Did you have a "birds and the bees" talk with your parents?

[Al Doggity]

Did your folks take you aside and explain the facts of life to you or did you pick up everything you needed to know from the streets? Did your old man give you sex and relationship advice or would you laugh in his face if he tried?

[Kwon_2]

Did your folks take you aside and explain the facts of life to you or did you pick up everything you needed to know from the streets? Did your old man give you sex and relationship advice or would you laugh in his face if he tried?

[Twaddle]

My old man gave me a birds and bees book, when I was about 8 or 9.  Little did he know, I already had a collection of Hustler, and was watching VHS porn.  

[Davidtheman100]

Yeah it went alot like this

[Never1AShow]

Father:  facebook
Son:  panties
Father:  set it up
Son:  Coward

[HTexan]

Did your folks take you aside and explain the facts of life to you or did you pick up everything you needed to know from the streets? Did your old man give you sex and relationship advice or would you laugh in his face if he tried?

[phreak]

The closest it ever came to a real talk was when my dad found my porn stash, and told me that "it's great and all but be safe". Not actually how to be safe.  So it was a journey of discovery for me.

Also het took my stash. Probably fapped to it himself, the horny old bastard.

[SuperTed]

I never had these kind of conversations with my parents. It would have just been awkward and embarrassing more than anything.

[_aj_]

I recently did it with my 12 year old. What do you want to know? Yes, it's normal. Yes, everybody does it.

[BBSSchlemiel]

Did your folks take you aside and explain the facts of life to you or did you pick up everything you needed to know from the streets? Did your old man give you sex and relationship advice or would you laugh in his face if he tried?

My dad was sinfully negligent like most dads of men who took up the ridiculous bodybuilding lifestyle hobby. He was a do-nothing, and still is. I haven't spoken to him in three years. I am now in my mid-30's, recently married, and plan on having a kid soon. The older and more involved in life I get, the more I reflect and actually realize just how negligent he was.

All men need a man around, despite whatever hardcore libtard nonsense is being pumped into our heads these days. For the most part, nearly every guy I knew growing up without a dad, or with a negligent one, had problems attracting women because of social awkwardness and low self esteem. Others went in sort of a reverse way in what I believe was a compensation mechanism, by becoming a wigger, which is not surprising considering so many of them rubbed elbows with 'Brews here in the five boroughs of NYC. And contrary to popular belief, not all wiggers are pacifistic and all talk and hand-flailing. Some are violent and wind up in serious trouble.

[Raymondo]

My dad was sinfully negligent like most dads of men who took up the ridiculous bodybuilding lifestyle hobby. He was a do-nothing, and still is. I haven't spoken to him in three years. I am now in my mid-30's, recently married, and plan on having a kid soon. The older and more involved in life I get, the more I reflect and actually realize just how negligent he was.

All men need a man around, despite whatever hardcore libtard nonsense is being pumped into our heads these days. For the most part, nearly every guy I knew growing up without a dad, or with a negligent one, had problems attracting women because of social awkwardness and low self esteem. Others went in sort of a reverse way in what I believe was a compensation mechanism, by becoming a wigger, which is not surprising considering so many of them rubbed elbows with 'Brews here in the five boroughs of NYC. And contrary to popular belief, not all wiggers are pacifistic and all talk and hand-flailing. Some are violent and wind up in serious trouble.

That's brutal.

[phreak]

I recently did it with my 12 year old. What do you want to know? Yes, it's normal. Yes, everybody does it.

Quoted for blackmail purposes.

[BBSSchlemiel]

That's brutal.

It is. When you press someone else's patience to the limit, you might be done with.

[Twaddle]

My dad was sinfully negligent like most dads of men who took up the ridiculous bodybuilding lifestyle hobby. He was a do-nothing, and still is. I haven't spoken to him in three years. I am now in my mid-30's, recently married, and plan on having a kid soon. The older and more involved in life I get, the more I reflect and actually realize just how negligent he was.

All men need a man around, despite whatever hardcore libtard nonsense is being pumped into our heads these days. For the most part, nearly every guy I knew growing up without a dad, or with a negligent one, had problems attracting women because of social awkwardness and low self esteem. Others went in sort of a reverse way in what I believe was a compensation mechanism, by becoming a wigger, which is not surprising considering so many of them rubbed elbows with 'Brews here in the five boroughs of NYC. And contrary to popular belief, not all wiggers are pacifistic and all talk and hand-flailing. Some are violent and wind up in serious trouble.

