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Title: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: muscularny on November 10, 2015, 05:53:52 AM
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-venezuela-is-running-out-of-toilet-paper-2015-11

Entire books of jokes can be written on this one
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: Raymondo on November 10, 2015, 05:56:02 AM
Socialism of peace.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: Schnauzer on November 10, 2015, 06:10:12 AM
Use the right hand to eat and the left hand to wipe of peace.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: robcguns on November 10, 2015, 07:57:07 AM
Pretty sure those dirty bastards always just wiped with thier hands.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: Yamcha on November 10, 2015, 07:59:23 AM
I thought they buried their poops.
Can't they use agave leaves or something.

My white privilege forces me not to give a shit about them.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: ritch on November 10, 2015, 08:03:17 AM
and when you gotta wipe your ass, nothing really works as a substitute. Kleenex for some reason does a "shitty" job, paper towels are too thick.

Time for a bidet?
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: falco on November 10, 2015, 08:11:51 AM
They have oil like morocco has sand.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: ritch on November 10, 2015, 08:13:39 AM
They have oil like morocco has sand.

can't wipe your ass with either though...

Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: falco on November 10, 2015, 08:35:37 AM
can't wipe your ass with either though...



Why are you so obcessed with ass and african dating sites?
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: ritch on November 10, 2015, 08:36:52 AM
Why are you so obcessed with ass and african dating sites?

LOL!
clever...
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: TheShape. on November 10, 2015, 09:03:46 AM
Why are you so obcessed with ass and african dating sites?
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: CalvinH on November 10, 2015, 09:18:33 AM
Venezuela is so bad right now people there are wishing Chavez was still around!
no freedom of speech, your internet being watched, only can bring less then $1,000 when you leave the country. forget toilet paper, hell the grocery stores are empty of a lot of basic necessity's like shampoo,
conditioner, soap, milk, diapers.


...my girlfriends mother is visiting us from Venezuela right now and we are hearing the horror stories.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: Yamcha on November 10, 2015, 09:24:11 AM
Venezuela is so bad right now people there are wishing Chavez was still around!
no freedom of speech, your internet being watched, only can bring less then $1,000 when you leave the country. forget toilet paper, hell the grocery stores are empty of a lot of basic necessity's like shampoo,
conditioner, soap, milk, diapers.


...my girlfriends mother is visiting us from Venezuela right now and we are hearing the horror stories.

Tell your gf's mother that I need a maid and I pay in toilet paper.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: Simple Simon on November 10, 2015, 09:25:01 AM
Venezuela is so bad right now people there are wishing Chavez was still around!
no freedom of speech, your internet being watched, only can bring less then $1,000 when you leave the country. forget toilet paper, hell the grocery stores are empty of a lot of basic necessity's like shampoo,
conditioner, soap, milk, diapers.


...my girlfriends mother is visiting us from Venezuela right now and we are hearing the horror stories.
I sense a permanent residency if you are not careful.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: CalvinH on November 10, 2015, 09:35:16 AM
I sense a permanent residency if you are not careful.


Lol, she's leaving tomorrow......I guess we'll see.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: dr.chimps on November 10, 2015, 09:43:06 AM

Lol, [she says] she's leaving tomorrow......I guess we'll see.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: CalvinH on November 10, 2015, 09:44:51 AM
I guess I'll need to update this thread tomorrow ;D
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: SquidVicious on November 10, 2015, 09:58:47 AM
Chavez turned the country from a beautiful country with a poverty problem into a massive shithole on the verge of civil war. He failed to deliver on any of his promises to solve the poverty problem. Stole property from wealthy citizens and alienated the upper class, who have fled the country or are attempting to flee without losing all of their money. Wealthy people run the businesses needed to sustain the lower classes. Once they leave, an entire country is plunged into darkness. You can't buy basic necessities like toilet paper because the country is filled with corruption. Venezuela produces the 4th or 5th most oil of any country in the world. The country has gone so far Dan Hill since the socialists took over. For Bernie Sanders fans, look at Venezuela to see what happens when you steal from the rich.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: CT_Muscle on November 10, 2015, 10:24:23 AM
I guess I'll need to update this thread tomorrow ;D

Just what we need ANOTHER illegal immigrant in CT oh wait we arent suppose to call them that...
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: falco on November 10, 2015, 01:20:14 PM
I have family in Venezuela. I am pretty sure they can wipe their ass with toilet paper.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: loco on November 10, 2015, 01:35:21 PM
Chavez turned the country from a beautiful country with a poverty problem into a massive shithole on the verge of civil war. He failed to deliver on any of his promises to solve the poverty problem. Stole property from wealthy citizens and alienated the upper class, who have fled the country or are attempting to flee without losing all of their money. Wealthy people run the businesses needed to sustain the lower classes. Once they leave, an entire country is plunged into darkness. You can't buy basic necessities like toilet paper because the country is filled with corruption. Venezuela produces the 4th or 5th most oil of any country in the world. The country has gone so far Dan Hill since the socialists took over. For Bernie Sanders fans, look at Venezuela to see what happens when you steal from the rich.

