound?
Sounds like he's a real piece of shit. I'm surprised it's only been 3 years since you last spoke with him. Sometimes it's just best to just sever all ties. :-\
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Sounds like he's a real piece of shit. I'm surprised it's only been 3 years since you last spoke with him. Sometimes it's just best to just sever all ties. :-\
Yup, true.
Sorry I got a bit temperamental.
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Ok this will be a little weird but whatever :D
In kindergaden I was already sexually curious of my kindergarden female teachers. I always wanted to sit on their lap and get kisses from them and kiss their necks. I don't know did they get sexual gratification from this, but they sure kissed me a lot sometimes and I got aroused from it.
I already rubbed myself against the bed mattress or whatever soft and smooth enough material I could think of. Once I got caught from it and the kindergarden teachers were very upset. Many times when I saw a chance to sneak in some other play room to rub my dick against something I would do it and I did that a lot.
I also realized that I was ahead of my time in this regard, so I even fooled one girl playmate to play "savannah lions" with me. I told her I would need to give her a bath, with my tongue of course, because that's how lions do it. She thought it was a very fun game, but she had no idea I was actually using the shit out of her for my selfish and sexual fantasies.
By the time I was in school sexually pleasing my self was a daily routine. Porn never turned me on tho, I was always fascinated by natural beauty.
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Ok this will be a little weird but whatever :D
In kindergaden I was already sexually curious of my kindergarden female teachers. I always wanted to sit on their lap and get kisses from them and kiss their necks. I don't know did they get sexual gratification from this, but they sure kissed me a lot sometimes and I got aroused from it.
I already rubbed myself against the bed mattress or whatever soft and smooth enough material I could think of. Once I got caught from it and the kindergarden teachers were very upset. Many times when I saw a chance to sneak in some other play room to rub my dick against something I would do it and I did that a lot.
I also realized that I was ahead of my time in this regard, so I even fooled one girl playmate to play "savannah lions" with me. I told her I would need to give her a bath, with my tongue of course, because that's how lions do it. She thought it was a very fun game, but she had no idea I was actually using the shit out of her for my selfish and sexual fantasies.
By the time I was in school sexually pleasing my self was a daily routine. Porn never turned me on tho, I was always fascinated by natural beauty.
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Ok this will be a little weird but whatever :D
In kindergaden I was already sexually curious of my kindergarden female teachers. I always wanted to sit on their lap and get kisses from them and kiss their necks. I don't know did they get sexual gratification from this, but they sure kissed me a lot sometimes and I got aroused from it.
I already rubbed myself against the bed mattress or whatever soft and smooth enough material I could think of. Once I got caught from it and the kindergarden teachers were very upset. Many times when I saw a chance to sneak in some other play room to rub my dick against something I would do it and I did that a lot.
I also realized that I was ahead of my time in this regard, so I even fooled one girl playmate to play "savannah lions" with me. I told her I would need to give her a bath, with my tongue of course, because that's how lions do it. She thought it was a very fun game, but she had no idea I was actually using the shit out of her for my selfish and sexual fantasies.
By the time I was in school sexually pleasing my self was a daily routine. Porn never turned me on tho, I was always fascinated by natural beauty.
Yikes.
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Ok this will be a little weird but whatever :D
In kindergaden I was already sexually curious of my kindergarden female teachers. I always wanted to sit on their lap and get kisses from them and kiss their necks. I don't know did they get sexual gratification from this, but they sure kissed me a lot sometimes and I got aroused from it.
I already rubbed myself against the bed mattress or whatever soft and smooth enough material I could think of. Once I got caught from it and the kindergarden teachers were very upset. Many times when I saw a chance to sneak in some other play room to rub my dick against something I would do it and I did that a lot.
I also realized that I was ahead of my time in this regard, so I even fooled one girl playmate to play "savannah lions" with me. I told her I would need to give her a bath, with my tongue of course, because that's how lions do it. She thought it was a very fun game, but she had no idea I was actually using the shit out of her for my selfish and sexual fantasies.
By the time I was in school sexually pleasing my self was a daily routine. Porn never turned me on tho, I was always fascinated by natural beauty.
just great to see a bunch of interesting people's perspectives on life and what their sexual experiences were at a younger age but I'm gonna be honest you were a bit of a badass when you were a kindergardener...when I was a kindergardener I was ahead of my time smarts wise but everyone caught up lol
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Weird thread is weird
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just great to see a bunch of interesting people's perspectives on life and what their sexual experiences were at a younger age but I'm gonna be honest you were a bit of a badass when you were a kindergardener...when I was a kindergardener I was ahead of my time smarts wise but everyone caught up lol
I wouldn't call my kindergarden self a bad ass :D. I was never a bully or the bad kid, I just thought about things many other kids didn't think about or felt at the time.