So in your eyes, you wanted a more loving, caring, touchy-feely father?   

[BBSSchlemiel]

So in your eyes, you wanted a more loving, caring, touchy-feely father?   

Actually, out of all the qualities you listed, CARING (meaning, giving a shit about anything), would be more important than all others. I don't know where you got "touchy-feely" from, considering that is the last thing any man, no matter the age, needs more of these days!

No, I didn't need a dad that would "understand" the angst and vices of losers, or that would pay attention to the tender feelings of the bottom feeders of this world that we have shoved in our faces daily.

[Yamcha]

Weird thread is weird

[_bruce_]

Quoted for blackmail purposes.

 

[Twaddle]

Actually, out of all the qualities you listed, CARING (meaning, giving a shit about anything), would be more important than all others. I don't know where you got "touchy-feely" from, considering that is the last thing any man, no matter the age, needs more of these days!

No, I didn't need a dad that would "understand" the angst and vices of losers, or that would pay attention to the tender feelings of the bottom feeders of this world that we have shoved in our faces daily.

Sorry, didn't mean to put words in your mouth.  It's just that after reading your post, I got the impression that you're an overly emotional individual, who where's his heart on his sleeve.  You seem to blame your dad for being sinfully negligent.  That's your opinion of him.  Did it ever occur to you that maybe that's exactly how he wanted the relationship?  I don't know you or your father, so I won't make any statement definitively, but it's possible that he was perfectly happy and satisfied with your relationship, and you weren't.   

[Al Doggity]

Weird thread is weird

Are girls yucky?

[Al Doggity]

I don't know you or your father, so I won't make any statement definitively, but it's possible that he was perfectly happy and satisfied with your relationship, and you weren't.   

This is not an argument against him being a negligent father.

[Papper]

Flowers n the bees...

And no, they did not tell me. Therefore I never had sex and now reside in my parents basement like Bud Bundy

[Al Doggity]

Flowers n the bees...

And no, they did not tell me. Therefore I never had sex and now reside in my parents basement like Bud Bundy

I have never asked my parents for relationship advice or discussed anything sexual with them. My wife and her mother are very open about about sex and relationship advice. Her mother divorced about two years back after 25 years of marriage and my wife actually gives her advice on how to trap a new man. I am positive my MIL could pick my dick out of a lineup based on conversations she's had with my wife. Her parents are cool(er) parents, my parents are not.

[BBSSchlemiel]

Sorry, didn't mean to put words in your mouth.  It's just that after reading your post, I got the impression that you're an overly emotional individual, who where's his heart on his sleeve.  You seem to blame your dad for being sinfully negligent.  That's your opinion of him.  Did it ever occur to you that maybe that's exactly how he wanted the relationship?  I don't know you or your father, so I won't make any statement definitively, but it's possible that he was perfectly happy and satisfied with your relationship, and you weren't.  

My dad spent several years in a mental institution and committed various scams, including one involving my mother's identity. My brother doesn't speak to him either; actually my brother has not spoken to him in about a decade. Neither does my dad's own brother (uncle). Neither does anyone else in he family. He also refused to work for many years. He wouldn't show up to family events. My mother had to take up the slack in all areas while he didn't want to lift a foot or hand for anything.

There were times he did not even know where I was attending college or what I majored in, nor did he know my age at times.

How does that sound?

[Twaddle]

My dad spent several years in a mental institution and committed various scams, including one involving my mother's identity. My brother doesn't speak to him either; actually my brother has not spoken to him in about a decade. Neither does my dad's own brother (uncle). Neither does anyone else in he family. He also refused to work for many years. He wouldn't show up to family events. My mother had to take up the slack in all areas while he didn't want to lift a foot or hand for anything.

There were times he did not even know where I was attending college or what I majored in, nor did he know my age at times.

How does that sound?

Sounds like he's a real piece of shit.  I'm surprised it's only been 3 years since you last spoke with him.  Sometimes it's just best to just sever all ties.   

[BBSSchlemiel]

Sounds like he's a real piece of shit.  I'm surprised it's only been 3 years since you last spoke with him.  Sometimes it's just best to just sever all ties.   

Yup, true.

Sorry I got a bit temperamental.