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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: muscularny on November 10, 2015, 05:53:52 AM
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http://www.businessinsider.com/why-venezuela-is-running-out-of-toilet-paper-2015-11
Entire books of jokes can be written on this one
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Socialism of peace.
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Use the right hand to eat and the left hand to wipe of peace.
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Pretty sure those dirty bastards always just wiped with thier hands.
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I thought they buried their poops.
Can't they use agave leaves or something.
My white privilege forces me not to give a shit about them.
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and when you gotta wipe your ass, nothing really works as a substitute. Kleenex for some reason does a "shitty" job, paper towels are too thick.
Time for a bidet?
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They have oil like morocco has sand.
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They have oil like morocco has sand.
can't wipe your ass with either though...
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can't wipe your ass with either though...
Why are you so obcessed with ass and african dating sites?
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Why are you so obcessed with ass and african dating sites?
LOL!
clever...
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Why are you so obcessed with ass and african dating sites?
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Venezuela is so bad right now people there are wishing Chavez was still around!
no freedom of speech, your internet being watched, only can bring less then $1,000 when you leave the country. forget toilet paper, hell the grocery stores are empty of a lot of basic necessity's like shampoo,
conditioner, soap, milk, diapers.
...my girlfriends mother is visiting us from Venezuela right now and we are hearing the horror stories.
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Venezuela is so bad right now people there are wishing Chavez was still around!
no freedom of speech, your internet being watched, only can bring less then $1,000 when you leave the country. forget toilet paper, hell the grocery stores are empty of a lot of basic necessity's like shampoo,
conditioner, soap, milk, diapers.
...my girlfriends mother is visiting us from Venezuela right now and we are hearing the horror stories.
Tell your gf's mother that I need a maid and I pay in toilet paper.
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Venezuela is so bad right now people there are wishing Chavez was still around!
no freedom of speech, your internet being watched, only can bring less then $1,000 when you leave the country. forget toilet paper, hell the grocery stores are empty of a lot of basic necessity's like shampoo,
conditioner, soap, milk, diapers.
...my girlfriends mother is visiting us from Venezuela right now and we are hearing the horror stories.
I sense a permanent residency if you are not careful.
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I sense a permanent residency if you are not careful.
Lol, she's leaving tomorrow......I guess we'll see.
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Lol, [she says] she's leaving tomorrow......I guess we'll see.
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I guess I'll need to update this thread tomorrow ;D
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Chavez turned the country from a beautiful country with a poverty problem into a massive shithole on the verge of civil war. He failed to deliver on any of his promises to solve the poverty problem. Stole property from wealthy citizens and alienated the upper class, who have fled the country or are attempting to flee without losing all of their money. Wealthy people run the businesses needed to sustain the lower classes. Once they leave, an entire country is plunged into darkness. You can't buy basic necessities like toilet paper because the country is filled with corruption. Venezuela produces the 4th or 5th most oil of any country in the world. The country has gone so far Dan Hill since the socialists took over. For Bernie Sanders fans, look at Venezuela to see what happens when you steal from the rich.
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I guess I'll need to update this thread tomorrow ;D
Just what we need ANOTHER illegal immigrant in CT oh wait we arent suppose to call them that...
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I have family in Venezuela. I am pretty sure they can wipe their ass with toilet paper.
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Chavez turned the country from a beautiful country with a poverty problem into a massive shithole on the verge of civil war. He failed to deliver on any of his promises to solve the poverty problem. Stole property from wealthy citizens and alienated the upper class, who have fled the country or are attempting to flee without losing all of their money. Wealthy people run the businesses needed to sustain the lower classes. Once they leave, an entire country is plunged into darkness. You can't buy basic necessities like toilet paper because the country is filled with corruption. Venezuela produces the 4th or 5th most oil of any country in the world. The country has gone so far Dan Hill since the socialists took over. For Bernie Sanders fans, look at Venezuela to see what happens when you steal from the rich.
SquidVicious ain't lying. :-\
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SquidVicious ain't lying. :-\
Loco, are you from Venezuela?
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Loco, are you from Venezuela?
Si
People praised Chavez for pushing the USA out of Venezuela's affairs, but now Cuba, China and Russia are in Venezuela's affairs and bleeding the country dry.
USA, please come back and stick your nose in Venezuela's affairs again. :(
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She can use my tongue any time in case she's running out of paper..
(http://diariopolitica.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Michelle-Lewin-16.jpg)
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http://www.businessinsider.com/why-venezuela-is-running-out-of-toilet-paper-2015-11
Entire books of jokes can be written on this one
Sorry I already sold the books to be used as Toilet paper
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Si
People praised Chavez for pushing the USA out of Venezuela's affairs, but now Cuba, China and Russia are in Venezuela's affairs and bleeding the country dry.
USA, please come back and stick your nose in Venezuela's affairs again. :(
Socialism is a plague. :-\
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She can use my tongue any time in case she's running out of paper..
(http://diariopolitica.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Michelle-Lewin-16.jpg)
Very fine female. Mucho maze would be had.
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They are also being forced to become vegetarians because meat is amanzinly expensive.
Saw this today in the news:
http://veja.abril.com.br/noticia/mundo/diante-da-escassez-venezuelanos-estao-aderindo-ao-vegetarianismo
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Chavez turned the country from a beautiful country with a poverty problem into a massive shithole on the verge of civil war. He failed to deliver on any of his promises to solve the poverty problem. Stole property from wealthy citizens and alienated the upper class, who have fled the country or are attempting to flee without losing all of their money. Wealthy people run the businesses needed to sustain the lower classes. Once they leave, an entire country is plunged into darkness. You can't buy basic necessities like toilet paper because the country is filled with corruption. Venezuela produces the 4th or 5th most oil of any country in the world. The country has gone so far Dan Hill since the socialists took over. For Bernie Sanders fans, look at Venezuela to see what happens when you steal from the rich.
This, and let's not forget "nationalising" (ie stealing) oil mining facilities from private companies and subsidising fuel so 1 litre of petrol costs 1 cent. Yes $0.01. So they use petrol to cook, heat, everything - and let waste runoff go wherever it goes thus destroying environment. Total failure of a country - whenever a government says witch doctors make opposition bad or subsidise necessities below cost price to that extent they are distracting you from reality.
Funnily they "acquired" (stole) golf courses for social land and decried it as an elitist pig sport... until a Venezuelan golfer won a tournament and was lauded.
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Send them some bibles. That shit really works.
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Send them some bibles. That shit really works.
500 pagee to wipe ass with and free from gideons. Good idea.
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Very fine female. Mucho maze would be had.
Good to hear I'm not the only straight guy here
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Very fine female. Mucho maze would be had.
In Venezuela it's called maíz.
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My people call it maize.
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My people call it maize.
I'll have my people teach your people.
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I'll have my people teach your people.
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Venezuela is so bad right now people there are wishing Chavez was still around!
no freedom of speech, your internet being watched, only can bring less then $1,000 when you leave the country. forget toilet paper, hell the grocery stores are empty of a lot of basic necessity's like shampoo,
conditioner, soap, milk, diapers.
...my girlfriends mother is visiting us from Venezuela right now and we are hearing the horror stories.
conditioner is a necessity now???? LMFAO strong priorities....