SquidVicious ain't lying.   :-\
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: el numero uno on November 10, 2015, 02:07:20 PM
SquidVicious ain't lying.   :-\

Loco, are you from Venezuela?
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: loco on November 10, 2015, 02:34:32 PM
Loco, are you from Venezuela?

Si

People praised Chavez for pushing the USA out of Venezuela's affairs, but now Cuba, China and Russia are in Venezuela's affairs and bleeding the country dry.

USA, please come back and stick your nose in Venezuela's affairs again.    :(
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 10, 2015, 03:36:55 PM
She can use my tongue any time in case she's running out of paper..

(http://diariopolitica.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Michelle-Lewin-16.jpg)
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: Tha Grim Lifter on November 10, 2015, 03:45:47 PM
http://www.businessinsider.com/why-venezuela-is-running-out-of-toilet-paper-2015-11

Entire books of jokes can be written on this one

Sorry I already sold the books to be used as Toilet paper
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: el numero uno on November 10, 2015, 04:02:20 PM
Si

People praised Chavez for pushing the USA out of Venezuela's affairs, but now Cuba, China and Russia are in Venezuela's affairs and bleeding the country dry.

USA, please come back and stick your nose in Venezuela's affairs again.    :(

Socialism is a plague.  :-\
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 10, 2015, 05:41:44 PM
She can use my tongue any time in case she's running out of paper..

(http://diariopolitica.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Michelle-Lewin-16.jpg)

Very fine female. Mucho maze would be had.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: cart@@n on November 10, 2015, 06:00:54 PM
They are also being forced to become vegetarians because meat is amanzinly  expensive.

Saw this today in the news:
http://veja.abril.com.br/noticia/mundo/diante-da-escassez-venezuelanos-estao-aderindo-ao-vegetarianismo
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: Lustral on November 10, 2015, 06:33:28 PM
Chavez turned the country from a beautiful country with a poverty problem into a massive shithole on the verge of civil war. He failed to deliver on any of his promises to solve the poverty problem. Stole property from wealthy citizens and alienated the upper class, who have fled the country or are attempting to flee without losing all of their money. Wealthy people run the businesses needed to sustain the lower classes. Once they leave, an entire country is plunged into darkness. You can't buy basic necessities like toilet paper because the country is filled with corruption. Venezuela produces the 4th or 5th most oil of any country in the world. The country has gone so far Dan Hill since the socialists took over. For Bernie Sanders fans, look at Venezuela to see what happens when you steal from the rich.

This, and let's not forget "nationalising" (ie stealing) oil mining facilities from private companies and subsidising fuel so 1 litre of petrol costs 1 cent. Yes $0.01. So they use petrol to cook, heat, everything - and let waste runoff go wherever it goes thus destroying environment. Total failure of a country - whenever a government says witch doctors make opposition bad or subsidise necessities below cost price to that extent they are distracting you from reality.

Funnily they "acquired" (stole) golf courses for social land and decried it as an elitist pig sport... until a Venezuelan golfer won a tournament and was lauded.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: Semi-Hex on November 10, 2015, 06:38:23 PM
Send them some bibles. That shit really works.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: Lustral on November 10, 2015, 06:44:24 PM
Send them some bibles. That shit really works.

500 pagee to wipe ass with and free from gideons. Good idea.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: DroppingPlates on November 10, 2015, 11:24:48 PM
Very fine female. Mucho maze would be had.

Good to hear I'm not the only straight guy here
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: loco on November 12, 2015, 03:45:50 AM
Very fine female. Mucho maze would be had.

In Venezuela it's called maíz.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: Tapeworm on November 12, 2015, 04:06:46 AM
My people call it maize.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: loco on November 12, 2015, 04:58:34 AM
My people call it maize.

I'll have my people teach your people.
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: Yamcha on November 12, 2015, 05:09:36 AM
I'll have my people teach your people.

(http://cache1.asset-cache.net/xc/76730740.jpg?v=2&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=Z_Vj6GmRvEjljUGdQuzuttZ-onzH0fnkmD7uCTC2UifyslaXURwPqsq0Rz-1NScp0)
Title: Re: Venezuela has a chronic toilet paper shortage, no joke
Post by: milone79 on November 12, 2015, 05:38:36 AM
Venezuela is so bad right now people there are wishing Chavez was still around!
no freedom of speech, your internet being watched, only can bring less then $1,000 when you leave the country. forget toilet paper, hell the grocery stores are empty of a lot of basic necessity's like shampoo,
conditioner, soap, milk, diapers.


...my girlfriends mother is visiting us from Venezuela right now and we are hearing the horror stories.

conditioner is a necessity now???? LMFAO strong priorities....