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My dad spent several years in a mental institution and committed various scams, including one involving my mother's identity. My brother doesn't speak to him either; actually my brother has not spoken to him in about a decade. Neither does my dad's own brother (uncle). Neither does anyone else in he family. He also refused to work for many years. He wouldn't show up to family events. My mother had to take up the slack in all areas while he didn't want to lift a foot or hand for anything.
There were times he did not even know where I was attending college or what I majored in, nor did he know my age at times.
How does that sound?
Can't say I blame you. He sounds like a waste of space.
Although it's not exactly fair summarising a person's life in a few sentences.
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I wouldn't call my kindergarden self a bad ass :D. I was never a bully or the bad kid, I just thought about things many other kids didn't think about or felt at the time.
I don't know man...I think a movie on your kindergardener experiences would get some pretty good rating...little 6 year old that wants to fuck his teachers
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I don't know man...I think a movie on your kindergardener experiences would get some pretty good rating...little 6 year old that wants to fuck his teachers
Just fuck them is putting it mildly, sounds boring. The movie would be too natural for the movie industries industrialized image on sexuality and sexual growth of some children.
Would never make it. I mean the world has demonized sexuality and it's always going to be awkward to talk about, unless you talk about "fucking" or "getting cock sucked" and then high five with your bros. I've always felt that kind of behavior to be childish. Never was afraid of girls, I always wanted to be with girls. When I was put to girls team in some school play in 1st grade all the boys started to laugh at me, but in my mind I was thinking; "Damn, don't you guys know what you're missing? These are GIRLS, they smell and taste like candy!"
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sickening
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My dad found magazines and yelled at me. He told me it's against the bible to jerk off lol. He never talked to me about any of that. I wasn't allowed to watch mtv scary movies celebrate Halloween lol. I still feel embarrassed talking about certain things.
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Ok this will be a little weird but whatever :D
In kindergaden I was already sexually curious of my kindergarden female teachers. I always wanted to sit on their lap and get kisses from them and kiss their necks. I don't know did they get sexual gratification from this, but they sure kissed me a lot sometimes and I got aroused from it.
I already rubbed myself against the bed mattress or whatever soft and smooth enough material I could think of. Once I got caught from it and the kindergarden teachers were very upset. Many times when I saw a chance to sneak in some other play room to rub my dick against something I would do it and I did that a lot.
I also realized that I was ahead of my time in this regard, so I even fooled one girl playmate to play "savannah lions" with me. I told her I would need to give her a bath, with my tongue of course, because that's how lions do it. She thought it was a very fun game, but she had no idea I was actually using the shit out of her for my selfish and sexual fantasies.
By the time I was in school sexually pleasing my self was a daily routine. Porn never turned me on tho, I was always fascinated by natural beauty.
In 2nd grade I was already interested in making out with girls. This big girl taller than me had hots for me. I remember kissing her on the lips several times in the schoolyard during lunch/recess.
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Ok this will be a little weird but whatever :D
In kindergaden I was already sexually curious of my kindergarden female teachers. I always wanted to sit on their lap and get kisses from them and kiss their necks. I don't know did they get sexual gratification from this, but they sure kissed me a lot sometimes and I got aroused from it.
I already rubbed myself against the bed mattress or whatever soft and smooth enough material I could think of. Once I got caught from it and the kindergarden teachers were very upset. Many times when I saw a chance to sneak in some other play room to rub my dick against something I would do it and I did that a lot.
I also realized that I was ahead of my time in this regard, so I even fooled one girl playmate to play "savannah lions" with me. I told her I would need to give her a bath, with my tongue of course, because that's how lions do it. She thought it was a very fun game, but she had no idea I was actually using the shit out of her for my selfish and sexual fantasies.
By the time I was in school sexually pleasing my self was a daily routine. Porn never turned me on tho, I was always fascinated by natural beauty.
I use to be exactly the same way bro. I remember being a tiny little kid and I would always be rubbing my boner. I would be at the babysitter and play house with the girls. I would get naked with them and play doctor. We would make forts and hide in them. Since I can remember I was always the horniest out of all of my friends. They always give me shit about it. My sexual appetite is insane.
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Had one with your mom.
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sickening
Too hetro for ya? ;D